Is It Okay To Masterbate In Front Of Your Pet?

[Rockvillejoe]

Well is it? Would we do irreperable damage to their psyches? Would they look askance at us afterwards, looking down their long snouts with utter disappoval and disgust? Or do they envy us? Our ability to use a flexible hand as a oppossed to a cumbersome paw? Dreaming one day that maybe they could get off using an extermity as oppossed to someone's shin? God, it's so hard to know.

[MellySmelly]

They lick their asses in front of me. Turnabout is fair play.

[MobCounty]

It's okay as long as they are not directly gazing into your eyes.

[deepinthewoods]

My pets are pretty hot....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

id feel awkward and ashamed and ask the pet to leave or help

[Hottub]

If I were able to do what my dog can do, I assure you I wouldn't be posting right now.:nono:

[ZigZagBigBag]

how else are they supposed to learn?

[Chris from TX]

They can look but can't touch. I don't want pet dander in my pee-hole.

[Team_Ramrod]

It's okay to rub one out in front of pets.

It's also okay to feel wierd when they look over at you while you are doing it. As a matter of fact, the real problem is someone who doesn't feel shame when their dogs head perks up off the floor and stares at you.

[topless_mike]

it bothers me knowing that the cat is staring at me.
gives me performance anxiety.
its akin to the cat also watching me as i take a dump.

[deepinthewoods]

The breeder who hooked us up with one of out hot pets related a rather horrifying story. In her inimitable Kiwi patois, she spake of one of her male french bulldogs who was just a little too distracted and playful to mount and conceive with his lady love. Thus, said breeder took said dog and built up a sweat "workin' and workin him" until a usable substance was finally produced, which was then injected into the bitch. So, it's quite possible that our pets are, in fact, the product of masturbation. Methinks it takes them to a happy place.

[Jujubees2]

When I was in grad school one of my friends worked in a lab that needed rabbit sperm. So he had this "glove" that looked like a rabbit from behind and he would hold it while the male rabbit humped away. It was pretty funny to watch.

Back to the question. Yes, its okay as long as you don't start talking to your pet while you're doing it.

[MellySmelly]

If they look at you like this, I guess it's time to stop.
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6231/shockedcat2eb9.jpg

[ralphbxny]

I say you should be able to rub one out when ever you want!! Pets or no pets!! Wait whats the question? Sure !

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey, if they're watching they're not doing anything.

Grab some peanut butter and have them join in. Come on, we're all on the same team here. I'd do the same thing for you!

[underdog]

Every since that little accident, my cat knows to run once the cock comes out.

[topless_mike]

http://blog.titaniumdreads.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/god-kills-kitten.jpg

[Ritalin]

Hey, if they're watching they're not doing anything.

Grab some peanut butter and have them join in. Come on, we're all on the same team here. I'd do the same thing for you!

You'd lick peanut butter off your dog's dick?

Right on, man.

Right on.

[Dougie Brootal]

if your pet is a hot underage asian girl in a schoolgirl uniform that you keep locked in the attic, then yes.

[Dougie Brootal]

Well is it? Would we do irreperable damage to their psyches? Would they look askance at us afterwards, looking down their long snouts with utter disappoval and disgust? Or do they envy us? Our ability to use a flexible hand as a oppossed to a cumbersome paw? Dreaming one day that maybe they could get off using an extermity as oppossed to someone's shin? God, i'm so hard right now.

fixed.









pervert.

[Soupy_Dreck]

if your pet is a hot underage asian boy in a schoolgirl uniform that you keep locked in the attic, then yes.


eww...

[Dougie Brootal]

f your pet is a hot underage asian boy in a schoolgirl uniform that you keep locked in the attic, then yes.

eww...

dont judge.

[Ritalin]

eww...

dont judge.

Insert: Creme of Some Young Guy joke.

[Soupy_Dreck]

eww...

dont judge.

you're right, sometimes you just can't tell...

[Death Metal Moe]

You'd lick peanut butter off your dog's dick?

Right on, man.

Right on.

Actually, I was talking about the bung but hey, I'm open to anything.

[Ritalin]

Actually, I was talking about the bung but hey, I'm open to anything.

Fucking funny!

[Stankfoot]

Actually, I was talking about the bung but hey, I'm open to anything.


mod quote?

[thejives]

how else are they supposed to learn?
:clap:

That's funny.

But the rest of you are sick. Teasing your pets like that.

[eeroomnhoj]

:devil2:Well is it? Would we do irreperable damage to their psyches? Would they look askance at us afterwards, looking down their long snouts with utter disappoval and disgust? Or do they envy us? Our ability to use a flexible hand as a oppossed to a cumbersome paw? Dreaming one day that maybe they could get off using an extermity as oppossed to someone's shin? God, it's so hard to know.

Do all pet's count or are there qualifiers. Do dogs and cats hold the same shame factor as guinea pigs and/or hamsters. Can you count a bucket full of sea monkeys as pets?

hmmmm?

Guilty

[topless_mike]

like right now, my cat is staring at me, and im creep'd out...

[midwestjeff]

I do it in front of my mom, so why wouldn't it be ok in front of my pets?

[Gvac]

I'm about to find out.

[FUNKMAN]

Is It Okay To Masterbate In Front Of Your Pet?

no, only from behind

[Bulldogcakes]

Is It Okay To Masterbate In Front Of Your Pet?

By "in front of" do you mean a facial cumshot? No, thats not OK.

[Ritalin]

Yes, as long as it's not a ferret. Don't ever jack in front of a ferret.

They're really fast.

[Gvac]

The answer is a resounding no.

Ouch.

[GonzoStyle]

I was never disturbed by my dog staring at me when I was a kid, I was always more worried about my mom walking in and catching me masturbating to her porno collection.

And by her porno collection I mean her home made tapes, talk about awkward.

[SatCam]

I do it in front of my mom, so why wouldn't it be ok in front of my pets?

are your pets milfs too?

[Jujubees2]

Yes, as long as it's not a ferret. Don't ever jack in front of a ferret.

They're really fast.

Spoken from experience?

[thejives]

Yes, as long as it's not a ferret. Don't ever jack in front of a ferret.

They're really fast.

I dunno. I'm a pretty fast jacker.

Bring it on, ferret.

[Rockvillejoe]

well, for me, i've decided its okay in front of goldfish. fuck them. i'll have my way in front of them. they don't like it, too bad. thats me. thats how i roll.

[hexy68]

Well is it? Would we do irreperable damage to their psyches? Would they look askance at us afterwards, looking down their long snouts with utter disappoval and disgust? Or do they envy us? Our ability to use a flexible hand as a oppossed to a cumbersome paw? Dreaming one day that maybe they could get off using an extermity as oppossed to someone's shin? God, it's so hard to know.

it's depends..are we talking male or female pets?:wacko:

[topless_mike]

And by her porno collection I mean her home made tapes, talk about awkward.

gag!

[mendyweiss]

Ever see a tongue on a French Poodle ? just sayin

[cougarjake13]

i've done it but i feel weird just b/c who's knows if reincarnation is real and that animal might be a former human and maybe even someone you knew

[Ritalin]

I dunno. I'm a pretty fast jacker.

Bring it on, ferret.

Don't jack too fast or you'll accidentally light yourself on fire.

[thejives]

Don't jack too fast or you'll accidentally light yourself on fire.

Good point.
Although that comes in handy when you're trying to start fires when you're stranded on a desert island.

http://techlab.jmseagles.com/uploads/fire.jpg

[DonInNC]

I caught my pet watching me masterbate once. I yelled "Hey, crawl back up there until I'm finished." Stupid hamsters.

[Drunky McBetidont]

actually, i find that doing it in front of the pets makes clean-up a snap and i save $ on kleenex.

[ralphbxny]

I dunno. I'm a pretty fast jacker.

Bring it on, ferret.

Mod Quote!!

[stinkbud]

In front of a pet.....sure, why not!

ON a pet...only if they let you

IN a pet...well thats wrong.

[Rockvillejoe]

I caught my pet watching me masterbate once. I yelled "Hey, crawl back up there until I'm finished." Stupid hamsters.

the advice so far has been top shelf, but this one is exceptional.

[buzzard]

I don't think he'll ever forgive me!

http://www.lyinginponds.com/silas-deck.jpg

[buzzard]

neither will she

http://www.all-creatures.org/ak/stories-lucky2005-01.jpg

[buzzard]

Cyclops might

http://boingboing.net/images/cyclopianchildchennai.jpg

[Chris from TX]

Oh Christ, Buzzard. Viewing all of those pics (mostly the cyclops baby) coincided loading with your horrid lemon party sig.

[buzzard]

Oh Christ, Buzzard. Viewing all of those pics (mostly the cyclops baby) coincided loading with your horrid lemon party sig.

I dream of such perfect timing,alas.....

http://members.tripod.com/wbfoto/wbb025.jpg

she lives!

[mississippidave]

are you kidding?????? I encourage it. It builds character.