silent rancidity

[topless_mike]

i am alone in the office today, and thank god.
its so quiet in here, and today my stomach is just churnin out the gas.

i actually had to open the window and turn up the heat, just so i can can get fresh air, but not freeze.

i know, gross, icky... whatever. it feels good.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im awful after eating all the food from these Holiday Parties, I let the old fucking hens deal with the smell

[ralphbxny]

At least you didnt poop yourselves....yet!

[A.J.]

Try Aloe Ease. (http://www.aloeease.com/faq.html)

[topless_mike]

Try Aloe Ease. (http://www.aloeease.com/faq.html)

this is from the site (and great):

The introductory detoxification may lead to an increased-sized elimination.

[marky2bucks]

silent rancidity

would be a great band name