Your awful Stealing Stories

[PanterA]

Today Ron and Fez replayed the horrible stories of stealing. This reminded me of my own terrible stealing story. i was still in high school, had my first car which was constantly running on fumes, and in the peek of my pot smoking days, its safe to say i never had a penny. So im driving from my high school where i just cut out from, to go pick up my friends from their high school which they just cut out from, and on my way in the middle of the street i see a white purse. i slowly drive up to it, open my door, scoop up the purse, and haul ass down the next few blocks to pick up my friends. We riffle through the purse and find a significant amount of money in it. We make a phone call to have our dealer meet us at the gas station down the street where i was going to have my first full tank since the first day i owned the car when my dad filled it for the first time for me. Well we had to drive down the same street that I found the purse and there the poor woman was, crying her eyes out...behind a stroller...looking under parked cars. We all looked at her in complete silence as we passed right by. We didnt even care that she was probably about to go food shopping for her very young child. My friends and I didnt bring it up until later that night when we were out of weed, where they all were calling me the baby starver.

mother fuckers!

[RAAMONE]

when i was younger my friends and i used to steal so much we would have competitions to see who get get out with the most merchandise...after a while it started to get so boring that we started stealing things for eachother...like gifts...it got outta hand...finally one of us got caught and it ended...but it was a rush

[topless_mike]

i was the ringleader of a hood-ornament stealing ring back around '90-91
needless to say, when the somebody got pinched, they ratted me and the rest of the clan out.
i had to forfiet the stash.
i never stole again.

[Tears]

Stole an Ozzy cassette in probably 1984 (14 yrs old) It was in a mall record store and I didn't know ANYTHING about electronic surveillance stuff.

I just dropped the cassette in my bag and walked out immediately tripping the alarm. After all was said and done, my Dad comes to pick me up, the mall cop gives him the cassette and walks us back tot he store. He makes me apologize which was bad enough. THEN he buys the cassette and proceeds to break it in half right at the register and hands it to me. says Happy Birthday and turns and walks out of the store leaving me holding a broken Ozzy tape

[Dougie Brootal]

Stole an Ozzy cassette in probably 1984 (14 yrs old) It was in a mall record store and I didn't know ANYTHING about electronic surveillance stuff.

I just dropped the cassette in my bag and walked out immediately tripping the alarm. After all was said and done, my Dad comes to pick me up, the mall cop gives him the cassette and walks us back tot he store. He makes me apologize which was bad enough. THEN he buys the cassette and proceeds to break it in half right at the register and hands it to me. says Happy Birthday and turns and walks out of the store leaving me holding a broken Ozzy tape

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[Ritalin]

Today Ron and Fez replayed the horrible stories of stealing. This reminded me of my own terrible stealing story. i was still in high school, had my first car which was constantly running on fumes, and in the peek of my pot smoking days, its safe to say i never had a penny. So im driving from my high school where i just cut out from, to go pick up my friends from their high school which they just cut out from, and on my way in the middle of the street i see a white purse. i slowly drive up to it, open my door, scoop up the purse, and haul ass down the next few blocks to pick up my friends. We riffle through the purse and find a significant amount of money in it. We make a phone call to have our dealer meet us at the gas station down the street where i was going to have my first full tank since the first day i owned the car when my dad filled it for the first time for me. Well we had to drive down the same street that I found the purse and there the poor woman was, crying her eyes out...behind a stroller...looking under parked cars. We all looked at her in complete silence as we passed right by. We didnt even care that she was probably about to go food shopping for her very young child. My friends and I didnt bring it up until later that night when we were out of weed, where they all were calling me the baby starver.

mother fuckers!

I think we all have pretty cringy stories from earlier days, right?

My question is - and this is coming from someone who's done some fucked up things, so I'm completely not judging you at all - have you forgiven yourself for it, or does it still give you a small shudder every time you think of it?

[topless_mike]

My question is - and this is coming from someone who's done some fucked up things, so I'm completely not judging you at all - have you forgiven yourself for it, or does it still give you a small shudder every time you think of it?

i've moved on.

[Tears]

I think we all have pretty cringy stories from earlier days, right?

My question is - and this is coming from someone who's done some fucked up things, so I'm completely not judging you at all - have you forgiven yourself for it, or does it still give you a small shudder every time you think of it?

I forgive myself for anything I've done 5 or more years ago :innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I called in with my awful deck of card story


I was at Sav-on, had a Ranger Starter Jacket (no homo) with the pouch pocket in the middle. I stole a deck of cards and placed it in the puch. Not noticing the security guard watching the entire thing. I got caught and saddest thing was that I stole Pinnacle Cards, they wouldnt let me switch to regular cards, last time I stole from a store sober


I love stealing candy and gum when drunk

[PanterA]

I think we all have pretty cringy stories from earlier days, right?

My question is - and this is coming from someone who's done some fucked up things, so I'm completely not judging you at all - have you forgiven yourself for it, or does it still give you a small shudder every time you think of it?every now and again things like this come to me and I feel pretty shitty about it, but i guess i use it as a life lesson. I know now that my actions can cause greef towards others so i try now to do the right things. If it didnt bother me to some degree then i'd still be that scumbag kid just trying to get over on people.

[TrevorDodds]

i remember when i was in 7th grade me and a few of my buddies held up a trucker at gunpoint and made off with about $750,000 worth of electronics. We turned around and sold it to a couple of middle eastern guys. my buddies and i get together now and just laugh at how crazy we were as kids and the whacky things we used to pull.

[Dougie Brootal]

i remember when i was in 7th grade me and a few of my buddies held up a trucker at gunpoint and made off with about $750,000 worth of electronics. We turned around and sold it to a couple of middle eastern guys. my buddies and i get together now and just laugh at how crazy we were as kids and the whacky things we used to pull.

http://www.indiadaily.org/images/al_qaeda.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

i once stole the head to a candy toy thing, the head was animated character to the show Street Shark.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/xdirtyxdanx/StreetSharks.jpg

i popped the head part off and actually got it out of the store and into the car. i was so ready to look at my prize and play with it, when my dad saw it - busted. i was dragged back and and was forced to tell the manager that i stole from them and that i was going to be going to jail the next time i did it. i was scared out of my mind :glurps:

[extracheese]

OMG Pantera your worse than Hitler!

The rest of you own a nice room in Hell, forced to listen to Jim Nabor records for eternity.

[BoondockSaint]

I wish Rap would post in this thread.

[OneEyeJack]

I stole a number of womens hearts away.

[FUNKMAN]

around age 16 my friend and i would ride the path trains. one sunday we walked around downtown manhattan in the afternoon and saw a row of stores. the one that caught our eye was a record store. we found our way to the alleyway and the fire-escape leading to the rooftops. we made it into one of the stores which happened to be a pizza parlor, not much going on there so we came back up. Then we made it into an eyeglass store, not much going on there.

we're on the roof and my friend wants to take off. i convince him that we can make it into the record store so as we walk toward the roof/hatch the hatch begins opening. the first thing we see is a hand holding a revolver. attached to that revolver was a cop, there were two cops and a security guard. we got against the wall and they cuffed us and took us in.

they eventually let us go and took us to the station and watched us get on the train. and that was that

i remember my friend telling the cop that a homeless person had something wrapped in a paper plate and was chasing us so we ran and hid on the roof of the stores. the cop wasn't having it but we had innocent faces and maybe because we were white they didn't give us too hard a time

speaking of innocent faces

this same friend and I at age 13 typed up fake booster sheets for the jersey city downtown little league and went around collecting donations. no lie, we went into police stations and fire departments. we got lightly questioned a few times and I figured they couldn't believe we would have the balls to try something like that. plus we had innocent faces. one day we made 40 bucks. back in 1975 that was pretty good for a couple of young teenagers...

[Fezticle98]

I've been caught stealing, once when I was five.............lifesavers.

[Dr Steve]

When I was in the eighth grade I lived in Michigan. I was one of those nerdy kids who did magic as a hobby and I had this great idea (I think I saw it on a tee vee show or mission impossible or something): I had this really bulky overcoat and I would stuff the sleeve with newspapers and pin a stuffed glove to the end of the sleeve. With my right arm wrapped around my abdomen under cover of the coat, it looked to anyone around me that both my hands were in full view. I'd walk up to a counter and it was the easiest thing in the world to just grab stuff with my right hand and slip it back under my coat. To the clerk standing behind me, they just saw my stupid arms at my side.

I was pretty excited by my success; I stole some "Hai Karate" or "007" cologne, I can't remember which (you can get a good idea of how old I am with either reference, tho) and I was going to give it to my Dad for Christmas. I showed it to a friend of mine and he said "I could never give my Dad something for Christmas that I stole". It all came crashing in and I felt like the biggest tool who ever lived. I threw the stupid cologne away and bought my Dad something with my own money and never stole again. Well. never shoplifted again...

[Fezticle98]

I stole a number of womens' men away.

Fixed it.

[Fallon]

Just take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! TAKE IT!

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[PapaBear]

My friends and I used to rip off Nichol's Discount City when we were kids. I only actually stole one thing (a Ringo Starr cassette. Don't laugh), but I did use to swap price tags a bit.

[Fallon]

but I did use to swap price tags a bit.
Stupid bar codes ruined that bit! :furious:

[led37zep]

I stole a pack of gum in 8th grade, felt like shit and ended up giving the gum away to friends. I was a good little boy

[JerseyRich]

Middle school.

Cheap .25cent soda from Foodtown, pastelle candy, chocolate and...

yes...

Desert Storm Trading cards.

Never got Saddam.

We were such a bunch of retarded upper-middle class punks.

[Fezticle98]

Middle school.

Cheap .25cent soda from Foodtown, pastelle candy, chocolate and...

yes...

Desert Storm Trading cards.

Never got Saddam.

We were such a bunch of retarded upper-middle class punks.

But did you have Scud Missile (A)? My quest to pair it with Scud Missile (B) to complete the set continues.