Spears... PREGNANT!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Except...

it's JAMIE LYNN!!!!!

http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/18/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant/

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/1218_ok_cover.jpg

I'm sorry, I don't use smileys, but...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol:

[thejives]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/1218_ok_cover.jpg

I'm sorry, I don't use smileys, but...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol:

It's yours right?
Congratulations!

[Hottub]

She's pregnant?

Only a prick would do that to her!

[AngelAmy]

Those Spears girls sure are fertile

[epo]

That Spears family must have quite the family tree.

[mikeyboy]

Yeah, that's not going to help that white trash stereotype that's been put on her family.

[Gmann]

The parents must be so proud of how well their children are doing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

It's yours right?
Congratulations!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/fire_fly21/lilsispool2006yo0copy.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

not sure how, we only did anal...

[epo]

She's a nice girl from a nice family!

[CaptClown]

And I told her to swallow.

[Hottub]

not sure how, we only did anal...

GREAT! The kid's gonna be a lawyer.:wallbash:

[Tenbatsuzen]

She's a nice girl from a nice family!

NICE GIRL NICE FAMILY, SHE'S A GODDAMN KNOCKED UP TEEN

[mikeyboy]

GREAT! The kid's gonna be a lawyer.:wallbash:

:furious:

[Hottub]

She's one of Chichester's finest!:thumbup:

[Gvac]

I think I love her.

[silera]

Good for her.

[mikeyboy]

I might have to explain to my daughter why there are no new episodes of "Zoey 101"

[epo]

I might have to explain to my daughter why there are no new episodes of "Zoey 101"

Writers strike?

[AngelAmy]

I might have to explain to my daughter why there are no new episodes of "Zoey 101"

they could make it chase 101 in the meantime.



oh yes.....that's right.....I watch it

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hayseeds just want to shoot out babies

she will have 5 by the time she is 30

[Tenbatsuzen]

I might have to explain to my daughter why there are no new episodes of "Zoey 101"

To be honest, I'm shocked as hell she's keeping it.

[pennington]

Yeah, that's not going to help that white trash stereotype that's been put on her family.

Hey, she waited until she was 16 (the father is 18). In 5 more years she can legally drink.

[zathrus]

Am I the only one that is not surprised??

[Tenbatsuzen]

Hey, she waited until she was 16 (the father is 18). In 5 more years she can legally drink.

Just think. When she's 32, her kids will be 16.

[Doctor Z]

I don't get what the big shock is...

They're doing exactly what all dumb southern blondes are born and bred to do: Marry prematurely, get fat, and crank out kids.

Nothing new here.

[Bulldogcakes]

When she's 37 her daughter will be 21 and they can go out club hopping together.

[Bulldogcakes]

Just think. When she's 32, her kids will be 16.

And ready to make her a grandmother.

[Fezticle98]

I had no idea this person even existed until I read this thread. By person, I mean the Spears chick, not the fetus. We all know a fetus isn't a person.

I was sure from the tricky headline that it was going to be Aries Spears. If it was Britney, her first name probably would've been mentioned.

[Bossanova]

I just want to know why Matty is on TMZ.com

[Snoogans]

I just want to know why Matty is on TMZ.com

all chicks love gossip

[Bossanova]

all chicks love gossip

HAHA. I'm surprised he hasn't asked to join the Mean Girls

[cougarjake13]

hayseeds just want to shoot out babies

she will have 5 by the time she is 30

she didnt want to fall too far behind britney

[mendyweiss]

http://ifmagazine.com/graphics/Unsorted/14_miranda_cosgrove_ss_7118.jpg
Meagan, You're Next !!!!

[Fezticle98]

dumb southern blondes

Good band name, if a bit redundant.

[Team_Ramrod]

Well...................... congratulations!?

Let's hope she has learned from Britneys mistakes and can properly care for her child.

I'm sure if there are any issues she can call Kevin for help.






When Jaime-Lynns mom goes out for the evening..... who's going to babysit the girls?

[Heather 8]

"I done learned it by watchin' y'all!"

[lleeder]

Good for her.

She's taking your advice and using those good eggs before they go bad. :innocent:

[silera]

I hate to make a joke thread serious, and I doubt she's ready for it but you can either woman up to the task of raising babies or be a piece of shit. It happens at 16 just like it can happen at 30.

Obviously 16 isn't ideal but she isn't aching for cash. So the rest is maturity. It doesn't come with age. It comes from life experience.

For everyone that bitches about women aborting their kids left and right, it's amazing how quick everyone judges women once they choose to have them.

[TheGameHHH]

Where does Lindsay Lohan's sister live? I'm gonna try to knock her up next, shes ready for it at 13 right?

[Fallon]

He shoulda pulled out.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4393/9b17e8385f34e70547bd5deug0.gif

[Tenbatsuzen]

I hate to make a joke thread serious, and I doubt she's ready for it but you can either woman up to the task of raising babies or be a piece of shit. It happens at 16 just like it can happen at 30.

Obviously 16 isn't ideal but she isn't aching for cash. So the rest is maturity. It doesn't come with age. It comes from life experience.

For everyone that bitches about women aborting their kids left and right, it's amazing how quick everyone judges women once they choose to have them.

But here's the thing - her sister has demonstrated that she was never taught the life lessons to properly raise kids, at least, in a "normal" environment - who thinks that her sister will be any better, especially since she proves she isn't responsible enough to have sex by not properly protecting herself? I mean, at the very least, Britney got that part right until she got married, unless she aborted while she was at the height of her career - which I wouldn't be shocked about.

In a typical teen pregnancy, the hard life choices that are made helps foster maturity in the best case scenarios. But when there's a lot of money involved and a demonstrated lack of parental guidance, the enabling and lack of emotional growth can be staggering.

[Tenbatsuzen]

PerezHilton says that she was living with the boyfriend.

Living with her boyfriend. at 16.

Hoo boy.

[silera]

That's why this thread was better left to jokes.

[SatCam]

might as well throw the countdown to legal out the window

[Tenbatsuzen]

Look, all I want is JLH pregnant. Then Hell on Earth will reign.

[PapaBear]

Just think. When she's 32, her kids will be 16.
Just think. When she's 32, she'll be a grandmother.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im penciling in Jamie Lynn for a 2011 Head Shaving and rehab stint

[StupidGirlllll]

http://ifmagazine.com/graphics/Unsorted/14_miranda_cosgrove_ss_7118.jpg
Meagan, You're Next !!!!

No way i think she was brought up better by her parents. BTW I love ICarly that is a great show.

[capper-this]

16 years old and pregnant. That child Rape! :nono:

[Tall_James]

Shocking news! (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167088,00.html) Who would have saw that coming?

[A.J.]

She's an old maid in Arab culture.

[WampusCrandle]

momma spears must be so proud!

[nate1000]

Ponderous.

[JackStraw]

Anybody who has ever watched the Gilmore Girls knows the appeal of having a child at 16. Said child will grow up to be smart, nice, funny, go to Yale and be your best friend in the world. I mean, who wouldn't want to have the baby?

[nate1000]

momma spears must be so proud!

O fer 2.

Great job whore.:thumbup:

[A.J.]

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," Jamie Lynn told OK!, according to the Associated Press. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Apparently neither has heard of the word "contraceptive".

[Heather 8]

Look, all I want is JLH pregnant. Then Hell on Earth will reign.


...no joke, I thought I heard that she was.

Edit: oh, she's since denied it. Never mind.

[Heather 8]

Someone's in denial... (http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/19/britney-my-sisters-not-pregnant/)

Yes, Matty, I read it too.

[topless_mike]

maybe she'll have the baby, then go on to lead a quiet normal life, not to be heard from again. you cant tell me that you look at the disaster of your older sister and want to be like that.

remember: there is the eldest osbourne child that is obscure and not in the headlines, like the other 2 disasters.


Brit really didnt have a child hood, because she was being pimped out everywhere for her image and crappy music. she bloomed into the rebellious teen after she had her $ and fame, and later just turned into chewed bubblegum.

lil sis is nowhere near the stature of her big sister.

[nate1000]

chewed bubblegum.



hmmmmmmm....

[Freitag]

maybe she'll have the baby, then go on to lead a quiet normal life, not to be heard from again. you cant tell me that you look at the disaster of your older sister and want to be like that.

remember: there is the eldest osbourne child that is obscure and not in the headlines, like the other 2 disasters.


Brit really didnt have a child hood, because she was being pimped out everywhere for her image and crappy music. she bloomed into the rebellious teen after she had her $ and fame, and later just turned into chewed bubblegum.

lil sis is nowhere near the stature of her big sister.


Even though Jack and Kelly did stints in rehab, they aren't exactly "disasters".

Britney didn't hit the pop scene until she was 16. Before then, her only television experience was being on the Mickey Mouse Club. If anything, Jamie Lynn has had MORE exposure than her sister in the same timeframe.

[BeerBandit]

Apparently neither has heard of the word "contraceptive".

Ain't that the 7th level of that ol' Nintendo game? I luv that one.

[thejives]

The boyfriend is 18.
Is there anything illegal about this?

[topless_mike]

Even though Jack and Kelly did stints in rehab, they aren't exactly "disasters".

Britney didn't hit the pop scene until she was 16. Before then, her only television experience was being on the Mickey Mouse Club. If anything, Jamie Lynn has had MORE exposure than her sister in the same timeframe.

true....

[thejives]

Well, if Ron thinks it's adorable, then so do I.

Good luck to them.

[Fallon]

The boyfriend is 18.
Is there anything illegal about this?

I think if the parents are cool with it theirs no problem.

[PapaBear]

I think if the parents are cool with it theirs no problem.
Children's services in California are looking into it.

[thejives]

Children's services in California are looking into it.

Jeebus. This is the greatest entertainment story ever.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

[quote=thejives;1556974]Jeebus.[/ (http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/catpray.jpg)quote]

[Cleophus James]

And now a sneak peak at Lynn Spear's parenting book (on indefinite hold):

Today I took the girls to the zoo. They had bears and snakes and alligators. At the concession stand, I got a popsicle striped like a tiger! I bet the girls would like that. If I see them later, I'll have to recommend it. Oh well, it's getting late, I better head home. Traffic will be bad, but I like to use that alone time to gather my thoughts and plan dinner for my OH CRAP THE KIDS!

[King Imp]

Fantastic!

“Jamie Lynn and Casey are NOT together. They’ve broken up numerous times, but he was her first and she kept taking him back," says the insider.
“They’re not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married."
"At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.”

[IamPixie]

Casey whatshisface not the father? (http://perezhilton.com/?p=11074#more-11074)


Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

[DiabloSammich]

Casey whatshisface not the father? (http://perezhilton.com/?p=11074#more-11074)

Quote:
Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′




This just got real creepy.

[Furtherman]

Ohhhh please let this be true and someone break the story wide open. Casey, demand a DNA test!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

trailer tramps who are hot and have some singing (or TV) talent will alway revert back to being a tramp no matter what fame they have

its in their Hayseed DNA

[AngelAmy]

Casey whatshisface not the father? (http://perezhilton.com/?p=11074#more-11074)

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

That is VERY disturbing

[Earlshog]

That is VERY disturbing

disturbing or hot?

[DarkHippie]

Ohhhh please let this be true and someone break the story wide open. Casey, demand a DNA test!

They can go on Maury!!

[Jujubees2]

Well, Dr. Phil thinks that Lynne is doing a great job as a parent!

Spears family friend Dr. Phil McGraw reports that the Spears family is turning to prayer to get through this difficult time. Moreover, Dr. Phil joins a small, mostly silent minority of health care professionals who feel that Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears have a good parenting example.

“We know the Spears family, particularly the parents,” Dr. Phil told People. “An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother.” He goes on to say that Lynne has “her feet squarely and solidly on the ground.”

From http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22402308/

[RAAMONE]

He goes on to say that Lynne has “her feet squarely and solidly on the ground.” [/B][/I]

From http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22402308/

more like pressed against her shoulders

[Heather 8]

Well, Dr. Phil thinks that Lynne is doing a great job as a parent!

Spears family friend Dr. Phil McGraw reports that the Spears family is turning to prayer to get through this difficult time. Moreover, Dr. Phil joins a small, mostly silent minority of health care professionals who feel that Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears have a good parenting example.

“We know the Spears family, particularly the parents,” Dr. Phil told People. “An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother.” He goes on to say that Lynne has “her feet squarely and solidly on the ground.”

From http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22402308/

And Blair from The Facts of Life says that Jamie Lynn is a role model to all teenagers. (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/FallConcert/story?id=4032940&page=1)

Ringing endorsements from two highly regarded individuals. :dry:

[JPMNICK]

And Blair from The Facts of Life says that Jamie Lynn is a role model to all teenagers. (http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/FallConcert/story?id=4032940&page=1)

Ringing endorsements from two highly regarded individuals. :dry:

you should email her and then if you both have girls you can name yours Jaime Lynn and she can name her Heather 8

[Heather 8]

you should email her and then if you both have girls you can name yours Jaime Lynn and she can name her Heather 8

Is there a polite way to say "Fuck no"?

[cougarjake13]

Well, Dr. Phil thinks that Lynne is doing a great job as a parent!

Spears family friend Dr. Phil McGraw reports that the Spears family is turning to prayer to get through this difficult time. Moreover, Dr. Phil joins a small, mostly silent minority of health care professionals who feel that Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears have a good parenting example.

“We know the Spears family, particularly the parents,” Dr. Phil told People. “An asset that Britney and Jamie Lynn both have is a great and dedicated mother.” He goes on to say that Lynne has “her feet squarely and solidly on the ground.”

From http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22402308/

yeh, only problem is she's dedicated to their careers and not as daughters

[DiabloSammich]

Is there a polite way to say "Fuck no"?


Feel free to use the following:


"Excuse me sir/madam, fuck no. And if I may be so bold, go shit in your hat."

[Tenbatsuzen]

Casey whatshisface not the father? (http://perezhilton.com/?p=11074#more-11074)

"Why don't you have a seat over there."

[A.J.]

Spears family friend Dr. Phil McGraw reports that the Spears family is turning to prayer to get through this difficult time.

Of course they are. What next -- a visit to rehab?

[JPMNICK]

Is there a polite way to say "Fuck no"?

if you smile after I think you should be ok just saying it like that

or have your hubby flair chop someone and then you look nice in comparison

[Freitag]

Oops, she did it again.

National Enquirer is reporting that she's pregnant with #2.

[KingGeno]

Saw that. White trash no matter where and how you live.

[drjoek]

Oops, she did it again.

National Enquirer is reporting that she's pregnant with #2.

National Enquirer? Ill wait for something reliable likeE! News daily

[Misteriosa]

http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=0

This story is going to seem kind of hard to believe, but just remember that it's about Jamie Lynn Spears, the girl who let guys fuck her bareback while she was pregnant because, as she put it, "I can't get pregnant again". Oh the irony.

Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively – and her pals are begging her to abort.
In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned Spears is now expecting for the second time – a mere three months after giving birth on June 19 to baby Maddie Briann.
“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.
You may or may not be able to get pregnant while breast-feeding, I don’t know, I'm not a doctor, but you know an awesome way to not get pregnant? Don’t have idiot hillbilly teens cum inside of you. Facials are more than just compelling television and the best way to gauge how cool a girl is, you know.


i love wwtdd :p

[Furtherman]

National Enquirer? Ill wait for something reliable likeE! News daily

Well, to be fair, they nailed John Edwards months before he admitted anything.

[Freitag]

National Enquirer? Ill wait for something reliable likeE! News daily

John Edwards.

[KatPw]

http://www.wwtdd.com/?start=0



i love wwtdd :p:lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

Facials are more than just compelling television and the best way to gauge how cool a girl is, you know.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!