View Full Version : Is Earl dying?
Solace666
12-19-2007, 09:23 AM
Is Earl dying?
Cleophus James
12-19-2007, 09:24 AM
Speculation... sounds like WB
thejives
12-19-2007, 09:25 AM
We know he had stomach problems.
Maybe he has acid reflux. That would explain all this.
MikeB
12-19-2007, 09:47 AM
Dying? No. Lying? Yes.
King Hippos Bandaid
12-19-2007, 10:23 AM
yes he using this to do so
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/ju/just-for-men-shampoo-in-hair-colour-natural-light-brown.jpg
its dieing sir
Zorro
12-19-2007, 10:39 AM
Sleep Disorder? Damn I was hoping it was the brainworms...
hexy68
12-19-2007, 10:58 AM
warm milk earl...there, you're cured!
buzzard
12-19-2007, 11:02 AM
http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Adjectives/sleepy.gif
AlabamaMan
12-19-2007, 11:05 AM
How the fuck do you get a sleep disorder? When you get up early and work all day......wait a minute thats the problem
JerseyRich
12-19-2007, 11:20 AM
Earl really needs to get laid.
Nothing better than a good fuck before bedtime.
But calling women the C word will not help his chances.
Solace666
12-19-2007, 11:35 AM
Or he just needs...
http://www.uk.pg.com/images/febrezePack_IL.jpg
FUNKMAN
12-19-2007, 11:39 AM
http://www.christianbaxter.com/blog/uploaded_images/fainting_goat-765279.jpg
peteybabyfingers
12-19-2007, 11:41 AM
it's all those crackers and ginger ale, nothing but sugar, caffiene and salt. keeps a man up at night. :clap:
FUNKMAN
12-19-2007, 11:45 AM
like Rich said , Earl needs to dip da weezel
RAAMONE
12-19-2007, 11:45 AM
it's all those crackers and ginger ale, nothing but sugar, caffiene and salt. keeps a man up at night. :clap:
ginger ale = caffiene free
WampusCrandle
12-19-2007, 12:22 PM
justa plain old yes :thumbup:
cigarsandscotch
12-19-2007, 12:28 PM
No, but he is killing all of us.
Lady Resin
12-19-2007, 12:30 PM
They're putting him on light duty. What's he going to do, sit there and watch them do the show?:blink:
AlabamaMan
12-19-2007, 12:33 PM
http://www.christianbaxter.com/blog/uploaded_images/fainting_goat-765279.jpg
Thats a great picture, Funny
MadMatt
12-19-2007, 12:56 PM
I missed the show today, but can only assume that Earl has spiraled further downhill and is blaming insomnia/sleeplessness for his problems.
I know first hand how much it can suck, but sometimes you just have to deal with it. I only get a couple hours of sleep a night and rely on weekends (and meds) to get additional sleep, but I am still productive every day - actually I do an OUTSTANDING job.
Mike Teacher
12-19-2007, 12:58 PM
Ya me too I had deal with real, actual Life during that segment of the show and missed it. Did Dr. Steve call back? What was the exact diagnosis, if anyone remembers?
Marc with a c
12-19-2007, 01:04 PM
we're all dying
MadMatt
12-19-2007, 01:14 PM
we're all dying
Exactly.
http://www.heathersanimations.com/Horror/anireaper.gif
MikeB
12-19-2007, 01:16 PM
Hate to disagree with Dr. Steve but this sleep shit is bs. Ron probably sleeps 4 hours a night and is not running to a subway.
I want to hear tomorrow how many hours Earl is really sleeping. And I want this polygraph test to happen.
oh_kee_pa
12-19-2007, 01:21 PM
i didnt hear the show but my guess is that this is the dialogue...
Earl: I'm trying to fight through it...
Ron: But you're effecting the show!
Earl: I understand that, but I'm just trying to fight through it
Bill From Yorktown
12-19-2007, 01:34 PM
Dr Steve reported a SEVERE sleep disorder, requiring a series of tests. That's about it.
peteybabyfingers
12-19-2007, 01:36 PM
ginger ale = caffiene free
raamone=douchebag:thumbdown:
MadMatt
12-19-2007, 01:45 PM
raamone=douchebag:thumbdown:
Why is he a douchebag? You're the one who apparently thinks crackers have caffeine, because ginger ale certainly doesn't.
I would suggest you have shown more douchebag-esque qualities than Raamone has - not that I am outright calling you a douchebag, but Raamone was right and your comment (as stated) was inaccurate.
Can't we all just get along?
chubbyknuckles
12-19-2007, 01:49 PM
warm milk earl...there, you're cured!
Milk is white, so that's out
AlabamaMan
12-19-2007, 01:52 PM
I knew Earl was lazy, but to lazy to sleep. That is ridiculous
I Like Almonds
12-19-2007, 02:48 PM
Sonambulism. He's been sleeping this whole time.
Lady Resin
12-19-2007, 02:58 PM
Ya me too I had deal with real, actual Life during that segment of the show and missed it. Did Dr. Steve call back? What was the exact diagnosis, if anyone remembers?
A sleeping disorder. Earl is going to be taking tests. He'll be going to a clinic that does tests sleep on the 26th. My bro-in-law went through this. My bro-in-law sleeps with a mask on that blows cool air into his nose.
AlabamaMan
12-19-2007, 03:01 PM
A sleeping disorder. Earl is going to be taking tests. He'll be going to a clinic that does tests sleep on the 26th. My bro-in-law went through this. My bro-in-law sleeps with a mask on that blows cool air into his nose.
Caution Bad Joke coming....
Isn't that called sleep Ape-nia:glurps:
TrevorDodds
12-19-2007, 03:06 PM
if earl would just rent a warehouse he could finally get all of muni's cd's off of his bed.
Fez4PrezN2008
12-19-2007, 03:12 PM
Earl really needs to get laid.
Nothing better than a good fuck before bedtime.
But calling marc with a C will help his chances.
fixed it for ya
:wink:
Tears
12-19-2007, 04:47 PM
They're putting him on light duty. What's he going to do, sit there and watch them do the show?:blink:
And all this time I thought that WAS his job.
silas
12-19-2007, 04:48 PM
raamone=douchebag:thumbdown:
Maybe i'm not getting enough sleep, but i don't get the pointless dig.
also:
Even tho i often find the Earl-messed-up-again segments frustratingly repetitive, i thought today's show was an absolute classic.
MikeB
12-19-2007, 04:53 PM
Erock had a big sleep problem a month ago where he ACTUALLY got tests done to fix it.
MadMatt
12-19-2007, 05:09 PM
I just finished the testing process and apparently have sleep apnea. I am about to order a CPAP machine to help me breathe at night.
Fun.
Chris from TX
12-19-2007, 05:10 PM
Earl may very well have a sleep disorder, but as Dr. Steve said, his personality foibles will still be the same once this sleep issue is resolved.
Earl takes some abuse on the show, but has no recourse but frustration and retreat. Yeah, he needs to get laid.
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