Is it gay to try to get out of a threesome?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

OK folks, I'll explain.

I'm walking out of my school, intent on getting home to finish off a paper I've owed for a week. This girl from my class smoking a cig outside sees me, she's fairly bi-polar insane, knows I have a girlfriend, but loves to play around and flirt with me, gets in my face and kinda tries to touch me in special places and I'm just like "BAD DOG!". I don't find her attractive at all but I put up with it for the most part.

Well lookee here. She's drunk. Oh well. And what else? There's her friend chilling in the gazebo. She's drunk too. And wow, her friend's very sexy. Lovely cleavage visible and heaving up and down, kinda giving me that long look girls give ya sometimes (hell if I know what you broads think but it's hot). She's holding a foam cup full of bacardi rum and she's aggressively trying to get me to drink some.

She was pretty hot and bothered and it showed- evidently had just been making out with the girl from my class. It's something you kinda pick up on without saying, this sexy vibe that isn't really ever acknowledged but everyone knows about it. Now that little fire in the ol' belly starts to light up for me.

I'm ready to head back to my car when she says "my boyfriend ditched us. Can me and my friend get a ride from you back to my place?"

Automatic like a machine gun: "YES YOU CAN!!!"

About 45 seconds into me driving the car and her asking the usual 'getting to know you' questions, she and the other girl start to just heavily make the fuck out. Heavy tongue kissing, mouths going up and down each other's chests, hands all over each other's waists. They do this for about 3 minutes. I see the whole thing from the rear view mirror. I went from half to full mast in 5 seconds.

I start doing my best Ralph Kramdem impression whenever they stop locking lips and talk to me. Now this hot girl looks down south at me, says with that half smile, "Oh, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable" I'm like "Uhmm Ed NorhtoN!?" Her: "It's ok for you to watch. So long as you don't touch I don't see what the problem with your girlfriend would be..." Me: "hummina hummina" She proceeds to make out again "oh sorry I can't help myself.." This goes on for a little bit.

Now. They're both underage for drinking (19/20) and quite drunk. They're just going at it in my backseat making it pretty obvious to any cops looking around. I have a girlfriend whom I love very much in spite of any problems I may be having with her. This chick that I'm digging also has a boyfriend and a child from a previous boyfriend... the other is a psychopath whom I know would just eventually show up at my front door with a knife sticking out her chest if I let her get all attached to me. And once again, I do love my girlfriend. I'm going through in my head the Vic Vega self-counseling in the bathroom as seen during the Mia-snorts-H scene from Pulp Fiction.

Somehow she migrated to the front seat (the hot one) and is kinda pawing at me a little. Now I try to just talk to her about her kid to kinda defuse the situation. That works, pawing stops. Soon she talks all about her ex of 6 years or something, and it's passed. I get to drop them off at her house, and I drive off.

I've elected to not tell my girlfriend about this. Something tells me even if I did nothing wrong it'd make her feel shitty to know about this. 'Course if she somehow found out about this later anyway, I'd be in deep shit. Guess I'll take that risk. I still need to finish that fucking paper too.

So yeah. I maintained fidelity to my chick and managed to keep myself from giving in to having a threesome with two chicks. Am I a fag now?

[chubbyknuckles]

OK folks, I'll explain.

I'm walking out of my school, intent on getting home to finish off a paper I've owed for a week. This girl from my class smoking a cig outside sees me, she's fairly bi-polar insane, knows I have a girlfriend, but loves to play around and flirt with me, gets in my face and kinda tries to touch me in special places and I'm just like "BAD DOG!". I don't find her attractive at all but I put up with it for the most part.

Well lookee here. She's drunk. Oh well. And what else? There's her friend chilling in the gazebo. She's drunk too. And wow, her friend's very sexy. Lovely cleavage visible and heaving up and down, kinda giving me that long look girls give ya sometimes (hell if I know what you broads think but it's hot). She's holding a foam cup full of bacardi rum and she's aggressively trying to get me to drink some.

She was pretty hot and bothered and it showed- evidently had just been making out with the girl from my class. It's something you kinda pick up on without saying, this sexy vibe that isn't really ever acknowledged but everyone knows about it. Now that little fire in the ol' belly starts to light up for me.

I'm ready to head back to my car when she says "my boyfriend ditched us. Can me and my friend get a ride from you back to my place?"

Automatic like a machine gun: "YES YOU CAN!!!"

About 45 seconds into me driving the car and her asking the usual 'getting to know you' questions, she and the other girl start to just heavily make the fuck out. Heavy tongue kissing, mouths going up and down each other's chests, hands all over each other's waists. They do this for about 3 minutes. I see the whole thing from the rear view mirror. I went from half to full mast in 5 seconds.

I start doing my best Ralph Kramdem impression whenever they stop locking lips and talk to me. Now this hot girl looks down south at me, says with that half smile, "Oh, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable" I'm like "Uhmm Ed NorhtoN!?" Her: "It's ok for you to watch. So long as you don't touch I don't see what the problem with your girlfriend would be..." Me: "hummina hummina" She proceeds to make out again "oh sorry I can't help myself.." This goes on for a little bit.

Now. They're both underage for drinking (19/20) and quite drunk. They're just going at it in my backseat making it pretty obvious to any cops looking around. I have a girlfriend whom I love very much in spite of any problems I may be having with her. This chick that I'm digging also has a boyfriend and a child from a previous boyfriend... the other is a psychopath whom I know would just eventually show up at my front door with a knife sticking out her chest if I let her get all attached to me. And once again, I do love my girlfriend. I'm going through in my head the Vic Vega self-counseling in the bathroom as seen during the Mia-snorts-H scene from Pulp Fiction.

Somehow she migrated to the front seat (the hot one) and is kinda pawing at me a little. Now I try to just talk to her about her kid to kinda defuse the situation. That works, pawing stops. Soon she talks all about her ex of 6 years or something, and it's passed. I get to drop them off at her house, and I drive off.

So yeah. I maintained fidelity to my chick and managed to keep myself from giving in to having a threesome with two chicks. Am I a fag now?

I'm sorry the answer is yes. Maybe in some great pg-13 movie based on fidelity with Freddy Prinze jr. really wrestling with a dillema, you'd be ok, but yes it's def gay. but now you know.

[Fallon]

You're a good guy and for that you got to see a nice show.

[PapaBear]

Do NOT tell your chick!!! That won't keep you out of the woods, though. If you don't tell her, and she still finds out, you're fucked. You're basically sitting on a time bomb. Enjoy.

Now... tell me where you dropped them off?

[underdog]

PapaBear is right.

You probably just should have had the threesome, because if your chick finds out about your night, she's going to treat it like you had one.

[thejives]

This was like a penthouse letter gone terribly awry.
Without pics, I'm assuming it's the result of your fevered, finals-taking imagination.

[spoon]

Do NOT tell your chick!!! That won't keep you out of the woods, though. If you don't tell her, and she still finds out, you're fucked. You're basically sitting on a time bomb. Enjoy.

Now... tell me where you dropped them off?

That's funny PB.

C, don't stress about it at all. If you acted on it I wouldn't have thought any worse of you since you're still young and college is the time to have some safe fun. I guess it all comes down to how much of a future you have or want with your girl, and it seems you do want something from it. So you made your choice and it was the best one for you.

As for telling your girl, listen to the wise PB. You tested yourself in a trial by fire type situation and no harm no foul. If she heard about it, I'd just say you definitely didn't know it was going to happen/present itself that way, and all it did was validate to you what the relationship means to you. Telling her wasn't important bc it was really a moment of self relalization, nothing else.

In college, I'm not sure I would have made the same choice. You're a bigger man than I my friend. However, I also knew my girl and I weren't going much further than a college relationship, you seem to have more.

[PapaBear]

That's funny PB.


As for telling your girl, listen to the wise PB.

You think it's going to be THAT easy to get out of paying for a case of beer?

[midwestjeff]

Vincent Vega.

[spoon]

You think it's going to be THAT easy to get out of paying for a case of beer?

Congrats my man, you may be the first to ever win a board bet against me in almost 7 years!! I've made a lot of mooch and drank a lot of wine/beer bc of this board!

On second thought, technically Mojo won 4 bucks from me for our anaual Cubs/Blue Jays wager for the first time this year, but I believe were putting that small sum towards next year's wager.

And I'm always man up on my bets, if you hold the fort we'll surely square up my friend. It's always fun wagering with you my man.

[joethebartender]

OK folks, I'll explain.

It's something you kinda pick up on without saying, this sexy vibe that isn't really ever acknowledged but everyone knows about it. Now that little fire in the ol' belly starts to light up for me.
I'm ready to head back to my car when she says "my boyfriend ditched us. Can me and my friend get a ride from you back to my place?"

Automatic like a machine gun: "YES YOU CAN!!!"



You extinguished your ol' belly fire?!! My ol' belly fire never goes out. It's a lot like this one: (ol' belly fire, pictured at bottom, center)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Tomb-unknown-soldier-philadelphia.jpg/800px-Tomb-unknown-soldier-philadelphia.jpg

[topless_mike]

thread is useless without pics.

[topless_mike]

thinking about it again, do not tell her.
dont axe, dont tell.

i went through a similiar situation (well, not really)
anyways, my wife axed, and i lied/denied. turns out my boy went soft and ratted us out.
his wife-to-be was my wife's best friend. turned into nut-butter on my face.

point is, it never happened. they were too drunk to remember.
although, this could happen again.

[Soupy_Dreck]

OK folks, I'll explain.




... I went from half to full mast in 5 seconds...





thread is useless without pics.



why would you want to see a picture of that?

[topless_mike]

why would you want to see a picture of that?

it proves that he is not gay. if 2 chicks went at it, and he went soft, then yes, he is gay.

[drjoek]

douggrasso, any comments?

[Soupy_Dreck]

it proves that he is not gay. if 2 chicks went at it, and he went soft, then yes, he is gay.

point taken...

[MM2]

OK folks, I'll explain.

I'm walking out of my school, intent on getting home to finish off a paper I've owed for a week. This girl from my class smoking a cig outside sees me, she's fairly bi-polar insane, knows I have a girlfriend, but loves to play around and flirt with me, gets in my face and kinda tries to touch me in special places and I'm just like "BAD DOG!". I don't find her attractive at all but I put up with it for the most part.

Well lookee here. She's drunk. Oh well. And what else? There's her friend chilling in the gazebo. She's drunk too. And wow, her friend's very sexy. Lovely cleavage visible and heaving up and down, kinda giving me that long look girls give ya sometimes (hell if I know what you broads think but it's hot). She's holding a foam cup full of bacardi rum and she's aggressively trying to get me to drink some.

She was pretty hot and bothered and it showed- evidently had just been making out with the girl from my class. It's something you kinda pick up on without saying, this sexy vibe that isn't really ever acknowledged but everyone knows about it. Now that little fire in the ol' belly starts to light up for me.

I'm ready to head back to my car when she says "my boyfriend ditched us. Can me and my friend get a ride from you back to my place?"

Automatic like a machine gun: "YES YOU CAN!!!"

About 45 seconds into me driving the car and her asking the usual 'getting to know you' questions, she and the other girl start to just heavily make the fuck out. Heavy tongue kissing, mouths going up and down each other's chests, hands all over each other's waists. They do this for about 3 minutes. I see the whole thing from the rear view mirror. I went from half to full mast in 5 seconds.

I start doing my best Ralph Kramdem impression whenever they stop locking lips and talk to me. Now this hot girl looks down south at me, says with that half smile, "Oh, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable" I'm like "Uhmm Ed NorhtoN!?" Her: "It's ok for you to watch. So long as you don't touch I don't see what the problem with your girlfriend would be..." Me: "hummina hummina" She proceeds to make out again "oh sorry I can't help myself.." This goes on for a little bit.

Now. They're both underage for drinking (19/20) and quite drunk. They're just going at it in my backseat making it pretty obvious to any cops looking around. I have a girlfriend whom I love very much in spite of any problems I may be having with her. This chick that I'm digging also has a boyfriend and a child from a previous boyfriend... the other is a psychopath whom I know would just eventually show up at my front door with a knife sticking out her chest if I let her get all attached to me. And once again, I do love my girlfriend. I'm going through in my head the Vic Vega self-counseling in the bathroom as seen during the Mia-snorts-H scene from Pulp Fiction.

Somehow she migrated to the front seat (the hot one) and is kinda pawing at me a little. Now I try to just talk to her about her kid to kinda defuse the situation. That works, pawing stops. Soon she talks all about her ex of 6 years or something, and it's passed. I get to drop them off at her house, and I drive off.

I've elected to not tell my girlfriend about this. Something tells me even if I did nothing wrong it'd make her feel shitty to know about this. 'Course if she somehow found out about this later anyway, I'd be in deep shit. Guess I'll take that risk. I still need to finish that fucking paper too.

So yeah. I maintained fidelity to my chick and managed to keep myself from giving in to having a threesome with two chicks. Am I a fag now?

No you aren't gay, you are just smart. You know the one chick is crazy, so you would have been in deep shit had you gone through with even just watching.

And definitely don't tell your girl, nothing happened, so if it somehow comes up, all you gotta say is you gave two girls a ride home, no big deal. If your chick is going to blow up over something as small as that, maybe you should have just gone through with the threesome :thumbup:

[nate1000]

You're gay. I GUARANTEE you will regret this decision at some point. My number one regret from my early 20's is that I was dating the same dumb C and didn't bang more chicks.

Now, years later, happily married to another woman with 2 kids, I cannot believe I wasted that time on that hooker. :furious:

[Death Metal Moe]

You're not gay for not doing something you're not comfortable.

[cougarjake13]

does your chick have access to your computer and / or know you post here and your screen name

if yes to any above you might have to tell her

[DarkHippie]

Not only are you not gay, but you are a good person and your girl is lucky to have someone so faithful. Alot of men would not have been so strong.

[thejives]

Not only are you not gay, but you are a good person and your girl is lucky to have someone so faithful. Alot of men would not have been so strong.

Hippie is right.

And, assuming your story is true, you probably narrowly escaped the clap.

[ralphbxny]

Yes!!

[foodcourtdruide]

OK folks, I'll explain.

I'm walking out of my school, intent on getting home to finish off a paper I've owed for a week. This girl from my class smoking a cig outside sees me, she's fairly bi-polar insane, knows I have a girlfriend, but loves to play around and flirt with me, gets in my face and kinda tries to touch me in special places and I'm just like "BAD DOG!". I don't find her attractive at all but I put up with it for the most part.

Well lookee here. She's drunk. Oh well. And what else? There's her friend chilling in the gazebo. She's drunk too. And wow, her friend's very sexy. Lovely cleavage visible and heaving up and down, kinda giving me that long look girls give ya sometimes (hell if I know what you broads think but it's hot). She's holding a foam cup full of bacardi rum and she's aggressively trying to get me to drink some.

She was pretty hot and bothered and it showed- evidently had just been making out with the girl from my class. It's something you kinda pick up on without saying, this sexy vibe that isn't really ever acknowledged but everyone knows about it. Now that little fire in the ol' belly starts to light up for me.

I'm ready to head back to my car when she says "my boyfriend ditched us. Can me and my friend get a ride from you back to my place?"

Automatic like a machine gun: "YES YOU CAN!!!"

About 45 seconds into me driving the car and her asking the usual 'getting to know you' questions, she and the other girl start to just heavily make the fuck out. Heavy tongue kissing, mouths going up and down each other's chests, hands all over each other's waists. They do this for about 3 minutes. I see the whole thing from the rear view mirror. I went from half to full mast in 5 seconds.

I start doing my best Ralph Kramdem impression whenever they stop locking lips and talk to me. Now this hot girl looks down south at me, says with that half smile, "Oh, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable" I'm like "Uhmm Ed NorhtoN!?" Her: "It's ok for you to watch. So long as you don't touch I don't see what the problem with your girlfriend would be..." Me: "hummina hummina" She proceeds to make out again "oh sorry I can't help myself.." This goes on for a little bit.

Now. They're both underage for drinking (19/20) and quite drunk. They're just going at it in my backseat making it pretty obvious to any cops looking around. I have a girlfriend whom I love very much in spite of any problems I may be having with her. This chick that I'm digging also has a boyfriend and a child from a previous boyfriend... the other is a psychopath whom I know would just eventually show up at my front door with a knife sticking out her chest if I let her get all attached to me. And once again, I do love my girlfriend. I'm going through in my head the Vic Vega self-counseling in the bathroom as seen during the Mia-snorts-H scene from Pulp Fiction.

Somehow she migrated to the front seat (the hot one) and is kinda pawing at me a little. Now I try to just talk to her about her kid to kinda defuse the situation. That works, pawing stops. Soon she talks all about her ex of 6 years or something, and it's passed. I get to drop them off at her house, and I drive off.

I've elected to not tell my girlfriend about this. Something tells me even if I did nothing wrong it'd make her feel shitty to know about this. 'Course if she somehow found out about this later anyway, I'd be in deep shit. Guess I'll take that risk. I still need to finish that fucking paper too.

So yeah. I maintained fidelity to my chick and managed to keep myself from giving in to having a threesome with two chicks. Am I a fag now?

Not gay. Totally did the right thing. You would have ruined your relationship. I think fidelity is part of being an adult.

[ralphbxny]

Not gay. Totally did the right thing. You would have ruined your relationship. I think fidelity is part of being an adult.

No wonder im all fucked up!

[Dougie Brootal]

douggrasso, any comments?

the shame....





it never goes away.....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Timmy , you douggrasso'd the threesome, but its cool, you made the right choice, and no scot was involved

[joethebartender]

Timmy , you douggrasso'd the threesome, but its cool, you made the right choice, and no scot was involved

Might this post belong in the "I coined the phrase" thread???

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Yeah it was no fantasy. If it was they'd have been both hot instead of just one and my car wouldn't still reek of spilled Bacardi. That and the tote bag I discovered this afternoon in my backseat left by the one who abandoned her backseat post to sit next to me. :P

Though I did pinch myself when I got home.

Actually I didn't. Pinching yourself is a stupid thing to do, and anyone who does it probably has an S&M fetish.

[sr71blackbird]

I'd like to see some of the girls reaction to this. But I think you did the right thing. Part of me would want to tell my girl what happened and that I resisted and so she did not find out second hand.

[Fezticle98]

Not gay. Maybe pussy, but you probably did the "right thing." Do not tell the girlfriend. Who knows, maybe you'll have the chance again down the line. Or maybe you blew it forever.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Eh I wouldn't call it "pussy", per say to not take advantage of two under-aged drunk girls one of whom was mentally unstable the other emotionally/financially so. I've taken that kinda dive in the past but I didn't have responsibilities like I do now.

Those kinda things sometimes end with one or two of them puke-chomping on your cock or something anyway and there's always the paranoid fear there will be a tearful call to the authorities.

Incidentally I left this page open while my chick went to use my comp to check her email and look for some youtube vids the other night... through the sheer grace of Whateva, she didn't read this. God I am a dumbass sometimes.

Incidentally, Papa Bear is speaking the Gospel far as I'm concerned.

[scottinnj]

Not gay. Even removing the fact you have a girlfreind already, still not gay. The description you gave about those two girls set off my computer's virus scan alert, and it told me this thread was chock full of "hepA.exe"

Looks like you dodged a visit to your doctor for a penicillin shot.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Not gay. Even removing the fact you have a girlfreind already, still not gay. The description you gave about those two girls set off my computer's virus scan alert, and it told me this thread was chock full of "hepA.exe"

Looks like you dodged a visit to your doctor for a penicillin shot.

The cute girl did have a suspicious looking little rash on the side of her mouth. But y'know, I didn't see it till she sat next to me and we passed under a street light. That made her not as cute as she woulda been without it.

[scottinnj]

Oh, and since you do have a girlfreind, I agree with everyone else. NOT A WORD!

You can chalk this experience up to the equivalent of a tree falling in the woods. Nothing happened, therefore nothing to talk about. Chicks get all bent out of shape when they overanalyze what you tell them, and then it always winds up in a conference call with their girlfreinds, and the verdict is always the same: IT'S YOUR FAULT! And nothing good can come from that.

[Bulldogcakes]

Not gay, but you will regret it the minute you break up with your GF.

[lleeder]

one or two of them puke-chomping on your cock

And here I thought it couldn't get any sexier...

[cougarjake13]

its always gay

[led37zep]

Not gay, but you will regret it the minute you break up with your GF.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/JWS64/helloexactly.jpg

[sailor]

Do NOT tell your chick!!! That won't keep you out of the woods, though. If you don't tell her, and she still finds out, you're fucked. You're basically sitting on a time bomb. Enjoy.

Now... tell me where you dropped them off?

what papabear said. oh, and don't do something silly like post the story on the internet where she can find it.

[ScottFromGA]

OK folks, I'll explain.

I'm walking out of my school, intent on getting home to finish off a paper I've owed for a week. This girl from my class smoking a cig outside sees me, she's fairly bi-polar insane, knows I have a girlfriend, but loves to play around and flirt with me, gets in my face and kinda tries to touch me in special places and I'm just like "BAD DOG!". I don't find her attractive at all but I put up with it for the most part.

Well lookee here. She's drunk. Oh well. And what else? There's her friend chilling in the gazebo. She's drunk too. And wow, her friend's very sexy. Lovely cleavage visible and heaving up and down, kinda giving me that long look girls give ya sometimes (hell if I know what you broads think but it's hot). She's holding a foam cup full of bacardi rum and she's aggressively trying to get me to drink some.

She was pretty hot and bothered and it showed- evidently had just been making out with the girl from my class. It's something you kinda pick up on without saying, this sexy vibe that isn't really ever acknowledged but everyone knows about it. Now that little fire in the ol' belly starts to light up for me.

I'm ready to head back to my car when she says "my boyfriend ditched us. Can me and my friend get a ride from you back to my place?"

Automatic like a machine gun: "YES YOU CAN!!!"

About 45 seconds into me driving the car and her asking the usual 'getting to know you' questions, she and the other girl start to just heavily make the fuck out. Heavy tongue kissing, mouths going up and down each other's chests, hands all over each other's waists. They do this for about 3 minutes. I see the whole thing from the rear view mirror. I went from half to full mast in 5 seconds.

I start doing my best Ralph Kramdem impression whenever they stop locking lips and talk to me. Now this hot girl looks down south at me, says with that half smile, "Oh, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable" I'm like "Uhmm Ed NorhtoN!?" Her: "It's ok for you to watch. So long as you don't touch I don't see what the problem with your girlfriend would be..." Me: "hummina hummina" She proceeds to make out again "oh sorry I can't help myself.." This goes on for a little bit.

Now. They're both underage for drinking (19/20) and quite drunk. They're just going at it in my backseat making it pretty obvious to any cops looking around. I have a girlfriend whom I love very much in spite of any problems I may be having with her. This chick that I'm digging also has a boyfriend and a child from a previous boyfriend... the other is a psychopath whom I know would just eventually show up at my front door with a knife sticking out her chest if I let her get all attached to me. And once again, I do love my girlfriend. I'm going through in my head the Vic Vega self-counseling in the bathroom as seen during the Mia-snorts-H scene from Pulp Fiction.

Somehow she migrated to the front seat (the hot one) and is kinda pawing at me a little. Now I try to just talk to her about her kid to kinda defuse the situation. That works, pawing stops. Soon she talks all about her ex of 6 years or something, and it's passed. I get to drop them off at her house, and I drive off.

I've elected to not tell my girlfriend about this. Something tells me even if I did nothing wrong it'd make her feel shitty to know about this. 'Course if she somehow found out about this later anyway, I'd be in deep shit. Guess I'll take that risk. I still need to finish that fucking paper too.

So yeah. I maintained fidelity to my chick and managed to keep myself from giving in to having a threesome with two chicks. Am I a fag now?


Fag....No....

Stupid for not taking the chance? Yes...

I know how it feels not to take that chance....wish I had everyday. 2 chicks, one 18 and one 17....missed out and I kick myself in the ass everyday.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I dunno, getting the 'Thrax from musty vagina # 1 isn't my idea of 'smart' either... I wound up wrapping up the abandoned tote bag in a plastic bag with an additional layer of black garbage bag. Thinking about 'em now makes my scalp itch.

The vibe was kinda forced anyway looking back. I'm sure they were just doing it for attention or something. That kinda thing isn't really my personal definition of sexy. Though the fact that it was TWO of them makes it auto-sexy.

Conundrum, paradox...

This debate of mine will last like the chicken/egg thing some dude said once whose name we don't remember because who cares really (no it won't)

[keithy_19]

You did the right thing. Infidelity sucks and if your happy with your girl why ruin it on two girls who most likely get around far too much.

[cougarjake13]

You did the right thing. Infidelity sucks and if your happy with your girl why ruin it on two girls who most likely get around far too much.

but it'd be one hell of a story to tell the gran kids

[keithy_19]

but it'd be one hell of a story to tell the gran kids

It would. And I kick myself for not cheating on my ex. I had oppurtunities and I never did it because I was a good guy who didn't want to cheat on her. Ironically, I got cheated on. Weird stuff.

[cougarjake13]

It would. And I kick myself for not cheating on my ex. I had oppurtunities and I never did it because I was a good guy who didn't want to cheat on her. Ironically, I got cheated on. Weird stuff.

happened to me

trying to be the monogamous goof bf and you get shit on

[topless_mike]

Though I did pinch the helmet myself when I got home.


fixed it for ya

on the real... have you seen them since?

[NITRON]

it's good that you didn't go forward. I'm impressed. :thumbup:

[epo]

Not gay, but you will regret it the minute you break up with your GF.

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/36/09/97/18822086.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Not only "Not Gay" and "Good Guy", but also REALLY FUCKING SMART.

Having sex with a drunk girl can be construed as rape if things go wrong in the morning. Add a crazy bi-polar chick to the mix and it can go really bad, really fast.

Good move, smart move, don't tell your girlfriend, you just gave two girls a ride home.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

No, haven't seen them since, but it's been just a week. Probably will in a few weeks when school starts up again, the crazy one kinda has a habit of finding me as I'm leaving the building. That and I have a Glad-Bag encased totebag to return.

Might see 'em at the local restaurant too but I doubt that. That'd be nice and comfortable to have them walk in while I'm having dinner with my chick. God, I sound paranoid now.

[Kris10]

I was turned on for a minute there but the fact that they were young & stupid brought me back to reality. Also, I would need a male in the mix.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I was turned on for a minute there but the fact that they were young & stupid brought me back to reality. Also, I would need a male in the mix.

I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. :smoke:

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[Rockvillejoe]

the rule of thumb is if you have any opportunity to have sexual intercourse with any female that is willing to have sex with you, then you are not only allowed but may i suggest you are indeedobligated to have sex with her.

you are not only getting a thrilling free-bee, but somewhere down the line a bone may be thrown the rest of our way.

this is important so please read this carefully: the balance of gash is in possible dissaray: if any of us start to decline the free offers, regardless how heinous the female, there may be a vaginal backlash. if one of us says no, then they may get the impression that we all will say no, and rescind their offers of the "yours for the taking" hey nanny nanny. i don't think you want to be the catalyst for such a potential catastrophe. well do you?!

as the sage alan arkin advised his mute grandson in little miss sunshine: fuck as many woman as you can. the man speaks the truth.

[ATMfromChico]

the rule of thumb is if you have any opportunity to have sexual intercourse with any female that is willing to have sex with you, then you are not only allowed but may i suggest you are indeedobligated to have sex with her.


Sooooooo . . . according to your logic you would be first in line to have a sloppy seconds threesome with Rosanne Barr (pre-stomach stalping surgery) and Rosie O'donnel. Maybe some of us can actually say no to a disease-infected, sore ridden crack whore, but I guess not all of us.

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