It's Almost Winter...

[Gvac]

and it's hot as balls out.

Too hot.

I'm nervous.

[Furtherman]

It's hot, it's cold, it's hot, it's cold.... Gvac is Ronfez.net's McDLT.

[reillyluck]

stop drinking dewars.

[RAAMONE]

according to PhishHead its already winter...you cant go by calendars anymore...its more scientific than that

[A.J.]

I wish it was hot out.

[Gvac]

stop drinking dewars.

Let's not get crazy.

You know, a few years ago they asked for submissions from customers for a new slogan.

I thought my entry of "I'd swim through the sewers for a nice glass of Dewar's" was a sure fire winner.

Apparently they didn't agree.

[Snoogans]

ummm, its like 38

[IMSlacker]

The weather couldn't be more perfect today.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/houstonweather.jpg

[OGC]

I wish it was hot out.

Yeah, I could take hot for a few weeks and then let it warm up a little more.

[Snoogans]

Let's not get crazy.

You know, a few years ago they asked for submissions from customers for a new slogan.

I thought my entry of "I'd swim through the sewers for a nice glass of Dewar's" was a sure fire winner.

Apparently they didn't agree.

id drink from the sewer before id drink nasty dewar's

[JerseyRich]

Are you going through your changes Mr. Vac?

[reillyluck]

id drink from the sewer before id drink nasty dewar's

totally. Its disgusting!

[A.J.]

Are you going through your changes Mr. Vac?

"You have 30 seconds, Gvac. Now CHANGE!"

http://www.tvland.com/shows/aitf/images/shows/5.jpg

[Gvac]

id drink from the sewer before id drink nasty dewar's

totally. Its disgusting!

Your tastebuds have been dulled from drinking that nasty pisswater.


http://www.photohype.com/G-X/BPC%20Guinness%20Shamrock.jpg

[Snoogans]

Guinness sucks, too

Gimmie some rum or some heineken

[reillyluck]

Your tastebuds have been dulled from drinking that nasty pisswater.


http://www.photohype.com/G-X/BPC%20Guinness%20Shamrock.jpg

Gvac splashes his dewars with water.

[Gvac]

Like a gentleman.

I'm no savage.

That's how we Bergen boys do it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Im a fan of a Black @ Tan

Guinness & Harp


My Alcohol Flavor of the Year was Capt. Morgan and Jaegar for shots

why drink piss like Dewers when you have a choice

[JerseyRich]

Gvac gave me a bottle of Dewar's for my Birthday...

What should I do with it? I ain't drinking that cat piss!

[Fallon]

Gvac gave me a bottle of Dewar's for my Birthday...

What should I do with it? I ain't drinking that cat piss!

Pour it in a litter box.

[JerseyRich]

Pour it in a litter box.

Daisy would get angry that I ruined her litter box.

[Marc with a c]

Gvac gave me a bottle of Dewar's for my Birthday...

What should I do with it? I ain't drinking that cat piss!

break it, then stab mikey d in the back you sons a bitches.

[topless_mike]

and it's hot as balls out.

Too hot.

I'm nervous.

that would be your nipples dangling in your oatmeal.
put a shirt on, will ya?

[ralphbxny]

id drink from the sewer before id drink nasty dewar's

Johnny Walker's New Ad Campaign!!

[Gvac]

Gvac gave me a bottle of Dewar's for my Birthday...

What should I do with it? I ain't drinking that cat piss!

Sure...don't tell 'em about the bottle of Captain Morgan I bought you, you piece of white trash. Or the Pinot Noir.

The Dewar's was for me.

Ingrate.

[Grendel_Kahn]

Gvac splashes his dewars with water.

Thems fightin woids!!!

and we all know I love a good internet fight! :drunk:

[Grendel_Kahn]

Your tastebuds have been dulled from drinking that nasty pisswater.


http://www.photohype.com/G-X/BPC%20Guinness%20Shamrock.jpg


ahem............quoted the wrong one. pardon me. as I was saying....



THEMS FIGHTIN WOIDS!!!!!

And we all know I love a good internet fight! :drunk:

[Bossanova]

Your tastebuds have been dulled from drinking that nasty pisswater.


http://www.photohype.com/G-X/BPC%20Guinness%20Shamrock.jpg

Why must you say hurtful things sir

[Marc with a c]

im going on vacation

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im going on vacation

cruise prices are the best in 45 years

hint hint

[Marc with a c]

cruise prices are the best in 45 years

hint hint

that's because people are finally starting to come around to how stupid they are.

[Snoogans]

cruise is the worse vacation ever for anyone not planning to kill their spouse

[Kevin]

I submit this as the biggest peice of shit drink on the planet..

http://www.prike.ee/web_image_show2.php?image_id=37

[King Hippos Bandaid]

that's because people are finally starting to come around to how stupid they are.


they are not stupid until I quit and get a real career

for now they are great and free for me

You can Gamble Drink and Eat Well

it is perfect for gluttons out there

I personally like an all inclusive, Cabo is the place to be

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cruise is the worse vacation ever for anyone not planning to kill their spouse


that happened once, I see you more as an econo lodge outside AC for your vacation, or didnt you say you were gong to Maine, who goes to Maine

[JackStraw]

cruise is the worse vacation ever for anyone not planning to kill their spouse

I would kill my spouse too if I had to spend a week on a boat without recreational drugs (and no, booze does not count)

[Snoogans]

that happened once, I see you more as an econo lodge outside AC for your vacation, or didnt you say you were gong to Maine, who goes to Maine

I'm not going to Maine for vacation, that would be stupid in December. Although where my one older cousin lives in Portland is pretty sick, ill be goin up in like May. I'm going to Maine with my uncle to pick up his daughter and bring her back for Christmas. She lives up there with her mom. Why, I have no idea.

Washburn, Maine. 11 hours each way. Fuckin sucks

And fuck that Econo Lodge shit, I stay at The Borgata when I go to AC. No fuckin Pleasantville dives.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm not going to Maine for vacation, that would be stupid in December. Although where my one older cousin lives in Portland is pretty sick, ill be goin up in like May. I'm going to Maine with my uncle to pick up his daughter and bring her back for Christmas. She lives up there with her mom. Why, I have no idea.

Washburn, Maine. 11 hours each way. Fuckin sucks

And fuck that Econo Lodge shit, I stay at The Borgata when I go to AC. No fuckin Pleasantville dives.


I hear ya I only stay and play at the Borgata, though the trop new rooms are nice

I was just mad that you mocked cruises, they make me way more $$ then i should

[Snoogans]

I hear ya I only stay and play at the Borgata, though the trop new rooms are nice

I was just mad that you mocked cruises, they make me way more $$ then i should

what do you bet on everything?
I wanna actually go to the trop sometime over the summer cause they get pretty good waves on the beach right across the street

[reillyluck]

Why must you say hurtful things sir

he knows not the goodness of the guinness. i think its the lithuanian crack he's been smoking.

[Bossanova]

he knows not the goodness of the guinness. i think its the lithuanian crack he's been smoking.

HAHA. THOSE people just don't know alcohol

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what do you bet on everything?
I wanna actually go to the trop sometime over the summer cause they get pretty good waves on the beach right across the street

honestly not gambling as much since I got married, but have had a good 2006 and 2007 at the craps table, used to play hold-em, but its boring compared to craps

The new Wing in the Trop is nice, i like Carmines and PF Chengs, pretty good grub in a Vegas style shopping concourse

[Snoogans]

honestly not gambling as much since I got married, but have had a good 2006 and 2007 at the craps table, used to play hold-em, but its boring compared to craps

The new Wing in the Trop is nice, i like Carmines and PF Chengs, pretty good grub in a Vegas style shopping concourse

everything i hear from you is im not gambling now, but i had a good last year or had a debt a year old. You are gambling, and getting killed

[King Hippos Bandaid]

everything i hear from you is im not gambling now, but i had a good last year or had a debt a year old. You are gambling, and getting killed


owed money from last year, won last sunday on the Teaser , went to the borgata on my burftday won $300

besides that nothing else the year edit played alittle on the 3 cruises I was on, won some lost some

been a good year for me, It used to be horse racing , scratch offs, quick draw, craps hold em, football betting

I am very toned down now, Fantasy Sports and the occasional AC trip is good for me

[Bossanova]

owed money from last year, won last sunday on the Teaser , went to the borgata on my burftday won $300

besides that nothing else the year edit played alittle on the 3 cruises I was on, won some lost some

been a good year for me, It used to be horse racing , scratch offs, quick draw, craps hold em, football betting

I am very toned down now, Fantasy Sports and the occasional AC trip is good for me

Yeah, and I have toned down my drinking to only a twelve pack a night

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Yeah, and I have toned down my drinking to only a twelve pack a night

have toned that down also, used to get Randy drunk(Tuesday Thursday Fri and Sat), now I can be sober all but one day, my social alcoholism has dwindled also

[Bossanova]

have toned that down also, used to get Randy drunk(Tuesday Thursday Fri and Sat), now I can be sober all but one day, my social alcoholism has dwindled also

Hippo, you have sold me on never getting married. What havent you had to cut back?

[Snoogans]

Randy Rules

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippo, you have sold me on never getting married. What havent you had to cut back?

my weight

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Randy Rules

half a fag, single and living at home at 30, Im so jealous of Randy

[Marc with a c]

Hippo, you have sold me on never getting married. What havent you had to cut back?

my head just exploded.

[Bossanova]

my weight

Well, at least she is cool with that?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Well, at least she is cool with that?

Im lying, I also lost 40 lbs, I like my freedom, and stopping gambling and heavy drinking are good things if you want a house and kids

[GvacMobile]

Here we are a week into Winter and the sun is blazing, there's bright blue skies, and it's almost 50 degrees outside here in northern NJ.

Shit be wack, yo.

[Gvac]

UPDATE...DECEMBER 29, 2007

Sunny and 55 degrees in the tri-state area.

We're all going to die.

[Hottub]

Enjoy your last few minutes on the porch. With a Jamesons and a pack o' reds.

[Snoogans]

its supposed to snow monday and tuesday. Dont get so worried, old man

[King Hippos Bandaid]

How many bottles of Hair Spray would I need to make it 65 Degrees

would love to play some basketball outdoora

[Snoogans]

How many bottles of Hair Spray would I need to make it 65 Degrees

would love to play some basketball outdoora

why cant you when its 50?

[reillyluck]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

why cant you when its 50?

I'm a fancy man since I turned 30

[Gvac]

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!

The forecast is calling for sun and temperatures in the mid-50's here in the northeast for Monday January 7th. JANUARY 7th!!!

Keep thinking everything's OK you sheep.


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[reillyluck]

Its warm where i am.

[ralphbxny]

Its not here!

[Gvac]

Its warm where i am.

Tell me something I don't know.

[MellySmelly]

Tell me something I don't know.

I broke into your house and stole all of your underwear.

[cougarjake13]

Its warm where i am.

i'd like to be in there

[Snoogans]

sissies. It's beautiful outside.

[Gvac]

i'd like to be in there

You may have leapfrogged your way to #1 on The List.

[reillyluck]

You may have leapfrogged your way to #1 on The List.

totally tawesome.

[JerseyRich]

One second, taffy...The next shriveled peas...

What gives here?!

[Recyclerz]

I just took the recyclables out to the curb. It's pretty fucking cold out there.

[PapaBear]

I froze my ass of tonight. Now my pants don't fit right at all.

[TheMojoPin]

It's 9 degrees right now with a windchill of 2. Stop being pansies.

[Snoogans]

15°F
Feels Like
1°F

as on NOON in Mahwah

[Gvac]

Temperatures begin climbing toward 60 degrees today.

It's the end of the world as we know it.




http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It's the end of the world as we know it.



and I feel fine

[Kevin]

http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/confessions_of_a_teenage_drama_queen.jpg

[Gvac]

January 8, 2008.

Temperatures will be in the mid 60s for the second day in a row.


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[A.J.]

It's supposed to hit 73 here today. I love this.

The funny thing is that there's a cold snap going on in the Gulf right now.

[JerseyRich]

January 8, 2008.

Temperatures will be in the mid 60s for the second day in a row.


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

They're just getting your seat warmed up in hell, is all.:devil2:

[Furtherman]

"I have never seen damage like this in the summertime when we have potential for tornadoes. To see something like this in January is mind-boggling to me. This is just unimaginable to me." (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/01/08/severe.weather/index.html)

[DiabloSammich]

It's the first week of January and I just installed a flagstone walkway in my t-shirt.

I am now beyond paranoia. I now fear for my children and my children's children.

It's time to get everyone into sneakers, hand them some Kool-aid, and take the only reasonable course. It's for their own good.

[furie]

... I saw an ice cream truck in January.

Today when I was leaving work I heard a strange, yet familiar sound. The sound of an ice cream truck vending ice cream.

Jesus, spring is not for another 2 1/2 months!

[HBox]

Global warming is going to be so awesome until we're all dead.

[ralphbxny]

Normal warm up nothing to see here...but people are swimming in Albany !!

[Gvac]

I've been trying to tell you people for this for a few weeks now.

Check this thread out. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65667)


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[ralphbxny]

Its Warm in Upstate NY....this is freaky!!

[Bossanova]

I've been trying to tell you people for this for a few weeks now.

Check this thread out. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65667)


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

I love global warming! Just think, we all get a chance to see Gvac in a tank top in January. Who can argue against that

[Bulldogcakes]

Global shmobal.

Its a lovely 60 degree day and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.

[HBox]

Global shmobal.

Its a lovely 60 degree day and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.

It hit the 70s here.

[NortonRules]

do you say the opposite when we have a cold day in may or june? or is it not fashionable to do so?

[HBox]

do you say the opposite when we have a cold day in may or june? or is it not fashionable to do so?

You really get jokes.

[TheMojoPin]

do you say the opposite when we have a cold day in may or june? or is it not fashionable to do so?

Must...always...be...ANGRY...so...Jim...will...LOV E ME.

[Bossanova]

Must...always...be...ANGRY...so...Jim...will...LOV E ME.

:lol:

[Gvac]

do you say the opposite when we have a cold day in may or june? or is it not fashionable to do so?

Here ya go sweetheart. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65623)

[ralphbxny]

Here ya go sweetheart. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=65623)

I love when you talk sweet!

[Gvac]

I love when you talk sweet!

I swear Ralphy...if I wasn't already in love with Bossanova you'd be mine!

[thejives]

Global warming is going to be so awesome until we're all dead.

:clap:

[Kevin]

I swear Ralphy...if I wasn't already in love with Bossanova you'd be mine!

How long are you going to keep this one?? Are you going to break your 2 week record??

[Gvac]

Oh Kevin...your jealousy is so transparent.

I'm sorry. It would never work.

[ralphbxny]

How long are you going to keep this one?? Are you going to break your 2 week record??

I swear Ralphy...if I wasn't already in love with Bossanova you'd be mine!

Oh Kevin...your jealousy is so transparent.

I'm sorry. It would never work.

He is just protecting a fellow Yankee fan from heartbreak...but he is too late!

[Bulldogcakes]

Global warming is going to be so awesome until we're all dead.

At least the weather should be nice for the funeral.

[Fallon]

Last week I had all my winter shit on, today shorts and a t-shirt. WTF

[BoondockSaint]

Last week we had wind chills of -20 at night and today it was in the 60s. That wacky Mother Earth, what will she think of next?

[Gvac]

It was in the 50's today here in northern New Jersey and tomorrow it will be in the 60's.

Something is wrong.

Very wrong.


http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

See, this is why I don't know why you'te so concerned with the future of this board. We will spontaneously burst into flames in the next month or so anyway.

Just ride it out brother.

[scottinnj]

65 degrees today. Is winter over?

[high fly]

First week of February and I got dandelions blooming in the yard.............

[PapaBear]

65 degrees today. Is winter over?
It was going to be over before you opened your big trap!:furious:

[scottinnj]

Dammit. I rooned it.

[A.J.]

This is golfing weather -- in February!

[high fly]

First week of February and I got dandelions blooming in the yard.............



No crocuses yet, though.

I remember last year we had crocuses ridiculously early.........

[A.J.]

I remember last year we had crocuses ridiculously early.........

This year we have CAUCUSES riduculously early!

http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/horn800.jpg

[IMSlacker]

It's going to get to 95 here today. Pretty early in the year for 95, even in Houston. Too early...

[sailor]

It's going to get to 95 here today. Pretty early in the year for 95, even in Houston. Too early...

up to 56 here today. have to remember not to move to texas, at least not for the summer.

[IMSlacker]

up to 56 here today. have to remember not to move to texas, at least not for the summer.

The air conditioning here is top notch.

[Bossanova]

I miss winter. Its only like in the 80's and I want to cut my throat

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I miss winter. Its only like in the 80's and I want to cut my throat


I want to fuck humidity in its ass

[TheMojoPin]

44 degrees with a 38 degree windchill. Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Bossanova]

44 degrees with a 38 degree windchill. Mmmmmmmmmmmm...

Wanna switch? The humidity has to really suck for hippo, for Staten Island must smell trashariffic on days like this

[IMSlacker]

I miss winter. Its only like in the 80's and I want to cut my throat

Lucky! We won't see 80 again here until October.

[Bossanova]

Lucky! We won't see 80 again here until October.

I don't know how you even live.

[IMSlacker]

I don't know how you even live.

Indoors, mostly.

[Heather 8]

86 degrees today and the bitches at work STILL had the heat cranked up. Fucking frigid cunts.

Only thing that keeps me sane is that maternity leave starts in less than two weeks.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Wanna switch? The humidity has to really suck for hippo, for Staten Island must smell trashariffic on days like this


its smells like old people

the worst part is u get used to it

[Enabler]

The two old ladies at work still wore sweaters today and shut the AC off every time the boss left the office. Its hard to deal with. Btw, How many people bought filters filters for their AC today? Went to Home Depot to get a couple, asked the first guy I saw where they were, and three people followed us to the section to get them too. He said it was constant all day long.

[DiabloSammich]

One of my testicles melted off of me today.

Luckily I got two more.

[Gvac]

One of my testicles melted off of me today.

Luckily I got two more.

He's not lying!

I've...uh...seen pictures.

Today my balls felt like they were velcroed to my thighs.

Good stuff.

[scottinnj]

its smells like old people

the worst part is u get used to it

that's not you getting used to it, it's you contributing to it.

[topless_mike]

while its been awesome all week, i think the harshness of winter is not far off.
shit, minnesOta's had a bit of snow already, dontcha kno?

[disneyspy]

while its been awesome all week, i think the harshness of winter is not far off.
shit, minnesOta's had a bit of snow already, dontcha kno?

fer sure der eh?

this time last year we already had a foot on the ground that stayed until mid april,today i went and washed my car and thought about playin a round of golf

[IMSlacker]

Two words: El Nino.