Do you fart in front of friends of the opposite sex?

[ANC]

Personally it's not a conscious decision for me, but even when I was a kid I would never fart in front of friends of mine who were girls no matter how close we were. I have no problem tearin' ass in front girlfriends though (after the getting to know you phase of course). Hmmm....

[topless_mike]

i break wind in front of ladies. depends who they are.

[Cleophus James]

I can not fart in front of girls. Not a conscious effort.

[donnie_darko]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o

[RAAMONE]

just the girlfriend...thats it....i even will base a healthy relationship on this subject...many of you think its disgusting and they've even brought it up on the radio (think it was O&A) saying how they have to hide they're shits from eachother...but i think you are only truly in love with a person if you feel comfortable talkin to your girl while shes in the bathroom...it really shouldnt be akward...just my take...i might be alone on this one

[grlNIN]

I never cared if the opposite sex did in front of me but i would never in front of them.

Now that i think, of it ii've never done it in front of my brothers either but im not weirded out at all if someone has to use the bathroom while im in the shower, or talking while peeing but there's no business but my own going on when it's otherwise.

[LordJezo]

In front of my girl I do it constantly. I always have terrible gas and I just let it out at all times. Dutch oven too.

[ralphbxny]

It depends on where you are...but I have no problem with it. I wont hold it in. You can get Sick!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

only family members who happen to be women

[ANC]

In front of my girl I do it constantly. I always have terrible gas and I just let it out at all times. Dutch oven too.

Oh hell yeah the dutch oven is the show stopper............well as far for a show stopper as I'll go.

[Jujubees2]

Been married 14 years and have never let one rip in front of the Mrs. Though I have let a few SBDs out in her company...

[ANC]

Been married 14 years and have never let one rip in front of the Mrs. Though I have let a few SBDs out in her company...

Damn really? 14 years? Wow.. may I ask why?

[Jujubees2]

Damn really? 14 years? Wow.. may I ask why?

Been married 14 years and have never let one rip in front of the Mrs. Though I have let a few SBDs out in her company...

I don't know, just don't feel comfortable farting in front of anyone, except my former college rommates. Man we would have some rip-roaring nights back then...

[Marc with a c]

sometimes i let a queef slip.

[LordJezo]

Oh hell yeah the dutch oven is the show stopper............well as far for a show stopper as I'll go.


I once crapped my pants in front of her when I came down with a case of the poops in Mexico. I really have no where else I can go with it unless I actually crap on her.

But we started off strong I guess, on our second date I had uncontrollable diarrhea and while we were out at some outlet stores I had to have her hold my stuff as I sprinted to find a bathroom to release my poop.

Now we are getting married, so I suppose everyone can find their match.

[ANC]

I once crapped my pants in front of her when I came down with a case of the poops in Mexico. I really have no where else I can go with it unless I actually crap on her.

But we started off strong I guess, on our second date I had uncontrollable diarrhea and while we were out at some outlet stores I had to have her hold my stuff as I sprinted to find a bathroom to release my poop.

Now we are getting married, so I suppose everyone can find their match.

HAHAHA Nice! That's when you know she's a keeper!:thumbup:

[cougarjake13]

i fart regardless of people, place, time, occasions

you name it ive probably farted there

[jauble]

I never cared if the opposite sex did in front of me but i would never in front of them.

Now that i think, of it ii've never done it in front of my brothers either but im not weirded out at all if someone has to use the bathroom while im in the shower, or talking while peeing but there's no business but my own going on when it's otherwise.

I feel the exact same way...I live with a couple of my fraternity brothers and they are polite enough to knock while Im taking a shower and it usually leads to odd conversations.

[Stankfoot]

i fart regardless of people, place, time, occasions

you name it ive probably farted there


during a job interview?

[buzzard]

I intentionally make buzzette laugh so hard she farts in very inappropriate places.that to me is horrendously funny. oh yeah,I like to slip out SBDs standing in lines or in elavators just to see the disgusted expression.

[Don Stugots]

I farted on Reilly's lap once.

[reillyluck]

I farted on Reilly's lap once.

:lol: that just made me fart.

[cougarjake13]

during a job interview?

i have but made it an sbd

[Don Stugots]

I farted on Reilly's lap once.

:lol: that just made me fart.

HOT!

[buzzard]

since the advent of 0% transfat foods I take no resposibility for my actions.

[Death Metal Moe]

I seize every opportunity.

[Gvac]

I don't fart.

It's all or nothing for me.

[IrishAlkey]

I don't fart.

It's all or nothing for me.

I heard that happens to people your age.

[Gvac]

I heard that happens to people your age.

Et tu, colon boy?

[IrishAlkey]

Et tu, colon boy?

I realized after I typed that I had no business making a joke on this subject.

Jerk.

[Gvac]

You're lucky I find you irresistible.

[drusilla]

ninny knows all about the power of my boyfriend's farts.

[Furtherman]

I've only seen a girl fart once.

And it was glorious.


It's really not a big deal. I just think that one door that is locked on your floor, with no office number or labeling to what's in there, that's where they go to poot.

As for me, yea, it happens sometimes, but not on purpose.

[joethebartender]

Once in a while, especially after mexican food for dinner, I like to crop dust the length of the bar and then watch people blame each other. Hand someone a book of matches and ask them to take care of that and agree with people yelling "gross!".

http://ehasl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/images/cropduster.jpg

[grlNIN]

ninny knows all about the power of my boyfriend's farts.

Sometimes i wish i didn't.

[mendyweiss]

http://travis.kroh.net/archives/001960.jpg
Not ME !! but I bet you guys have !!

[ATMfromChico]

I've only seen a girl fart once.

And it was glorious.


Uuummmm. Hope you don't mind me asking, but how did you SEE a girl fart? Was that a close-up of the balloon knot shakin' or was she a human flame thrower?

:wink:

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Personally, it's the one true test of a friendship's purity. Actually, I never do, unless I'm intimate with them.

I belched in front of one friend 2 weeks ago and she got all mad at me. Can't imagine how she'd react to fart.

[WampusCrandle]

i fart and love it

[hurlmon]

I like to slip out SBDs standing in lines or in elavators just to see the disgusted expression.

Right on!

Nothing beats SBD's on the subway. My record while standing agains a door was 3 people deep on the seats with their shirts pulled over their nose.

The hard part is to keep your joy inside.

[Marc with a c]

Right on!

Nothing beats SBD's on the subway. My record while standing agains a door was 3 people deep on the seats with their shirts pulled over their nose.

The hard part is to keep your joy inside.

you and buzz deserved to be stabbed

[grlNIN]

Deserved?

[Marc with a c]

Deserved?

that's right

[grlNIN]

:nono:

[Furtherman]

Uuummmm. Hope you don't mind me asking, but how did you SEE a girl fart? Was that a close-up of the balloon knot shakin' or was she a human flame thrower?

:wink:

OK, I heard her fart. But she went through the motions of sticking her ass to the side and raising a foot. It was on purpose. Hilariously on purpose.

[hurlmon]

Right on!

Nothing beats SBD's on the subway. My record while standing agains a door was 3 people deep on the seats with their shirts pulled over their nose.

The hard part is to keep your joy inside.


you and buzz deserved to be stabbed

jealous?

don't your queefs get any reaction?

[Rorschach]

animals

[Bulldogcakes]

Farting is a given.

I'm at the stage where I feel completely comfortable vomiting in mixed company.

[BoondockSaint]

I usually fart into my hand and then throw it in her face.

[Jughead]

Never...

[scottinnj]

No, I just pick my nose.

[eeroomnhoj]

Personally it's not a conscious decision for me, but even when I was a kid I would never fart in front of friends of mine who were girls no matter how close we were. I have no problem tearin' ass in front girlfriends though (after the getting to know you phase of course). Hmmm....

I'll bust ass in front of ladies at work and quickly leave the room to place the blame on my friend Friend Tim.

:eek:

[led37zep]

Usually if I have a particularly vile fart, i'll blame the closest foreign person. I've done that with a few different girlfriends and it usually works.

But I never cut ass in front of a female friend

[DESMO22]

I heard at a health and safety meeting; that if you can fart on command , you have a healthy digestive system! :thumbup:

[foodcourtdruide]

just the girlfriend...thats it....i even will base a healthy relationship on this subject...many of you think its disgusting and they've even brought it up on the radio (think it was O&A) saying how they have to hide they're shits from eachother...but i think you are only truly in love with a person if you feel comfortable talkin to your girl while shes in the bathroom...it really shouldnt be akward...just my take...i might be alone on this one

I heard this and I totally agree with you. People shit. If you are uncomfortable with your WIFE/FIANCE shitting than you have trust issues.