What the show needs more of.

[The Belcher]

Farting. I for one would like to hear more farting sounds, particularly when callers are duds. It would be very nice to hear some drunk call up with a dud-response, and for R&F to hit a fart FX button. Belching is okay too, but it's really too disgusting.




If a bear shits in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, does he wash his hands afterward?

[TheGameHHH]

Didn't you give a belch on the air last night?

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[CruelCircus]

No.



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[Chet]

You are correct, sir. I enjoy a good fart noise every now and then to brighten my day. Don and Mike seemed to have cornered the market on farts, but I don't think that they should keep farting all to themselves. What about a fart-a-thon? Giving a prize to who can fart the loudest, stinkiest, or longest? I for one would love to hear this, because it would be a contest that would translate very well on the medium of radio (something that drinking games don't do). To quote another famous DJ, Greg Hughes; "Fart equals Funny" which is one of the basic rules of comedy.

p.s. As I was writing this, I let out a nasty cabbage-water induced cloud of noxious gas!!

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This message was edited by Chet on 11-30-01 @ 3:22 AM

[RF Godfather]

Nope, we don't need the
Don and Mike cheesy
comedy here.

They are fine right now.


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[Dan]

Well, when they start doing Zoo-Morning Radio, they will employ the fart Sound FX.

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[Sheeplovr]

i think the show need more time i want another hour i need more and more i can get enough uo my snout

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[Jester]

Sure it does. Why not add some burping sounds to bring it to the highest level. That would be so original.

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[The Belcher]

What a great idea!

THANKS!



If a bear shits in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, does he wash his hands afterward?

[IkeaBoy]

the best fart sound effect i heard on the show is when they were playing the mindmeld segment. even hearing it again and again i keep laughing and laughing from the small squirt.

that's when farts are funny, not just hitting the fart button for no reason

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[The Belcher]

I didn't mean to imply that farts should be used indescriminately, I just want to hear them once in a while, not used to death like the idiot Tom Leykis who "blows people up" like he's been doing since 1976. I want farts where farts belong. Farts must be justified, not wasted. There are fewer crimes more horrific than wasting a good fart. Like the one I just wasted. I feel guilty that there's no one here to share it with. I am a criminal.


If a bear shits in the woods and there's nobody there to hear it, does he wash his hands afterward?

This message was edited by The Belcher on 12-1-01 @ 2:32 PM

[impactplayer2k1]

I think the show needs more people from the message board to participate in events besides the regulars. I love the regular board people, but those that haven't been in the presence of ron and rez. I shouldn't, but you'll all hear me in the near future.

Plus, a phone line for big ass card members to call, that way we're not waiting on the main line.

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[IkeaBoy]

Plus, a phone line for big ass card members to call, that way we're not waiting on the main line. You really think we are so special we require the funds needed to add a new phone line which would be used the same amount as the regular, if not more?

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 12-1-01 @ 2:56 PM

[Doogie]

What the show needs is a guest...someone that would allow Ron and Fez to show there entertainment prowess. I mean bring in the guy that invented the slinky...anybody!! And Billy Baldwin doesnt count, he is a radio whoare...

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[impactplayer2k1]

How about more Mario Cantone for Fez?:)



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[Chet]

Belcher, you, are hilarious!!! LOL!!!