Ironic Headline of the Day

[epo]

Roofing Mogul Dies After Fall From Roof (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/fn/5397710.html)

That's so good that I couldn't even make that up.

[scottinnj]

MILWAUKEE — A high school dropout who became a billionaire roofing company executive and one of the nation's richest people died Friday after falling through his garage roof

Oh beautiful. It wasn't even some complex high rise or steep church. His own damn garage.

Epo you get a gold star for this find.

[DiabloSammich]

I call bullshit.

This is nothing at all like a black fly in my chardonnay.


Poser.

[FUNKMAN]

his dog alerted police by yelling roof roof

[Marc with a c]

i thought he had shingles.

[DiabloSammich]

his dog alerted police by yelling roof roof


Dude, I seriously just blew water out my nose. Perfect.

[FUNKMAN]

strangely he died with a smile on his face, you might even say he was beaming...

[DiabloSammich]

The news article is wrong.

He actually survived the fall, married his high school sweetheart, and they lived happily ever rafter.

[bobrobot]

Roofing Mogul Dies After Fall From Roof (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/fn/5397710.html)

That's so good that I couldn't even make that up.

I think he hadda Heart Attic!!!

http://www.theheartattackgerm.com/anihart3.gif

[epo]

I think he hadda Heart Attic!!!

http://www.theheartattackgerm.com/anihart3.gif

Bobo! How the hell is Vegas treating ya?

[Hottub]

God, I miss Billy.

[bobrobot]

Bobo! How the hell is Vegas treating ya?

Great Thx, so far I haven't fallen off any roofs!!!

http://www.weeklydavespeak.com/files/u1/falling_off_the_roof_dmb.jpg

[A.J.]

He actually survived the fall, married his high school sweetheart, and they lived happily ever rafter.

"Does anybody remember RAFTER???"

http://z.about.com/d/classicrock/1/0/W/4/zep_3.jpg

[Furtherman]

Man dressed as breathalyser arrested for drink-driving (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_dressed_as_breathalyser_arrested_ for_drink-driving&in_article_id=761714&in_page_id=2)

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/jamesmillerSP_450x507.jpg

Miller's brethalyser costume featured a dial with three levels of drunkenness: Boring, Life of the Party, and Sotally Tober.

When confronted, Miller stuffed chewing gum into his mouth, and insisted he hadn't been drinking.

Unfortunately, for the fake breathalyser, a real blood alcohol test showed he had a level of .158, almost twice the legal limit. He was also found to have multiple IDs on him.

[JerseyRich]

I need that costume for next year.

[GregoryJoseph]

I need that costume for next year.

Why wait?

[high fly]

Serves him right.
He wasn't gable-able of doing good roof-work anyway.......

[high fly]

"Does anybody remember RAFTER???"



Joist me and a few others....

[high fly]

Roofing Mogul Dies After Fall From Roof (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/fn/5397710.html)

That's so good that I couldn't even make that up.


Ain't that a pitch?

[hanso]

Roofing Mogul Dies After Fall From Roof (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/fn/5397710.html)

That's so good that I couldn't even make that up.

The guys that wrote the song. "I can't live (if living is without you)"
(Badfinger) Both hung themselves.

The lady that wrote the song "Keep The Home Fires Burning", died in a fire at her home.

[Furtherman]

Springfield police charge one-armed man with unarmed robbery (http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/07/springfield_police_charge_one-.html)

[A.J.]

Springfield police charge one-armed man with unarmed robbery (http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/07/springfield_police_charge_one-.html)

If only his name was Richard Kimble...

[Furtherman]

Russian man jailed for assaulting fortune teller who predicted he would go to jail (http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/odd-news/russian-man-jailed-for-assaulting-fortune-teller-who-predicted-he-would-go-to-jail_100409679.html)

[hanso]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/275061/2080759.jpg

[Furtherman]

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case (http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465)

[PapaBear]

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case (http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465)
DAMMIT! I was just about to post this.