The Black Earl Makeover

[tommyzman]

We all know this funk Earl is going thru - not sleeping and shit - and he needs to be seriously de-funked.

My thought is that he's just got to stop with the black swat team motif. The dude needs to put on some jeans, some nikes, a red sport shit, some Raybans and kill that fucking Yankee cap. He needs some color, people - instead of that dreary-ass MR. Death suit thing of his.

I swear I think the funeral look just ads to the persona. Maybe we chip in and get that Carson boy from Queer eye and get Earl lookin' all fine and shit.

Or...we could just get him a blowjob in the Villiage. Either way, we gotta help the man out.

I've had the pleasure of hanging with him a few times and he is genuinely a super nice guy, but with that outfit, he could just pop on a Darth Vader helmet at any moment and snap like a fucking pretzel.

Lets have a colorful Earl in 2008!

[Don Stugots]

lets dress him in the Technicolor dream coat.

[MadMatt]

lets dress him in the Technicolor dream coat.

Can we also sell him into slavery in Egypt like Joseph's brothers did? That would solve all sorts of problems! :clap:

I think Zman is right, at least about Earl's clothes being tied to his mental state/personality. However, I don't know if adding colors to his wardrobe would help. Earl might wear colorful clothes, but it would be so everybody would quit bugging him and/or drop the issue and not because he wants to make a change.

[DiabloSammich]

He must wear this hat...immediately!!!!




http://www.whoknew.us/images/pimp-daddy-purle.gif

[scottinnj]

Did he say he was going anywhere over the vacation? I have never heard him say that he has left NYC for anything but XM related business, i.e. the live broadcasts from D.C.

Someone needs to send him on a cruise or something. He's in such a funk he wouldn't even know how to book a good vacation. I really feel bad for him. He's missing out on so much fun.

[RMPGP]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e165/RMPGP/white-earl.jpg

[Patient zer0]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/381070719_caa3a2e326.jpg?v=0

[AlabamaMan]

We all know this funk Earl is going thru - not sleeping and shit - and he needs to be seriously de-funked.

My thought is that he's just got to stop with the black swat team motif. The dude needs to put on some jeans, some nikes, a red sport shit, some Raybans and kill that fucking Yankee cap. He needs some color, people - instead of that dreary-ass MR. Death suit thing of his.

I swear I think the funeral look just ads to the persona. Maybe we chip in and get that Carson boy from Queer eye and get Earl lookin' all fine and shit.

Or...we could just get him a blowjob in the Villiage. Either way, we gotta help the man out.

I've had the pleasure of hanging with him a few times and he is genuinely a super nice guy, but with that outfit, he could just pop on a Darth Vader helmet at any moment and snap like a fucking pretzel.

Lets have a colorful Earl in 2008!

Please tell me that you are joking. You are kidding, right?

[DarkHippie]

I swear I think the funeral look just ads to the persona. Maybe we chip in and get that Carson boy from Queer eye and get Earl lookin' all fine and shit.

Queer Eye for the Lazyass Producer Guy

[scottinnj]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/141/381070719_caa3a2e326.jpg?v=0

Ugh. Poor taste at best my friend.

[tommyzman]

Ugh. Poor taste at best my friend.

Damned right... I think that's a Red Sox cap.

[Hottub]

Silk suit. White tie.
He don't need a reason why.
Top Hat, white gloves.
Lookin' sharp. Lookin' for love.

[silas]

Yeah, he should try puttin' on the Ritz, instead of just eating them.

[ritzgal]

Yeah, he should try puttin' on the Ritz, instead of just eating them.

:huh:






:laugh:

[Hottub]

Do you guys think we could get Earl to do "What Not To Wear"? That makeover show on TLC. My chick is addicted to that show.
It would be great for Earl, plus Ronnie B. and Fezzie may get a little face.

I found this link (http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/geton/index.html)on how to nominate a friend.

What do you think?

[Bossanova]

Do you guys think we could get Earl to do "What Not To Wear"? That makeover show on TLC. My chick is addicted to that show.
It would be great for Earl, plus Ronnie B. and Fezzie may get a little face.

I found this link (http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/geton/index.html)on how to nominate a friend.

What do you think?

You seem to know an awful lot about this show for your "chick" watching it

[MadMatt]

[Picture of a lawn jockey]

Wow - that was exceptionally racist. Please don't do that.

[silas]

Wow - that was exceptionally racist. Please don't do that.

QFT

[Gvac]

Earl needs some assertiveness training to go along with a new wardrobe.

And I say Hawaiian shirts.

Lots and lots of Hawaiian shirts.

[MadMatt]

Earl needs some assertiveness training to go along with a new wardrobe.

And I say Hawaiian shirts.

Lots and lots of Hawaiian shirts.

Lets buy him a helicopter too so he can start a second career as a Roger E. Mosely stand-in. :lol:

[whiskyriver]

No...Earl needs to suck it up...........I to have the brain cloud I can't remember the last time I had more than 6 hours sleep.....most days it's 4 or 5...... and I work 10 to 12 hour days driving a truck,not 3 hour days sitting behind a board. well I guess he's not even doing that anymore.........

[TrevorDodds]

southern wind chime

[tommyzman]

And I say Hawaiian shirts.

Lots and lots of Hawaiian shirts.

Now that would be a sight! I think he'd have to go with a Jamaican accent too.

"Hey ronnie mon, I slept like a baby mon. No more light duty, mon."

And that blowjob in the village would perk those little ears up.

[Uncle Fezster]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/s/slick/01.jpg

[Patient zer0]

http://students.washington.edu/mbassn/mbalmer/archive_01/morpheus_large.jpg

[Tears]

He must wear this hat...immediately!!!!




http://www.whoknew.us/images/pimp-daddy-purle.gif

He's not nearly black enough for that.

[tommyzman]

http://students.washington.edu/mbassn/mbalmer/archive_01/morpheus_large.jpg

The Morpheus look on Earl would be righteous.
No we just gotta get the dude to swallow the red pill.

[Chigworthy]

What makes a lawn jockey racist?

[I Like Almonds]

A man who isn't afraid to wear color. Earl should take note.

http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/033-kanye-west.jpg

[Patient zer0]

i really think orange is earls color

http://assets.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00580803.zoom.a.jpg

[tommyzman]

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/t/trench_coats_041206/blade_trinity.jpg

Maybe Earl could get his freak on by chasing Vampires.

[Patient zer0]

Maybe Earl could get his freak on by chasing Vampires.

first he needs to jack...

one step at a time tommy

[BenFromIowa]

http://www.hipposandrhinos.com/newfolder/images/buckethead.jpg

not to be racist... it's like ron said, he should be proud of the soul food. that's all.

[Chigworthy]

Buckethead is white and has less social issues than earl.

[BenFromIowa]

i thought we were talking about apparel.

[Chigworthy]

I was just thinking out loud. Don't mind me.

[RAAMONE]

I've had the pleasure of hanging him a few times


racist

[topless_mike]

just picture this as earl and that "sweetmelissa" chick that was diggin him inserted into this pic.
actually.. one of yoos photoshop guys can probably do it.

http://adamradio.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/teresaandthebishop2300.jpg

[tommyzman]

Now we're talkin', people...

The one and only technicolor dreamcoat!...

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/75395732.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193550E821156FDE6123C2F585485210626 284831B75F48EF45

[AnnoyedGrunt]

http://www.dandyism.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/13873658.jpg

[ahhdurr]

Do you guys think we could get Earl to do "What Not To Wear"? That makeover show on TLC. My chick is addicted to that show.
It would be great for Earl, plus Ronnie B. and Fezzie may get a little face.

I found this link (http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/geton/index.html)on how to nominate a friend.

What do you think?

I'm subject to that show via my wife and not only do I <i>like</i> that idea I <i>LOVE</i> it!! They'd have such a good time following him around ... wearing black every day.

[tommyzman]

Super Bad-Ass Earl...

http://www.youbuynow.com/img/items/114779230589161900.jpg

[SmallFry]

Did he say he was going anywhere over the vacation? I have never heard him say that he has left NYC for anything but XM related business, i.e. the live broadcasts from D.C.

Someone needs to send him on a cruise or something. He's in such a funk he wouldn't even know how to book a good vacation. I really feel bad for him. He's missing out on so much fun.

No. About 5 minutes after Pitz said he was staying home for the vacation, doing the family thing, Earl said the same exact thing, thus the other people's words are Earl's thoughts bit.

Last year he did go to San Fran to visit another girl he knew that wouldn't fuck him. I believe that she was another person that he worked with that went on to bigger and better things.