Kathleen From The Bronx
12-23-2007, 02:33 AM
Dear Ron and Fez Shooow,
I snapped out of my trance to the sound of Brian's voice askin, "Are you SO stoned? Why are you watching how mattresses are made?" I shook my head, "Huuh?" I had no idea what was on T.V....... I wasn't really watching that show on Discovery..... So what if I was? Maybe I'm interested in how things are made, why make a big deal? Yeah, no need to get all defensive, cause I really wasn't watching anything.....Oh yeah, I wasn't stoned either.... I was just thinking about stuff... and you know how sometimes when you're thinking deep you might zone out, staring out into space..?
Sometimes people will point and laugh when they catch you in that daze,"WHAT were you thinkin about???!" and then maybe you feel like you're bein ridiculed.... so you respond, "I was thinkin about how some people don't know how to mind their own damn business!!!" Nah, I'm just actin cranky cause I know that in such a state, I am certainly getting caught with a dumb look on my face.... annnd it's embarrassing. Well, tonight I probably wasn't rockin a slack-jawed look.... most likely is was more of a doofy smile..... and I'll tell you what I was thinking about; I'll make it ya b'nesss...
I always love the Ron and Fez Christmas Show! That's what I was replaying in my mind.... I loved it right from Fairytale of New York, when I was singing/screaming along..... I always wait and sing the girl parts.... I'll admit something embarrassing...(how novel!)..... I have the Kristi McColl lines down pat...and in the back of my mind it's just so if I have to, I'll be ready for the karaoke.... or for when The Pogues need me..... If you need somebody to angrily spew, "You scumbag, you maggot, you chap lousy faggot!!!" I'm yer gal.... Man, that has to be one of the greatest Christmas songs ever.... and it just feels so homey to hear.......as do the screams of a red-headed child being beaten with a belt! Is this show made for me, or what??!!
I laughed so hard to hear Black Earl snap.... again.... and take that strap to East Side Dave who wouldn't stop doing an impression of Earl's deceased grandma.......And to think that the show had started with the two of 'em sharing a Christmas kiss as if under some satellite mistletoe.....
I loved hearing Fezzie's parrot-voiced impressions of Earl each time he repeated someone else's ideas...... as if they were his own thoughts.... So funny.. Ron asked Earl, "A lot of things you hear in this room, do you think that they are in your head? Do you think they are your thoughts??" I cackled there too, but then stopped abruptly....
I dunno.... cause sometimes..hmmm... many, many times.. the things said in that room DO seem like MY thoughts! ....Haven't I always feared robots? Haven't I always threatened to beat people wit a bag of hot nickels? I don't know anymore... I just don't know.... All the plotting to name my pets after the neighbors' children is all me though, right? Hmm.....No, no..... those are Brian's ideas..... Hmmm.... I steal his thoughts too... Oh, but I'm pretty sure that my belief that Tyne Daly and Bruce McGill are actually the same person is all me..... I'm fairly confident in that... cause why would you people be thinking about those two? Does anyone even know who Bruce McGill is... and how if he and Tyne Daly are NOT the same person one would be in their rights to utter, "Doppelganger.... doppelganger......"
I do know that it's very cool to hear the studio packed with people...... Not to get too hippie on yez, but even at home, felt good vibes coming through.....and it's lovely...... Extra lovely cause I know how that is, to see you guys do your thing live and to be around other people diggin it tooo........leaving with the warm-fuzzies lingering after all that and with smiles that last for days, remembering..... Yeah.... Of course it really made me really wish I was there!
Holy moly! I don't need to tell you that I loved The Ron and Fez Year End Awards~ Senior Superlatives, right? Fez says, "Oh yes, how I always look forward to these awards..." Ronnie B. replies...." This is a tradition we started this year...." Oh yeah, I dug..
I don't need to tell you, right?!!!
I was loving every category from Best Party of the Year right down to Black Earls Meltdown of the Year... You are not gonna find many award shows that have a category for Favorite Jew of the Year! So funny to hear Fezzielou give the acceptance speeches of those unable to be there.... in particular when the music came on to play him off the stage and he's all, "I'm not finished!!" Yeah, I immensely enjoy when Fez Whatley's voice takes a dramatic, frantic turn..... Gits me every time!
I was really happy to hear that ronfez.net were the winners of the award for Best Message-board of the Year....! I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I really enjoy hanging out over there...
So I was thinking of the awards.... and I was thinking about this Christmas show.... It occurred ot me that after all these years of listening to you guys, it really doesn't feel like Christmas until I hear your end-of-the-year show...I do feel Christmasy then...... As you play The Pretenders' Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, I do find myself with that feeling of glowy sentimentality..... thinking about all the good times and gigantic laughs..
So that's what I was thinking about while not really watching a show about mattresses.
I was thinkin that I couldn't begin to thank you guys for all the goodness everyday..... I've mentioned the laughs... I couldn't stress the gratitude for those enough, or the fact that those three hours a day feel like such great company, just like hanging out....... and then there have been all these beautifully interesting interviews that just blow me away...where I am left feelin like, "Holy shit, I just heard something amazing..." That happens a lot listening to this show.... You know people, it just feels pretty lucky to be able to have all that, for hours a day.....to know that you're in for hours of inspiration everyday....... I know many people feel that way, I definitely do..... Well, Like I said....I couldn't begin to tell you! Thanks Ron and Fezzie for all the happiness that your show gives me everyday, thanks for giving me so much to think about and laugh about even later on.....where I'll get caught laughing out loud in public by myself or, zoning out and geekin..........
I thank you for all of that, even though you guys are making me appear even more stoned and crazy...
Love my buddies Ron and Fez! Love to The Ron and Fez Show and all the Ron and Fez fans in the world........ Happy Winter Carnival...... Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy, wonderful New Year...... See you in 2008 !! Peace and love,
Signed,
kathleen from the bronx :):):)
I snapped out of my trance to the sound of Brian's voice askin, "Are you SO stoned? Why are you watching how mattresses are made?" I shook my head, "Huuh?" I had no idea what was on T.V....... I wasn't really watching that show on Discovery..... So what if I was? Maybe I'm interested in how things are made, why make a big deal? Yeah, no need to get all defensive, cause I really wasn't watching anything.....Oh yeah, I wasn't stoned either.... I was just thinking about stuff... and you know how sometimes when you're thinking deep you might zone out, staring out into space..?
Sometimes people will point and laugh when they catch you in that daze,"WHAT were you thinkin about???!" and then maybe you feel like you're bein ridiculed.... so you respond, "I was thinkin about how some people don't know how to mind their own damn business!!!" Nah, I'm just actin cranky cause I know that in such a state, I am certainly getting caught with a dumb look on my face.... annnd it's embarrassing. Well, tonight I probably wasn't rockin a slack-jawed look.... most likely is was more of a doofy smile..... and I'll tell you what I was thinking about; I'll make it ya b'nesss...
I always love the Ron and Fez Christmas Show! That's what I was replaying in my mind.... I loved it right from Fairytale of New York, when I was singing/screaming along..... I always wait and sing the girl parts.... I'll admit something embarrassing...(how novel!)..... I have the Kristi McColl lines down pat...and in the back of my mind it's just so if I have to, I'll be ready for the karaoke.... or for when The Pogues need me..... If you need somebody to angrily spew, "You scumbag, you maggot, you chap lousy faggot!!!" I'm yer gal.... Man, that has to be one of the greatest Christmas songs ever.... and it just feels so homey to hear.......as do the screams of a red-headed child being beaten with a belt! Is this show made for me, or what??!!
I laughed so hard to hear Black Earl snap.... again.... and take that strap to East Side Dave who wouldn't stop doing an impression of Earl's deceased grandma.......And to think that the show had started with the two of 'em sharing a Christmas kiss as if under some satellite mistletoe.....
I loved hearing Fezzie's parrot-voiced impressions of Earl each time he repeated someone else's ideas...... as if they were his own thoughts.... So funny.. Ron asked Earl, "A lot of things you hear in this room, do you think that they are in your head? Do you think they are your thoughts??" I cackled there too, but then stopped abruptly....
I dunno.... cause sometimes..hmmm... many, many times.. the things said in that room DO seem like MY thoughts! ....Haven't I always feared robots? Haven't I always threatened to beat people wit a bag of hot nickels? I don't know anymore... I just don't know.... All the plotting to name my pets after the neighbors' children is all me though, right? Hmm.....No, no..... those are Brian's ideas..... Hmmm.... I steal his thoughts too... Oh, but I'm pretty sure that my belief that Tyne Daly and Bruce McGill are actually the same person is all me..... I'm fairly confident in that... cause why would you people be thinking about those two? Does anyone even know who Bruce McGill is... and how if he and Tyne Daly are NOT the same person one would be in their rights to utter, "Doppelganger.... doppelganger......"
I do know that it's very cool to hear the studio packed with people...... Not to get too hippie on yez, but even at home, felt good vibes coming through.....and it's lovely...... Extra lovely cause I know how that is, to see you guys do your thing live and to be around other people diggin it tooo........leaving with the warm-fuzzies lingering after all that and with smiles that last for days, remembering..... Yeah.... Of course it really made me really wish I was there!
Holy moly! I don't need to tell you that I loved The Ron and Fez Year End Awards~ Senior Superlatives, right? Fez says, "Oh yes, how I always look forward to these awards..." Ronnie B. replies...." This is a tradition we started this year...." Oh yeah, I dug..
I don't need to tell you, right?!!!
I was loving every category from Best Party of the Year right down to Black Earls Meltdown of the Year... You are not gonna find many award shows that have a category for Favorite Jew of the Year! So funny to hear Fezzielou give the acceptance speeches of those unable to be there.... in particular when the music came on to play him off the stage and he's all, "I'm not finished!!" Yeah, I immensely enjoy when Fez Whatley's voice takes a dramatic, frantic turn..... Gits me every time!
I was really happy to hear that ronfez.net were the winners of the award for Best Message-board of the Year....! I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I really enjoy hanging out over there...
So I was thinking of the awards.... and I was thinking about this Christmas show.... It occurred ot me that after all these years of listening to you guys, it really doesn't feel like Christmas until I hear your end-of-the-year show...I do feel Christmasy then...... As you play The Pretenders' Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, I do find myself with that feeling of glowy sentimentality..... thinking about all the good times and gigantic laughs..
So that's what I was thinking about while not really watching a show about mattresses.
I was thinkin that I couldn't begin to thank you guys for all the goodness everyday..... I've mentioned the laughs... I couldn't stress the gratitude for those enough, or the fact that those three hours a day feel like such great company, just like hanging out....... and then there have been all these beautifully interesting interviews that just blow me away...where I am left feelin like, "Holy shit, I just heard something amazing..." That happens a lot listening to this show.... You know people, it just feels pretty lucky to be able to have all that, for hours a day.....to know that you're in for hours of inspiration everyday....... I know many people feel that way, I definitely do..... Well, Like I said....I couldn't begin to tell you! Thanks Ron and Fezzie for all the happiness that your show gives me everyday, thanks for giving me so much to think about and laugh about even later on.....where I'll get caught laughing out loud in public by myself or, zoning out and geekin..........
I thank you for all of that, even though you guys are making me appear even more stoned and crazy...
Love my buddies Ron and Fez! Love to The Ron and Fez Show and all the Ron and Fez fans in the world........ Happy Winter Carnival...... Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy, wonderful New Year...... See you in 2008 !! Peace and love,
Signed,
kathleen from the bronx :):):)