did santa wrap your presents?

[Marc with a c]

or did the come unwrapped?

[JerseyRich]

Wrapped.

[Marc with a c]

Wrapped.

wrong.

[Snoogans]

is this a metaphor? It always feels better unwrapped

[JerseyRich]

wrong.

Ok. Wrapped.

[AngelAmy]

where is the "there is no santa" choice??!?!?!!?!?!

[Bulldogcakes]

I always wrap mine

http://www.health-care-beauty.com/images/Camo-Condoms-1-Pack-B0001MTA30-L.jpg

[Snoogans]

you wear condoms when you jerk off?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

you wear condoms when you jerk off?

Only when he's taking a dump at the same time

[Bulldogcakes]

you wear condoms when you jerk off?

No, just when you jerk me off.


Lord knows where you've been.

[Snoogans]

No, just when you jerk me off.


Lord knows where you've been.

great comeback. I doubt you even get my joke there

[FUNKMAN]

or did the come unwrapped?

as long as you come, does it really matter?

[ralphbxny]

wrapped!

[JerseyRich]

great comeback. I doubt you even get my joke there

Well, you are smarter than everyone here...So probably not.

[BoondockSaint]

Everything was wrapped. It's been weird for the last few years, though, because my parents are limited in their mobility. So, I buy what I want, have it shipped to my parents, my dad reimburses me and then wraps it all up. I'm 32 and can't really fake surprise anymore so I go into a routine about how it's the wrong size. It makes them laugh. We have a decent time.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Santa hates the Jews, he told me himself

[JerseyRich]

Everything was wrapped. It's been weird for the last few years, though, because my parents are limited in their mobility. So, I buy what I want, have it shipped to my parents, my dad reimburses me and then wraps it all up. I'm 32 and can't really fake surprise anymore so I go into a routine about how it's the wrong size. It makes them laugh. We have a decent time.

But why did you order this?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1e/250px-A_christmas_story_bunny.jpg

[BoondockSaint]

But why did you order this?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1e/250px-A_christmas_story_bunny.jpg


Perversion.

[topless_mike]

But why did you order this?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/1e/250px-A_christmas_story_bunny.jpg

those ears make great handles



just saying.....

[topless_mike]

Santa hates the Jews, he told me himself

nah
just the jews that engorge themselves with pork fat.



bacon tastes good... pork chops tastes good.

[Jujubees2]

As a kid my parents never wrapped but my wife does for our kids.