If Ron and Fez opened a restaurant . . . . .

[Bulldogcakes]

What would it be called?

What dishes would be on the menu?

What would the waitresses be wearing?

Hmmmmmm. . . . . . . .

[Bill From Yorktown]

Starvin'
And I Have My Own Restaurant
Budday's
Ham 'n Eggers
Dont Forget Dessert is Part of the Meal

[silas]

Cigar-smoking allowed, even encouraged.

Complimentary crackers and ginger-ale.

(and as with pepsi, ginger-ale called coke)

Drink menu includes hot-toddies.

Chef's get special servicing.

All tables have panorama view provided by paint-can heightening.

[Bulldogcakes]

Instead of toothpicks they give you stents on your way out.

[King Hippos Crown]

Doesn't Make you a Bad Restaurant

[Bill From Yorktown]

Nate and Tiny's

[tele7]

The Hayseed Cafe
(Located in Times Square)

[HBox]

They wouldn't open it in any city because nobody would have any time to go!

[Tenbatsuzen]

They wouldn't open it in any city because nobody would have any time to go!

Jack in the Hbox?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Cigar-smoking allowed, even encouraged.



Yes but you can only use one shitty ashtray that the Matre'd keeps trying to give away or throw out.

[Don Stugots]

The Hayseed Cafe
(Located in Times Square)

:clap:

[Bossanova]

I know for dessert they certainly wouldn't serve bulldog shaped cakes

[Fezticle98]

Hoagies with a side of pussy

[Devo37]

the restaurant would be split in half. one side would serve the fine cuisine that Mr. B enjoys (as well as authentic hoagies during lunch), the other side would serve TV-Dinners and giant bowls of cookie-dough ice cream for Mr. W's crowd.

[scottinnj]

They would serve Philly Cheesesteaks:

http://cellar.org/2004/100dollarsteak.jpg

For dessert they would offer 8 balls:

http://www.kalispell.com/stopmeth/images/8balls.jpg


And the waitresses would have a strict dress code/appearance policy:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/25/52112263_59d3340a39.jpg

[Spider]

Gratuities will be included, but you can add another 80 percent.

[LimeJohnny]

Dave's special at the restaurant:

A small Irish sausage served in a jar of microwaved grape jelly

Peanut butter and hot cocoa (in this case the drink, not the dog)

[TeeBone]

What would it be called?

What dishes would be on the menu?

What would the waitresses be wearing?

Hmmmmmm. . . . . . . .

It would be called, 'Stints'
It would be a cigar bar in the Tampa area.
The menu would be modest and include fine cigars and Hoagies.
I hope the waitresses are not fans so that patrons of ‘Stints’ could be treated to attractive women wearing very little.

[Marc with a c]

Instead of plates they serve the dinner on hookers heads.

[mendyweiss]

If you ask for creme brulee', they'll throw the fucking water pitcher at your head

[Marc with a c]

You have the option of sitting at a table, or glass booth.

[Marc with a c]

Just hope you don't get the black waiter, because somehow they are always "fresh out" of whatever you order.

[Servo]

"Tappy's"

[CountryBob]

Ronnie B Fezzyworth's Spirits & Cigars - For Real Men and Their Chicks!

[Marc with a c]

fezzie will be sure the is plenty of tang being ordered.

[Soupy_Dreck]

for breakfast:

scrapple

a whole damn plate of scrapple...

[derrickgott007]

The only obvious name would be (Sorry don't know how to spell it) che da bougray..... It would be an upscale eatery with a cigar section with walk in humidor and every meal comes with some Jameisons wihisky for after dinner.

[thejives]

Big Ass Restaurant, 202 Broadway

Extensive menu, gigantic portions. Customers are required to invent progressively funnier names for each dish until a winner is crowned and given a DVD set of the TV show JAG.

f you can eat your whole meal in under 30 seconds you get to pay your check and leave. Otherwise you are flare chopped and forced to wash your hair in the urinal.

[FUNKMAN]

Sippy D's

[thejives]

The only obvious name would be (Sorry don't know how to spell it) che da bougray..


Founder Kelly Lockwood sez:
Cha De Bugre
nice try though...

[Tears]

Flare Chops and Apple Sauce

[Uncle Fezster]

I will order the Joe Poo Poo Platter with an Extra Frothy Orange Juice

[DiabloSammich]

The ribs practically fall off the ma ha bone.

[FUNKMAN]

everyone gets a BAC

big ass check

[ATMfromChico]

I think a more fun name would be The Fainting Goat. Everthing would be on the menu because it makes us all "Fucking starving". Don't worry about the gratuity. It would fall somewhere between the "Dave rate" and the "Fez rate", so about 20%.

:smoke:

[Fezticle98]

Reese's Pieces Burgers will be on the menu.

The cutting of chicken sandwiches is highly recommended.

No Canadians allowed.

[djjd]

No Canadians allowed.


hey!

rude and rude

[Fezticle98]

hey!

rude and rude

That was Fezzie's idea, ehh.

You know he has problems with the Newfies.

[Bulldogcakes]

One item that just HAS to be on the menu

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=1991

French Bread Pizza

[ATMfromChico]

Ah, maybe instead of the The Fainting Goat it should be the The Fainting Canadian. Then you don't have to worry about tips at all.
:wink:

[evil6]

They'd call it "Cigars n Scotch".

They'd serve fine cigars and aged scotch while you read Ronnie B's quote of the day book.

[irishsteve]

Grease Trucks, Cheese Steaks, Skyscraper Burgers, Anything with an abundance of colesterol and provides the quickest route to the heart attack.

Smoking Allowed.

Drunk Menu and Stoned Menu's.

Fully licensed for Alcohol.

Topless waitresses

Instead of complimentary Toothpicks... STENTS.

[ralphbxny]

The food would be better than pussy!!

[realmenhatelife]

Shrimp-bug cocktail

Menu also features Turf and Turf: a NY strip with a pork chop

[AJ_from_VA]

Waitresses' would be wearing smoke smoke pants. :smoke:

[Furtherman]

It would be a german themed restaurant called "Papers Please".

When you sit down, the waiter says "Papers Please" and if you don't have your papers, Master Po grabs you by your collar and belt and chucks you into the garbage cans out in the alley.

[Soupy_Dreck]

the place would be called:

monkey house

but pronounced monkey hoooouuuuse

[mendyweiss]

http://www.eighty81.com/uploaded_images/pimp-c-715217.jpg
Here is the maitre'D

[Axem Red]

A few of the menu items:
-The Blackened Earl: A plate with nothing on it.
-The Screamin' Irie: Chicken basted and injected with hot sauce.
-The Hayseed Special: A fancy ribeye, burnt and covered in your choice of A1, ketchup or Bud Ice.
-Fez Whatley in a Coffin: A steak or chicken burrito covered in white queso and a thick tortilla with a strip of duct tape around it.
-The Mighty Horse: A 45 ounce steak and 2 full racks of ribs.