Karate Instructor arrested for raping student

[DarkHippie]

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2007/12/28/2007-12-28_new_york_city_cop_charged_with_raping_ka.html

Tommorow's headline : Bung Fu Fighting

[scottinnj]

Ha Ha, I'm first!

[HBox]

Another successful story out of Ron's Rape Prevention Prevention program.

[IamFogHat]

Well I'm just glad he was almost immediately free on bail :wallbash:

[scottinnj]

I was surprised this didn't occur in the parking lot at FH Riley's.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Bail was set at 10,000, but it could be a lot more than that, gentlemen...

[DarkHippie]

strike hard strike hard no mercy sir!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

strike hard strike hard no mercy sir!!!

uh... isn't that "Strike First"?

[patsopinion]

oh the irony
i want to make a blanket out of it and cuddle

[DarkHippie]

uh... isn't that "Strike First"?

fuck

[TheMojoPin]

Yeaaaah!!!

Put him in a body bag!

[Fezticle98]

Sensei John Kreese?

http://www.thesimon.com/magazine/articles/0702_happy_holidays_cobra_kai.html

[scottinnj]

He'll get out of this, you know he will. Because he's the best around, nothing's ever gonna get him down.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Sweep... the leg.

Then...

Bang... the girl.

[scottinnj]

He was trouble from start. He no cool like Fonzie cool. He broke my jukebox!

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Aug-30-Mon-2004/photos/morita.jpg

Bwahahabwahabahabwahaahaa!

[DarkHippie]

He taught her the Crane, The Praying Mantis, and the Doggie styles

[SatCam]

Ron Kwan Do



http://plutoniumblond.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/rkd5.jpg

[Bob Impact]

wax on... wax that Aaaassssssss

[Fallon]

Was it Lonnie Hazzard?

[Bulldogcakes]

He truned the Martial Arts into the Marital Arts.

[lleeder]

He made her bow and stick it in her Usssss.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Rape On Rape Off

[DarkHippie]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

[lleeder]

Big Trouble in Little Vagina

[DarkHippie]

Me chinese, me play joke, me put peepee in your vagina

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the guy was black and a former cop, so i dont see where the asian jokes fit

[lleeder]

the guy was black and a former cop, so i dont see where the asian jokes fit

When he got arrested he said " I'm too old for this shit"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Looks like his name should be Trent "Likes Em" Young

[FUNKMAN]

Well I'm just glad he was almost immediately free on bail :wallbash:

agreed! and it reminds me of Jim Leyritz being free on 11k bail. drunk murdering fuck should rot in jail

[lleeder]

Looks like his name should be Trent "Likes Em" Young

Where did you get that one?
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff208/kleankutken/ebay157-1.jpg

[DarkHippie]

the guy was black and a former cop, so i dont see where the asian jokes fit

Poor girl, her ass must look like a tire

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Where did you get that one?
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff208/kleankutken/ebay157-1.jpg

I'm a grown up , I don't read comic books

[lleeder]

I'm a grown up , I don't read comic books

So this one then.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g154/JennGlesge/Books/IMG_0015.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

So this one then.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g154/JennGlesge/Books/IMG_0015.jpg

actually Chris Berman emailed me the Joke

[earthbrown]

in po voice... "Gentlemen, I assure you it was not rape, it was beautiful love, beit in a car behind F.H. Rileys, 400 New York Avenue, In the heart of Huntington Village."

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/7840/200608200026xk7.jpg