Topless Woman Lured Perverts in Police Sting

[scottinnj]

And There's Video! (http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=4022717&page=1)


Robin Garrison, an off-duty 42-year-old firefighter, was walking in Berliner Park in Columbus, Ohio, in May when he saw a woman sunbathing topless under a tree.

He approached her and they started talking and getting comfortable, the woman smiling and resting her foot on his shoulder at one point.

Eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis; he unzipped his pants and complied.

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[Fezticle98]

I hope that woman catches on fire and no firefighter will pull out his hose to put her out.

[mikeyboy]

So they assume that they caught someone with a proclivity for exposing himself? The guy thought he was going to get laid. He probably would have pulled out his dick and started fucking a knothole in a tree while making helicopter noises if she asked him. That doesn't mean he would have done it otherwise.

[Fezticle98]

He probably would have pulled out his dick and started fucking a knothole in a tree while making helicopter noises if she asked him.

Big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

[Hottub]

Can you say entrapment? Sweet baby jesus! A topless girl in the park asks to see your wang. What would you do?:wallbash:

[earthbrown]

Can you say entrapment? Sweet baby jesus! A topless girl in the park asks to see your wang. What would you do?:wallbash:

common sense quote of the day!!!

[thepaulo]

Clearly the correct thing to do in this situation is ask, "are you a cop?"

[Fezticle98]

Clearly the correct thing to do in this situation is ask, "are you a cop?"

She wasn't. Although topless (female) cops is a great idea.

[PapaBear]

Clearly the correct thing to do in this situation is ask, "are you a cop?"
Whenever a topless woman asks me to show her my wang, I automatically assume she's a cop. Then I show her my wang.

[ChrisTheCop]

Whenever a topless woman asks me to show her my wang, I automatically assume she's a cop. Then I show her my wang.

Yeah... Ive been meaning to talk to you about that...
I'm NOT a woman, nor am I topless....soooo....can you stop doing that?

Thanx.

[GwEnYpOo]

That was absolutely ridiculous, at one point it look as if he was cressing her inner thigh as she got herself into recieving position and then the cops come and bust the poor guy?? If she was fifteen, okay bust him. The poor guy only wanted some ass :thumbdown:

[Lumber]

It will never stand up in court...Har-Har..

[FUNKMAN]

hope he eventually gets off

[thepaulo]

Okay the correct thing to do in this situation is say, "lovely breasts, young lady, but it would be improper for me to pull out my wang in a public place."

[FUNKMAN]

Okay the correct thing to do in this situation is say, "lovely breasts, young lady, but it would be improper for me to pull out my wang in a public place."

but what if you're not asian?

[thepaulo]

Well you can insert something other than a wang in that place....

[FUNKMAN]

Well you can insert something other than a wang in that place....

ewwww what place?

[thepaulo]

the place I inserted wang....you take wang out and insert something else.

[Bulldogcakes]

So they assume that they caught someone with a proclivity for exposing himself? The guy thought he was going to get laid. He probably would have pulled out his dick and started fucking a knothole in a tree while making helicopter noises if she asked him. That doesn't mean he would have done it otherwise.

Exactly. Talk about entrapment, you could probably nail every straight single man in America and about half of married men with this. She's already half naked, she acts like she's coming on to him and then she asks him to show her his stuff. And they call these men perverts? I always thoughts perverts did that stuff to people where its unwilling and unsolicited.

[OGC]

.....topless sunbathing is legal in the city's parks


It is all a well thought out public relation plan to get people to visit Columbus, Ohio.

I am going to book my vacation there next summer and when I find a topless woman, I am going to sit down next to her and stare, but let me make it perfectly clear, I won't show her my penis. If she insists on seeing it, I will pull out my portfolio of pictures that I carry around for just such a situation.

[sr71blackbird]

This is ridiculous. She was tossing her legs in the air and positioning herself in such a way that anyone would have reacted as the guy did. She made the first physical contact with him too. Total entrapment! I hope that the guy gets off (no pun intended) and sues the city for entrapment and wins a million dollars.

[FUNKMAN]

the place I inserted wang....you take wang out and insert something else.

okay but it will have to be bigger than the wang

[thepaulo]

too much....innuendo.

[FUNKMAN]

too much....innuendo.

i know, some people get real anal about it

[A.J.]

I hate topless sunbathers.

http://theburiedlead.com/wp-content/images/a-rod.jpg

[scottinnj]

Well you can insert something other than a wang in that place....


Wait..are you saying that was Connie setting up the firefighter?

http://www.audreymagazine.com/November2004/images/photos/MB-Age-Connie-Chung-50.jpg


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