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mikeyboy
01-02-2008, 11:38 AM
Fez and East Side Dave have made a bet on the Buccaneers-Giants playoffs game this weekend. Since the show isn't on the air this week, they asked me to post the details on the boards. Fez has taken the Buccaneers and Dave has taken the Giants. There are no points -- it's a straight up bet. The loser has to be slave-boy for the winner on and off the air for the week following the game.

AlabamaMan
01-02-2008, 11:42 AM
Not a whole lot of interest in this thread

HBox
01-02-2008, 11:43 AM
Not a whole lot of interest in this thread

You gave it a whole 4 minutes.

BoondockSaint
01-02-2008, 11:44 AM
Go Geeeeeeeeee MEN!!!!!!!

AlabamaMan
01-02-2008, 11:45 AM
That was the joke:surrender:

JerseyRich
01-02-2008, 11:46 AM
What's the diff?

They both scrub each others balls regularly anyway.

King Hippos Bandaid
01-02-2008, 11:46 AM
ESD 4 lyfe

Furtherman
01-02-2008, 11:51 AM
I rooted for the Giants for the first time in my life last Saturday. Never again!

Go Bucs!

buzzard
01-02-2008, 11:53 AM
ohhhhh shit,looks like ESD's gonna have a slave..when will Fezzie learn? I'da thought the coffin would've been enough for Fez! silly & sissy is no way to go through life :wink:

RAAMONE
01-02-2008, 11:54 AM
silly & sissy is no way to go through life :wink:

you should know

drjoek
01-02-2008, 11:57 AM
Id like to get a camera on the "off the air" slave boy action:ohmy:

Lady Resin
01-02-2008, 11:58 AM
Since I live pretty close to Giant Stadium I'm going to have to root for the Giants. (Hate the Jets). Sorry Fez, love ya to death, but GO DAVE!!!! GO GINTS!!!

buzzard
01-02-2008, 12:01 PM
you should know

I hope you succeed in hanging yerself with yer jewelry ya creep!:dry:

Dougie Brootal
01-02-2008, 12:07 PM
Id like to get a camera on the "off the air" slave boy action:ohmy:

really? shocking... :wink:

Jughead
01-02-2008, 12:19 PM
Dave get me the feather duster...Go Bucs!!!:smile:

Jujubees2
01-02-2008, 12:21 PM
Go Bucs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PanterA
01-02-2008, 01:21 PM
Ahh man I hate to root against Fez but I gotta go with Dave and the Giants.

Maybe we should suggest some things we would like to see...or hear Dave or Fez do. Like, say Fez wins, I know he's got that pour circulation in his feet and needs to have them elevated. I wouldnt mind hearing Dave doing the show under the console as Fezzies human foot stool.

Hottub
01-02-2008, 01:25 PM
I love me some Fezzie, but I have been a Giants fan since I was 5.
Sorry Big Man.

MadMatt
01-02-2008, 01:26 PM
Are you kidding me? Fez has proven time and again that he can't pick a winner. And that's not a shot at Fez - it is simply a matter of statistics.

I say the Giants take it.

9mileskid
01-02-2008, 03:16 PM
as a life long bucs fan i hate to see jinksy jinkerstien picking my team but dave on the other side of the bet gives me hope
go bucs
go fezzie

NC Radio Fan
01-02-2008, 03:34 PM
I rooted for the Giants for the first time in my life last Saturday. Never again!

Go Bucs!

Those are my thoughts exactly.
I have to root for Fez in this one. Fez will love having his slave boy.

STC-Dub
01-02-2008, 03:51 PM
Isn't Fez a little old be a slave boy?

ImpactedColon
01-02-2008, 04:23 PM
I'd love to hear Fez name 10 players on the Bucs off the top of his head. ain't gonna happen

bunnyknuckles
01-02-2008, 04:23 PM
Go BUCS!!!!!!!!!

AnnoyedGrunt
01-02-2008, 04:24 PM
I'm hoping that Dave wins because if he loses there's a good chance that he won't pay off the bet anyway.

mikeyboy
01-02-2008, 04:44 PM
I'd love to hear Fez name 10 players on the Bucs off the top of his head. ain't gonna happen

Actually he could pretty easily.

chubbyknuckles
01-02-2008, 05:04 PM
That's actually one of the smarter bets dave's ever made. Giants by 6

donnie_darko
01-02-2008, 05:08 PM
i hope this ends up as a pro bowl bet and somehow Fez and Elfish end up in Graceland again.

highway
01-02-2008, 05:19 PM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8969/davefezaw4.gif

mikeyboy
01-02-2008, 05:26 PM
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8969/davefezaw4.gif

nice job!

ralphbxny
01-02-2008, 05:31 PM
Slave boy dave will be the best...but who wins the jinx off.

TrevorDodds
01-02-2008, 06:33 PM
maybe this is how fez plans on getting laid before earl.

spoon
01-03-2008, 01:01 AM
Garcia seemingly owns the Giants, but I just can't see the Bucs tearing shit up. Should be a close game, but I'm thinking Giants in the end.

Desperado03G
01-03-2008, 02:46 AM
Don't know what fez was thinking, he should have at least got a few points to cover. Also whats the scoop with the Ron and Fez weight gain off team is it going to happen ?

Lurkin McWeirdo
01-03-2008, 04:24 AM
Go Bucs:unsure:

Yuppie_Scum
01-03-2008, 08:04 AM
... so this is how Dave will officially oust Fezzie as second mike?

:surrender:

Earlshog
01-03-2008, 08:11 AM
I'd love to hear Fez name 10 players on the Bucs off the top of his head. ain't gonna happen

I was talking football with him at the X-mas party, actually this very scenario, and to the best of my knowledge he didn't have and note cards to help him remember players names.

Earlshog
01-03-2008, 08:12 AM
Don't know what fez was thinking, he should have at least got a few points to cover. Also whats the scoop with the Ron and Fez weight gain off team is it going to happen ?

why would Fez get points when the Giants opened as a three point dog?

Knowledged_one
01-03-2008, 08:13 AM
I'd love to hear Fez name 10 players on the Bucs off the top of his head. ain't gonna happen

You know Fez the radio host is different then Fez the person right? You dont think he knows sports because why?

So ignorant

hexy68
01-03-2008, 08:15 AM
esd didn't pay off the last bet he lost...why do they even bother?

spadanko
01-03-2008, 08:24 AM
Let's Go Blue

Desperado03G
01-03-2008, 05:01 PM
why would Fez get points when the Giants opened as a three point dog?

didn't know the spread Go Bucs !! and lets see if Dave actually follow through

cogsdoc
01-03-2008, 06:29 PM
Thank you Fez. I was really doubting the Giants ability to advance, but now it might as well be a done deal. Works out best for everyone anyhow, we all know Fez is a natural bottom.

aramg83
01-03-2008, 07:56 PM
Sounds like a win-win for fezzie

ToddEVF
01-03-2008, 08:07 PM
I hope the Giants crash and burn. Go Buccs

ATMfromChico
01-03-2008, 08:48 PM
If Dave wins. If he is sober enough to think about it, and thinks of his wife other than himself, he would give Fez to Casey for the week. Best to do this about two or three weeks after she has the child. She's going to want a break and have a chance to sleep, to have someone else change diapers, maybe even have someone else breast feed. Fez would be a great candiate for all of the above. Go Giants!

ImpactedColon
01-04-2008, 09:02 PM
You know Fez the radio host is different then Fez the person right? You dont think he knows sports because why?

So ignorant

hey bro just because I don't have 3000 posts doesn't mean I haven't been there for every one of Fez's tears.

I thought it would be funny to hear him rattle off a roster list

cupcakelove
01-05-2008, 12:19 AM
Giants are probably going to win anyways, and then Fez goes and bets against them. No there's no way they are loosing.

The Nature Boy
01-05-2008, 08:37 PM
If Dave wins. If he is sober enough to think about it, and thinks of his wife other than himself, he would give Fez to Casey for the week. Best to do this about two or three weeks after she has the child. She's going to want a break and have a chance to sleep, to have someone else change diapers, maybe even have someone else breast feed. Fez would be a great candiate for all of the above. Go Giants!

But you can't breast feed out of your dick anymore.

Lallybone
01-06-2008, 06:07 AM
they should add a side bet to see which side tiki will be standing on. i heard he's gonna be on the bucs side in a Gmen hat......but GO FEZ

sailor
01-06-2008, 06:16 AM
slave-boy dave will be more funner. go bucs!

barjockey
01-06-2008, 07:16 AM
When ESD's team loses it will be time Curtis Pillowbiter to reappear

http://re3.mm-a10.yimg.com/image/308874949

johnniehardrock
01-06-2008, 07:45 AM
Sorry Fezzie get ready to be a slave for Dave.

bimmle_420
01-06-2008, 08:24 AM
when and where will the game be on?

sailor
01-06-2008, 08:25 AM
Sorry Fezzie get ready to be a slave for Dave.

you always hated fez.

BoondockSaint
01-06-2008, 08:29 AM
when and where will the game be on?


1 O'clock today and on your t.v.

sailor
01-06-2008, 08:30 AM
1 O'clock today and on your t.v.

won't they fall off?

BoondockSaint
01-06-2008, 08:31 AM
won't they fall off?


Like your prick?

Jujubees2
01-06-2008, 11:52 AM
Fezzie = Slave Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

led37zep
01-06-2008, 11:57 AM
Poor Poor Fezzie.


Wait...what am I talking about...Fez is going to back out of this bet as usual.

King Hippos Bandaid
01-06-2008, 11:57 AM
Fez Marie, ON YOUR KNEES!!!!!

Jujubees2
01-06-2008, 12:05 PM
Fez Marie, ON YOUR KNEES!!!!!

yeah, how many times has he heard that ?

sailor
01-06-2008, 12:08 PM
yeah, how many times has he heard that ?

from hippo?

Caseyelan
01-06-2008, 12:14 PM
I'm hoping that Dave wins because if he loses there's a good chance that he won't pay off the bet anyway.

* Wackbag Tattoo

* Sopranos Tattoo

* Lugky Boy Tattoo

* Several head shavings

* Shaved eyebrows

* Hot sauce on his head, ass and dickhole

* Bruise beatings

* Tongue Beatings

* People SPITTING in his mouth


Yeah, he never pays off.

idiot.

Tall_James
01-06-2008, 12:20 PM
* Wackbag Tattoo

* Sopranos Tattoo

* Lugky Boy Tattoo

* Several head shavings

* Shaved eyebrows

* Hot sauce on his head, ass and dickhole

* Bruise beatings

* Tongue Beatings

* People SPITTING in his mouth


Yeah, he never pays off.

idiot.

Damn, you beat me to the punch Casey. Dave takes his lumps.

Heather 8
01-06-2008, 12:22 PM
Poor Poor Fezzie.


Wait...what am I talking about...Fez is going to back out of this bet as usual.

Totally. I'm sure this will be extended to the Giants-Cowboys game.

deliciousV
01-06-2008, 12:27 PM
this game was over when jinxsy took the bet. what a loosing streak.

spoon
01-06-2008, 12:27 PM
* Wackbag Tattoo

* Sopranos Tattoo

* Lugky Boy Tattoo

* Several head shavings

* Shaved eyebrows

* Hot sauce on his head, ass and dickhole

* Bruise beatings

* Tongue Beatings

* People SPITTING in his mouth


Yeah, he never pays off.

idiot.

Yah but what did that bastard do when he lost the 1st Annual/ONLY WRAT MLB Trivia Showdown????

He lied on the the air (the part that wasn't dead air, 13:27 baby!) and said he trounced us in the contest on the that SOB!! So I guess he paid up in a retarded kind of way. I did like the fact that he at least put Snoogans in last, but it was our very own ESD in dead last. Suck it Davey Mac! :wink: <--for u Case, I hear you love'em!

spoon
01-06-2008, 12:32 PM
Yankee plane/cart 08!

http://www.bebops.net/PedalCar/Car_SadFacePink.jpg

http://pic30.picturetrail.com/VOL1556/9799965/17746772/277573942.jpg

mikeyboy
01-06-2008, 01:13 PM
Poor Poor Fezzie.


Wait...what am I talking about...Fez is going to back out of this bet as usual.

He came through on the coffin bet.

OGC
01-06-2008, 01:54 PM
As far as I can remember, Dave has paid off every bet except for the one where he was supposed to spend a month away from Casey. And I don't blame him for not wanting to be away from her for too long.

I think that bet originally had something to do with "Back to the Future"

smiler grogan
01-06-2008, 02:01 PM
* Wackbag Tattoo

* Sopranos Tattoo

* Lugky Boy Tattoo

* Several head shavings

* Shaved eyebrows

* Hot sauce on his head, ass and dickhole

* Bruise beatings

* Tongue Beatings

* People SPITTING in his mouth


Yeah, he never pays off.

idiot.

besides those he never pays off.
lugky boy HA!
ESD is the bestest I think he will torture poor fezzie in a good natured way of course.

donnie_darko
01-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Earl might be "mr perfect."
But if you opposed Fez every time, you would have a better record then earl...

Recyclerz
01-06-2008, 03:20 PM
* Wackbag Tattoo

* Sopranos Tattoo

* Lugky Boy Tattoo

* Several head shavings

* Shaved eyebrows

* Hot sauce on his head, ass and dickhole

* Bruise beatings

* Tongue Beatings

* People SPITTING in his mouth


Yeah, he never pays off.

idiot.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/11/Standbyyourman.jpg

Very admirable, Mrs. McDonald. :smile:

MadMatt
01-06-2008, 03:59 PM
won't they fall off?

You've never seen the size of his TV - it's freakin' HUGE!!! :thumbup:

Caseyelan
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/11/Standbyyourman.jpg

Very admirable, Mrs. McDonald. :smile:

You would too if you had to snuggle up to the words "WACKBAG.COM" everynight.

King Hippos Bandaid
01-06-2008, 04:34 PM
Dave eats his words like its a 4th meal, the guy is definitely not a welcher, his big mouth gets him in trouble, then funny radio ensues. He deserves a win big time..

Fez Marie on the other hand, took 40 re bets to come thru on his Elfish Bet

I hope Fez does't talk his way into a double or nothing Cowboys/Giants bet, Dave respects so much that he would say yes

Marc with a c
01-06-2008, 04:39 PM
First order of business, make the slave boy go on a date with your brother.

Tall_James
01-06-2008, 05:31 PM
First order of business, make the slave boy go on a date with your brother.

Or Jeff Garcia.

aceofspades7
01-07-2008, 06:18 AM
or the new guys on food network - made to order (http://www.foodtv.ca/ontv/titledetails.aspx?titleid=72923)

http://www.foodtv.ca/DMM/M/A/Made_to_Order_011.jpg

Drunky McBetidont
01-10-2008, 05:21 PM
even ronnie recognizes that this bit needs real payoff. i suggest that on friday ESD make his slave fezzie confirm his slave status via a whipping that leads to a cry of "my name is toby." it will be a tribute to alex haley's roots and obama's race to the white house (btw, if obama wins do we still call it the white house?). Earl has to find a part in this play somewhere.

watson
01-11-2008, 07:39 PM
wow, who saw this coming

best bit ever:clap: