View Full Version : Did I just see a co-workers junk?
LordJezo
01-07-2008, 05:00 AM
"Hey come look at my new phone, it's the slider from Verizon."
Okay, I thought. Might as well go see a new gizmo.
"Pretty neat, eh?"
"Yeah, it's cool. How do I work the camera?"
"Just push this button here."
So I do and I try snapping a few photos, it looks cool, nice quality. I go an push the browse photo button. The photos load up and one looks like a clipped mushroom head in a man's hand. I close the phone, make a couple comments about some other features of the phone, and give it back to him and walk away.
I don't want to bring this up but I am curious about if I did indeed see it or if my mind was just making things up.
What an odd way to start a day.
Chigworthy
01-07-2008, 05:03 AM
If you licked your lips and salivated when you saw it, it was real.
IamPixie
01-07-2008, 05:04 AM
"Hey come look at my new phone, it's the slider from Verizon."
Okay, I thought. Might as well go see a new gizmo.
"Pretty neat, eh?"
"Yeah, it's cool. How do I work the camera?"
"Just push this button here."
So I do and I try snapping a few photos, it looks cool, nice quality. I go an push the browse photo button. The photos load up and one looks like a clipped mushroom head in a man's hand. I close the phone, make a couple comments about some other features of the phone, and give it back to him and walk away.
I don't want to bring this up but I am curious about if I did indeed see it or if my mind was just making things up.
What an odd way to start a day.
if you take pictures of your genitals with your phone, is it so hard to believe someone else would do the same? just pretend it never happened.
topless_mike
01-07-2008, 05:06 AM
i would have congradulated him really loudly on the size of his mule.
Tall_James
01-07-2008, 05:09 AM
To paraphrase Dr. Freud, sometimes a mushroom in a hand is just a mushroom in a hand.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/849491/2/istockphoto_849491_big_mushroom_in_hand.jpg
The real problem lies within you.
That will be $75.
drjoek
01-07-2008, 05:11 AM
In my entire 47 years of life I have never been involved with a cellphone picture of a mans junk but it somehow happens to you twice in one year.
One of our friendly counselors gave him
A do-nut... and told him to
Stick closer to church-oriented social activities.
Jujubees2
01-07-2008, 05:13 AM
Ask Marc with C.
yomudder21
01-07-2008, 05:28 AM
Maybe it wasn't his junk at all. Maybe it was some other guy's who you don't work with. See, doesn't that make you feel better.
EliSnow
01-07-2008, 05:36 AM
I don't want to bring this up but I am bi-curious about if I did indeed see it or if my mind was just making things up.
Fixed.
led37zep
01-07-2008, 07:34 AM
Should have sent it to Doug.
Soupy_Dreck
01-07-2008, 08:15 AM
in times like this ask yourself...
what would sheepy do?
TheMojoPin
01-07-2008, 08:16 AM
How are we supposed to know what you actually saw?
Kris10
01-07-2008, 08:19 AM
In my entire 47 years of life I have never been involved with a cellphone picture of a mans junk but it somehow happens to you twice in one year.
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LMFAO!
Well it is 2008 now, so technically its a new year. Unless we are going by the past 12 mths than you are correct Dr. :lol:
DiabloSammich
01-07-2008, 08:20 AM
Useless without pics, I tell you, useless.
sailor
01-07-2008, 08:46 AM
even before you started this thread i always just assumed you had.
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