Animal or dead person?

[LordJezo]

Following up on this story:

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/080105/K010508AU.html

Where a dude banged a dead deer it makes me wonder about something.

If you had to pick, say that if you didn't do one your whole family would be killed, if you dont like your family then all of your friends would be killed, if you have you friends then.. well, you get the point, if you don't do one everyone you know will die.

So with the gun to your head you are presented with a choice.. have "relations" with a corpse or have "relations" with an animal.

What would you pick?

Me, I'd pick a fresh corpse, might feel like a real doll. At least I could pretend through my tears.

[Death Metal Moe]

Choice 3 is redundant, but I'm not sure for which of the 1st two choices.

[topless_mike]

earl is an animal, thats why he's gonna score before fez does.

[OGC]

Do I get to pick whose corpse it is ?

[LordJezo]

Do I get to pick whose corpse it is ?


Well, you can pick from a selection of corpses and they will be fresh, but it has to be someone already dead, you cant say something like "The 4 second old corpse of Jessica Alba". It has to be someone in a morgue already.

You can also pick from whatever animal you want.

[OGC]

Not even a real tough decision. Give me the corpse.

[LordJezo]

Not even a real tough decision. Give me the corpse.

Thats what I thought when I first thought of this but many folks I am asking here at work are saying animal. I am surprised at how many people would rather have sex with an animal over a fresh corpse.

[thejives]

Thats what I thought when I first thought of this but many folks I am asking here at work are saying animal. I am surprised at how many people would rather have sex with an animal over a fresh corpse.

hmmm.
do you work at an animal fucking store?

[topless_mike]

i guess somebody has been watching "century banging"

[KC2OSO]

For no particular reason other than it seems fitting, I would pick the corpse of Red Skeleton.

http://www.sctp.us/pt1331.jpg

Nice poll BTW!

[HBox]

Thats what I thought when I first thought of this but many folks I am asking here at work are saying animal. I am surprised at how many people would rather have sex with an animal over a fresh corpse.

Can I skull fuck a skeleton?

[Hottub]

Can I skull fuck a skeleton?

You can do that during the mission, HBox.

Now get your ass back to training, you maggot!!!!!

[sr71blackbird]

Is the animal dead too?

[Death Metal Moe]

Is the animal dead too?

It will be...

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/801885/2/istockphoto_801885_spade_shovel.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

It will be...

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/801885/2/istockphoto_801885_spade_shovel.jpg

You'd fuck it with a shovel?

[JesterOfSadness]

Where's FunwithCorpses when you need him/her the most?

[ralphbxny]

I am gettting a kick out of how many people would rather fuck and animal or dead person than Earl!

[Team_Ramrod]

If the person has been dead for less than 5 hours.... sure. A little lube and it's as warm as the real thing.

Fucking animals is just gross.

[led37zep]

You can also pick from whatever animal you want.

OH!!!! Why didn't you say so in the first place! Changes EVERYTHING

[OGC]

If the person has been dead for less than 5 hours.... sure. A little lube and it's as warm as the real thing.



Why do you think they make this stuff ?

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/989/kype9.jpg

It turns my wife from a corpse into a living person.

[nate1000]

Dead baby in the microwave for 15 seconds is just like the real thing.

Just sayin'

[FUNKMAN]

a fat animal - i call it

obeastiality

[LordJezo]

Dead baby in the microwave for 15 seconds is just like the real thing.

Just sayin'

I think you win this thread.

[ATMfromChico]

mmmm, just the way I like them. :thumbup:

How about a PIMP option?

[ralphbxny]

Glad to see Earl making a comeback!

[ATMfromChico]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g200/mooreisgood/Petting_Zoo.jpg

This is great, the whole family can get involved.

:wink: