Bennington's Eleven

[DiabloSammich]

Allright, people, you heard the man. Ronnie's assembling his crack squad to hunt down and kill Bin Laden. Or Bin Louden, whichever.

You want on this squad? You gotta show us what you're bringing to the team. So let's have it. What your specialty?

[BoondockSaint]

Why would it take more than Ronnie B. and Rapp? Even that seems unfair.

[foodcourtdruide]

I have over a thousand posts on an internet messageboard dedicated to a radio show.

[HBox]

I've killed 7 different species of animals with using only my fingernail trimmings. It would have been easier with just my hands, I used fingernail trimmings in an attempt to make it a challenge. It was not.

And, yes, I do mean entire species, not just a member of the species.

[DiabloSammich]

I've killed 7 different species of animals with using only my fingernail trimmings. It would have been easier with just my hands, I used fingernail trimmings in an attempt to make it a challenge. It was not.

And, yes, I do mean entire species, not just a member of the species.



Gentlemen, take notes. This is what we're talking about.

HBox, saddle up, brother.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I can be overweight comic relief, plus I'll bring Sunny D

[DiabloSammich]

I can be overweight comic relief, plus I'll bring Sunny D


What, am I supposed to stay home?

[Grendel_Kahn]

I can provide a "BLACKBEARD", 2 "MONA LISA"'s, and 3 "SWITCH-LOOKIE-LOO" 's

Let me know if your interested.

[WampusCrandle]

i own an elephant gun

[HBox]

I think we can take another wisecracking fatty or two. I'll carry them on my back, to make it a challenge.

[Furtherman]

I have no moral code.

[Earlshog]

I am the 11th guy to reply to this thread

[HBox]

I am the 11th guy to reply to this thread

That's not enough. You ever rip out a human heart and take a bite of it before the victim blacks out and dies? If the answer is no you don't even get an application.

[thejives]

When I eat asparagus my piss smells rancid.
I'm pretty sure it would burn flesh.

[HBox]

When I eat asparagus my piss smells rancid.
I'm pretty sure it would burn flesh.

Mix it with bleach and then drink it. Then maybe you can carry our water.

[Hottub]

I will provide girth, as well as length.:thumbup:



Plus I have a proven track record of providing quality, grilled meat goodness to a group of bloodthirsty animals.

[mendyweiss]

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/Dice_clay.jpg
Hey, I'll bang his sister in the ass pipe, He'll go fuckin hang himself

[DarkHippie]

I'll distract him by getting him high, then I will eat him

[thejives]

Will this involve jumping out of planes in scuba gear, landing in the ocean, swimming into a secret port, and boarding a submerged submarine?

I really want to do that.

[GvacMobile]

I have little or no regard for human life, including my own. I can also be a vicious, ruthless prick.

I'd decapitate that son of a bitch with a pocket knife.

[DolaMight]

I'll fix sandwiches for the militia.

[Earlshog]

That's not enough. You ever rip out a human heart and take a bite of it before the victim blacks out and dies? If the answer is no you don't even get an application.


fuckin starvin,

Earl we have any human heart back there?

[realmenhatelife]

You know Rodin's 'The Thinker?' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_thinker

I fucked it.

[thejives]

You know Rodin's 'The Thinker?' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_thinker

I fucked it.

That was you?
Was wondering what happened to the nostril.

[Hottub]

I watched 300, just the other night.

[Gmann]

Im handsome

Every team needs a handsome guy. Like Face from the A-Team.

[WampusCrandle]

jives and i are in the process of catching 72 virgins

[thejives]

jives and i are in the process of catching 72 virgins

yes. We're using traps baited with copies of High School Musical 2.

[WampusCrandle]

yes. We're using traps baited with copies of High School Musical 2.

and pieces of Zac Efron's hair

[thejives]

jives and i are in the process of catching 72 virgins

yes. We're using traps baited with copies of High School Musical 2.

and pieces of Zac Efron's hair

So far we've only captured Marc with a C

[envirogator]

I can name the college of almost all NFL QBs (past AND present).

ex: Jim Zorn- Cal Poly Pomona
Mike Buck- Maine

There you go....

Word on the street is that Bin Laden is quite the trivia buff.

[Furtherman]

I have a shovel.

[Tallman388]

I can stay awake for 32 straight hours without the benefit of narcotics, I might need a gaming system of some sort though.

[MadMatt]

jives and i are in the process of catching 72 virgins

yes. We're using traps baited with copies of High School Musical 2.

and pieces of Zac Efron's hair

Yeah, but you will only catch male homosexual virgins that way...

[WampusCrandle]

Yeah, but you will only catch male homosexual virgins that way...

or silly young girls that dont know the difference between pretty boys and gay sloppy party bottoms

[thejives]

Yeah, but you will only catch male homosexual virgins that way...

That's what I said:

So far we've only captured Marc with a C

[DiabloSammich]

Gentlemen, this is not a forum for the discussion of Marc with a c's questionable sexual origin.

This is about whether you are prepared to smother inncocent women and children with the feces of an elephant if called upon to do so.

[WampusCrandle]

Gentlemen, this is not a forum for the discussion of Marc with a c's questionable sexual origin.

This is about whether you are prepared to smother inncocent women and children with the feces of an elephant if called upon to do so.

sir, i cant believe you are questioning us about that. dear man, it is a FACT - i will kill everyone that lives in the "stan" countries to catch bin laden! hell, ill throw in the smothering of innocent people elephant and cow shit for free!

[thejives]

Gentlemen, this is not a forum for the discussion of Marc with a c's questionable sexual origin.

This is about whether you are prepared to smother inncocent women and children with the feces of an elephant if called upon to do so.

Well sure. That's easy.
understanding Marc is hard.

[envirogator]

Fuck that...I'll smother innocent elephants with the feces of women and children

[DiabloSammich]

Fuck that...I'll smother innocent elephants with the feces of women and children



I like you, kid. Ya got moxy. Hop in.

[WampusCrandle]

Fuck that...I'll smother innocent elephants with the feces of women and children

now that's the ticket!

[chubbyknuckles]

I'm a long distance typer, and I have access to underground Arabic cat nip. I can be ready to go in a minute.

[HBox]

Fuck that...I'll smother innocent elephants with the feces of women and children

Fuck that. I'll smother feces with the children of women and elephants.

[WampusCrandle]

wait, is bin laden near the artic - that would be sly of him

[WampusCrandle]

this atmosphere is getting me pumped! ARRRRRRRRRG!

[DiabloSammich]

We're getting ahead of ourselves. An operation this delicate will require codenames.

Mine will be Bob the Turd.

[thejives]

We're getting ahead of ourselves. An operation this delicate will require codenames.

Mine will be Bob the Turd.

so no change.

[Servo]

I can do accents. Will that help?

[HBox]

Mine will be the Sir The Archduke of Canterbury, Esquire.

[thejives]

everyone's gonna want to be Mr. White.

But you can't be!
Why?
cuz some other guy on some other job is Mr. White.

[HBox]

I can do accents. Will that help?

Why don't you go find some fags doing some faggoty stealth faggot gay queer homo mission. This is a destroy everything that exists just in case its alive mission.

[Servo]

Why don't you go find some fags doing some faggoty stealth faggot gay queer homo mission. This is a destroy everything that exists just in case its alive mission.

Okay!

[DiabloSammich]

Mine will be the Sir The Archduke of Canterbury, Esquire.


STACHE?

http://images.quizilla.com/P/PolledChild/1078203940_tteringand.JPG

[envirogator]

Why don't you go find some fags doing some faggoty stealth faggot gay queer homo mission. This is a destroy everything that exists just in case its alive mission.

Looks like this mission has TWO leaders now: Archduke AND Bob the Turd

Powerplay!!!

[HBox]

STACHE?

http://images.quizilla.com/P/PolledChild/1078203940_tteringand.JPG

Yes, but not bushy like that. One of those gay little thin staches just above the lip. That'll confuse the hell out of them when I rip their testicles and eye balls out and switch them around.

[WampusCrandle]

my code name will be Skakel Side Swiper

[thejives]

Looks like this mission has TWO leaders now: Archduke AND Bob the Turd

Powerplay!!!

Actually, by definition, Bob the Turd is #2

[Hottub]

Well, since I took out damn near that whole town that night, I am more than qualified.:devil2:

Call me Kip.

[WampusCrandle]

Well, since I took out damn near that whole town that night, I am more than qualified.:devil2:

Call me Kip.

Kip, you are a killing tricktster of the night! i commend you!

[envirogator]

Since it looks like is available, my Delta Tau Chi codename will be Buzzard or Hottub.

[ToLEEdo]

I believe I could grow a boss mustache if I really tried. Could that help?

[mikeyboy]

Well, since I took out damn near that whole town that night, I am more than qualified.:devil2:


Did you use my poison gas method?

[Hottub]

Did you use my poison gas method?

No. I'm straight.

[DiabloSammich]

Kip, you are a killing tricktster of the night! i commend you!



Wampus, I have come to the conclusion that your role will be similar to Telly Savalas in the Dirty Dozen. A man with a constant internal struggle to not rape every living thing in our missions. Including your team members.

Welcome aboard.

[WampusCrandle]

Wampus, I have come to the conclusion that your role will be similar to Telly Savalas in the Dirty Dozen. A man with a constant internal struggle to not rape every living thing in our missions. Including your team members.

Welcome aboard.

finally, someone recognises ME! you, sir, are nothing less than a gentleman and a person with superior, vulgar mouth! i praise you! Glad to be part of the team.


p.s. i cant promise to not rape everyone :happy:

[Hottub]

Did you use my poison gas method?

Seriously. I've been thinking about this one a lot. (too much free time)

"Some sort of odorless poison gas" No mention of what this gas may me. How I am supposed to obtain it. (terrorist watch list) How to transport it, control it, or dispense it. Will the gas effect me? do I need a special HazMat suit? Will it kill the puppies?

Way to many variables to be plausible. I'll just stick with the sabre, and Rambo knife between the the teeth.

[Furtherman]

Seriously. I've been thinking about this one a lot. (too much free time)

"Some sort of odorless poison gas" No mention of what this gas may me. How I am supposed to obtain it. (terrorist watch list) How to transport it, control it, or dispense it. Will the gas effect me? do I need a special HazMat suit? Will it kill the puppies?

Way to many variables to be plausible. I'll just stick with the sabre, and Rambo knife between the the teeth.

Iocane powder?

[thejives]

Iocane powder?

http://keitholbermannisevil.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/wallace-shawn-vizzini.jpg

[Marc with a c]

im good at spurlunking

[Hottub]

Ass spelunking.

[thejives]

Ass spelunking.

That could come in handy if Osama was up someone's ass.

[Marc with a c]

that's how you spell it?

[ralphbxny]

I can yell reallly loud and drink heavily!!

[9mileskid]

i have some john watne dvd's i could donate

[ToLEEdo]

Seriously. I've been thinking about this one a lot. (too much free time)

"Some sort of odorless poison gas" No mention of what this gas may me. How I am supposed to obtain it. (terrorist watch list) How to transport it, control it, or dispense it. Will the gas effect me? do I need a special HazMat suit? Will it kill the puppies?

Way to many variables to be plausible. I'll just stick with the sabre, and Rambo knife between the the teeth.

Easy. You build a very low cost lawn irrigation business in town. Install enough systems in this small town to spread the gas effectively. One night just turn them all on and you're done.

[DiabloSammich]

I can yell reallly loud and drink heavily!!


So can my great-grandmother. Keep trying.

[Team_Ramrod]

I am a specialist in covert operations.

I get in, do what needs to be done, then get out before anyone is aware.

I use a variety of techniques to accomplish this, it's mostly done in tight quarters done under the protection of the night.

I'm agressive, speedy, stealth, and I get it done every time... by any means necessary.







I have 3 kids, I'm home for 8 days a month and I get to rail my wife 8 or 9 times in those 8 days.... that folks, that takes skill and comittment to a goal.

Especially since the top left corner of my bed is starting to squeek.

[DiabloSammich]

I am a specialist in covert operations.

I get in, do what needs to be done, then get out before anyone is aware.

I use a variety of techniques to accomplish this, it's mostly done in tight quarters done under the protection of the night.

I'm agressive, speedy, stealth, and I get it done every time... by any means necessary.







I have 3 kids, I'm home for 8 days a month and I get to rail my wife 8 or 9 times in those 8 days.... that folks, that takes skill and comittment to a goal.

Especially since the top left corner of my bed is starting to squeek.


That sounds allright, we can....wait a minute....where's my fucking wallet?


Oh, you're good. You're very good.

[thejives]

I am a specialist in covert operations.

I get in, do what needs to be done, then get out before anyone is aware.

I use a variety of techniques to accomplish this, it's mostly done in tight quarters done under the protection of the night.

I'm agressive, speedy, stealth, and I get it done every time... by any means necessary.


does this sound like he's going to try and fuck osama to anyone else?

[ralphbxny]

So can my great-grandmother. Keep trying.

Yes she can!

It was so easy I had to!

[Team_Ramrod]

does this sound like he's going to try and fuck osama to anyone else?

yeah, so.

I'll fuck him to death!



















Whoa yeah! I got you good you fucker!!!!

[epo]

Yes, but not bushy like that. One of those gay little thin staches just above the lip. That'll confuse the hell out of them when I rip their testicles and eye balls out and switch them around.

One of these?

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/justice.gif

[thejives]

yeah, so.

I'll fuck him to death!


With three kids at that ratio of being home ... I think you'll get him pregnant.

[Team_Ramrod]

With three kids at that ratio of being home ... I think you'll get him pregnant.

After my 3rd child I took care of that... so I can't get any men pregnant.

Otherwise, you'd probably have a valid point.

[DiabloSammich]

This outfit's becoming a sausage-fest. We need some chicks in the operation.

But they gotta be ruthless. And smell nice.

[Gvac]

This outfit's becoming a sausage-fest. We need some chicks in the operation.

But they gotta be ruthless. And smell nice.

As luck would have it, I know one that fits the bill perfectly....

[Bossanova]

As luck would have it, I know one that fits the bill perfectly....

For the last time, Marc is not a chick

[Gvac]

For the last time, Marc is not a chick

Now why did you have to go and post that publicly?

You're going to break his sweet little heart!

[thejives]

After my 3rd child I took care of that... so I can't get any men pregnant.

Otherwise, you'd probably have a valid point.

Ramsgots is clipped!
Congratulations man... I would do that now and adopt in the future if I could have unprotected, consequenceless, sex.

Unless .... does it hurt?

[Grendel_Kahn]

We're getting ahead of ourselves. An operation this delicate will require codenames.

Mine will be Bob the Turd.


I like the sound of BOB APODACA. That'll show em.

[Grendel_Kahn]

I am a specialist in covert operations.

I get in, do what needs to be done, then get out before anyone is aware.

I use a variety of techniques to accomplish this, it's mostly done in tight quarters done under the protection of the night.

I'm agressive, speedy, stealth, and I get it done every time... by any means necessary.







I have 3 kids, I'm home for 8 days a month and I get to rail my wife 8 or 9 times in those 8 days.... that folks, that takes skill and comittment to a goal.

Especially since the top left corner of my bed is starting to squeek.

I've been meaning to oil that for a while. Sorry about that.


Sincerely,

Bob Apodaca.

[HBox]

I am a specialist in covert operations.

I get in, do what needs to be done, then get out before anyone is aware.

I use a variety of techniques to accomplish this, it's mostly done in tight quarters done under the protection of the night.

I'm agressive, speedy, stealth, and I get it done every time... by any means necessary.







I have 3 kids, I'm home for 8 days a month and I get to rail my wife 8 or 9 times in those 8 days.... that folks, that takes skill and comittment to a goal.

Especially since the top left corner of my bed is starting to squeek.

Covert Ops are for pussies. Real men give their enemies a head start. I personally send my enemies dossier a including all of my weaknesses, allergies, my social security numbers, my bank account and credit card numbers, the names and addresses of all my family and friends, when I'll be coming, where I'll be coming from, what I'll be doing to them, how long I plan to toy with them and what I'll do afterwards. I go in with only a loin cloth covering my genitals (including Arctic missions) and a knife in case somebody wants to get dirty. I've never needed to use it. I even tell them once i get there I'll give them a 5 minute head start. I'll just stand there and let them do whatever. They are so intimidated by my sheer machismo that no one has dared even make eye contact. Few have the courage to even glance at my Herculean physique.

[Grendel_Kahn]

Covert Ops are for pussies. Real men give their enemies a head start. I personally send my enemies dossier a including all of my weaknesses, allergies, my social security numbers, my bank account and credit card numbers, the names and addresses of all my family and friends, when I'll be coming, where I'll be coming from, what I'll be doing to them, how long I plan to toy with them and what I'll do afterwards. I go in with only a loin cloth covering my genitals (including Arctic missions) and a knife in case somebody wants to get dirty. I've never needed to use it. I even tell them once i get there I'll give them a 5 minute head start. I'll just stand there and let them do whatever. They are so intimidated by my sheer machismo that no one has dared even make eye contact. Few have the courage to even glance at my Herculean physique.


You forgot to mention your impressive mustachioed upper lip!

[Mike Teacher]

I specialize in knives, and tell a joke each episode.

[midwestjeff]

I specialize in knives, and tell a joke each episode.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

(I bring the clappy hands. Oh, and the thunder.)

[DiabloSammich]

I like the sound of BOB APODACA. That'll show em.


There's going to be some confusion with two Bobs. We'll have to be referred to as Mr. Apodaca and Mr. Turd.

It loses some punch when you say it like that.


And I think we need a motto. Something short, that could fit on an EliSnow sigpic. I'm thinking "Die or Get Fucked."

[thejives]

Mottos

"You fucked with the wrong fuckers"

"your taints, our headbands"

"If you kill yourself, we'll resuscitate you and kill you worse."

"Today, Sammich eats YOU"

"We let HBox out. You're fucked."

[ToddEVF]

I'm a pretty decent shot, have my own fatigues, and many obsessive complusions that will make sure we thoroughly search all areas.

[drjoek]

I nominate Tenbatsuzen
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66169&highlight=ethnic

[Marc with a c]

i'm a boy

[DiabloSammich]

Mottos

"You fucked with the wrong fuckers"

"your taints, our headbands"

"If you kill yourself, we'll resuscitate you and kill you worse."

"Today, Sammich eats YOU"

"We let HBox out. You're fucked."



Thoughts and observations.

#1 Nice, to the point. I'd like to see more use of the word "fuck"

#2 Good, put you lose points on capitilization errors.

#3 Love it, but too long. We'll be paying through the nose for all the extra words on our t-shirts.

#4 Gay. Enough said.

#5 Probably the best, my only issue is semantics. To suggest that we let HBox out means that we were able to contain him in the first place. It is well documented that there is no containing that baby-punching, mouth-shitting, eyball-stabbing sociopath.


I like the effort. A little elbow grease and I think you've got it.

[ToddEVF]

Thoughts and observations.

#1 Nice, to the point. I'd like to see more use of the word "fuck"



You fucking fucked with the wrong fucks, fucker.

how does that sound?

[DiabloSammich]

You fucking fucked with the wrong fucks, fucker.

how does that sound?


Kinky.

[thejives]

I like the effort. A little elbow grease and I think you've got it.

Extreme
Ligament
Breaking
Omnipowerful
Wampus-like
Gastronomical
Razings
Enter
And
Slash
Everyone

[Grendel_Kahn]

There's going to be some confusion with two Bobs. We'll have to be referred to as Mr. Apodaca and Mr. Turd.

It loses some punch when you say it like that.


And I think we need a motto. Something short, that could fit on an EliSnow sigpic. I'm thinking "Die or Get Fucked."


EASILY SOLVED.

Henceforth I'll go by the moniker 'Dac
That'll REALLY show em as only the hip will get it.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I've already proven my Isalam-a-phobia in other threads, so I have the motivation...
I also have the means ! I am pretty sure the I can bore him to death as I have already done to COUNTLESS RF.net "bored" members.
It that doesn't work, I'll try the white text and poop jokes.

[ralphbxny]

I say you take the good Doc with you...ya need a medic!

[chubbyknuckles]

We're getting ahead of ourselves. An operation this delicate will require codenames.

Mine will be Bob the Turd.

If possible, I'll be taking the code name, Shnookie

[thejives]

If possible, I'll be taking the code name, Shnookie

let's see:

"Medic!
Shnookie's hit!"

I like it.

[chubbyknuckles]

let's see:

"Medic!
Shnookie's hit!"

I like it.

It rolls off the tongue, plus shnookie don't get hit, shnookie don't get caught!

[WampusCrandle]

Extreme
Ligament
Breaking
Omnipowerful
Wampus-like
Gastronomical
Razings
Enter
And
Slash
Everyone

i put the "w" in any word that needs a "w" like wussy, wart, and wigger

[OGC]

:thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:

Has The Bennington Eleven been successful already ? (http://usliberals.about.com/b/2006/09/23/french-intelligence-also-suspects-osama-bin-laden-is-dead.htm)

:thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:

[Skellington]

I have breasts. Mighty nice set in fact. Breasts solve everything. Good day sir.

[Furtherman]

I have breasts. Mighty nice set in fact. Breasts solve everything. Good day sir.

Can't argue with that!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I am currently learning how to kill a man

my comic relief oaf days are numbered

Once I turn to the darkside Osama and his Army have no chance

[OGC]

I have breasts. Mighty nice set in fact. Breasts solve everything. Good day sir.


This post is not valid without visual evidence.

[DiabloSammich]

This post is not valid without visual evidence.


This was verified during the mandatory physical/full-body cavity search. They are magnificent.

Welcome aboard, Skellington. Your military issue PT Cruiser is over to the left.

[Skellington]

This was verified during the mandatory physical/full-body cavity search. They are magnificent.

Welcome aboard, Skellington. Your military issue PT Cruiser is over to the left.

....the PT better magically transform into a Maclauren F1, or else i will be inable to perform my duties to the fullest of my capability.

[CountryBob]

I'll be late as usual but I bring with me the trifecta of Southern death assalts:

Highly flammable moon shine - explosive but also drinkable!
Copperheads and Rattlers - for that sneaky effect
Rabid Rancid Raccoons - you dont want to mess with these fuckers

[Golfman]

I would have no problem being part of Bennie's 11. I could open up Bin Laden's chest and take a massive shit in it, then a wizz, then sit and tell him the story of me doing it. With plenty of laughs and chuckles of course. And "F" a sniper rifle, just get a Titleist ProV1x and a Callaway FT-5 driver and I can put a hole in anybody's head from 300 yards.

[Team_Ramrod]

Covert Ops are for pussies. Real men give their enemies a head start. I personally send my enemies dossier a including all of my weaknesses, allergies, my social security numbers, my bank account and credit card numbers, the names and addresses of all my family and friends, when I'll be coming, where I'll be coming from, what I'll be doing to them, how long I plan to toy with them and what I'll do afterwards. I go in with only a loin cloth covering my genitals (including Arctic missions) and a knife in case somebody wants to get dirty. I've never needed to use it. I even tell them once i get there I'll give them a 5 minute head start. I'll just stand there and let them do whatever. They are so intimidated by my sheer machismo that no one has dared even make eye contact. Few have the courage to even glance at my Herculean physique.

You sonofabitch!

I'm at work right now, I can't be laughing my ass off while 'doing work'.

[Team_Ramrod]

does it hurt?

no, it doesn't hurt.





Unless of course you don't take well to freezing, you forget to tell them and they do the right vas first.... then they do the left vas and the freezing had since worn off.

Otherwise no, it doesn't hurt at all.

[Marc with a c]

who is going to keep ron out of the opium?

[WampusCrandle]

hey, i say opium for everyone!

[HBox]

I had a dream last night. I was stalking through the deserts of Afghanistan and Pakistan, preying on terrorists with a neck snap here, skull crush there, heart punch here, lung extraction by hand there. I beat three men to death with their own fingers. One man choked to death on a falafel at the very sight of me slitting a mans throat with his own greasy beard hair. Another died shitting his pants so hard he shit out half his intestines. I then wore those intestines as a belt as I descended into Bin laden's cave. I find him and his 12 bodyguards. I take all of his bodyguards under my arms at once by the neck, simultaneously choking them all to death. At the same time I grab Bin laden's skull crush between my two hands. I drop all their lifeless, ragdoll bodies and enter my regular post killspree meditation.

I then wake up with all my pillows under my arms and the crushed skull of my girlfriend in my hands. The bodies of her many cats litter the room, their insides completely liberated from their outsides. The blue wallpaper was now red, purple at best with the completely shattered remains of their bones scattered all over the wall, almost decoratively. The smell of cat shit is pungent.

I can't believe this happened again.

[Skellington]

I had a dream last night. I was stalking through the deserts of Afghanistan and Pakistan, preying on terrorists with a neck snap here, skull crush there, heart punch here, lung extraction by hand there. I beat three men to death with their own fingers. One man choked to death on a falafel at the very sight of me slitting a mans throat with his own greasy beard hair. Another died shitting his pants so hard he shit out half his intestines. I then wore those intestines as a belt as I descended into Bin laden's cave. I find him and his 12 bodyguards. I take all of his bodyguards under my arms at once by the neck, simultaneously choking them all to death. At the same time I grab Bin laden's skull crush between my two hands. I drop all their lifeless, ragdoll bodies and enter my regular post killspree meditation.

I then wake up with all my pillows under my arms and the crushed skull of my girlfriend in my hands. The bodies of her many cats litter the room, their insides completely liberated from their outsides. The blue wallpaper was now red, purple at best with the completely shattered remains of their bones scattered all over the wall, almost decoratively. The smell of cat shit is pungent.

I can't believe this happened again.

...i'm know i'm reading this, but did that just happen?

[WampusCrandle]

...i'm know i'm reading this, but did that just happen?

i think it did

[DiabloSammich]

:thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:

Has The Bennington Eleven been successful already ? (http://usliberals.about.com/b/2006/09/23/french-intelligence-also-suspects-osama-bin-laden-is-dead.htm)

:thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:




We will not comment on the vaidity of any claims made by intelligence, let alone french intelligence.

I will say, however, that we cannot account for HBox's whereabouts last night, so anything is possible.

[ZigZagBigBag]

i could make some dynamite butter-tarts, i wouldn't spike them or anything. they are just that damn good that one taste and the foe would sell is mother for my ultra-secret recipe. in exchange for bin ladens whereabouts i would trade the recipe ( with a few minor changes...to protect the REAL recipe, of course ) and there you go.

[thejives]

How many are we up to Sammich?
Is this going to end up being the Bennington dozen? Or the Bennington Baker's Dozen?

Or perhaps the Bennington 666?

[DiabloSammich]

How many are we up to Sammich?
Is this going to end up being the Bennington dozen? Or the Bennington Baker's Dozen?

Or perhaps the Bennington 666?



Give me time, I'm working on a spreadsheet. All these self-proclaimed computer geeks and not a one has listed Excel as a specialty. All we have are fingernail-stabbers and butter tarts. Hacks.

[Hottub]

"The few. The proud. The Bennington's Eleven"

Semper Fi. Eat a pie!

[thejives]

Give me time, I'm working on a spreadsheet. All these self-proclaimed computer geeks and not a one has listed Excel as a specialty. All we have are fingernail-stabbers and butter tarts. Hacks.

Excel

Excel

I killed a man with Excel!!!

[DiabloSammich]

Still room for a couple more psychopaths. If your not with us your against us.

[chubbyknuckles]

I just want the first mission, I say we start out local, like a few people who are terrorist-ish, then once we've sharpened ourselves on them, we head over that sea to stomp some desert livin ass!

[thejives]

I just want the first mission, I say we start out local, like a few people who are terrorist-ish, then once we've sharpened ourselves on them, we head over that sea to stomp some desert livin ass!

who do you suggest, joan rivers?

[boeman]

I have a robosapien that I modified to shoot an airsoft gun... am I in?

[HBox]

After reading this thread...... I think I'll go myself. You fairies can cheer me on.

I've decided to go Indian style. I shall return with a satchel full of scalps.[/color][/size]

[thejives]

After reading this thread...... I think I'll go myself. You fairies can cheer me on.

I've decided to go Indian style. I shall return with a satchel full of scalps.[/color][/size]

Don't you need a sidekick with restless leg syndrome?

[WampusCrandle]

After reading this thread...... I think I'll go myself. You fairies can cheer me on.

I've decided to go Indian style. I shall return with a satchel full of scalps.[/color][/size]

you can do it, cut his fucking head off

http://www.cineol.net/images/noticias/Cameos/Waterboy_2.jpg

[nickeye]

I can tape all your buns together.

[Marc with a c]

i can put lipstick on using my breasts.

[DiabloSammich]

By executive order, we will be painting Gvac's new avatar on all vehicles.

That is all.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

Once, during battle, my left eye was struck with an arrow. I pulled the arrow from my eye socket, but my eyeball was still impaled upon the shaft. I was about to throw it away but realized that it would dishonor my parents to cast away the gift they gave me, so I swallowed my own eyeball and rode back into the fray.

[CaptClown]

Because Jean-Claude Van Damme once killed a man with his butt cheeks.

[WampusCrandle]

By executive order, we will be painting Gvac's new avatar on all vehicles.

That is all.

excuse me, SIR! i do not have a car, SIR! i only have a powerwheels, SIR!

[DolaMight]

:thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:

Has The Bennington Eleven been successful already ? (http://usliberals.about.com/b/2006/09/23/french-intelligence-also-suspects-osama-bin-laden-is-dead.htm)

:thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup:


Ask the 2 dead chicks, we're gettin there. Baby steps, can't rush these things.

[DiabloSammich]

Ask the 2 dead chicks, we're gettin there. Baby steps, can't rush these things.



But those two chicks sure were dead, weren't they?

Damn we're thorough.

[HBox]

But those two chicks sure were dead, weren't they?

Damn we're thorough.

And delicious. Don't forget delicious.

[Hottub]

Note to Quartermaster Earl.

Add bullets, remove 8-balls.

Sincerely,
Cap'n Kip.

[THE JOYKILLER]

Does that group need a water boy?

[WampusCrandle]

i do need someone to carry around a pot of my urine

http://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/images/pissboy.jpg

piss boy!

[Fezticle98]

Osama bin Laden has less than 351 days to live.

Damn leap year allows that bastard to squeeze out on extra day before Bennington & Co.'s deadline of death.

[Fez4Prez]

I would like to be part of Bennignton's Eleven, I figure I would die quickly to show the horror of war, but be quickly forgotten by scene two.

[thejives]

How many chicks are signed up for this thing?
We're gonna need chicks.

[Fuzz Whatley]

In the dead of night
I can single handedly choke all there camels as well as there loved pets then fill them with C-4 so
if any one trys to flee at the sight of HBox's raw wrath and Fury BOOM!!!



I hope im not too late to offer my skills

[WampusCrandle]

all skills will be considered

[chubbyknuckles]

So look, we need an official roster. I was in 7-11 today, the guy behind the counter said "how ya doin today?" , I said "ok" then he said "mines going great because I'm one of the eleven, the Bennington 11. " Well, imagine my shock because now #1) This mother fuckers lying, and is a terrorist and knows who/what we are, or #2) This guy thinks he's part of the 11, and is hoarding his way in. Bottom line, I dragged him in the back and drown him in the back-up slushy machine. But I had to finish his shift AND get rid of the body.So if we had a roster so I know the who's, it'd just save me a bunch of time.


(and if we're now the Bennington 10, i apologize.)

[chubbyknuckles]

In the dead of night
I can single handedly choke all there camels as well as there loved pets then fill them with C-4 so
if any one trys to flee at the sight of HBox's raw wrath and Fury BOOM!!!



I hope im not too late to offer my skills

You wanna talk yourself up? I just made a watch that can kill all electric in a 5 mile radius, while tivo-ing idol and making curly fries. But ain't it amazing how I can sit here and not brag...........BRAGGART

[WampusCrandle]

So look, we need an official roster. I was in 7-11 today, the guy behind the counter said "how ya doin today?" , I said "ok" then he said "mines going great because I'm one of the eleven, the Bennington 11. " Well, imagine my shock because now #1) This mother fuckers lying, and is a terrorist and knows who/what we are, or #2) This guy thinks he's part of the 11, and is hoarding his way in. Bottom line, I dragged him in the back and drown him in the back-up slushy machine. But I had to finish his shift AND get rid of the body.So if we had a roster so I know the who's, it'd just save me a bunch of time.


(and if we're now the Bennington 10, i apologize.)

thats the kind of thing that makes you move up in ranks

[Hottub]

You done good, Chubby. You done good.

[chubbyknuckles]

thats the kind of thing that makes you move up in ranks

Look, i do what I can do, for the team. 1 for 11 and 11 for 1.

[WampusCrandle]

Look, i do what I can do, for the team. 1 for 11 and 11 for 1.

well, you did kill one of us, that is what makes you so great

[Fuzz Whatley]

By no means am i trying to brag im just letting what i can do be known
so i can have a chance to fight along side the great Mr.Bennington and his choice few

[jauble]

I kill posts without hesitaiting, just imagine what I could do to a person. Also I can drive stick shift.

[DiabloSammich]

Gentlemen, (and Skellington)

We have received some information that I believe may be of some interest to you. We are seeing reports that Bin Laden has been deep undercover in the states for quite some time now, and my in fact be posing as a moderator on this very board. Details are sketchy at this time, so I will just say this.

Prepare yourselves. This may be a long battle, it may be short. But it will be very, very, bloody. Some of you may not make it back. Don't worry. You will be talked about by your children's children as a hero.

We will rain terror on the unready heads of our enemies. They will scream to the skies, "Good Lord above, please show mercy and deliver us from the Bennington Eleven!"




For further details, please gather in the chat room at 22:00 hours. That is all.

[WampusCrandle]

Gentlemen, (and Skellington)

We have received some information that I believe may be of some interest to you. We are seeing reports that Bin Laden has been deep undercover in the states for quite some time now, and my in fact be posing as a moderator on this very board. Details are sketchy at this time, so I will just say this.

Prepare yourselves. This may be a long battle, it may be short. But it will be very, very, bloody. Some of you may not make it back. Don't worry. You will be talked about by your children's children as a hero.

We will rain terror on the unready heads of our enemies. They will scream to the skies, "Good Lord above, please show mercy and deliver us from the Bennington Eleven!"




For further details, please gather in the chat room at 22:00 hours. That is all.

sir! i dont understand your lingo, sir! when exactly is 2200 hours, sir!

[Gvac]

2 minutes ago Crandle!

[chubbyknuckles]

Bin Laden you mother fucking prick. I'l find you on this board , and I will make you eat my shit! Your camel loving turbin burping pubic bearded ass, is MINE!

[Gvac]

Good job tonight boys and girls. It's coming together nicely.

Please click on the tag line below my sig for the official song of the revolution.

[chubbyknuckles]

Good job tonight boys and girls. It's coming together nicely.

Please click on the tag line below my sig for the official song of the revolution.

I can't believe I clicked on that freakin song, you got me g-vac, thats one for you.:annoyed:

[Marc with a c]

Please click on the tag line below my sig for the official song of the revolution.

ok you got me. im with you. down with beardo

[TheCarter]

I can provide a "BLACKBEARD", 2 "MONA LISA"'s, and 3 "SWITCH-LOOKIE-LOO" 's

Let me know if your interested.

I know how to pull off a pretty good Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy
I'm also pretty good at Hell In a Hand basket but we'd need a trained cat:sad:

[DiabloSammich]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I just wanted to remind everyone that there still important positions to be filled in the most color-coordinated gang of mercenaries since West Side Story.

Please do not let news of the continued freedom of OBL discourage anyone. We have kept the crew finely tuned by performing weekly captures and assasinations of unwilling test subjects. I cannot reveal the source of our subjects, but I will state that the homeless problem of Columbus, Ohio is officially solved.


We are also currently entertaining the suggestion that our battle music be The Final Countdown by Europe. The name alone embodies all that our elite team stands for.

Remember, if you're not with us, you're against us. And if you're against us, you will hear from Hbox shortly.

That is all.

[damainer]

I can throw in the towels for our heads

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:k6milVF0z9eunM:http://bp2.blogger.com/_Hmi5ckwWy6M/RYqVkSElesI/AAAAAAAAACg/pkrb4nKKpWY/s400/IMG_3106.JPG

[HBox]

I have just returned from a walkabout in the Australian outback. I killed a tribe of aboriginals, 13 in total, 15 if you count the pregnant women twice. I thought perhaps seeking more primal prey would would give me a challenge, alas it did not. I killed all 5 men quickly. I used my bare hands with the first one. Once it was clear that was no challenge I decided upon a new course of action: Choke the rest to death with my pubic hair. Alas that was no harder. Even worse still, the women and the older of them simply died of fright at the sight of it all. I assume a variety of maladies ranging from heart attacks to strokes to aneurysms fell them. It would not be the first time.

Not a good vacation unfortunately.

[Serpico1103]

I have watched the Bourne trilogy several times. I took karate as a kid. I can go several hours, 5 max, without eating. I can shoot, I always fill up the balloon on the clowns head at the carnival first.
And I have an overall hatred for all of humanity.

[DiabloSammich]

I have watched the Bourne trilogy several times. I took karate as a kid. I can go several hours, 5 max, without eating. I can shoot, I always fill up the balloon on the clowns head at the carnival first.
And I have an overall hatred for all of humanity.



Oh yeah, you're in.

[HBox]

That's fine. You'll all just be carrying my water anyway. Which I may or may not use. Probably not because I'm a man. And I'll probably just drink the enemies blood for sustenance.

[Serpico1103]

Has anyone told Hbox this isn't an online RPG?
This is a real military operation. Now, who is bringing the pastrami sandwiches?

[HBox]

Has anyone told Hbox this isn't an online RPG?
This is a real military operation. Now, who is bringing the pastrami sandwiches?

I will have your eyeballs.

[DiabloSammich]

Has anyone told Hbox this isn't an online RPG?
This is a real military operation. Now, who is bringing the pastrami sandwiches?


If you read back, you will find that half of the volunteers are preparing foodstuffs of some variety.

And yes, Hbox is not an online RPG.

He is real, and he will carve the assholes out of our enemies and wear them on a headband.

[Serpico1103]

I will have your eyeballs.

Do you think I need eyes to eliminate an amateur like yourself. I can smell your pathetic presence.
I know the deodorant says "all day protection", but try hitting the pits again around midday. The stench of weakness oozes from your pores. Or is that the pastrami sandwiches? "Earl, do we have any pastrami sandwiches?"

[HBox]

Do you think I need eyes to eliminate an amateur like yourself. I can smell your pathetic presence.
I know the deodorant says "all day protection", but try hitting the pits again around midday. The stench of weakness oozes from your pores. Or is that the pastrami sandwiches? "Earl, do we have any pastrami sandwiches?"

Don't mistake. I will not take your eyes with my hands. Nor my toes. Nor my teeth. Yet I shall take your eyeballs from your sockets, sever the nerves, and claim them as my own. And then I will kill you with them.

[Serpico1103]

Don't mistake. I will not take your eyes with my hands. Nor my toes. Nor my teeth. Yet I shall take your eyeballs from your sockets, sever the nerves, and claim them as my own. And then I will kill you with them.

ummm, ok, Just don't get in my way. Blind or not, I will kill the enemies of Mother Russia...I mean the United States. Sorry, having KGB flashbacks.

[HBox]

ummm, ok, Just don't get in my way. Blind or not, I will kill the enemies of Mother Russia...I mean the United States. Sorry, having KGB flashbacks.

Now I like you. You can fuck my sister.

[DiabloSammich]

Good, if you ladies are quite through, let's get down to business.

[HBox]

Good, if you ladies are quite through, let's get down to business.

Don't make me take your eyeballs. You seem to need them.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Don't make me take your eyeballs. You seem to need them.

Dude, gimmick infringement. c'mon.

[mikeyboy]

Dude, gimmick infringement. c'mon.

I'd let that one go, Mr. Psycho.

[jonyrotn]

I believe I could grow a boss mustache if I really tried. Could that help?

No,not much, Unfortunately, their women can grow better Tom Selleck mustaches then any one of us..Not to mention the fact that the greatest military figure to ever come out of Toledo,Ohio was Cprl. Klinger..


I have 3 kids, I'm home for 8 days a month and I get to rail my wife 8 or 9 times in those 8days.... that folks, that takes skill and comittment to a goal.
Especially since the top left corner of my bed is starting to squeek.

Bravo my friend, bravo. But if the team needs a sex-addict I think Michael Douglas is available..


I've been a cop in Harlem since 1991...Some would argue this makes me a bit over qulified...I disagree..I think this team needs some heavy hitters ..I like being on team...I like hittin' heavy and I love killing terrorists..Plus. I want this cock sucker so fucking bad (no-homo) my teeth ache and my toes curl form the pent up ire. The amount of raw, unadulterated fury that lives in my heart most certainly tests the limits of a human being's ability to warehouse hatred...I present myself to you today a tortured man.. Tormented and vexed by a vision in which the real life boogieman known as Osama Bin Laden dies of natural causes...,
It's only on the grandest and greatest levels that I consider this world to be just and fair...That is why my vision has been replaced...Substituted, if you will? With the imagery of a man...A noble figure flanked by eleven steely, stone faced warriors...Each one decked out in dusty, beige and white desert camos...All of them wearing jungle covers atop their heads...All except the one in the middle who dons a black fedora with a deep crease from front to back, and the fat guy to his immediate right, who is not very manly in appearance...He's topped by a bright red fez from which a long gold tassle hangs down toward the rear...Every man is armed to the teeth...An AK-47 slung over one shoulder, a Street Sweeper hanging low on the other...RPG's tucked under an arm here and an arm there..Mac-10's abound, as do mini AR-15's and Uzi's (Isreal had to contribute something. Didn't they?)...Every single Weapon is loaded for bear..Twelve hand rolled Dominican cigars tightly clinched between each man's teeth...They walk almost lock step down a narrow, unpaved street on the edge of Kabul, Afganistan that empties directly into miles and miles of nothing but sand..Off in the distance can be seen a small bird diving and floating, rising and falling..With out notice the bird seems to pick up speed as it locks onto its target..when it gets to with in about twenty feet of the group it fully extends its wings, rounds its tail up under its fuselage and exposes its six inch talons...With its landing gear now deployed it takes perch on the shoulder of the man in the center...A desert eagle has just landed on Mr.Bennintton..If that's not an omen, then I don't know what the fuck an omen might be..The mere thought of not being afforded the opportunity to be present, in real time as this scene plays out to it's rightful deliverance wrenches my heart..
If allowed to be a member of "THE BENNINGTON ELEVEN" you have my word as an ass kicking, pussy loving, penis dripping (is their a medical exam to pass?), blood drinking American that I will not return to the States until either I'm permanently encased in a pine box or we have this mother fucker's head on a pike. As a matter of fact my penis begins to fill up as I envision a dozen bad ass, hard core, stone cold murders marching into the Tora Bora cave complex with only one aim on their collective mind. And the determination of a blood thirsty Manson Family member..This cunt don't stand a chance...
If I was unable to construe how much I want in,on the essay portion of this application I apologize...I want this boys..I want this bad, real fucking bad...I wanna kill again..It's been far to long since I've tasted another man's blood..If for some crazy reason I'm not selected..It may be my intention to go find this mother fucker on my own..However, if it's done your way I know there could be as many as a dozen Americans applauding as I make like Kevin Dillon in "Platoon" and push someone's nose into his brain with the butt of my rifle..
If you are looking for someone to negotiate and make nice to guarantee the safe delivery of the bearded camel to the proper authorities, I'm not your man.. But if you want a guy who's willing to carve the pancreas out of another man and eat it..B-I-N-G-O...That's me..
Submitted for your careful consideration.
See attached psychological history..
P.S. Kindly respond in a timely manner? I don't wanna come looking for you guy's.. :smile:

[jonyrotn]

You guys need my social security number?

[DiabloSammich]

No,not much, Unfortunately, their women can grow better Tom Selleck mustaches then any one of us..Not to mention the fact that the greatest military figure to ever come out of Toledo,Ohio was Cprl. Klinger..



Bravo my friend, bravo. But if the team needs a sex-addict I think Michael Douglas is available..


I've been a cop in Harlem since 1991...Some would argue this makes me a bit over qulified...I disagree..I think this team needs some heavy hitters ..I like being on team...I like hittin' heavy and I love killing terrorists..Plus. I want this cock sucker so fucking bad (no-homo) my teeth ache and my toes curl form the pent up ire. The amount of raw, unadulterated fury that lives in my heart most certainly tests the limits of a human being's ability to warehouse hatred...I present myself to you today a tortured man.. Tormented and vexed by a vision in which the real life boogieman known as Osama Bin Laden dies of natural causes...,
It's only on the grandest and greatest levels that I consider this world to be just and fair...That is why my vision has been replaced...Substituted, if you will? With the imagery of a man...A noble figure flanked by eleven steely, stone faced warriors...Each one decked out in dusty, beige and white desert camos...All of them wearing jungle covers atop their heads...All except the one in the middle who dons a black fedora with a deep crease from front to back, and the fat guy to his immediate right, who is not very manly in appearance...He's topped by a bright red fez from which a long gold tassle hangs down toward the rear...Every man is armed to the teeth...An AK-47 slung over one shoulder, a Street Sweeper hanging low on the other...RPG's tucked under an arm here and an arm there..Mac-10's abound, as do mini AR-15's and Uzi's (Isreal had to contribute something. Didn't they?)...Every single Weapon is loaded for bear..Twelve hand rolled Dominican cigars tightly clinched between each man's teeth...They walk almost lock step down a narrow, unpaved street on the edge of Kabul, Afganistan that empties directly into miles and miles of nothing but sand..Off in the distance can be seen a small bird diving and floating, rising and falling..With out notice the bird seems to pick up speed as it locks onto its target..when it gets to with in about twenty feet of the group it fully extends its wings, rounds its tail up under its fuselage and exposes its six inch talons...With its landing gear now deployed it takes perch on the shoulder of the man in the center...A desert eagle has just landed on Mr.Bennintton..If that's not an omen, then I don't know what the fuck an omen might be..The mere thought of not being afforded the opportunity to be present, in real time as this scene plays out to it's rightful deliverance wrenches my heart..
If allowed to be a member of "THE BENNINGTON ELEVEN" you have my word as an ass kicking, pussy loving, penis dripping (is their a medical exam to pass?), blood drinking American that I will not return to the States until either I'm permanently encased in a pine box or we have this mother fucker's head on a pike. As a matter of fact my penis begins to fill up as I envision a dozen bad ass, hard core, stone cold murders marching into the Tora Bora cave complex with only one aim on their collective mind. And the determination of a blood thirsty Manson Family member..This cunt don't stand a chance...
If I was unable to construe how much I want in,on the essay portion of this application I apologize...I want this boys..I want this bad, real fucking bad...I wanna kill again..It's been far to long since I've tasted another man's blood..If for some crazy reason I'm not selected..It may be my intention to go find this mother fucker on my own..However, if it's done your way I know there could be as many as a dozen Americans applauding as I make like Kevin Dillon in "Platoon" and push someone's nose into his brain with the butt of my rifle..
If you are looking for someone to negotiate and make nice to guarantee the safe delivery of the bearded camel to the proper authorities, I'm not your man.. But if you want a guy who's willing to carve the pancreas out of another man and eat it..B-I-N-G-O...That's me..
Submitted for your careful consideration.
See attached psychological history..
P.S. Kindly respond in a timely manner? I don't wanna come looking for you guy's.. :smile:




Mr. rotn, I am far too busy choking random homeless Ohioans to death with my testicles to read the entire post above.

Please condense your application to twenty words or less and resubmit.

[Mullenax]

I've been studying the battle tactics of The Baroness since I was 5, have pretty eyes and smell ok, and can conceal a flame-equipped crossbow under a burqa. <p>Love to pack a gun, but rules are rules, and I require a stylish girl-weapon.<p>
<img src="http://smalljoes.com/images_gijoe/loose/baroness-blue_l.jpg" height=180 width=180>

[DiabloSammich]

I've been studying the battle tactics of The Baroness since I was 5, have pretty eyes and smell ok, and can conceal a flame-equipped crossbow under a burqa. <p>Love to pack a gun, but rules are rules, and I require a stylish girl-weapon.<p>
<img src="http://smalljoes.com/images_gijoe/loose/baroness-blue_l.jpg" height=180 width=180>



You were actually pre-approved after the way you talked to that pony.

[ToLEEdo]

I just want to point out that jony responded to something I wrote 2 months ago on page 3 of this thread. Is this really still going on?

[Serpico1103]

Good, if you ladies are quite through, let's get down to business.

I am typing this from a cave in the Afghan hills. Where are the other 10 of the Bennington 11?

I need someone to carry my portable hot tub and hyperbaric chamber.

[jonyrotn]

Mr. rotn, I am far too busy choking random homeless Ohioans to death with my testicles to read the entire post above.Please condense your application to twenty words or less and resubmitt
I CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT!!! Of course I'll have to use your testicles for a short while, as mine are slightly undertrained at this time..However,I fully intend to address that small short-comming..Additionaly, I urge you to reconsider reviewing my previous submission..Reason being, I paid a kid much smarter then me to write it.But just in case.. Please amend my new appllication to read:
I will kill any man,woman,child or small animal who prevents me or any team member of mine from accomplishing any portion of our mission..


I just want to point out that jony responded to something I wrote 2 months ago on page 3 of this thread. Is this really still going on?
Sorry,I didn't notice the "Must respond by" lable on the post..I'll never make that mistake again..

[ToLEEdo]

I would say my posts expire in about a month.

Best Used by 4/10/2008.

[Marc with a c]

mound up boys.

new mission, a mrs. whatley of pinellas park florida.

gets on it

[Gvac]

I wanna elbow that old broad right in the chops.

That'll learn her.

[chubbyknuckles]

I wanna elbow that old broad right in the chops.

That'll learn her.

Is it possible to drown her in her own son's tears?
Or at the very least, anus.

[Mullenax]

I think a public Pantsing is in order. The rugby squad demonstrates:
<img src="http://roicopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/rugby-pantsing.jpg" height=150 width=200>

[jeffdwright2001]

I would say my posts expire in about a month.

Best Used by 4/10/2008.


But that's just a guideline right?

I mean, it's not like it really goes bad by then does it?

It's not like if someone were to actually respond after the best used by date that . . . . . you know . . . all of a sudden I don't feel so well . . . I haven't felt like this since I got ahold of some bad Marc with a C . . . excuse me, I'll be right back.

[TjM]

A Bennington's Eleven shirt would be kick ass

[debit]

I volunteer my accounting skills for Bennington's Eleven.

Someone's got to reconcile 50 caliber sniper rifle ammo and make sure the informants get paid on time.

[PapaBear]

President Bush wants to capture Osama Bin Laden before term ends (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/06/14/2008-06-14_president_bush_wants_to_capture_osama_bi.html)


Bush has enlisted the Bennington's Eleven forces to aid in the effort to locate the Al Qaeda (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Al+Qaeda) leader in the wild frontier region of Pakistan (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Pakistan), The Times reported.


This will DEFINITELY not ruin the merger!!!