Dave's football bets.

[MikeB]

What were they exactly. I remember he took 3 out of the 4 dogs and it looks like Seattle is not going to cover.

[epo]

Dave took:

Giants
Seattle
Chargers
Patriots

Because of yesterday & the resolution, Fez is now in control of the "Pee in My Butt" bets. I don't know if there were points involved, but Seattle isn't going to cover the 7.5, so Fez now has the right to....well you know.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

why Seattle , they suck and are completely overrated

poor Dave, its over Jahnee

[IMSlacker]

Dave took:

Giants
Seattle
Chargers
Patriots

Because of yesterday & the resolution, Fez is now in control of the "Pee in My Butt" bets. I don't know if there were points involved, but Seattle isn't going to cover the 7.5, so Fez now has the right to....well you know.

I missed the resolution segment today. Is Fez going to pee in Dave's butt now if Dave's bets don't come through? How is that going to work? Isn't Fez pee shy as it is?

[drjoek]

Ron and Fez show betting should be discontinued

[MikeB]

I missed the resolution segment today. Is Fez going to pee in Dave's butt now if Dave's bets don't come through? How is that going to work? Isn't Fez pee shy as it is?

Yea I missed that too. Wonder if this was said during the year in review movie thing and the fans in attendance just relayed it.

[PapaBear]

What amazes me is when Dave does bets against himself. He says he'll do something if he loses, but he gains nothing if he wins. If I'm not mistaken, he's lost every "bet" of this nature.

[IMSlacker]

What amazes me is when Dave does bets against himself. He says he'll do something if he loses, but he gains nothing if he wins. If I'm not mistaken, he's lost every "bet" of this nature.

Well, apparently if Dave had won this bet, he would have gotten to pee in Fez's butt. But, Seattle lost, so I guess it's all over.

[PapaBear]

Well, apparently if Dave had won this bet, he would have gotten to pee in Fez's butt. But, Seattle lost, so I guess it's all over.
I haven't heard Friday's show yet, but originally, it was just Dave and Earl, with Dave having nothing to gain. I'm saving Friday's show for tomorrow. I hear it was a doozie.

[MikeB]

It was decided it was Fez's bet in the breaking news friday thing that was played today. So Fez pees in Dave's butt which I think is more punishment for Fez then for Dave.

I give it 2 to 1 that Dave gets a hard on when Fez pees in his butt.

[furie]

i really wish they'd stop with the bets. I don't mind the football talk, but the stunt bets..... enough already.

[PanterA]

Earl wont be able to pee in Daves butt. :wallbash:

Just stop...please. You dont have to lose a bet to be stunt boy.

[PapaBear]

It was decided it was Fez's bet in the breaking news friday thing that was played today. So Fez pees in Dave's butt which I think is more punishment for Fez then for Dave.

I give it 2 to 1 that Dave gets a hard on when Fez pees in his butt.
Breaking news thing? When did that play?

[OGC]

Breaking news thing? When did that play?


Listen to it here (http://media.putfile.com/RnF-Apologies)

[PapaBear]

Listen to it here (http://media.putfile.com/RnF-Apologies)

Thanks Rich! How the hell do they think pee shy Fez is going to be able to do that?

[IMSlacker]

Thanks Rich! How the hell do they think pee shy Fez is going to be able to do that?

Fez will have to pee in a cup and then pour it in Dave's butt.

[Dash77]

Well first off with Fez's being pee shy how is he going to pull this off ? I think Earl would have gotten some sick joy out of it atleast..

[MikeB]

I think Earl would have gotten some sick joy out of it atleast..

He would of dabbed his cock after or maybe before considering his questionable sexuality.

[foodcourtdruide]

This could possibly be the gayest moment in radio history.

[RMPGP]

I wonder how this is going to work.

Will Fez pee in the general direction of Dave's butt? Or will Dave have to spread his asshole and Fez will pee into Dave's gaping anus?

Or will they they stick a funnel into Dave's asshole and Fez pee's into that, giving Dave a urine enema?

http://www.blitzusa.com/products/oil/Funnels/images/05064%20Large%20Funnel.jpg

Lots of possibilities here. Maybe Dave could play with a tease Fez's cock a little with a wet napkin to get the pee flowing, I know that always works for me.

[led37zep]

Its all up the the Giants now.

[Lady Resin]

Giants won!!!!

[epo]

I'll give the red-headed maniac his due. Getting 3 of 4 ain't easy...but now Fez can start drinking plenty of fluids.

[IMSlacker]

I'll give the red-headed maniac his due. Getting 3 of 4 ain't easy...but now Fez can start drinking plenty of fluids.

Yeah, that's pretty impressive. Too bad he lost the first game though, made it kind of anti-climatic.

[underdog]

I'll give the red-headed maniac his due. Getting 3 of 4 ain't easy...but now Fez can start drinking plenty of fluids.

Didn't he pick the Patriots -13? They didn't cover.

[boston beatdown]

I thought Dave was betting against the spread. With the Pats not covering and Seattle losing, wouldn't that make him a mediocre 2 and 2?

[IMSlacker]

I thought the bets were all straight up, not against the spread. At least I think Dave said he was picking Seattle to win straight up. I'm so confused.

[donnie_darko]

i feel bad for that casey girl that plays his pregnant wife on the show.
it must be a really hard part.
how long until dave makes a bukkake bet?

dave, it's 1998, its ok to be bi-sexual, and earl, you can be gay too, we'll all still love you both.

[PapaBear]

When he first did the bet, it was definitely with the points. I don't think he changed it after that.

[westcoastcasey]

When he first did the bet, it was definitely with the points. I don't think he changed it after that.


Even if he did he still loses.

[PapaBear]

Even if he did he still loses.
Oh, I know. I was just setting the record straight. As I pointed out in another post, I don't think Dave has EVER won a "bet" in which he was basically betting against himself.

BTW... Finally heard most of Friday's show. I loved how Ron put Dave's one sided bets. He compared it to going up to a betting window and saying (paraphrasing) "if my team doesn't win, I'm going to come back here and give you 200 bucks".:lol:

[margin]

dave, it's 1998, its ok to be bi-sexual, and earl, you can be gay too, we'll all still love you both.

damn, i've been writing 1997 on all my checks.