R&F XM Listening Thread for 1/15/08

[Gvac]

Ohhh, Good Morning Buddays!

Today's gonna be the best show ever! You'll see!!!

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/lovershappytuesday.jpg


And to prove I'm equal opportunity...


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/happy_tuesday-1.jpg


If you think this thread is a little early, don't blame me - blame Reilly! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=66278&page=16)




PLEASE help JimiMetal's family. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59006)

Kathleen From The Bronx's Dear Ron and Fez Show. (http://ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=37)

Purchase Sleeves' 'Mighty Horse: Songs for the Ron & Fez Show' CD. (http://kunaki.com/Sales.asp?PID=PX00ZXMXRX)

[PhishHead]

only 5 1/2 hours to go!!

[IamPixie]

yowsa!

[sailor]

too early, stank vagina.

[IamPixie]

small penis!

[EliSnow]

http://www.smileyhut.com/sleep/yawn.gif

Now this is early.

Hey buddies, Hottub didn't tell me what his song choice was so I suppose he'll be here today.

My choice is "Rag and Bone" The White Stripes.

[Chip196]

Gooooood Morning Buddays!!!!

[Cleophus James]

This is ridiculous to early
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[Hottub]

http://www.smileyhut.com/sleep/yawn.gif

Now this is early.

Hey buddies, Hottub didn't tell me what his song choice was so I suppose he'll be here today.

My choice is "Rag and Bone" The White Stripes.

I'm here today. I only have Grand Jury on Mondays. But thank you for looking out for me.
I'll put up my song at 10:07. It's way too early now.

FYI, Gvac's vagina is April fresh

[chubbyknuckles]

too early, stank vagina.

Can it ever be too early, sailor, can it really?

[bobsnin]

Didn't yesterdays show just end?

[Lallybone]

what a pleasent suprise......MORNING BUDDAYS!

[Jughead]

I was here @ 5 ..way so late???Hi Buddys and Good morning to yalllls.........

[chubbyknuckles]

so whats dave having, i gotta say BOY!

[bobsnin]

so whats dave having, i gotta say BOY!

He's having his butt peed into. thats what he's having.

[Tallman388]

Hiya buddies!

"Doin tha Butt" - EU
Just for Dave

[IamPixie]

Hiya buddies!

"Doin tha Butt" - EU
Just for Dave

Wow. That just made me laugh and be super nostalgic at the same time. thanks tallman!

[drjoek]

Sorry Im so late posting today

I like big butts sir mix alot

[hexy68]

good morning buddays!!...i sense a butt theme going today (cue pics)

[reillyluck]

pathetic.

[Hottub]

Indeed.

[PhishHead]

Elliott Smith - Southern Belle

[Chigworthy]

Will Dave have a
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Z9D7FOibL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg
?

[GvacMobile]

This will go down in history as the greatest Listening Thread EVER!

You'll see!!!

[Jughead]

Ok I have this previous customer he owes $30323@0% thru gmac.The vehicle is eating him up on gas....(07..Trailblazer)..But the Acv..actual. cash .value is 18000(appraisal)...and he wants to lower his payments.....He has great credit..what to do???12000 dollars upside down ...Possible??:smoke:

[chubbyknuckles]

He's having his butt peed into. thats what he's having.

what a great show it should be

[nate1000]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1011840/2/istockphoto_1011840_penalty_flag.jpg

neutral zone infraction- way too early. This penalty is declined.


Buthttp://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1011840/2/istockphoto_1011840_penalty_flag.jpg

Ghey content. This penalty is accepted. Half the distance to the goal line. First down.

Good Morning, everybody.

This is going to be the best show ever. Ever.

[Jughead]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1011840/2/istockphoto_1011840_penalty_flag.jpg

neutral zone infraction- way too early. This penalty is declined.


Buthttp://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1011840/2/istockphoto_1011840_penalty_flag.jpg

Ghey content. This penalty is accepted. Half the distance to the goal line. First down.

Good Morning, everybody.

This is going to be the best show ever. Ever.

Are my Bears playing..oh nevermind........

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/cousineddie.jpg

Morning Everyone!! Shitters Full!!!

I vote for Baby Girl for the Happy Couple!

[nate1000]

Ok I have this previous customer he owes $30323@0% thru gmac.The vehicle is eating him up on gas....(07..Trailblazer)..But the Acv..actual. cash .value is 18000(appraisal)...and he wants to lower his payments.....He has great credit..what to do???12000 dollars upside down ...Possible??:smoke:

Kick him in the balls and rail his wife. That'll learn him not to buy a car that's gonna depreciate 40% in the first year. This is why you don't listen to car salesmen.

[chubbyknuckles]

wow i have an 07 trailblazer, so i'm guessing the cars not worth buying at the end of the lease

[PhishHead]

Ok I have this previous customer he owes $30323@0% thru gmac.The vehicle is eating him up on gas....(07..Trailblazer)..But the Acv..actual. cash .value is 18000(appraisal)...and he wants to lower his payments.....He has great credit..what to do???12000 dollars upside down ...Possible??:smoke:

Not sure why this is in the listening thread but... his payments are at 0% and he is bitching? I cant see how it is possible to lower the payments when he owes that much at 0% and the acv is only 18k. The only way possible I see is to lower the payment but add on interest which in fact would most likely make the payments the same.

[Jughead]

Kick him in the balls and rail his wife. That'll learn him not to buy a car that's gonna depreciate 40% in the first year. This is why you don't listen to car salesmen.
Now your talkin!!!...Edit a NEW car salesman!!..Ps i didn't sell him the trailblazer..I would never do that to one of my people i dont give a shit about 0%on New.... if I ever want to trade them again.............

[reillyluck]

Today's song will be "I Love You More Than I Can Say" -Leo Sayer

[nate1000]

Now your talkin!!!...Edit a NEW car salesman!!..Ps i didn't sell him the trailblazer..I would never do that to one of my people i dont give a shit about 0%on New.... if I ever want to trade them again.............

Well, then the only other option is to charge him $12K for the rusted out 94 Honda Civic sitting in the corner of the back lot and call it a day.

[nate1000]

Well, then the only other option is to charge him $12K for the rusted out 94 Honda Civic sitting in the corner of the back lot and call it a day.

Or maybe the federal government can append pending mortgage bailout legistation with a "Stupid Car Buyer" amendment and we can all pay for this poor financial decision, too.

I lub mah gubment.

[Jughead]

Well, then the only other option is to charge him $12K for the rusted out 94 Honda Civic sitting in the corner of the back lot and call it a day.

$42.323 on a 94 civic......Good idea!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

will earl being doing the peeing or will it be fezzie? i don't think either of them can pull it off, they are both pee shy. maybe dave should try and pee in his own butt. he could use the plate technique that opie uses.

[Jughead]

Or maybe the federal government can append pending mortgage bailout legistation with a "Stupid Car Buyer" amendment and we can all pay for this poor financial decision, too.

I lub mah gubment.

This guy does make some doooseeess Ive been dealing with him for years he is always at least 5k upside down every time I deal with him...And he is a plant manager close to hear...Just messin early in the thread...Lets go back to the funnieeesss:smile:

[Hottub]

"Butt Town" - Iggy Pop.

Let the Listening Thread begin.

[ralphbxny]

I vote Face down ass up- 2 live crew

[Jughead]

Clash City Rockers.........The Clash

[Drunky McBetidont]

"Boogie In Your Butt/No More Tears" Eddie Muirphy (Columbia, 1982)

[Furtherman]

Good morning buddays canadian weed is great.

[bobsnin]

Ok I have this previous customer he owes $30323@0% thru gmac.The vehicle is eating him up on gas....(07..Trailblazer)..But the Acv..actual. cash .value is 18000(appraisal)...and he wants to lower his payments.....He has great credit..what to do???12000 dollars upside down ...Possible??:smoke:

Go ask your boss if he's going to the Gophers game, then come back and tell him you'll take 100$ off the sealcoating

[nate1000]

Or we could just take care of it here. In Brainerd.

[Jughead]

Go ask your boss if he's going to the Gophers game, then come back and tell him you'll take 100$ off the sealcoating
He said yes........ and throw in the window etch........1989...

[ralphbxny]

Good morning buddays canadian weed is great.

Bronx Johnny Rules!!

[hexy68]

Bronx Johnny Rules!!

i can't wait to see his robot :lol:

[buzzard]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/cousineddie.jpg

Morning Everyone!! Shitters Full!!!

I vote for Baby Girl for the Happy Couple!

why does that seem so appropriate for you Ralphy? Hmmmm let me see?.....:lol:

way to go Gvac! best start everrrrr! :wink: who brought the donuts? I'm starvin':happy:

[GvacMobile]

Absotively posilutely a girl.

[IamPixie]

I'm thinking boy.

[nate1000]

I'm thinking idiot.

[IamPixie]

you're so blunt.

[nate1000]

Ok half an idiot.

[Redding]

Todays gonna be a great show....GVAC told me

[Hottub]

Sorry Buzz. No donuts. Just this...http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_O_PCnrjwKKIpM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_T8cv9TAjYiU/RspMnn5rrdI/AAAAAAAAAFE/N2oiBoCHlSE/s320/1month.jpg

:clap:

[buzzard]

Sorry Buzz. No donuts. Just this...http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_O_PCnrjwKKIpM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_T8cv9TAjYiU/RspMnn5rrdI/AAAAAAAAAFE/N2oiBoCHlSE/s320/1month.jpg

:clap:

hey,I got one of those! :wink: Thanks Tub,yer the best!:happy:

[reillyluck]

you're so blunt.

someone say blunt?

[nate1000]

someone say blunt?

Sheeeeet. Fire it up and pass it round.

[Hottub]

someone say blunt?

http://p.vtourist.com/1895679-Canadian_flag-Canada.jpg

[hexy68]

someone say blunt?

what are you wearing reilly??...fez blackwell want's to know :laugh:

[OGC]

:clap:
Is anyone else listening to the riveting radio gold that is Anthony sleeping ?

[hexy68]

http://p.vtourist.com/1895679-Canadian_flag-Canada.jpg

thank you for standing on guard for thee!

[nate1000]

:clap:
Is anyone else listening to the riveting radio gold that is Anthony sleeping ?

I'm amazed that I cannot turn it off.

[Hottub]

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/2926/reillysmileyfg4.gif

[nate1000]

thank you for standing on guard for thee!

So THAT'S what that means.

[TjM]

I'm thinking idiot.

Not if he/she takes after Mom

[buzzard]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/10.gif

[nate1000]

Not if he/she takes after Mom

Yeah, that's why I said half an idiot.

[Jughead]

Im really glad I get to listen today off at 12..:clap:

[yomudder21]

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee In My Buttttttttttt

[nate1000]

Chet Holmes is a smarmy douche.

[Gvac]

Hey gang! I'm home for lunch.

How 'bout this Listening Thread? :smoke:

[Jughead]

Hey gang! I'm home for lunch.

How 'bout this Listening Thread? :smoke:

Good Job Budddy

[bobsnin]

hey,I got one of those! :wink: Thanks Tub,yer the best!:happy:

I thought it was red

[Hottub]

It smells like dirty crotch in here.

[Jughead]

It smells like dirty crotch in here.

Its my skyline chili....Sorrrrryyyyyy:sad:

[ralphbxny]

It smells like dirty crotch in here.

Stop Starin at me!! Son of a bitch I got up late and couldnt shower!

[Plethora]

Radio Psychic -- Radio Psychic

For no particular reason, today's opening song will be...

Stay Up Late performed by Talking Heads


Daily Bonus -- Daily Bonus

Today's Show is gonna be: The Best Show Ever (You Will See)


Double Daily Bonus Bonus -- Double Daily Bonus Bonus

Today Fez will be: Peeing In A Butt

[buzzard]

http://flakmag.com/misc/images/foreman1.jpg

[Jughead]

Radio Psychic -- Radio Psychic

For no particular reason, today's opening song will be...

Stay Up Late performed by Talking Heads


Daily Bonus -- Daily Bonus

Today's Show is gonna be: The Best Show Ever (You Will See)


Double Daily Bonus Bonus -- Double Daily Bonus Bonus

Today Fez will be: Peeing In A Butt

I love when we get the Daily Double Bonus:clap:

[yomudder21]

today's song guess........since pepper went alt/indie yesterday with Modest Mouse, I am going to say today will be a little Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.

[bobsnin]

Its my skyline chili....Sorrrrryyyyyy:sad:

i would kill for a 4-way and 2 coneys

[Jughead]

i would kill for a 4-way and 2 coneys

Me 2..Love em....

[Redding]

today's song guess........since pepper went alt/indie yesterday with Modest Mouse, I am going to say today will be a little Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.

how about Doves or Super Furry Animals

[nate1000]

i would kill for a 4-way and 2 coneys

I'd settle for a three way and a sprite.

[Gvac]

Today's song will depend on whether Dave and Casey are having a boy or girl.

Boy - "Danny's Song" by Loggins & Messina

Girl - "Isn't She Lovely" by Stevie Wonder

[bobsnin]

Me 2..Love em....

The only times I get to eat it is when i either go back to Ohio, buy the shitty frozen chili or in Sarasota for Reds spring training. Appreciate your Skyline

[Jughead]

The only times I get to eat it is when i either go back to Ohio, buy the shitty frozen chili or in Sarasota for Reds spring training. Appreciate your Skyline

They use some spice Ive tried to copy but with no success...I thought it was cumin but I could not duplicate there taste........:surrender:

[buzzard]

I thought it was red

or silver,green,gold,blue,bronze :happy:

[bobsnin]

They use some spice Ive tried to copy but with no success...I thought it was cumin but I could not duplicate there taste........:surrender:

cinnamon and chocolate my friend

[Gvac]

2 more minutes!!!

I can't take it!!!

[Jughead]

cinnamon and chocolate my friend
I Will try that makes sense.......Thanks....

[chubbyknuckles]

Todays gonna be a great show....GVAC told me

GVAC's best show declaration fan since day 1

[ralphbxny]

A little Girl!!!

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/itsagirl.jpg

or is this a twist?

[yomudder21]

she didn't get an x-ray to see what the sex of the baby was........stupid earl.

[nate1000]

Today's song is Oh Bondage, Up Yours by the X-Ray Spex

[arthritis]

x-ray specs how appropriate... oh bondage, up yours

I would have preferred germ free adolescent

[realmenhatelife]

Fucking Pepper Hicks is a god. X ray Specks were so good, It's too bad Poly Styrene was so hideously ugly.

[blotto98]

Today's song is Oh Bondage by the X-Ray Spex

Yeah, well it sucks

[WampusCrandle]

afternoon buddys! :bye:

[Jughead]

afternoon buddys! :bye:

Welcome:drunk:

[Servo]

Afternoon all...

[reillyluck]

A little Girl!!!

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/itsagirl.jpg

or is this a twist?

i say girl too.

[nate1000]

Hamburger bun

[Heather 8]

A girl!

...oh dear Lord...

[WampusCrandle]

congrats, Dave! :clap: A little girl!

[Basedow]

congratulations david! i hope she looks like casey.

[chubbyknuckles]

And the Girls Have it!

[nate1000]

A ginger chick has a much better chance than a ginger boy.

[cpontani]

Girl? Congrats. Just what the world needs...another Lindsy Lohan.

Dave, you shouldn't have found out and waited for the surprise, you impatient fuck.

[biggestmexi]

oh no por little girl

[bobrobot]

Did ESD say the due date is may 30th??? That's MY birthday!!!
:clap:

[GvacMobile]

Absotively posilutely a girl.

Told ya so!!!

[Heather 8]

Girl? Congrats. Just what the world needs...another Lindsy Lohan.

Dave, you shouldn't have found out and waited for the surprise, you impatient fuck.

Surprise? Eff that. We're finding out ASAP ourselves.

JAM! I love it!

[hexy68]

congratulations david! i hope she looks like casey.

we are all hoping for this :happy:

[Bay Ridge Tim]

I like the name Ronda Toddwina.

[spadanko]

YEAH!! Congrats Dave and Casey.. my little girl just turn a year old... it is awesome...

[biggestmexi]

hey earl is lieing WOW

[Soupy_Dreck]

congrats on your baby girl dave

[spadanko]

Did ESD say the due date is may 30th??? That's MY birthday!!!
:clap:


BOBO!!!!

[Bay Ridge Tim]

I'd love to see Earl visit the grave and have Muni punch through he dirt and grab him ala Carrie.

[Hottub]

I love my boys. Daughters would scare me.

[Heather 8]

Why couldn't I have a nice younger brother? My brother and I used to beat the crap out of each other on a daily basis.

[Gvac]

Congratulations and all the best to Dave and Casey.

Bless you both.

[bobsnin]

Dave can sit this little girl down on his knee and say "The day I announced that your mom and I were having a girl, a black man peed in daddy's butt."

[nate1000]

With a boy, you have to worry about one penis. With a girl, you need to worry about all the rest. Good luck with that, Dave.

[spadanko]

I love my boys. Daughters would scare me.

I felt the same way man.. i was scared as hell, and of course being an Italian man wanted a boy, but its amazing how happy she makes me feel... i am sure the same would be true if I had a boy..

[nate1000]

Dave can sit this little girl down on his knee and say "The day I announced that your mom and I were having a girl, a black man peed in daddy's butt."

Perfect.

Bring in the pole.

[yomudder21]

you can still play in the WNBA if you are a hermaphrodite........

[TjM]

Great he's making the kid a slave and forcing her to play sports. This kid has no chance at turning out normal

[Jughead]

What bed side manner???? here the developing young beautiful baby girl and here is the piss

[biggestmexi]

Dave "YOu can pet her" lol


Fezzie Will be a GREAT aunt to the kid

[TjM]

Damn Dave's parents effed him up something fierce

[yomudder21]

i don't have a TiVo but i would rather hear a 15 second delay then the awful CBS or FOX announcer's.

[Heather 8]

Enough about the unity!

Preach it, Dave!

...wait, I encouraged Dave to keep speaking. The hell is wrong with me?

[Gvac]

I can't believe some caller had to say something vulgar about Dave's baby girl on the day he announces the sex of his child.

Grow up people.

[attackkatt]

Dave "YOu can pet her" lol


Fezzie Will be a GREAT aunt to the kid

It has to be hard for ESD to act so retarded for so long.

[reillyluck]

i need new mafia life towels.

[DolaMight]

Dave should unite that callers face with his fist. Was that call screened in as is?

[jetdog]

Internet Nerds!!!

[Heather 8]

I can't believe some caller had to say something vulgar about Dave's baby girl on the day he announces the sex of his child.

Grow up people.

I can believe it. Frickin' morons.

[Heather 8]

i need new mafia life towels.

I'd rather have a Guinness towel.

[reillyluck]

I can't believe some caller had to say something vulgar about Dave's baby girl on the day he announces the sex of his child.

Grow up people.

i can. their called STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKERS. DIE.

[reillyluck]

I'd rather have a Guinness towel.

Im still upset i didnt get mine.

[Heather 8]

Im still upset i didnt get mine.

Tell me about it! :thumbdown:

[chubbyknuckles]

earl got a fucking raise? explain this to me

[Gvac]

Dave is the Ron Wood of the Ron and Fez show...he'll always be 'the new guy.'

[Dingbat_Charlie]

congrats to Thin Ice Dave!

[epo]

Hasn't Earl been on the show longer than ESD for more than 4 months?

[Jughead]

Fezzys shy bladder could play in to this bet...or bit whichever

[chubbyknuckles]

he was with o and a first, they pawned him to ron and fez

[Gvac]

Hasn't Earl been on the show longer than ESD for more than 4 months?

Nope. Ron and Fez came on XM September 2005. Dave officially joined the show in January of 2006.

[sailor]

dave's not being able to name the months in order was hilarious!

[WampusCrandle]

he was with o and a first, they pawned him to ron and fez

lord, what was Ron thinking that day

[DolaMight]

Fez, piss in a supersoaker spray it in daves ass, no peeping, problem solved.

[mikeyboy]

Hasn't Earl been on the show longer than ESD for more than 4 months?

No. The show started on XM in September of 2005, and Dave started with the show as a replacement for Harry in January of 2006.

[Gvac]

Little slow today mikeyboy.

[sailor]

Nope. Ron and Fez came on XM September 2005. Dave officially joined the show in January of 2006.

No. The show started on XM in September of 2005, and Dave started with the show as a replacement for Harry in January of 2006.

look, it's old-news mikey! :)

edit: me, too, apparently.

[mikeyboy]

worst listening thread ever

[Heather 8]

Little slow today mikeyboy.

Mikeyboy is to be treated with respect, dammit!

:innocent:

[chubbyknuckles]

lord, what was Ron thinking that day

probably, if slavery comes back in season, i'm sitting front row.

[IamPixie]

I'm crazy about guys who don't give a fuck about me.

[attackkatt]

dave's not being able to name the months in order was hilarious!

Is ESD this stupid in person? This has to be an act.:wallbash:

[chubbyknuckles]

Fez, piss in a supersoaker spray it in daves ass, no peeping, problem solved.

CALL THAT IN, NOW! So we don't have to sit through this bit all day

[WampusCrandle]

probably, if slavery comes back in season, i'm sitting front row.

unlike wearing white jeans, slavery is always in style

[EliSnow]

Just read the news about ESD and Casey having a girl.

Congrats!!!!

Given ESD's Super Bowl invitations, he probably won't steal the name Riley from me.

[EliSnow]

I'm crazy about guys who don't give a fuck about me.

Who cares about what you are crazy about?











:wink:

[thejives]

I'm crazy about guys who don't give a fuck about me.

Morning Buddays!
Did I mention I don't care about pixie?

[DolaMight]

CALL THAT IN, NOW! So we don't have to sit through this bit all day

Supersoakers are not in season in Manhattan, it'd be kinda tough to acquire. Come summer though every suit in the city packs one.

[ozzie]

Wait... Earl got a raise? And he told Dave?

Keep it to yourself next time, buddy.

[TjM]

Morning Buddays!
Did I mention I don't care about pixie?

I have her on ignore

[TjM]

I think Fezzie is blushing:clap:

[epo]

They gave Fez the same cheer they give Big A.

That gave me a big laugh.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

yeah!!!


go Fezzy!

[Gvac]

FEZ IN IN LOVE!!! :wub::wub::wub::wub:

[Heather 8]

Movement? Ew.

[biggestmexi]

whoa fezzie

:clap:

[ralphbxny]

Go Fezzy!!!

[IamPixie]

go fezzie! woot woot~

[attackkatt]

Supersoakers are not in season in Manhattan, it'd be kinda tough to acquire. Come summer though every suit in the city packs one.

Make him take a summers eve up the ass. Jasmin scented please or a fleet enima

[DolaMight]

I miss gay Fezzie.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

take it easy on Fezzy so he doesn't crawl back into his shell!!

[WampusCrandle]

what the hell?! Fez! this is great - never thought that he would do that!

[bobsnin]

shocking!!

[TjM]

I miss gay Fezzie.

He was the best

[hexy68]

I'm crazy about guys who don't give a fuck about me.

who is this pixie everyone is talking about?? :happy:

[The Nature Boy]

We need a coco picture!

[reillyluck]

Little slow today mikeyboy.

hey, watch your mouth!!!

worst listening thread ever

:lol:

[Chip196]

Uncle Ernie Rules!

[ralphbxny]

Fez in the lead in the contest and in his new 08 life!

[Knowledged_one]

so fez is cheating on his fiancee in Niagara falls

and Earl not jacking in 08 has to be false

[A.J.]

Movement? Ew.

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/costanza0726.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

I miss gay Fezzie.

me too

MAKE ROOM FOR STRAIGHT OR SEMI-BI-CURIOUS FEZ!

[OGC]

Today's gonna be the best show ever! You'll see!!!


Looks like GVAC is correct. It's a great show already.

:clap::clap::clap:

[ralphbxny]

Jackin Fezzie is the best!

[thejives]

Are we sure coco is a female?

[nate1000]

Just to clarify- the bet was pee IN his butt, not pee ON his butt, correct?

[Gvac]

Looks like GVAC is correct. It's a great show already.

:clap::clap::clap:


Thank you rich.

Greatest Listening Thread ever too!

Who's better than me?

[RAAMONE]

Supersoakers are not in season in Manhattan, it'd be kinda tough to acquire. Come summer though every suit in the city packs one.

supersoak that hoooooee!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Thank you rich.

Greatest Listening Thread ever too!

Who's better than me?

Gvac Mobile, Duh!!!

[bobsnin]

Fezzie - "Straight in 0-8"

[epo]

Thank you rich.

Greatest Listening Thread ever too!

Who's better than me?

http://chris-kanyon.navajo.cz/chris-kanyon.jpg

[JoeV2]

Fezzie keeps this up he could get his own Livestrong bracelet...

http://www.reminderband.com/i/hitter_small.jpg

[nate1000]

Boo.
A Marine- that's the worst kind of betrayal. The dude's risking his life for you and you bang his wife? Lowest form of human scum.

[reillyluck]

Thank you rich.

Greatest Listening Thread ever too!

Who's better than me?

youre so great, you can do the rest this week.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://chris-kanyon.navajo.cz/chris-kanyon.jpg

:lol:

It should be who gayer than Kanyon now

[attackkatt]

Just to clarify- the bet was pee IN his butt, not pee ON his butt, correct?

Ok, empty out a summers eve and let fez piss in it

[Gvac]

youre so great, you can do the rest this week.

Thanks reilly, but I prefer to think of myself as the world's greatest pinch hitter. Kinda like Kirk Gibson coming off the bench in the World Series and knocking one out of the park.

[aceofspades7]

isn't coco the name of the "chick" who stole jimmy's glasses?

[EliSnow]

youre so great, you can do the rest this week.

But later in the day, please. I want to one of the first five posting in every listening thread, and I don't want to get up early to do so.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

youre so great, you can do the rest this week.

http://koti.phnet.fi/mahti/cuja/_sarcasm_detector.jpg

I am getting a very high reading

[thejives]

THis is sooooo fucking funny.

"Why isn't it the fez and ron show?"

[Gvac]

Boo.
A Marine- that's the worst kind of betrayal. The dude's risking his life for you and you bang his wife? Lowest form of human scum.

Sometimes the woman isn't happy at all in the relationship and it was deteriorating already. Maybe the guy didn't 'steal' the woman away as much as she voluntarily left.

[epo]

Did ESD just say it was admirable to hit on another guy's chick?

[ralphbxny]

I have pursued a married woman and a woman in a relationship when I was a Younger man. I feel bad about one of the chicks and not the other. They both are not in the relationships still, but I wont do it again.

[reillyluck]

Thanks reilly, but I prefer to think of myself as the world's greatest pinch hitter. Kinda like Kirk Gibson coming off the bench in the World Series and knocking one out of the park.

umm.....who said you had a choice?

[hubdog420]

if theres going to be a girl cumming between ron and fez i want to see!

[ralphbxny]

http://chris-kanyon.navajo.cz/chris-kanyon.jpg

:clap:

[Gvac]

umm.....who said you had a choice?

I just won't put one up. Then whoever does will be labeled 'small dick' or 'huge stank vagina.'

You said that would be the mod quote of "anyone who starts the Listening Thread besides Gvac."

[Heather 8]

isn't coco the name of the "chick" who stole jimmy's glasses?

And the name of Dave's favorite canine?

[chubbyknuckles]

coco is the monkey from smokey and the bandit?

[reillyluck]

I just won't put one up. Then whoever does will be labeled 'small dick' or 'huge stank vagina.'

You said that would be the mod quote of "anyone who starts the Listening Thread besides Gvac."

that was for today's listening thread. New rules will take effect shortly.

[OGC]

Thank you rich.

.....

Who's better than me?


I don't know if I'd go that far. :down:

[buzzard]

http://www.commoncraft.com/archives/jerk%20copy.gif

My cigars just arrived! Yipee!(I ran out Friday) :clap:

[epo]

coco is the monkey from smokey and the bandit?

There is no monkey in "Smokey & the Bandit".

[nate1000]

Sometimes the woman isn't happy at all in the relationship and it was deteriorating already. Maybe the guy didn't 'steal' the woman away as much as she voluntarily left.

Maybe. But I think a serviceman deserves the benefit of the doubt. It reeks of scumminess.

[Gvac]

that was for today's listening thread. New rules will take effect shortly.

Remember when you used to...?

[FUNKMAN]

there are 'strong willed' people and 'weak willed' people. yes people can be coerced, manipulated, and you can say 'taken away' in some circumstances

[reillyluck]

Remember when you used to...?

AND it better be on time. No 6-9:30am bullshit.


and i do.

[epo]

Maybe. But I think a serviceman deserves the benefit of the doubt. It reeks of scumminess.

What about the woman? Who is to say that his service outways her happiness?

[sailor]

i think a marriage that breaks up after 10 years is still a failure, but that's just me.

[reillyluck]

MOE!!!! :clap:

[nate1000]

What about the woman? Who is to say that his service outways her happiness?

If she wants to leave him, then she should. But own it. Leave him- don't dick around with another man.

[FUNKMAN]

MOE!!!! :clap:

he's very smooth on the phone!

[Heather 8]

i think a marriage that breaks up after 10 years is still a failure, but that's just me.

Not just you. My dad's a multiple failure when it comes to "long" marriages. He's miserable when he's hitched, happier unattached, yet he's got his sights set on his future ex.

[buzzard]

i think a marriage that breaks up after 10 years is still a failure, but that's just me.

I concur completely!

[Hottub]

Nj_dmm!!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

MOE!!!! :clap:

HI!!!!11!!%*%^!*@^!!!!

[chubbyknuckles]

There is no monkey in "Smokey & the Bandit".

well , then, the shitty burt reynolds sally field flick

[Heather 8]

Oh, WRONG WRONG WRONG!

[buzzard]

AlabamaMan? what say you? :lol:

[reillyluck]

YOU SHOULDNT FUCK YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER. :wacko:

[ralphbxny]

Brother sister sex used to happen alot more before. I think Society, human and your genes its bad but on an animal level its fine. Its a crazy thing!

[chubbyknuckles]

I concur completely!

yeah, i agree with you guys. I mean the entire theory for getting married, is to be with one person to go through life with, as PARTNERS. Ups and downs. If you're cheating at all then you aren't interested in being partners your interested in always putting yourself ahead of everything. You're lust or sex, whatever.

[hexy68]

AlabamaMan? what say you? :lol:

i haven't laughed that loud in a long time buzz :clap::laugh::lol:

[ralphbxny]

AlabamaMan? what say you? :lol:

I didnt want to go there but Im glad you did !!!

[chubbyknuckles]

YOU SHOULDNT FUCK YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER. :wacko:

SURE, NOW YOU TELL ME. A month late and a dollar short honey

[Hottub]

Sorry A-Man.