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mikeyboy
01-15-2008, 02:14 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3568

IamPixie
01-15-2008, 02:14 PM
Dear God!

IamPixie
01-15-2008, 02:15 PM
I hope yerdaddy is pleased with himself.

Furtherman
01-15-2008, 02:16 PM
HOLE




LEE




MAJORS






SHIT




http://www.cricketweb.net/forum/images/smilies/animated/jawdrop.gif

Dingbat_Charlie
01-15-2008, 02:18 PM
another bullet point on ESD's resume

MadMatt
01-15-2008, 02:18 PM
Ugghh! Get a tan!

FUNKMAN
01-15-2008, 02:19 PM
fez is writing his name on that lily white ass

OGC
01-15-2008, 02:21 PM
Ugghh! Get a tan!


A tan, he needs to get an ASS.

Holy fuck that is wrong in so many ways.

Earlshog
01-15-2008, 02:21 PM
sweet lord!:surrender:

Gvac
01-15-2008, 02:21 PM
New batch material!

AWESOME!

silera
01-15-2008, 02:23 PM
I expected his ass to be more splotchy but its quite creamy in tone.

Furtherman
01-15-2008, 02:25 PM
I expected his ass to be more splotchy but its quite creamy in tone.

You know, I thought the same thing after I washed my eyes out with bleach.

King Hippos Bandaid
01-15-2008, 02:25 PM
well I checked this at work, anyone want to buy a cruise before im fired

TeeBone
01-15-2008, 02:27 PM
Dave will do anything to be on air 'talent.'
A day where any proud father announces to his friends and family (or in this case a national radio audience) the details of a sonogram, is a day where another man SHOULD urinate in your anus. We are proud of you, Dave. You are building bridges to a bright future for your child.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:nDPqACN6hLvQ8M:http://www.sqlservercentral.com/images/ssc/editorials/sonogram.png


if you listen closely, you can hear the utterance, "Help me."

TheGameHHH
01-15-2008, 02:30 PM
wow........just wow

Snacks
01-15-2008, 02:30 PM
Im not even joking. There is something seriously wrong with him. How does any man allow another to pee on his ass?

Death Metal Moe
01-15-2008, 02:31 PM
Finally, now Fez and he are even.

AKA
01-15-2008, 02:32 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/840501/holy_shit.jpg

Tall_James
01-15-2008, 02:33 PM
Its like a real-life version of a redneck window decal. That is once you replace the Chevrolet logo with Dave's pasty ass.

http://www.northeastdecals.com/Calvin%20Peeing%20decal.gif

samechick
01-15-2008, 02:33 PM
Kinda looks like Dave's skin is getting irritated where the pee is hitting it. Does Fez have toxic urine?

AKA
01-15-2008, 02:34 PM
Mikey - I do not detect even a remote smidge of pride in having to post this here.

:unsure:

Tall_James
01-15-2008, 02:35 PM
I guess what disturbs me most is that where they are looks like a kitchen area.

buzzard
01-15-2008, 02:39 PM
that's one poll option I hope never to see again:ohmy:

drjoek
01-15-2008, 02:39 PM
I have a new Screeen Saver:clap:

Gvac
01-15-2008, 02:40 PM
God I can't wait for the "Eat Shit Grandma" challenge!!

thejives
01-15-2008, 02:42 PM
just revolting.
Fez should have much better headphones.

TheMojoPin
01-15-2008, 02:42 PM
Im not even joking. There is something seriously wrong with him. How does any man allow another to pee on his ass?

Jellyfish sting.

Dave cheated. That much desperate clenching shouldn't be allowed. He's making it "pee ON butt," not "pee IN butt."

DO-OVER.

IrishAlkey
01-15-2008, 02:46 PM
Not for nothing but I've been throwing around the "fuck it from behind" random reply for well over a year at this point.

I'm pretty sure Yerdaddy even has that in his sig quote.

Just sayin'.

Tenbatsuzen
01-15-2008, 02:53 PM
I guess what disturbs me most is that where they are looks like a kitchen area.

Mailroom. USPS bucket on the counter. Looks like a cookie jar. Computer's right there too. Not a kitchen.

Brad_Rush
01-15-2008, 02:54 PM
That would make a nice picture for East Side's Wikipedia page.

JDE
01-15-2008, 02:54 PM
For my first post on here, I had to choose today about this show. I was in my car at the end of the show, and luckily I was not driving, sitting in a parking lot, as I could not stop laughing, so hard my stomach was killing me from the laughs.

Now I get online and see this picture, and I am laughing all over again, plus with some of you with your posts.

Thank you Ron & Fez and Dave for making today one funny fucking day.


Jason

Furtherman
01-15-2008, 02:59 PM
God I can't wait for the "Eat Shit Grandma" challenge!!

New baby + Beanie.

It could happen.

Flea_Man
01-15-2008, 03:08 PM
omg

thejives
01-15-2008, 03:09 PM
For my first post on here, I had to choose today about this show. I was in my car at the end of the show, and luckily I was not driving, sitting in a parking lot, as I could not stop laughing, so hard my stomach was killing me from the laughs.

Now I get online and see this picture, and I am laughing all over again, plus with some of you with your posts.

Thank you Ron & Fez and Dave for making today one funny fucking day.


Jason

Welcome Jason!
We're glad you made it home safe :laugh:

stinkbud
01-15-2008, 03:20 PM
Umm, is anyone else wishing Fezzie had a severe bout of pee-shyness??? Some images just cannot be un-seen!

smiler grogan
01-15-2008, 03:30 PM
I call bullshit on the whole cottin pickin thing (sorry Earl). Urine is basically sterile and since Fezzie is the 86yr. old virgin its almost like spring water coming out of his weiner.
pssh this show......really slacking so far in 08.:thumbdown:

trying out a new grumpy response style needs a pinch more surly I think.

DiabloSammich
01-15-2008, 03:35 PM
The maniac will do anything for that goddamned Beanie Cup.

Zorro
01-15-2008, 03:43 PM
Jellyfish sting.

Dave cheated. That much desperate clenching shouldn't be allowed. He's making it "pee ON butt," not "pee IN butt."

DO-OVER.

He only clenched at the begining. As the warmth rolled down the back of his thigh he loosend then began to reexamine his needs and desires.

undressa
01-15-2008, 03:43 PM
although u can tell he is clenching, he does have a rather nice but, sort of:laugh:

AKA
01-15-2008, 03:50 PM
I just hope that the new people finding ronfez.net because this thread is linked on their favorite festish blogs stick around to discover everything else we have to offer.

http://sf.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/12/Welcome%20mat.JPG

I Like Almonds
01-15-2008, 03:58 PM
I hope Dave cleaned himself up correctly... he's gonna end up with a diaper rash.

mikeyboy
01-15-2008, 04:28 PM
We decided against putting that on the front page.

Franklyn
01-15-2008, 04:31 PM
We decided against putting that on the front page.

I am sooooooooooo glad about that. I don't know what to say about this. I was hoping it was a bit. lol.

Gvac
01-15-2008, 04:32 PM
Hey Franklyn!

Sorry about your Colts buddy! :tongue:

Franklyn
01-15-2008, 04:33 PM
HAHAHHAHA they are my second team though.

ralphbxny
01-15-2008, 04:37 PM
HAHAHHAHA they are my second team though.

Sure!!!

ralphbxny
01-15-2008, 04:38 PM
I am Proud my 10k post happend on this day!

ESD is the best!

JerseyRich
01-15-2008, 04:41 PM
That is the reason the internets were invented.

Great job Al Gore!

topless_mike
01-15-2008, 04:47 PM
dave should be glad its fez, and not earl.
earl's might hang low enough to make contact.

WampusCrandle
01-15-2008, 04:54 PM
1. dave has a horrible ass
2. Fez has nice hair
3. does it smell like asparagus
4. i dont know if i should be disgusted with dave or be proud of Fez

cigarsandscotch
01-15-2008, 04:55 PM
http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/CigarsScotch/Pee_In_Butt.gif

sailor
01-15-2008, 04:57 PM
bit.


j/k. is that a kitchen?

djjd
01-15-2008, 04:58 PM
i haven't heard the show yet, but i had to look

i would have pegged fez for pee shy

IMSlacker
01-15-2008, 04:59 PM
Anybody want a PiMB sig? I made all of these for Yerdaddy, and so far they've gone to waste.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PIMBsig2.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PIMBsig3.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PiMBsig4.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PiMBsig5.png

sailor
01-15-2008, 05:00 PM
Anybody want a PiMB sig? I made all of these for Yerdaddy, and so far they've gone to waste.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PIMBsig2.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PIMBsig3.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PiMBsig4.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PiMBsig5.png

nice work!

Team_Ramrod
01-15-2008, 05:01 PM
God, I am so fuckin horny right now!

Marc with a c
01-15-2008, 05:05 PM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PiMBsig5.png

what the crap? i shant be voting for butt peeing.

let it be known

good stuff cigar

IMSlacker
01-15-2008, 05:08 PM
God I can't wait for the "Eat Shit Grandma" challenge!!

I've got a sig for that too.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/ESGsigMarc.jpg

TheMojoPin
01-15-2008, 05:09 PM
Anybody want a PiMB sig? I made all of these for Yerdaddy, and so far they've gone to waste.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PIMBsig2.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PIMBsig3.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PiMBsig4.png

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/PiMBsig5.png

Thanks, Slacker!

ralphbxny
01-15-2008, 05:16 PM
http://capgraphics.net/Wackbag/Animations/CigarsScotch/Pee_In_Butt.gif

This fuckin rules man!

Basedow
01-15-2008, 05:22 PM
i think i might be relieved.....i mean it sounded so traumatizing to dave on the air...i thought pic would be so much worse with caked poopies on dave ass cheeks.

codenhead
01-15-2008, 05:55 PM
omg

FUNKMAN
01-15-2008, 05:57 PM
suprised Fez wasn't jackin it instead

Drunky McBetidont
01-15-2008, 06:11 PM
i wonder if norton has batched to this yet? i am so proud of fez for getting over his pee shy. i heard urine helps hair grow, i wonder if dave's ass will grow a bush? god i hope this makes drudge report

Freakshow
01-15-2008, 06:13 PM
Not for nothing but I've been throwing around the "fuck it from behind" random reply for well over a year at this point.

I'm pretty sure Yerdaddy even has that in his sig quote.

Just sayin'.

I think the payoff for the Earl and Fez have to get laid challenge would technically be fuck it from behind. Maybe we can lobby Ron to start calling it that?

THE JOYKILLER
01-15-2008, 06:14 PM
Christ on a pony!

Damn Dave.
:surrender:

Hottub
01-15-2008, 06:18 PM
cigarsandscotch,

Fucking Brilliant!:clap:

spadanko
01-15-2008, 06:25 PM
holy fuck

FUNKMAN
01-15-2008, 06:29 PM
Not for nothing but I've been throwing around the "fuck it from behind" random reply for well over a year at this point.

I'm pretty sure Yerdaddy even has that in his sig quote.

Just sayin'.

not surprised...

you know some people that come out to the ron and fez board come out just to read you

:tongue:

DarkHippie
01-15-2008, 06:35 PM
Radio Gold!

Dash77
01-15-2008, 06:38 PM
Unbelievable, just unbelievable:ohmy::ohmy:

roefmLI
01-15-2008, 07:44 PM
uh....well ok then:blink:

HAWK4475
01-15-2008, 08:22 PM
wow, dave really is a trooper when it comes to that stuff. his screams are priceless. :laugh:

cigarsandscotch
01-15-2008, 08:28 PM
Thanks to all that enjoyed he photoshop. I'm glad if I made anyone smile with that one, because it cost me some machismo at home. My wife walked into my computer room and asked "ewwww, what the fuck are you doing?" as I was working on isolating Dave's ass for the animation.

The worst part is that this wasn't my most embarrassing "need to explain to my wife image". Recently I did a Lemonparty photoshop. I had to save the image in order to work on it. All the images I save end up in the "My Pictures" folder. My wife was uploading pics from our camera and came across a photo of 3 old guys getting it on (in case you aren't familiar with the pic). I then had to explain that it is internets famous and I was working on a parody. To relieve any doubt that I don't have a fetish involving sex with male senior citizens I told her I was considering a photoshop of 2girls1cup and showed her that. She covered her eyes and left the room yelling "Uuuuuuckkkkk!". I really thought she would stop asking questions about my down time until today. For now on I will do my PS's when she is sleeping or at work.

Yerdaddy
01-15-2008, 08:30 PM
I hope yerdaddy is pleased with himself.

http://www.mugshots.org/sports/marv-albert.jpg

Yes!

tnbt23
01-16-2008, 02:25 AM
i dont see why everyone is crapping on Dave for "allowing" this to happen.. but what about Fezzie for actually doing it? who says they will actually pee in someone's butt and then does it? FOR SHAME FEZZIE... SHAME! although, i always wondered how it would work to pee in the butt. now i know.

PapaBear
01-16-2008, 02:34 AM
FOR SHAME FEZZIE... SHAME!
NO... Great job Fez!!!! I can't wait until Billy Mays starts marketing "Shame Be Gone". Now that's a product I'd buy!

Cleophus James
01-16-2008, 03:54 AM
Well at least that wasn't a bit.

A.J.
01-16-2008, 04:24 AM
Talk about streaming live!

http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/horn800.jpg

Hosp
01-16-2008, 04:34 AM
Finally, a bit with a payoff. I feel bad that Fez is almost standing completely sideways and there's not even a hint of penis. If nothing else, I'll give Dave that he is committed. And I remember when I was a kid how I would get made fun of because of my dad's comb over (which was a sight to see), L'il lady McDonald better be born with thick skin.

topless_mike
01-16-2008, 04:36 AM
wow.
fez has to really arch forward to see whats goin on down below.


just sayin......

biggestmexi
01-16-2008, 04:47 AM
one solid stream there?


Fezzie should have had an all day diet of asparagus.

donnie_darko
01-16-2008, 04:52 AM
hey..guesswhatttt...davegotpeeinhisbutttt

Snacks
01-16-2008, 04:59 AM
He will be a great role model and father to his child.

Jujubees2
01-16-2008, 05:13 AM
What's worse. This or when Billy Staples took a dump on Al Dukes' paycheck?

Drunky McBetidont
01-16-2008, 05:15 AM
What's worse. This or when Billy Staples took a dump on Al Dukes' paycheck?

worse? or better?

Snacks
01-16-2008, 05:20 AM
What's worse. This or when Billy Staples took a dump on Al Dukes' paycheck?

this no question. allowing someone to pee on your ass is prostituting yourself for a paycheck. In all seriousness I dont see how anyone can respect this man. Im a little shocked fez actually did it.

Drunky McBetidont
01-16-2008, 05:25 AM
this no question. allowing someone to pee on your ass is prostituting yourself for a paycheck. In all seriousness I dont see how anyone can respect this man. Im a little shocked fez actually did it.

i dont get the judgement here. he was paying off a bet. he wasn't doing it to make up for the pizza face incident or keep his job.

Golfman
01-16-2008, 05:51 AM
Ummmmmmmm. Okay then, good job Fez??? I guess?

Snacks
01-16-2008, 06:16 AM
i dont get the judgement here. he was paying off a bet. he wasn't doing it to make up for the pizza face incident or keep his job.

I dont care if its paying off on a bet. the fact that he continues to bet these things and make an ass of himself and let people piss on him tattoo stupid shit on his body and whatever else he does is just bad. How would you feel if your father was doing everything he has and continues to do? Britney got shit for shaving her head. This is 10 times worse and simply disgusting. I think he has every right to do it, but im allowed to state my opinion of what I think of him. Whats next doing a video of 2 guys 1 cup and hes the one eating the shit?

johnfromstateni
01-16-2008, 12:06 PM
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3568


MY EYES!!!! OH SWEET JEZIZ!!! MY EEEEYYYYYEEESSSS!!!!!!!

:wallbash:

Furtherman
01-16-2008, 12:22 PM
The goggles! They do nothing!

Stankfoot
01-16-2008, 01:56 PM
Way to go Fez! Who would have thought a guy who couldn't pee in the bathroom if another guy was in the room can now whip it out and pee on a guy's butt in a public place! And such a strong stream! We are all so proud of you!!

:thumbup: :clap: :thumbup:

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 02:22 PM
fez is a piss champion!

Doogie
01-16-2008, 02:29 PM
Holy shit. I laughed my fucking balls off once I saw this photo!! Well played gentleman, well played.
:clap: :thumbup: :laugh:

stump12
01-16-2008, 02:44 PM
Does anyone else find it further disturbing that some of that pee had to splash onto daves clothes and he had to go home smelling like piss?
Dammnit Fallon fix my sig pic!!!!

Fez4Prez
01-16-2008, 02:49 PM
This is fucking bullshit! Fez is just coping bits from Howard Stern at this point. When can we start hearing some uncensored radio. :flush:

CaptClown
01-16-2008, 02:54 PM
I cannot unsee that. I just may try to wash my eyes out with bleach.

weedwacker
01-16-2008, 03:01 PM
So proud of you Fez. Congradulations ESD,

PopPop
01-16-2008, 03:40 PM
Dang. I work for the post office and now I will be thinking about that picture for a long time when I see one of those white plastic tubs. Gawd, I hope those never make it my office.:glurps:

Dingbat_Charlie
01-16-2008, 04:01 PM
The goggles! They do nothing!


http://thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Home_Entertainment/The_Ultimate/goggles.jpg

Lillibaby
01-16-2008, 04:03 PM
Let this be a lesson to you, Dave: Arch that ass if you want the piss to actually go in next time...

bobrobot
01-16-2008, 07:29 PM
This just in... ESD is pregnant!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/eyespin.gif

Leticia
01-16-2008, 08:30 PM
I have thoughts...

WillfulBoy
01-16-2008, 10:05 PM
I was hoping they'd post a better angle so we could see Fez's acorn. Just thinking about it filled me up a bit.

It must've really been really cold in that studio to have Fezzy shrivled so much that we can't even see a piece of it at this angle.


The way he talked on air I expected to see him pissing on his own balls.

Anyway, at least now we know who's the master and who's the real slave boy.


"Take this you little drunken red-headed ass fuck. I'll shove your face in pizza boy". You better think about who's name is on the show next time you come up with another stupid unfunny bit...you lttle lilly-white douchebag."

"I've never heard about you shoving Strummer's face in his food. You're really turning into one of the mean girls, you jackass."

"Hey Ronnie, can I shit on him now?"


Great aim there Fezzy :thumbup: :clap: :flush: I hope you made him clean up every smelly drop of your piss too.
"Clean it up now you red-headed fuck, use your tongue and lick every drop off my cock and balls"

westcoastcasey
01-16-2008, 10:28 PM
This just in... ESD is pregnant!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/eyespin.gif

He'll be giving birth to redheaded turds.:flush:

DESMO22
01-16-2008, 10:40 PM
One step closer to a Golden shower, have fun Casey, you must be so proud of Dave.:drunk:

vegeta
01-17-2008, 04:04 AM
Fez is a blonde urinating god!

ralphbxny
01-17-2008, 04:30 AM
What's worse. This or when Billy Staples took a dump on Al Dukes' paycheck?

This is way worse than dumping on a pay check:flush:...which makes it better!

FarAway
01-17-2008, 04:46 AM
Well, score another point for senior citizen Jackass on the show.

I really wish they would get this out of their system already. It's tired, tired stuff that young men do better.

stump12
01-17-2008, 06:02 PM
Dang. I work for the post office and now I will be thinking about that picture for a long time when I see one of those white plastic tubs. Gawd, I hope those never make it my office.:glurps:

Shit me too. I didnt even think that I might one day handle those tubs.
OH THE HORROR

AnnoyedGrunt
01-18-2008, 02:23 PM
I thought this was supposed to be pee IN the butt, not ON the butt.

IamFogHat
01-18-2008, 02:41 PM
I was hoping they'd post a better angle so we could see Fez's acorn. Just thinking about it filled me up a bit.

It must've really been really cold in that studio to have Fezzy shrivled so much that we can't even see a piece of it at this angle.


The way he talked on air I expected to see him pissing on his own balls.

Anyway, at least now we know who's the master and who's the real slave boy.


"Take this you little drunken red-headed ass fuck. I'll shove your face in pizza boy". You better think about who's name is on the show next time you come up with another stupid unfunny bit...you lttle lilly-white douchebag."

"I've never heard about you shoving Strummer's face in his food. You're really turning into one of the mean girls, you jackass."

"Hey Ronnie, can I shit on him now?"


Great aim there Fezzy :thumbup: :clap: :flush: I hope you made him clean up every smelly drop of your piss too.
"Clean it up now you red-headed fuck, use your tongue and lick every drop off my cock and balls"

Winner of the most thought out first post ever...Or possibly least thought out.