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Gvac
01-15-2008, 04:13 PM
What should I put in my Corn Flakes?

Yes, it's my dinner. I'm sick to death of take-out and it's all I have in the house.

thejives
01-15-2008, 04:14 PM
Raisins if you're pouring rum on the cereal.

bananas if you;re pouring baileys on the cereal.

sailor
01-15-2008, 04:15 PM
i'd make a fixed income joke, but it'd get me yelled at.

DiabloSammich
01-15-2008, 04:15 PM
If this is what the threads will be like under the new regime I'll have no part of it sir.


Good day.






And the correct answer is bananas.

djjd
01-15-2008, 04:17 PM
both, go nuts (hell add some nuts if you got 'em)

thejives
01-15-2008, 04:18 PM
both, go nuts (hell add some nuts if you got 'em)

Oh Gvac has nuts.

he definitely has nuts.

King Hippos Bandaid
01-15-2008, 04:21 PM
Bananas


Raisins are for the old and poor

WampusCrandle
01-15-2008, 04:27 PM
raisins

i dont like anything resembling cut up dick in my cereal, sorry!

midwestjeff
01-15-2008, 04:29 PM
Raisins. Save the bananas for your next date with Boss.

FUNKMAN
01-15-2008, 04:34 PM
bananas

fruit cocktail is good too

Marc with a c
01-15-2008, 04:37 PM
b-a-n-a-n-a annas

mikeyboy
01-15-2008, 04:39 PM
melt cheese over a thin layer of cornflakes and make corn flake nachos.

djjd
01-15-2008, 04:41 PM
Oh Gvac is nuts.

he definitely is nuts.

fixed your mistake

topless_mike
01-15-2008, 04:50 PM
depends.
bananas will back you up.
raisins will let the juices flow.
so it depends if you want to to run to the toilet clenched so hard you could make a pearl, or if you want to hold on to the side of the toilet and pray to god that the childbirth will be over soon.

Gvac
01-15-2008, 04:52 PM
depends.
bananas will back you up.
raisins will let the juices flow.
so it depends if you want to to run to the toilet clenched so hard you could make a pearl, or if you want to hold on to the side of the toilet and pray to god that the childbirth will be over soon.

You know, people have been telling me that my whole life, and yet the exact opposite is true with me. If I have more than one banana I'm shitting my brains out.

TheGameHHH
01-15-2008, 05:02 PM
i gotta teach you to cook buddy. i cant have a grown man like you living off corn flakes for dinner.

Gvac
01-15-2008, 05:08 PM
i gotta teach you to cook buddy. i cant have a grown man like you living off corn flakes for dinner.

Thanks buddy, I appreciate that...but it's OK. I have cigarettes too.

Tall_James
01-15-2008, 05:13 PM
depends.

No, that's what he's wearing to bed tonight.

TheGameHHH
01-15-2008, 05:15 PM
Thanks buddy, I appreciate that...but it's OK. I have cigarettes too.

ohhhhhhh, you have cigarettes too? well then obviously you're alright. its just that you didnt mention that the first time around.

ralphbxny
01-15-2008, 05:18 PM
Bananas! Raisins are for old people...oops!

Chip196
01-15-2008, 05:35 PM
I would have gone with bananas ... I miss cigarettes!!!!! as long as you have them you're doing better than me.

IMSlacker
01-15-2008, 05:39 PM
I'm guessing the corn flakes have been eaten and it's too late for my advice. I just hope you made the right decision.

bananas, don't be stupid!

HBox
01-15-2008, 06:16 PM
Take the cornflakes, put them in a bowl. Then take some pieces of cheesecake, dip them in batter, cover them with corn flakes, fry them, you have yourself some fried cheesecake.

reillyluck
01-15-2008, 06:19 PM
well? what did you have. My guess is bananas. ew. :tongue:

thejives
01-15-2008, 06:23 PM
He's been posting this whole time obsessing over it.
He hasn't eaten at all.

drjoek
01-15-2008, 06:26 PM
raisins

i dont like anything resembling cut up dick in my cereal, sorry!

Those raisins don't remind you of a shriveled up dick do they?

thejives
01-15-2008, 06:28 PM
raisins

i dont like anything resembling cut up dick in my cereal, sorry!

Those raisins don't remind you of a shriveled up dick do they?

To wampus, everything but an old lady looks like a dick.

He's starving to death.

HBox
01-15-2008, 06:31 PM
He's been posting this whole time obsessing over it.
He hasn't eaten at all.

He's probably just been jerking our chain the whole time. He's not eating at all.

DAMMIT GVAC!!! WE HAVE LIVES TOO!!!! WE CAN'T SIT HERE OBSESSING ABOUT YOUR CORN FLAKES!!!!!!

thejives
01-15-2008, 06:34 PM
He's probably just been jerking our chain the whole time. He's not eating at all.

DAMMIT GVAC!!! WE HAVE LIVES TOO!!!! WE CAN'T SIT HERE OBSESSING ABOUT YOUR CORN FLAKES!!!!!!

For fuck's sake HBox, it's ok.

We LITERALLY have nothing better to do.

A.J.
01-16-2008, 04:11 AM
Beer. Kill two birds with one stone.

Justice4all
01-16-2008, 07:27 AM
End your dillema,

Take a bowl of Rasin Bran and put bananas in them.

End of problem

Rasins: high in iron
Bananas: high in potassium.

I have never heard that bananas back up your system. Most fruit helps you go better, not the other way around. That is what BRAN/Fibers do. They bind you up.

RhinoinMN
01-16-2008, 07:35 AM
That is what BRAN/Fibers do. They bind you up.

Refried beans have a very high fiber content (8grams/serving).

Eat a whole cans worth and see what happens.

I prefer raisins. They remind me of cold nipples.