The RON Network...

[tommyzman]

Well, since fucking Oprah the goddess from hell is starting her own TV Network (called OWN - Oprah Winfrey Network) featuring TV programming that she dictates and approves, I say it's about goddamned time for the RON NETWORK.

This will be TV shows with subject matter picked exclusively by Heir Bennington, running 24 / 7. This will be the official network "that don't make you a bad person."

Let's help Ronnie with some suggestions for programming. I'll start off with a few...

Cigars for My Buddays
The Fez For All
3 Minutes with Steve Carlton
How to Make a Philly-fucking cheese steak
Queer Eye for Earl –
The guys from QE get Mr. Douglas out of the black and looking metro funky-ass.

[A.J.]

"How To Look Like A Million Bucks".

[drjoek]

Hoagie H-O-A-G-I-E
12-1pm M-F

[DOHO@HOME]

This Is A Show That Helps Grown Men Grow A Pair And Work Out The Little Boy Out Of Them When Dealing With Mother.

[debit]

Infomerical - How to goof off in high school, do a lot of drugs, never work a 40 hour week and fall ass backwards into fame and success.

[tommyzman]

Infomerical - How to goof off in high school, do a lot of drugs, never work a 40 hour week and fall ass backwards into fame and success.

Sounds like the ultimate reality show to me.

[djjd]

Dr. Bennington: It Don't Make You A Bad Person

the ultimate self help program

[Enabler]

Desserts: And Why they are part of the meal.

[Furtherman]

"Two Dollar Tips"

How to make friends and improve your life - two bucks at time.

[BoondockSaint]

"Painting on Carpets and Other Slumlord Innovations with Rapp."

[djjd]

"Two Dollar Tips"

How to make friends and improve your life - two bucks at time.

fez could run a segment on how to use a tip calculator to avoid the embarrassing 200% tip

[Team_Ramrod]

Blah blah blah blah blah......


Tommy?

[Furtherman]

"I've Got My Own Television Show"

[Furtherman]

"Get Me The Large Knife!" - a cooking show.

[midwestjeff]

Ron and Fez, noon to three.

[Jughead]

Ive got my eye on you!!!!

[djjd]

billy staples could fill in on holidays

Billy Presents: A Very Filthy (insert holiday of choice)

[roefmLI]

How to look like "a million bucks!"

[Jubjubs]

Fuckin' Starvin'. with Chef David Burke

[The Jays]

"Nice Girls, Nice Families" Dr. Ronald Bennington helps young women re-acclimate themselves to a world where they don't have to spread their legs for money.

[Furtherman]

"How To Look Like A Million Bucks".

How to look like "a million bucks!"

Are you kidding? We're still on one page for this thread too!

[PanterA]

celebrity relapse, with host Ron Bennington.

[RADIO-SHARK]

The Magic of Maps... An hour of the joy presenting the thrills of Map reading..

[ralphbxny]

a cooking show called-Dessert is part of the meal!

[barjockey]

Into the Great wide open Tom Petty

[Furtherman]

Desserts: And Why they are part of the meal.

a cooking show called-Dessert is part of the meal!

Ralph!

[barjockey]

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"You know for kids"
love the coen bros. openings:clap::clap:

[Enabler]

Ralph!

a cooking show called-Dessert is part of the meal!

Desserts: And Why they are part of the meal.


thanks furtherman.

[thejives]

Don't forget
The Big Ass 9-Year-Old Brawl

And in prime time
Ron Bennington Unmasks David Bowie

[Enabler]

Worst Travesty's of all time: Episode 1,The 1994 Academy Awards

[Hottub]

Your host Ron Bennington gives you tips and important information on how to take out the whole town.

[ToLEEdo]

Zman can do a show like Frank Caliendo's where he does his impressions the whole time.

[joethebartender]

Growing up Donkey.
(brought to you by...Febreze)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/DavesHaircut003Small.jpg

[drjoek]

Late night programming

Tipping for Dummies Hosted by Ronnie two Bucks

Special guest Fez Whatley

[ralphbxny]

Ron B talk show...


Sure you have a movie coming out but I have two radio shows so we are both doing well!

[ralphbxny]

Art Show Hosted by Shark and Mark Ecko-Tag the Sky!

[drjoek]

Lots of i 57 Ignite Commercials
with Cha de Bugre

[SatCam]

repeats of all these shows

[tommyzman]

Ron B talk show...
Sure you have a movie coming out but I have two radio shows so we are both doing well!

Now THAT's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

[tommyzman]

Zman can do a show like Frank Caliendo's where he does his impressions the whole time.

God help me you guys would murder my ass.
Now a cigar show with Ronnie would be another thing...

[Jinxy McHippo]

God help me you guys would murder my ass.
Now a cigar show with Ronnie would be another thing...

Fezzie, Fezzie...... we have cigars here Fezzie, Fezzie

GEEEEEEEEE-MEN

[tommyzman]

Fezzie, Fezzie...... we have cigars here Fezzie, Fezzie

GEEEEEEEEE-MEN

Hey Jinxy, that was pretty good! You sounded like me doing Captain Kirk and Ronnie.


And, YEAH TO THE NY FOOTBALL GIANTS!

[TeeBone]

10 p.m. - Who wants to take a stun gun to the neck?
It would start with two contestants taking stun gun shots to various body parts. The winner of the game would have to take a stun gun to the neck.

10:30 p.m. - So you're tougher than a 9-year old?
This show pits worthy contestants against a HORDE of angry 9-year olds. Like Name That Tune, 2 contestants work upward to see how many 9-year olds they could take on in a fight.

11:30 p.m. - The Dave McDonald Cock Hour
Late night programing geared at taking Jay and Dave down a peg or two, hosted by East Side Dave.

12:30 a.m. - Black Earl's Music Time
Black Earl gets his equal air time and plays black-music videos.

12:31 a.m. - Majority Report
All the news that is important to white people of Long island, hosted by Pitz.