Things that Can Ruin the Merger... [Archive]

Tenbatsuzen

01-20-2008, 07:00 AM

Apparently a memo has been leaked giving a list from Wickland about all the things that can ruin the merger. The following is some of the items that Don Wickland has deemed dangerous.

1) Uttering the word "Touchdown!" tonight.

2) Letting East Side Dave run the board

3) Lilly getting on a train to DC

4) Earl doing work

That's only part of the list. Did anybody else get this memo?

ToddEVF

01-20-2008, 07:06 AM

you left out. . .

5. Doing Play By Play for tonight's game.

I have a feeling someone is going to slip up. . . sorry for Jinxing ya Dave

Dash77

01-20-2008, 07:26 AM

6. Giving High Society another show.
7. Giving BX Jonny a job.

Hepcat22

01-20-2008, 07:53 AM

8. Keeping Fezzie upset.

Tenbatsuzen

01-20-2008, 07:57 AM

This from Don Stugots...

9. A Black President
10. Reilly with red Hair

reillyluck

01-20-2008, 08:08 AM

This from Don Stugots...

9. A Black President
10. Reilly with red Hair

Lies. I look incredible with Red hair. i have green eyes so it would look amazing.

11. having pizza in the studio
12. Having Dave distribute the pizza

WampusCrandle

01-20-2008, 11:29 AM

13. mentioning "the big game"
14. saying anything resembling a football game
15. having fun

Bunny™

01-20-2008, 11:38 AM

16. A president with cankles
17. A fat Lilly
18. Dave's daughter being named anything other than "Wendy Menachemah McDonald"

Hottub

01-20-2008, 11:38 AM

Lies. I look incredible with Red hair. i have green eyes so it would look amazing.

Waiting for it...

Tenbatsuzen

01-20-2008, 12:20 PM

Waiting for it...

That's #127. Long fucking list.

17. Fez having phone sex.
18. Hoagies in the studio.
19. Hosp

ralphbxny

01-20-2008, 12:26 PM

20. Listeners in studio

Red Hair Reilly fan since day 1!

DiabloSammich

01-20-2008, 12:33 PM

21. Dave bursting into Stern's studio and eating his own feces.

STC-Dub

01-20-2008, 12:34 PM

21. Big shot hollywood stars pooring hot sause down EDS' pants.

Tenbatsuzen

01-20-2008, 12:36 PM

23. Fezatorials.

Hottub

01-20-2008, 12:40 PM

24. Hayseeds.

djjd

01-20-2008, 12:42 PM

#24. A Very Filthy (insert holiday of choice)

donnie_darko

01-20-2008, 01:09 PM

25. Live shows in the place of best of

mongothetrucker

01-20-2008, 01:24 PM

26. Jews

led37zep

01-20-2008, 01:29 PM

27) Daily Lleeder Calls

IMSlacker

01-20-2008, 01:32 PM

28. Listening threads

Hottub

01-20-2008, 01:34 PM

29. The larch.

Cleophus James

01-20-2008, 01:35 PM

28B. Al Dukes threads
30. Mr. Butch

mongothetrucker

01-20-2008, 01:54 PM

29. The larch.

great reference! LOL

mongothetrucker

01-20-2008, 01:55 PM

31. hoo hoo

HBox

01-20-2008, 01:58 PM

I've checked the list and Po bringing murderers in studio isn't on the list. Imagine that.

Dash77

01-20-2008, 02:18 PM

32. Randy

AnnoyedGrunt

01-20-2008, 04:00 PM

33. Letting High Society throw bottles at security guards.
34. Inbreds.

FUNKMAN

01-20-2008, 04:05 PM

35. pants

WampusCrandle

01-20-2008, 04:34 PM

36. dave not covered in Fez's urine

foodcourtdruide

01-20-2008, 05:02 PM

37. Paul Mercurio

Tenbatsuzen

01-20-2008, 06:16 PM

38. Beanie (ESD, 10:16 PM 1/20/08)

ToddEVF

01-20-2008, 06:18 PM

38. Beanie (ESD, 10:16 PM 1/20/08)

who would have thought that orginally?

Freakshow

01-20-2008, 07:18 PM

39. Inbreds.
40. The AFRO hoo hoo, tell 'em Fred hour

Billy Staples

01-20-2008, 07:59 PM

[QUOTE=reillyluck;1592345]Lies. I look incredible with Red hair. i have green eyes so it would look amazing.

AHHHHHH...Oh Lord No

The perfect combination

Why me? why me?

Staples...

ruggedo

01-20-2008, 09:17 PM

Apparently a memo has been leaked giving a list from Wickland about all the things that can ruin the merger. The following is some of the items that Don Wickland has deemed dangerous.

1) Uttering the word "Touchdown!" tonight.

2) Letting East Side Dave run the board

3) Lilly getting trained in DC

4) Earl doing work

That's only part of the list. Did anybody else get this memo?

Number three tho could go viral on Youtube and establish a whole new career for everyone.

Philly Franko

01-20-2008, 09:45 PM

NY Football Giants win Sunday, Ole man Favre sick to his stomach...hey ronnie...

Philly Franko

01-20-2008, 09:51 PM

too funny, hello fezzies

Devo37

01-20-2008, 10:03 PM

41. Sirius doesn't allow producers to live in the studio.

ChimneyFish

01-21-2008, 09:39 AM

42. Global Warming

43. The lack thereof

44. Armegeddon

45. The Great Potato Famine

Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/Easterpotatogal.jpg

Cleophus James

01-21-2008, 09:42 AM

46. Chimneyfish's birfday

SinA

01-21-2008, 10:33 AM

47. flushing units
48. fucking mothers

ChimneyFish

01-21-2008, 11:52 AM

46. Chimneyfish's birfday

:smoke:

49. Gays

WampusCrandle

01-21-2008, 01:46 PM

50. gays

FUNKMAN

01-21-2008, 01:55 PM

51. urinal cakes

drjoek

01-21-2008, 01:56 PM

52 Gvac leaving ronfez.net again
53 Fat_Sunny Does Not Return

ChimneyFish

01-21-2008, 02:32 PM

54. Machine elves

spoon

01-21-2008, 02:36 PM

55. The government and anti-trust laws among others. Stretch the market out all u like, this thing should never really go through in reality. Yet after AOL/Time Warner, among so many others in this new "global economy" and in this administration, we continue to rape our own for the desires of a few directors and stock option/share holders.

:thumbdown:

Dash77

01-21-2008, 02:36 PM

56. Christmas
57. Earl having sex

Dash77

01-21-2008, 02:38 PM

RhinoinMN

01-21-2008, 02:40 PM

58. Pitzy letting entertaining calls through.

mikeyboy

01-21-2008, 02:42 PM

59. Sending lots of phones to XM.
60. Sending flowers to KRock.

:tongue:

spoon

01-21-2008, 02:44 PM

:huh:
What ???

Hey don't worry about it, let's go take care of this dog for BDC and Ron Mexico!

http://www.pluginmusic.com/contests/robandbig.jpg

samechick

01-22-2008, 03:35 PM

61. Tommy Z impressions

ChimneyFish

02-03-2008, 12:18 PM

62. The Shape

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/knife.jpg

63. aqua-dots

64. bunyips

65. Rawhead Rex

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/rawheadrex.jpg

NadBatter

02-03-2008, 07:12 PM

66. Unity '08

Chimee

02-03-2008, 07:56 PM

61. Tommy Z impressions

Not anymore.

ChimneyFish

02-05-2008, 08:04 AM

67. Earls' stomach ulcer

Freitag

02-05-2008, 11:56 AM

68. One Night with Anthony and Melinda

STC-Dub

02-05-2008, 12:58 PM

69. 15 more plugs for the Z-Man's blog.

BlackSpider

02-17-2008, 11:30 AM

#70. The Psychotriatic feild of medicine...

MikeB

02-17-2008, 12:02 PM

71. Fred from Brooklyn

BlackSpider

02-17-2008, 12:13 PM

72. http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/posse-avatar.gif...

djjd

02-17-2008, 12:57 PM

#70. The Psychotriatic feild of medicine...

73. incredibly misspelled posts

dereckfishboy

02-17-2008, 01:00 PM

65. Rawhead Rex

That's one of my favorite short stories

BlackSpider

02-17-2008, 01:09 PM

73. incredibly misspelled posts

That's how Dave pronounced it on Friday.
Linger not so longer...

drjoek

02-17-2008, 01:44 PM

74 The Ron and Vernon Reid Hour on Fridays

BlackSpider

02-17-2008, 03:12 PM

75. http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/thfebreeze.jpg

Tenbatsuzen

03-05-2008, 06:12 PM

76. Pancreatic cancer

BrokenKnuckle

03-05-2008, 06:34 PM

#77. Dave getting something stuck up his ass

drjoek

03-05-2008, 07:18 PM

#78 Fred From Brooklyn 3rd mic

Tenbatsuzen

04-02-2008, 08:13 AM

79. AngryMissy's posts about Four Winds

deepinthewoods

04-02-2008, 09:11 AM

80. Skynet becomes self-aware.

Death Metal Moe

04-02-2008, 09:21 AM

Commercials about "ropes."

.....................eeeeeyyyycccch!

Tenbatsuzen

04-02-2008, 01:28 PM

82. "When the hell did this happen!?!?"

cartshlepper

04-02-2008, 01:32 PM

I am told that if you make Fez cry, the merger is off. No, wait, I am sorry, you get to go into the big ass prize closet if you make Fez cry, right.

AKA

04-02-2008, 07:23 PM

84: Someone digs up tape of General BAM and the 2005-2006 Pest Army running around town trying to get Howard's attention.

85:

http://www.force-ten.com/images/products/bigpics/si-3.jpg

Gvac

04-02-2008, 07:37 PM

86: Mel Karmazin visiting this site and seeing Bronx Johnny's "Fuck Howard" signature.

AKA

04-02-2008, 08:03 PM

87: Mel Karmazin visiting this site

drjoek

06-09-2008, 01:07 PM

88 More bets !!

evil6

06-09-2008, 03:22 PM

enough people drop the service so they afford food and gas.

fillourenco

06-09-2008, 07:11 PM

89.competition
90. the internet
91. betamax
92. mafialife.com
93. the beatles