Baby tips for Dave and Casey

[OGC]

I found these on the internet and thought
they would be a good starting place for
East Side Dave.

I'm sure Casey knows better.


http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKqeNSvWI/AAAAAAAAAug/t43fHNgWHYA/s400/1001.jpg
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKrONSvXI/AAAAAAAAAuo/YssYRwfQl9E/s400/1002.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKr-NSvYI/AAAAAAAAAuw/DW38Llq4DX0/s400/1003.jpg
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKtONSvZI/AAAAAAAAAu4/z1uG_kVS3H0/s400/1005.jpg




http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKuONSvbI/AAAAAAAAAvI/ozRqAFHlHJQ/s400/1007.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKueNSvcI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/4KIqseOoshI/s400/1006.jpg
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKvONSvdI/AAAAAAAAAvY/8OQKzhVPXXQ/s400/1008.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKv-NSveI/AAAAAAAAAvg/c3Y-l8i_Kfo/s400/1010.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKxuNSvgI/AAAAAAAAAvw/N3OIPZPTjiw/s400/1011.jpg
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKyONSvhI/AAAAAAAAAv4/ITlXR5AXkKc/s400/1012.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKy-NSviI/AAAAAAAAAwA/5TnN3mDpNyc/s400/1013.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKzuNSvjI/AAAAAAAAAwI/72KGNZAbqSs/s400/1014.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK0eNSvkI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/oUQGTt0DMLY/s400/1016.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK0-NSvlI/AAAAAAAAAwY/Y6oOMRmK1Jg/s400/1015.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK1uNSvmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/7I3Rtr_qYG8/s400/1019.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK2eNSvnI/AAAAAAAAAwo/S-P77mWo00I/s400/1018.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK2-NSvoI/AAAAAAAAAww/iovdEI1v5wU/s400/1017.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK3-NSvpI/AAAAAAAAAw4/PRCJ0jzvEdw/s400/1020.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK4-NSvqI/AAAAAAAAAxA/LHHPtgaX1Ck/s400/1021.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK5-NSvrI/AAAAAAAAAxI/9lOxMOvKA8M/s400/1024.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK6-NSvsI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/3RlAx0Xhzj0/s400/1022.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK7uNSvtI/AAAAAAAAAxY/yhs1zR4vYno/s400/1023.jpg
http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK8eNSvuI/AAAAAAAAAxg/DD2oZfzSCe0/s400/1025.jpg
http://lh3.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK9ONSvvI/AAAAAAAAAxo/rGoH5muEbkk/s400/1026.jpg
http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK9-NSvwI/AAAAAAAAAxw/OzajA2rzpQc/s400/1027.jpg
http://lh5.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK-uNSvxI/AAAAAAAAAx4/klrDbfEkDu8/s400/1028.jpg

[smiler grogan]

fucking hilarious

[I Like Almonds]

http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK0-NSvlI/AAAAAAAAAwY/Y6oOMRmK1Jg/s400/1015.jpg

So funny.

[AngelAmy]

oh my god these are so funny

[scottinnj]

Don't drop the baby.



At least not on it's head.

[Marc with a c]

it kind of looks like the baby is winning the chess game

[bobbyblaze]

I see nothing wrong with wiping a babys ass with your skirt. Hey its your skirt you can do whatever you like.

[sailor]

someone bought us these in book form. very silly/ cute.

[jauble]

http://babygearguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/baby-pacifier.jpg

+

http://www.beyondconnectedhome.com/aboutus/press/downloads/microwave.jpg

=

Bad

[DESMO22]

:drunk:[QUOTE=richg0404;1599414]I found these on the internet and thought
they would be a good starting place for
East Side Dave.

I'm sure Casey knows better.



http://lh6.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iK6-NSvsI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/3RlAx0Xhzj0/s400/1022.jpg
[
Both ways are safe, as the alcohol level in ESD`s body should kill any germs.

[DESMO22]

All joking aside Casey and Dave; there is a lady by the name of Priscilla Dunstan who claims to have figured out five words for babies 0-3 months. These word or sounds are as follows: "I`m hungry" The word Neh, " I need a burp" The word Eh, "Im tired" The word Owh, "Im uncomfortable" The word Heh, and finally "I have gas" The word Eaire. Apparently these words actually do work and would be a great asset to any parent, in helping them understand what their baby is trying to communicate. Check out this lady on the web for yourselves. Best of luck and may God bless you`s with a healthy baby.:thumbup:

[topless_mike]

you can also use sign language.
my son knew how to sign "help" and "hungry" before he could say it.
kids brains are like sponges. i'll show sean something, or say something to him, and boom! he's like a parrot with it.

a gee gee gee. babies make me giddy.

[nate1000]

Its the TURKEY that goes in the oven.

[Cleophus James]

The guy in those looks kind of like Dave.

Also Don't shake baby.

[topless_mike]

wipe front to back.

[spadanko]

fucking great stuff

[DESMO22]

you can also use sign language.
my son knew how to sign "help" and "hungry" before he could say it.
kids brains are like sponges. i'll show sean something, or say something to him, and boom! he's like a parrot with it.

a gee gee gee. babies make me giddy.

Yes topless, I totally agree with you! We have a 2 yr old granddaughter who knows close to 150 signs. Babies are just amazing!

[Caseyelan]

wipe front to back.

priceless.

[DOHO@HOME]

That Is The Best Baby Tips Ever!

[DarkHippie]

you can also use sign language.
my son knew how to sign "help" and "hungry" before he could say it.
kids brains are like sponges. i'll show sean something, or say something to him, and boom! he's like a parrot with it.

a gee gee gee. babies make me giddy.

This is why sign language is used to communicate with the severly autistic. Visual cues are such a basic for of communcaiton that even though with communication challenges can master it.

[uzbekjoe]

The nursing baby one is the best.
I have the visual of Dave doing that in my head now.

[scottinnj]

All joking aside Casey and Dave; there is a lady by the name of Priscilla Dunstan who claims to have figured out five words for babies 0-3 months. These word or sounds are as follows: "I`m hungry" The word Neh, " I need a burp" The word Eh, "Im tired" The word Owh, "Im uncomfortable" The word Heh, and finally "I have gas" The word Eaire. Apparently these words actually do work and would be a great asset to any parent, in helping them understand what their baby is trying to communicate. Check out this lady on the web for yourselves. Best of luck and may God bless you`s with a healthy baby.:thumbup:

She's brilliant. Able to translate Gaellic words. nice. :clap:

[topless_mike]

make sure you get a car seat that goes up to 100# and is a 3 way seat.
this will cover the "reverse", "forward", and booster seat stages.

[topless_mike]

oh, and this advice i give to all expecting first time parents that i meet.

no matter how bad things get, how little sleep you get, how much the baby may (or may not cry), how out of energy you may feel, millions (annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd millions) of other parents have gone through it and come out ok. you will, too.

[topless_mike]

im in a sentimental mood right now.

casey, dave- take as many pics and as much video as you can.
every day, they learn something new and grow up just a little bit more.
enjoy every breath, every heartbeat, every laugh, every cry, and every smile that you can.
they grow up faster than you think.

[WampusCrandle]

haha, these are pretty funny!

but, on a serious note, never yell or fight near the baby. i mean, it does something to hear yelling and such. and as you get older, it just fucks you up even more. if you have to do it in the street, so be it, but try not to do it in front of your child.

[PapaBear]

I looked up that crib that someone got for Dave and Casey. It looks like a very nice crib. I only have one concern. I think it may be a good idea for someone to volunteer to help Dave assemble it. I foresee "extra pieces", if Dave does it by himself.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51tnOkJwC3L._SS384_.jpg

[PapaBear]

I only have one concern. I think it may be a good idea for someone to volunteer to help Dave assemble it. I foresee "extra pieces", if Dave does it by himself.

I just listened to Tuesday's show. Way to go Sheepy!!!:thumbup:

[FUNKMAN]

take alot of video. as they grow older it's hard to remember them in their very early stages. video captures so much more than pictures

[ravn816]

Here's what every post partum woman should have in their medicine cabinet before getting home (especially with a vaginal birth)...it will make the post partum experience much better.

Motrin
LOTS of pads
Dermoplast Spray
Tucks Medicated Pads
And if you're breast-feeding, Lansinoh Nipple cream (Yes, I know...useless without pics, yadda, yadda, yadda.)

Hugs! You're gonna be fine.

[Kris10]

make sure you get a car seat that goes up to 100# and is a 3 way seat.
this will cover the "reverse", "forward", and booster seat stages.

BEST advice!!!! Will save you money too!!!

[rms9356]

Were these put together by Superstar? Good, no good.

[Scotteh]

If either Dave or Casey can stand living with your mother-in-law for a month, do it. They are a great help that first 4 weeks of your baby's life. Newborns need a lot of attention and Casey will need time to recover, so if you can handle your mother-in-law they will take some of those diaper changes and late night or daytime feedings off your hands. Grandma's are great.

[sailor]

I just listened to Tuesday's show. Way to go Sheepy!!!:thumbup:

so, what papabear said?

[BabyLuvWhatley]

<<<<<<< Step 1: iron on whatley posse logo to onesie.

<<<<<<< Step 2: enjoy.

[PanterA]

Dont put the shitty diapers on your head.

[Hottub]

Dont put the shitty diapers on your head.

Unless you are on the air.

[PanterA]

Unless you are on the air.No, thats just weird. Would you like to know your dad put your shit filled diapers on his head?

No baby stunts Dave. Show some class, personified.

[theslag]

I have to agree with Topless Mike, I didnt get any sleep with my first child. I felt bad for my wife because she brest fed the baby and there was nothing for me to do, so when she was done, I let her sleep and stayed up almost all night with the baby. The thing that got me through the night was the show Cops and the Soprano's because it seemed that they were always on late night. Some days I worked on no sleep but I thought it was important that my wife and baby got as much rest as they could. In the mornings, I would change him and read to him, it was great morning boost for me.

And Mike is right, take as many pictures and video as you can, i have a whole shelf of video tapes and he is only 4..You blink and its gone. Once Juliana is in born, time will fly like it has never flown before. When she is two and you come home from work, and she runs into your arms and says daddy, the stress in the world will go away.

Its a great ride Dave and Casey, you guys will be fine. You have a great support system with your family and also the Ron and Fez family here.

Topless_mike's post get me all sentimental too, thanks Mike!!

[PapaBear]

Make sure you change the baby's diaper BEFORE you go out. That way you won't have to do it again, till you get back home.:lol:




Ain't Dave just the CUTEST!!!

[niciggy]

Here's what every post partum woman should have in their medicine cabinet before getting home (especially with a vaginal birth)...it will make the post partum experience much better.

Motrin
LOTS of pads
Dermoplast Spray
Tucks Medicated Pads
And if you're breast-feeding, Lansinoh Nipple cream (Yes, I know...useless without pics, yadda, yadda, yadda.)

Hugs! You're gonna be fine.

can I add: underwear you don't care about throwing away so you don't have to wear that horrible hospital "nettting undergarment device" which is one size stretches for all!:ohmy:

[Caseyelan]

can I add: underwear you don't care about throwing away so you don't have to wear that horrible hospital "nettting undergarment device" which is one size stretches for all!:ohmy:

ew....

noted.

[mikeyboy]

ew....

noted.

Yeah, I was about to respond that that was a really good suggestion.

[smiler grogan]

seconded

[Gvac]

How about you just give birth already?

This is getting ridiculous.

[sailor]

Yeah, I was about to respond that that was a really good suggestion.

my wife actually found those to be much more comfortable than anything else after she gave birth.

[JFC]

How about seek help for the alcoholism.

[Spaz]

How about you just give birth already?

This is getting ridiculous.

you cant rush the miracle of birth

[Farmer Dave]

you cant rush the miracle of birth

Sure you can, I believe it's called an oxitocin drip. That and the little hook thingy to break the water should get the ball rolling.

[Gvac]

Any updates or is Casey still milking this?

[sailor]

Any updates or is Casey still milking this?

milking doesn't start till after the lad gets here.