Presidential Candidate Bar room brawl!

[ralphbxny]

Ok We had this conversation last night and was wondering what the oracle thinks!

All the presidential candidates in a bar room brawl. Only one comes out. Who do you think is the survivor. We can do it in teams, but eventually they would have to turn on each other to only get one winner. Who is it?

[DolaMight]

I'd love to say mccain with his war experience but with his age and tunnel vision he's be taken out with a chair in the back of the head.

It would come down to fitness and wit. Obama's mean streets coke days may give him the edge.

I say it comes down to Obama taking Romney out with a broken whiskey bottle and walks outa there smilin.

Highlight - Hillary choking edwards out cold behind the bar before sucumming to a trademark Ron Paul soccer kick to the head.

[sailor]

today of in their fighting prime?

[Bob Impact]

McCain, hes a mean motherfucker... trust me.

[epo]

McCain, hes a mean motherfucker... trust me.

In his prime, no doubt. But now he can't lift his arms above his shoulders & he's 72. Ron Paul should be able to take him out.

[furie]

McCain's 72.
Obama wins hands down.

[TooLowBrow]

i just realized that Hillary would get Bill to do a run-in and hit someone with a chair

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Obama has 1/2 black rage and is in far better shape, Obama would hurt if not call all

Edwards might be able to contend if he did a sit up and lifted weights

[DarkHippie]

Always bet on black. Unless its the SATs

[Fezticle98]

Obama. He has the stamina and the intimidation factor.

I think Huckabee could probably handle himself alright.

[Freakshow]

I think Huckabee could probably handle himself alright.

Pre- or post- weight loss?

[Gvac]

Let's face it - we haven't had a man's man in the White House since Teddy Roosevelt.

The people will elect another mamby pamby douche and truly believe he gives a shit about them.

[sailor]

i think obama's too thin to win this battle.

[TeeBone]

Obama is black------he wins.
The relatively young-black always win with violence.

[Fezticle98]

Pre- or post- weight loss?

I think he'd be more effective post weight loss. He was soft and doughy and couldn't possibly have possesed the stamina to outlast the likes of Obama, Romney, and Edwards. Not saying he would win, but he could probably land a "Fist of God" type punch or two, maybe knock Mike Gravel's head off his body.

[DarkHippie]

Let's face it - we haven't had a man's man in the White House since Teddy Roosevelt.

The people will elect another mamby pamby douche and truly believe he gives a shit about them.

LBJ was a tough mutha, and Reagan took a bullet and didnt realize it until later.

[FUNKMAN]

Reagan took a bullet and didnt realize it until later.

Reagan didn't realize much 'period' :smile:

[Yerdaddy]

Living with a kickboxer I've learned a lot about fighting. It's an exceptionally nuanced art form and so many factors must be considered that the layman would never think of. You have to take into consideration the physical strength of the pugilists, the cardivascular endurance, metabolic stamina, experience, height advantage, weight advantage, reach advantage, ring saavy, composure, occulus tigrus, mental preparedness, cajones, penus rapeaeus, machismo, hand speed, foot speed, Esmerelda Villalobos, pride fuckability and luck. Fortunately I've been building quite a base of knowledge on this subject and I've become quite adroit at picking fight champions from across the spectrum of combat sports and I know who would emerge victorious in this hypothetical politico-gladatorial arena: I'm going with the black guy.

[epo]

LBJ was a tough mutha, and Reagan took a bullet and didnt realize it until later.

You mean when Reagan was shot an inch from his heart and was jammed into a car immediately?

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[FUNKMAN]

Living with a kickboxer I've learned a lot about fighting. It's an exceptionally nuanced art form and so many factors must be considered that the layman would never think of. You have to take into consideration the physical strength of the pugilists, the cardivascular endurance, metabolic stamina, experience, height advantage, weight advantage, reach advantage, ring saavy, composure, occulus tigrus, mental preparedness, cajones, penus rapeaeus, machismo, hand speed, foot speed, Esmerelda Villalobos, pride fuckability and luck. Fortunately I've been building quite a base of knowledge on this subject and I've become quite adroit at picking fight champions from across the spectrum of combat sports and I know who would emerge victorious in this hypothetical politico-gladatorial arena: I'm going with the black guy.

so you're going for Hillary, nice!

[A.J.]

i just realized that Hillary would get Bill to do a run-in and hit someone with a chair

I can just hear Jim Ross in the background: "OH MY GOD KING! THAT'S BILL CLINTON'S MUSIC!!!"

[TooLowBrow]

I can just hear Jim Ross in the background: "OH MY GOD KING! THAT'S BILL CLINTON'S MUSIC!!!"

to the strains of 'pomp and circumstance'

[ralphbxny]

today of in their fighting prime?

It has to be today. No past prime.

[K.C.]

Ron Paul has the support of the Aryan Brotherhood...nuff said.

...now if Obama pulls the Crypts and Bloods together...hmmm...

[FUNKMAN]

didn't McCain get his ass kicked by some dudes under 5 foot nuthin' ?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I wouldn't want Gunny Sergeant Hartman coming at me even if he was 82. McCain.

[TooLowBrow]

Bill would get James Carville to stand in Hillary's corner.
I'm sure that sneaky Ragin' Cajun would help.

[DolaMight]

Side Poll: Which presidential candidate (Hillary not included) will be the first to go dirty; kick in the nuts or eye gouge etc...?

[ralphbxny]

Side Poll: Which presidential candidate (Hillary not included) will be the first to go dirty; kick in the nuts or eye gouge etc...?

I would say Huckabee!! He looks sleezy!

[sailor]

this thread proves ESG has no legs.

[joethebartender]

You KNOW that Ron Paul is packin' heat.