if u had 3 wishes

[Dirtybird11]

1 - the ultimate recording studio

2- the power to turn back time

3- 50 more wishes

Ego is so stupid, I could walk to the airport and page myself and my ego would be happy to hear its name! That's how dumb it is, it works that simple

[Sheeplovr]

you cant wish for more wishes its against the rules

1- I wish for 10 super powers
of my chosing ( X-ray vison , laser eyes, Flight , super streanth, morphin powers , streach powers, Super healing , Fire hair when wanted, Wall crawling powers, and invisiblity )

2- a radio that get perfect rection where ever i go so i could listen to wnew any where and it is industrutable

3- the power to grant wishes to otheres for a price

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[F1Gm3nT]

1.-never ending stop income of millions... ofcorse in a legal and explainable way for the goverment

2.-good health

3.- a huge colection of original prints of alot of reocrds

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deal wid da matter

[RF Godfather]

1. Infinite Money
2. The Love Of My Life (who I haven't admitted it to just yet ;))
3. To get on the Ron and Fez show and meet them in person at least once.

I don't ask for much...

I AM THE NARC ON THE BOARD BTW!
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[JerseyRich]

1- To have all the problems of everyone that I know and love, disappear(you know who you are ;))

2-For my Mom to meet someone nice and to be happy!

3-For all the bad people in the world to just disappear. Wouldn't that be good!
:)
Just three simple wishes...That is all I want...
I am not difficult.

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 12-2-01 @ 5:40 PM

[Dirtybird11]

tell your mom to IM Pfunkperry. im nice.

Ego is so stupid, I could walk to the airport and page myself and my ego would be happy to hear its name! That's how dumb it is, it works that simple

[The Belcher]

Well, Jersey Rich, you had the best wishes of all.

My three would be:

1. To dig a hole on the beach, and find $9,000,000,000 and give most of it away to people that I care about or to those who need it most. I would keep about $1,000,000 so I could go to the beach a few times and not have to worry about getting a ticket for having "opened alcoholic beverages". Those fines are RIDICULOUS.
2. To dig another hole, put myself in it, and wave bye-bye, after wish number 3.

3. To romance the woman of most of my dreams, and make her the happiest, most content woman on earth. We would spend endless hours, holding each other, being endlessly romantic, spending countless hours in conversation and cuddling AFTER sex, and then.....she would of course, receive my gallons and gallons of demon spunk and create an army of little Belchers who would in turn create numerous generations of class-clowns until infinity coughed up it's last fart and cried "Enough ALREADY!!".

4. there is no number 4.


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This message was edited by The Belcher on 12-2-01 @ 5:52 PM

[JerseyRich]

I must make a request in response to Perry's last post...
No Rockers!
haha
She needs someone that won't slip into a heroin enduced coma...
Thanks anyway!

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[The Belcher]

And here I was, thinking this thread was sincere...

Okay, here are my phony 3 wishes:

1. I want everyone that I've ever hated to drop dead at my feet, and then I want to pee all over them. Yes, Alec Baldwin, that means you and your family.

2. I would like to become invisible and walk around the planet grabbing asses and robbing banks.

3. I would invent a satellite that would detect pedophiles and rapists, and blast them to minutia the minute they were ABOUT TO commit a crime against humanity. This would include wife-beaters, Darryl Strawberry, Osama Bin Glover, and the entire Baldwin family as long as Hillary Clinton was on one of their laps. Oh, and my satellite would also smoke Ben Affleck because he annoys the shit out of me.

There. NOW I feel better!!!

TAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!


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[Brick Jesus]

1. To have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my days.

2. Become famous for my comic books, maybe a good merchandising deal and a cartoon or movie deal, you know, just really take my idea and sell out, so I don't have to fix computers forever.

3. I'd like to be able to look at chicks without my girlfriend getting pissed at me for doing it, even though she knows damn well I wouldn't run around on her.

Disclaimer: The comments of Brick Jesus do not represent the feelings or opinions of any normal individual.

[Poison Ivy]

I don't know..most of the things we wish for are things that are attainable with hard work and determination....I could say to be financially secure but I could do that if I set my mind to it, no? I could wish for love but is love really worth it if it just falls in to your lap? Love is hard work and I wouldn't feel I earned it....

However I could ask to turn back time, for super powers or something and that would be okay I guess but why delude myself? ;) lol

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All these places had their moments, With lovers and friends I still can recall, Some are dead and some are living, In my life I've loved them all.....R.I.P. George Harrison 11/30/01

[sketchy]

I don't know..most of the things we wish for are things that are attainable with hard work and determination....I could say to be financially secure but I could do that if I set my mind to it, no? I could wish for love but is love really worth it if it just falls in to your lap? Love is hard work and I wouldn't feel I earned it....


wow she smart, attractive, AND she has ethics.

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[Poison Ivy]

Thanks sketchy :) And thank YOU.... for the status :)

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All these places had their moments, With lovers and friends I still can recall, Some are dead and some are living, In my life I've loved them all.....R.I.P. George Harrison 11/30/01

[Numbboy]

1) world peace

2)end world hunger

3) make Reeshy come back

[IrishAlkey]

Wow! She is smart, attractive AND has ethics!

Just who did you have to...BAH!!! F'n Ponderous!!!


Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Doogie]

Ok I would wish for
1- the ability to speak every single language on the Earth
2- Too have enough money to live the rest of my life comfortably
3- A nice beutiful house in the Florida Keys, one that was Hurricane proof

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CYA!!!!!!! "When the wind no longer calls to you, perhaps it is time to remember your name"-Elegos A'Kla

[nellie]

i would wish for:
1. some super powers(live under water, fly, and invisibility)
2. enough money to live comfortably
3. mets tickets for life (a field seat ticket)


see ya, diane

[impactplayer2k1]

1- Make sure Ron & Fez stay at one time slot.
2- Put Al Dukes in a "special" school.
3- Buy a huge castle and have everyone on the message board live there and party.

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[CruelCircus]

1- I'd have the newly diagnosed terminal cancer removed from my grandfather permanently and immediately.
2- I'd ask for more memories of my mother.
3- Oh, and I'd ask to get tomorrow's newspaper every day, like that guy in "Early Edition." Think of the gambling and investment possibilities alone! :-)


wow she smart, attractive, AND she has ethics.
BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
You obviously don't know this one!
Exhibit A in how a message board is NOT at all like real life.


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She has balls, too.
Have a wonderful holiday season.

[JustJon]

final warning, CC. any more remarks against Ivy and you're taking a cruel vacation from the board.

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[JustJon]

final warning, CC. any more remarks against Ivy and you're taking a cruel vacation from the board.

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[Se7en]

Mine are rather mundane.

1. Sex. When I want it, with whomever I want.

2. Money. Lots of it.

3. A fish that can time travel.

You know, the same things everybody wants.

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"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[Sheeplovr]

But if the fish could time travel he would always get lost cause fish have no memory

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[jafter]

1. The ability of healing people physically, mentally, and emotionally. I would do it for free to people who did not have the means to pay, but for rich people they could pay a nice some (Oprah you will be thin and healthy forever) "cha ching, cha ching".

2. SuperPowers (with no weaknesses) Supeman's (because he could do almost everything)Wolverine (because he was cool)Aguaman- to breathe underwater and speak to fish, tarzan to speak with animals-- and invisibility.

3. I would wait on the 3rd wish to see what would make me happy later in life.

[Gvac]

1) That the events of
September 11, 2001 never
took place

2) All the lonely people of
the world could find
happiness and love

3) The ability to help anyone
I encounter, be it mentally,
physically, emotionally, or
financially




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This message was edited by gvac on 12-8-01 @ 12:30 PM

[EffMeBoobs]

1. To stay young forever.

2. To never lose anyone important in my life.

3. If I could own every book in the world and have my own library.

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Dirtybird11]

im changing wishes-
1- trish stratus
2- trish stratus
3- trish stratus

we get it...things are magical. - ron