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Dougie Brootal
01-31-2008, 08:57 AM
as fez said on the air.

you can change into anyone at anytime, but once you changed into another person you can never change back into them.


i said:
i would turn into cash warren and fuck jessica alba all day.

then i would change into different people and rape her everyday.

hey wait, im gonna make this into a thread!

Marc with a c
01-31-2008, 08:59 AM
scot

Gritty
01-31-2008, 09:11 AM
as fez said on the air.

you can change into anyone at anytime, but once you changed into another person you can never change back into them.


i said:
i would turn into cash warren and fuck jessica alba all day.

then i would change into different people and rape her everyday.

hey wait, im gonna make this into a thread!

Who's that in your sigpic, Doug? She's quite the looker!

PhishHead
01-31-2008, 09:13 AM
scot

marc always brings it back to the great epic thread

Dougie Brootal
01-31-2008, 09:18 AM
Who's that in your sigpic, Doug? She's quite the looker!

well theres a couple. jessica alba is in one or 2 and mickie james is in a few.

Furtherman
01-31-2008, 09:29 AM
I would change into my younger self - probably at 21.

ImpactedColon
01-31-2008, 10:01 AM
I would be Barack Obama and change my campaign slogan to "Feets don't fail me now!"

ralphbxny
01-31-2008, 11:54 AM
Id Change into Tom Brady Then Derek Jeter and get all the skanks I could!

Team_Ramrod
01-31-2008, 02:11 PM
I'd change into my chick so I could have sex with me.

thejives
01-31-2008, 02:16 PM
I'd change into Abraham Lincoln and carry a sawed off shotgun to the theater that day.

And then just wait and watch the door to my box seats.

"Sorry, these seats are taken."

BLAM!

WampusCrandle
01-31-2008, 02:33 PM
i would turn into Betty White and go around blowing people men in adult theaters and then use my gun tits to shoot them after they cum. :happy:

http://images.broadwayworld.com/photoops/goldengirls/prev13.jpg

jesus christ, look at me - no wonder i would turn into an old half robot half sex crazed female celebrity. grrrrrrrrr i want it bad

IamPixie
01-31-2008, 02:34 PM
keely hugeboobs

thejives
01-31-2008, 02:34 PM
Wampus... the crazy level.

getting pretty high there, man.

WampusCrandle
01-31-2008, 02:56 PM
i'm just tryin to impress you

thejives
01-31-2008, 03:00 PM
I'm impressed.

EliSnow
01-31-2008, 03:28 PM
King Hippos Bandaid, so that I could tell him and Randy that I'm the triplet given up for adoption. And fuck with their minds.

:king:

IamPixie
01-31-2008, 03:46 PM
King Hippos Bandaid, so that I could tell him and Randy that I'm the triplet given up for adoption. And fuck with their minds.

:king:



can you get them to shut the hell up and stop bickering too?

Tenbatsuzen
01-31-2008, 03:53 PM
keely hugeboobs

Matty Fridays: What's a Nubian?

Earl: Shut the fuck up! Now... Pixie, she's a spiritual sista, y'know, down with the Posse and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Grasso, gets his hands on a thread and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' board; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Pixie's hood, RonFez.net. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Matty Fridays: Intergalactic board war?

Earl: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And this thread's the most insulting installment! Because Pixie's beautiful black visage is sullied when she pulls off her bra to reveal huge, British Page 3 tits! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Matty Fridays: Well... isn't that true?

Earl: BLACK RAGE! (shoots Matty)

Tenbatsuzen
01-31-2008, 03:54 PM
Matthew McConahey. I'd just walk around shirtless and talk like Wooderson.

Recyclerz
01-31-2008, 04:05 PM
Matty Fridays: What's a Nubian?

Earl: Shut the fuck up! Now... Pixie, she's a spiritual sista, y'know, down with the Posse and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Grasso, gets his hands on a thread and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' board; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Pixie's hood, RonFez.net. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Matty Fridays: Intergalactic board war?

Earl: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And this thread's the most insulting installment! Because Pixie's beautiful black visage is sullied when she pulls off her bra to reveal huge, British Page 3 tits! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Matty Fridays: Well... isn't that true?

Earl: BLACK RAGE! (shoots Matty)

I'd have to say Noam Chomsky because then I'd have the brains and academic tools to figure out what the hell the above post is saying. :wink:

IamPixie
01-31-2008, 04:07 PM
Matty Fridays: What's a Nubian?

Earl: Shut the fuck up! Now... Pixie, she's a spiritual sista, y'know, down with the Posse and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Grasso, gets his hands on a thread and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' board; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Pixie's hood, RonFez.net. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Matty Fridays: Intergalactic board war?

Earl: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And this thread's the most insulting installment! Because Pixie's beautiful black visage is sullied when she pulls off her bra to reveal huge, British Page 3 tits! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Matty Fridays: Well... isn't that true?

Earl: BLACK RAGE! (shoots Matty)

I just want bigger tits, weirdo

TheGameHHH
01-31-2008, 04:12 PM
Id Change into Tom Brady Then Derek Jeter and get all the skanks I could!

GET OUTTA MY HEAD

TheGameHHH
01-31-2008, 04:14 PM
Matty Fridays: What's a Nubian?

Earl: Shut the fuck up! Now... Pixie, she's a spiritual sista, y'know, down with the Posse and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Grasso, gets his hands on a thread and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' board; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Pixie's hood, RonFez.net. Now what the fuck do you call that?

Matty Fridays: Intergalactic board war?

Earl: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy 'safe' for white folks. And this thread's the most insulting installment! Because Pixie's beautiful black visage is sullied when she pulls off her bra to reveal huge, British Page 3 tits! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Matty Fridays: Well... isn't that true?

Earl: BLACK RAGE! (shoots Matty)

What's a Nubian......bitch you almost made me laugh

HBox
01-31-2008, 04:15 PM
I'd change into the guy who does voiceovers for movie trailers. Its an easy job and having that voice would rule.

PhishHead
01-31-2008, 04:19 PM
I just want bigger tits, weirdo

don't do that pixie!!!

the twin bickering will never stop btw

Tenbatsuzen
01-31-2008, 04:20 PM
What's a Nubian......bitch you almost made me laugh

JUGHEAD IS NOT FUCKING MR. WEATHERBEE!

TheGameHHH
01-31-2008, 04:24 PM
JUGHEAD IS NOT FUCKING MR. WEATHERBEE!

deny, deny, deny

drjoek
01-31-2008, 04:33 PM
I'd change into douggrasso and finish off that threesome with the asian guy.
Then Id really have an epic thread

barjockey
01-31-2008, 06:59 PM
I'd change into Tiger.

Dougie Brootal
02-01-2008, 06:19 AM
I'd change into douggrasso and finish off that threesome with the asian guy.
Then Id really have an epic thread

yeah someone who knows what their doing would have to

WampusCrandle
02-01-2008, 07:29 AM
I'm impressed.

that's all that i need to start off my day

Gritty
02-01-2008, 12:14 PM
well theres a couple. jessica alba is in one or 2 and mickie james is in a few.


Mickie James. Sweeeeet!

http://progressiveboink.com/images/hot2007/mickiejames1.jpg

evil6
02-01-2008, 09:44 PM
I'd change into Lily and hit on htg.

Dougie Brootal
02-02-2008, 08:25 AM
I'd change into Lily and hit on htg.

id change into lilly and batch in front of a full length mirror and tape it.

jauble
02-02-2008, 09:46 AM
I'd change into Fez and finish this whole Coco debacle just so that Earl doesn't get any in 08

evil6
02-02-2008, 09:22 PM
id change into lilly and batch in front of a full length mirror and tape it.

so you'd change into a shemale lily? :wacko:

Rockvillejoe
02-03-2008, 02:49 AM
I can't believe nobody has thought of Sonny Liston yet. What a mahvelous,mahvelous fellow.