Friendly argument, anyone?

[ZigZagBigBag]

Hey
Seems like everyone is trying to be positive these days. Not this guy! I'm stuck at home all week-end and thought it if anybody felt like trading mindless insults, that it would be fun. I promise not to take anything personal.

possible topics to insult me about:
1) sports ... i enjoy the leafs, the jays, and the browns.
2) booze and drugs...i enjoy them both, though not a fan of shitty beer.
3) politics...although i am not an American citizen, it's not hard to insult american politicians
4) movies & music...i like good stuff, most people don't.

i will confine my retorts to insulting intelligence, sexual orientation, and geography.

[drjoek]

Hey
Seems like everyone is trying to be positive these days. Not this guy! I'm stuck at home all week-end and thought it if anybody felt like trading mindless insults, that it would be fun. I promise not to take anything personal.

possible topics to insult me about:
1) sports ... i enjoy the leafs, the jays, and the browns.
2) booze and drugs...i enjoy them both, though not a fan of shitty beer.
3) politics...although i am not an American citizen, it's not hard to insult american politicians
4) movies & music...i like good stuff, most people don't.

i will confine my retorts to insulting intelligence, sexual orientation, and geography.

You're list sucks

Hockey isn't a sport ,baseball played indoors is not a spor,t brown is a color
Shitty beer is the back bone of America "this is the famous Budweiser beer I know of no other beer....
I never trust any country that doesn't have a top So please don't dare mess with our system of government
Thank you Allen Freed and who are you to say what is good music or movie
Lee Greenwood Im proud to be an American
1)sex
2)fast cars
3)hand guns

Now there s a list of thing to argue about

[Snoogans]

Hey
Seems like everyone is trying to be positive these days. Not this guy! I'm stuck at home all week-end and thought it if anybody felt like trading mindless insults, that it would be fun. I promise not to take anything personal.

possible topics to insult me about:
1) sports ... i enjoy the leafs, the jays, and the browns.
2) booze and drugs...i enjoy them both, though not a fan of shitty beer.
3) politics...although i am not an American citizen, it's not hard to insult american politicians
4) movies & music...i like good stuff, most people don't.

i will confine my retorts to insulting intelligence, sexual orientation, and geography.

if it wasnt for the sports thing there wouldnt be much to say. But the fuckin LEAFS can rot in hell for all I care. And spoon likes the jays so you are gay right there

[Snoogans]

GUNS RULE

Thats one of the few good things about Canada. Most of them have guns

[Freakshow]

http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/pab47bowl.jpg

P.B.R. motherfucker.

[Kevin]

if it wasnt for the sports thing there wouldnt be much to say. But the fuckin LEAFS can rot in hell for all I care. And spoon likes the jays so you are gay right there

Mats Sudin bitch! You are just jelouse because he exposed your weak side.

[ZigZagBigBag]

[QUOTE=drjoek;1610424]You're list sucks


Lee Greenwood Im proud to be an American
1)sex
2)fast cars
3)hand guns

Now there s a list of thing to smoke pole to.

lee green wood? wasn't he in the oak ridge boys? never heard of him

fast cars?...how can they go fast if they are up on bloacks or in the shop all the time?

hand guns?....get yer dukes up sissy.

truly an anerican list.

sex?...everyone knows americans are known more for obesity than bed-powers.

[sailor]

root for the argonauts, you silly foreigner.

[jauble]

The browns were one derek anderson screwup away from the Notre Dame abortion that is brady quinn. That team is to football is as an extra chromosome is to people (although after this season its only a mild retardation in comparison). I guess I am saying fuck you San Fransico way to give the Pats a great pick following spygate. Oh back on topick ZZB you can eat a dick for no reason.

[Snoogans]

Mats Sudin bitch! You are just jelouse because he exposed your weak side.

I HATE YOU MATS SUNDIN

DIE MAPLE LEAFS

[ZigZagBigBag]

P.B.R. motherfucker

if it weren't for a certain lynch film i would have no respect for this watery, flavorless urine inducer.

[Jughead]

Was lee Greenwood an American Idol winner...??:wink:

[weekapaugjz]

The leafs suck balls

[ZigZagBigBag]

I HATE YOU MATS SUNDIN

DIE MAPLE LEAFS

if you are gonna shoot down the greatest team and player, at least provide a better one...keep cheering for what...the predators...the islanders?...i don't know how you can even say that with a straight face.

[Jughead]

The leafs suck balls

Yea what he said..I no nothing about Hockey Im so rich I hire Weeky do do all my hockey post's...Hi Week:bye:

[ZigZagBigBag]

The leafs suck balls

...pretty profound stuff....i notice how quick to you were to bringing up balls and sucking...hmmm

[Jughead]

...pretty profound stuff....i notice how quick to you were to bringing up balls and sucking...hmmm

Big Bag was it???

[DiabloSammich]

Was lee Greenwood an American Idol winner...??:wink:



Lee Greenwood sang some of the great songs of our generation, such as Guitarzan, The Streak, and Ahab the Arab.

I wouldn't use PBR to give myself an enema. This thread stinks.

[jauble]

[QUOTE=ZigZagBigBag;1610442]fast cars?...how can they go fast if they are up on bloacks or in the shop all the time?/QUOTE]

Im sorry we cant get cars to run on maple syrup and ice go eat the queen you cant throw a revoltion prick

[Kevin]

if you are gonna shoot down the greatest team and player, at least provide a better one...keep cheering for what...the predators...the islanders?...i don't know how you can even say that with a straight face.

The greatest team?? The 50's just called.. They want your comment back..

[Snoogans]

if you are gonna shoot down the greatest team and player, at least provide a better one...keep cheering for what...the predators...the islanders?...i don't know how you can even say that with a straight face.

umm, it was a commercial from the 90's we were referencing, where a canadians goalie was landscaping cause of sundin killin him

idiot

and im a devils fan, we OWN your fuckin leafs, so dont even go there

[DiabloSammich]

Lee Greenwood sang some of the great songs of our generation, such as Guitarzan, The Streak, and Ahab the Arab.

I wouldn't use PBR to give myself an enema. This thread stinks.




QFT!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a bunch of homos, each and every one of you

[ZigZagBigBag]

The browns were one derek anderson screwup away from the Notre Dame abortion that is brady quinn. That team is to football is as an extra chromosome is to people (although after this season its only a mild retardation in comparison). I guess I am saying fuck you San Fransico way to give the Pats a great pick following spygate. Oh back on topick ZZB you can eat a dick for no reason.

i could eat a dick for no reason, but let me give you one...i will eat dick for every good baseball, football team in the new york state...and by good i mean not staffed with cum-guzzling cheezedicks...methinks i will be waiting for a while.

[ZigZagBigBag]

a bunch of homos, each and every one of you

are you insulting or trawling?

[Freakshow]

Lee Greenwood sang some of the great songs of our generation, such as Guitarzan, The Streak, and Ahab the Arab.

I wouldn't use PBR to give myself an enema. This thread stinks.

It's an acquired taste. Also it's red white and blue. Why do you hate America Diablo?

[jauble]

i could eat a dick for no reason, but let me give you one...i will eat dick for every good baseball, football team in the new york state...and by good i mean not staffed with cum-guzzling cheezedicks...methinks i will be waiting for a while.

not disagreeing with you there...of course Im not a fan of any of those teams.

[Kevin]

i could eat a dick for no reason, but let me give you one...i will eat dick for every good baseball, football team in the new york state...and by good i mean not staffed with cum-guzzling cheezedicks...methinks i will be waiting for a while.

Huh?? 1 NY baseball team has been in the playoffs 12 years in a row.. And one football team is in the Superbowl right now (I will give you that the other one sucks balls though)

[weekapaugjz]

...pretty profound stuff....i notice how quick to you were to bringing up balls and sucking...hmmm

Mmmm...balls...

And it is profound, the sabres are awful this year and yet they are still ahead of the leafs. Is it time to go out and get felix potvin?

[DiabloSammich]

It's an acquired taste. Also it's red white and blue. Why do you hate America Diablo?



Nice try. You work for the Bush administration, don't you?

[Jughead]

Lee Greenwood sang some of the great songs of our generation, such as Guitarzan, The Streak, and Ahab the Arab.

I wouldn't use PBR to give myself an enema. This thread stinks.

Thats Ray Charles..Dummy!!:smile:

[jauble]

are you insulting or trawling?

I'd go with number 2. KHB likes balls.

[ZigZagBigBag]

umm, it was a commercial from the 90's we were referencing, where a canadians goalie was landscaping cause of sundin killin him

idiot

and im a devils fan, we OWN your fuckin leafs, so dont even go there

who cares what lame tv commercial you were referencing? get your own burns for once? try not watching Tv all the time. oh yeah, and the devils are untouchable...aside from the fact that they don't even represent a city...and nice home arena its known that the prudential centre= NHL toilet.

[ZigZagBigBag]

Mmmm...balls...

And it is profound, the sabres are awful this year and yet they are still ahead of the leafs. Is it time to go out and get felix potvin?


i would go further back and bust out ken wregget. and sad news: the sabres are awful and on their way down, all their good players left for better bucks...they downward spiral continue. the leafs are at rock bottom right now and are on their way up.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

are you insulting or trawling?

I m not sure

I know that Natty Light is my go to cheap beer and you dont like it

I'll spit in your eye

[ZigZagBigBag]

root for the argonauts, you silly foreigner.

please, even foreigners know the CFL chews. i'd still take the argos over the giants.

[ZigZagBigBag]

I m not sure

I know that Natty Light is my go to cheap beer and you dont like it

I'll spit in your eye


im pretty sure that anything that has 'light' in its title is more of a soft drink and not beer. and more seriously, isn't life just too short for Natural, go ahead, treat yourself...step up to an amstel or michelob...maybe one day you will be ready for an adult beer.

[jauble]

I m not sure

I know that Natty Light is my go to cheap beer and you dont like it

I'll spit in your eye

Natty is the beer of my school and its terrible. I drank some last night for the first time in a few weeks and fuck if Im not still in bed posting. Still better than keystone though.

[ZigZagBigBag]

Big Bag was it???

like glad bag big.

[ZigZagBigBag]

Natty is the beer of my school and its terrible. I drank some last night for the first time in a few weeks and fuck if Im not still in bed posting. Still better than keystone though.

keystone does suck...so do the avalanche.

[jauble]

I think your thread is losing steam...perhaps something anti-american?

[ZigZagBigBag]

I think your thread is losing steam...perhaps something anti-american?

american cheese is the worst cheese ever. its not even real cheese. i like to think that cheese kind of represents the qualities of the nation it's named after.

[jauble]

american cheese is the worst cheese ever. its not even real cheese. i like to think that cheese kind of represents the qualities of the nation it's named after.

candian bacon....really?

[Hottub]

Canadian Cheese is my favorite!!:unsure:

Canadian bacon (or as you idiots call it, bacon) Doesn't come close to Irish bacon (aka bacon)
Molson smells skunky. Labatts tastes like water.
Your flag is gay.
Fuck you guys for building my Windstar.

[drjoek]

Argonauts?
I say argoNOT
Canadians are just cold hayseeds

[ZigZagBigBag]

Canadian Cheese is my favorite!!:unsure:

Canadian bacon (or as you idiots call it, bacon) Doesn't come close to Irish bacon (aka bacon)
Molson smells skunky. Labatts tastes like water.
Your flag is gay.
Fuck you guys for building my Windstar.

molson does suck, and labatt's is worse. their like the bud and coors of the north. and, good sir, if you are driving the Windstar... then you are truly the gay one.

[Ritalin]

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[DiabloSammich]

Argonauts?
I say argoNOT
Canadians are just cold hayseeds


Christ, Doc, now I'm gonna walk around all day saying "I say argonot"

Thanks.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Christ, Doc, now I'm gonna walk around all day saying "I say argonot"

Thanks.


more like Diablow Sammich

[ZigZagBigBag]

Argonauts?
I say argoNOT
Canadians are just cold hayseeds

what if we tried using our own vocabularies and not lifting our words from radio show hosts? what would happen then?

[DiabloSammich]

more like Diablow Sammich



More like King Hippo's Cockaid.





Eh, I got nothin.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

More like King Hippo's Cockaid.





Eh, I got nothin.

King Hippos Blandaid

must I do everything Sammich

[DiabloSammich]

King Hippos Blandaid

must I do everything Sammich


Very nice. Thank you.

I used up all my funny last night. When you weren't there.

[ruggedo]

i could eat a dick for no reason, but let me give you one...i will eat dick for every good baseball, football team in the new york state...and by good i mean not staffed with cum-guzzling cheezedicks...methinks i will be waiting for a while.



So now we know your starting point its just a matter of haggling over price now.

[ZigZagBigBag]

So now we know your starting point its just a matter of haggling over price now.


'haggling"!? don't bring your homo-slang to me, my friend. i don't know what that means in your code...but i won't dance to Erasure with you.

[ruggedo]

'haggling"!? don't bring your homo-slang to me, my friend. i don't know what that means in your code...but i won't dance to Erasure with you.


You can just say you got nothin, and not embarrass yourself with that kind of stuff.

[Jughead]

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m5/3218541273 I was trying to help..Rugg

[ZigZagBigBag]

You can just say you got nothin, and not embarrass yourself with that kind of stuff.

I could say i have nothin, but that would be going against the spirit of the thread. i guess you didn't understand it. again i don't know what you mean by 'that kind of stuff' but in case i didn't make myself clear, you sir, are a what's known as a cheesedick.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I generally don't like people as a whole, so I'm going to make a sweeping generalization here:

you're a piece of junk, and furthermore
I don't like your trousers
Your appalling taste in women
And what about your mind
Your insipid record collection

And your shoes suck too.



























Those who looked at there shoes and said, "What's wrong with my shoes?" reply here for a bitch slap.

[ZigZagBigBag]

:flush:[QUOTE=Alice S. Fuzzybutt;1610744]I generally don't like people as a whole, so I'm going to make a sweeping generalization here:

you're a piece of junk, and furthermore
I don't like your trousers
Your appalling taste in women
And what about your mind
Your insipid record collection

And your shoes suck too.

i am not junk, i am very special and have an excellent singing voice.
my trousers may be a bit outdated, but i can assure you they contain something that can only be described as 'ferocious' and 'without mercy'. i have had nothing but excellent taste for the girlies. my musical collection is beyond reproach.
i really got nuthin about my shoes, i should get a new pair.
you though, smell like cabbage and are most likely some kind of skeef.

[Hottub]

You best mind what you say aboot Fuzzy.:furious:
Especially spreading false rumours. You are dead wrong, sir.






except aboot the cabbage odor. And the skeef part, too.:happy:

[ZigZagBigBag]

people from canada say aboot. funny.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You best mind what you say aboot Fuzzy.:furious:
Especially spreading false rumours. You are dead wrong, sir.






except aboot the cabbage odor. And the skeef part, too.:happy:


I can neither deny or disprove the allegations. What's a girl to do.

Actually, I will marry the guy who knows of the song I am quoting. Or go for dinner or a beer. It's all good in my book.

[Hottub]

I can neither deny or disprove the allegations. What's a girl to do.

Actually, I will marry the guy who knows of the song I am quoting. Or go for dinner or a beer. It's all good in my book.

"Pack It Up" - Pretenders!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1186820/2/istockphoto_1186820_marry_me_vector.jpg

[ZigZagBigBag]

Actually, I will marry the guy who knows of the song I am quoting. Or go for dinner or a beer. It's all good in my book.[/QUOTE]

you'd marry a guy for looking up obscure lyrics that are aren't important to anyone but yourself? tough times indeed.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

you'd marry a guy for looking up obscure lyrics that are aren't important to anyone but yourself? tough times indeed.

Learn how to use quotes.

Hottub, sic 'em. :-)

[Hottub]

OK, it's all supposed to be fun and games. I made fun of your beer and cheese. Ha ha.
Let's keep this shit from getting personal. Agreed?

Carry on, eh.

[ZigZagBigBag]

OK, it's all supposed to be fun and games. I made fun of your beer and cheese. Ha ha.
Let's keep this shit from getting personal. Agreed?

Carry on, eh.

agreed. especially since nothing personal was said, nob.

keep on truckin'

[PapaBear]

agreed. especially since nothing personal was said, nob.

keep on truckin'
I'm not that great with internet slang. What does "nob" mean?

[jauble]

I generally don't like people as a whole, so I'm going to make a sweeping generalization here:

you're a piece of junk, and furthermore
I don't like your trousers
Your appalling taste in women
And what about your mind
Your insipid record collection

And your shoes suck too.



























Those who looked at there shoes and said, "What's wrong with my shoes?" reply here for a bitch slap.

what does it mean if I didnt have shoes on when I was reading that?