Ron Bennington's Moniker

[Rockvillejoe]

Sinatra had "Chairman of the Board"

Reggie Jackson is "Mr. October"

Bill Parcells is "The Tuna"

and as we all fondly remember, Wilfor Brimley will always be "The Walrus" to those amongst that were always charmed by his homey, uncle-y, pederistic manner.

But Ronnie B deserves and needs a fresh moniker. I put forth to this most venerable and hallowed forum, that Ronnie B he be known from this moment forward as....

"The Straw That Stirs The Drink". . Okay so it may not be as original as desired, but if that does not fit him to a "T", I don't know what else does......

What say you? and while you are at it, hows about one for FW and ESD?

[drjoek]

Hes Ronnie B nuff said
He does not need a moniker he is above such banality

[Rockvillejoe]

Hes Ronnie B nuff said
He does not need a moniker he is above such banality

Was Sintra banal?
Jackson banal?
please. a moniker is only given to the anti-banal. DR. JOEK.

[Gritty]

"The Big Toe"

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[ArecWithABigA]

East Side Dave: "The Loyalist", "The BEST BIT GOIN...TODAY"

Ron Bennington: "The Ether Rapist", "The Bad Uncle", "The Genius"

Fez Whatley: "The Life Ruiner", "The Paycheck Stealer", "The Unflappable"

[Rockvillejoe]

East Side Dave: "The Loyalist", "The BEST BIT GOIN...TODAY"

Ron Bennington: "The Ether Rapist", "The Bad Uncle", "The Genius"

Fez Whatley: "The Life Ruiner", "The Paycheck Stealer", "The Unflappable"

ESD: the "Carrot Topped hunk", forgot, that's david caruso's, never mind.

FW: "Mr Enigma"

RB: " Senor Sponge voice"

[Fezticle98]

Little Jack Ruby

The Ghoul

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't it already Ronnie 'Two Bucks' ?

'Gentleman' Ron Benington
Ron 'The Prince' Benington
Ron 'You bastards aren't good enough' Benington
Ron 'The oblivious Intimidator' Benington

[Freakshow]

Ron Bennington, Eater of Souls.

[GvacMobile]

The Bandit..

[realmenhatelife]

'Earl is Killing' Ron Benington

[ralphbxny]

Ron "I have two Radio shows so we are both doing good" B


The Intimidator!! Ron Bennington!

[Drunky McBetidont]

i thought it was "The mayor of Benningtonville?"

[KC2OSO]

The Velvet Fog? No.
The Punisher? No.
Crippler? No.
Spoiler? No.
Duke of Earl? No.
Sir Up of Figs? No.


The Puppet Master? Hmmmm.

[AKA]

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[ToLEEdo]

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damn bet me to the punch.

[Legolas]

I could have sworn this thing said "Ron Bennington's Mother".

[SinA]

But Ronnie B deserves and needs a fresh moniker.

I agree. Earl just isn't cutting it as producer anymore.

[Dingbat_Charlie]

I agree. Earl just isn't cutting it as producer anymore.


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[TeeBone]

KING CARNY

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Heavy is the head the wears the crown and somewhat empty is that of the Carny.

[Death Metal Moe]

Some people call him the Space Cowboy...

[Death Metal Moe]

some people call him the ganster of love...

[Death Metal Moe]

some people call him Maurice...

::guitar talk::

[Death Metal Moe]

But seriously, I don't feel he needs an official title.

But if we must, use one of his own sayings I've heard him use to describe something so great you can hardly describe it:

The Motherfuck.

That's Ronnie.

[bigtobacco]

Only one word can describe Ron Bennington: Hero.