Best Ron and Fez Show Bit Ever

[ArecWithABigA]

Every time I want to turn someone on to The Ron and Fez Show, I try to explain how great the show is and who all the characters are. However, I inevitably end up playing them the "how many 9 year olds could you beat up in a fight" bit. This may be the best bit ever on the radio. By the time Ron explains how a 9 year old would react to the sight of a dead child I've hooked em. This go to bit is a hit almost every time I play it for someone. I know how many other great bits I could play for them, but this is the clip I rely on. With all the years of incredible radio Ron and Fez have given us, I wanted to know what some other people's all time favorite bits are.

[BoondockSaint]

Seinfeld plot trivia.

[RhinoinMN]

Fez's parents anniversary party is a good one to play for virgin ears.

[Rockvillejoe]

for me its the lenay D jonah bobo segment. brilliant stuff. the ongoing wager with FW and him having to go to Tenessee eventually was hilarious.

[deliciousV]

retard football team

[Drunky McBetidont]

the jonah bobo and lenay d from a couple years ago is priceless.
the gail o stuff is great too, but kinda sad for me now
esd powerhour is great because you can drink along to it and you get to hear esd doggie diddler story
but my all time favorite is acid talk
a ton of the free fm stuff is good for people that are adverse to profanity, once they get the show the "f" words don't seem to bother them as much

[ArecWithABigA]

I would definitely agree with that the Lenay D/Jonah BOBO day was incredible. So brutal to destroy the mental psyche of a young girl.

[Rockvillejoe]

but my all time favorite is acid talk.....

how could i forget "acid talk?". that was it. the best choice.

[Marc with a c]

i'm a fan of when they took tuttle on a tour of new york, and he called his parents because he got scared, and ron got mad at him for it.

[MikeB]

when they wouldnt call you arec with a big a

[IMSlacker]

Seinfeld plot trivia.

It's Seinfeld subplot trivia. Seinfeld plot trivia would have been stupid.

[lleeder]

I like when they don't say a callers full name. Thats the best.

[high fly]

With all the years of incredible radio Ron and Fez have given us, I wanted to know what some other people's all time favorite bits are.


Everything Al Dukes...................

[pittphantoms]

I think the Lenay D stuff is what my friends laugh at the most when I try and get them to listen... when they do the spelling bee with her slays.

[Jubjubs]

Fez and Elfish's Memphis trip always does the trick for me.

Also...It answers the question of who has the coolest ringtone. Which is nice.

[Team_Ramrod]

I think I've said it on the other 2 'favorite bit' threads that were started recently, but it's got to be the 'Lefty' bit from this summer where ron went on a rant and was ready to kill Dave for any indecent words against him.

I giggle when I hear it.

[Ben Ronnington]

My favorite has to be Ron's heroic acts. The best one was when he was discussing his desire to catch a baby falling from a burning building.

[biggie]

Is the Seinfeld subplot in the file library? I couldn't seem to find it.

[IMSlacker]

Is the Seinfeld subplot in the file library? I couldn't seem to find it.

Mikeyboy never puts the really good stuff in the file library. He keeps it all for himself.

[Golfman]

EVERY FRIKKIN DAY is the best radio ever. The Lenay & Bobo bit was axe, but today was tough to listen to. The first and only time I ever even thought about changing the channel. But of course..... I couldn't stop listening.

[Devo37]

"how many 9 year olds could you beat up in a fight"

along the lines of fighting discussions, i think i'd go with 'what animals could you beat up'.

more old-school, Al Dukes stuff (Al wouldn't save a baby drowning in a river), or Billy Staples (Billy on Jon Edwards show, Bad Billy Bits, Billy goes snow-tubing).

[KC2OSO]

Old lady calling in for the Make Believe Ballroom. 10 cents a dance...

[FUNKMAN]

i liked when Dave had Roberto in the tank and brought it to David Blaine's tank with some of the other interns and the phonecalls that ensued

[NewYorkDragons80]

I don't know what happened between the time they were on WNEW and now, but there is no such thing as a bad show anymore. Every second is platinum. Ron can go off in a ridiculous tangent on hypothetical topics and make it funnier than the 2 next funniest people on earth combined... However, since the topic is about the best bit, I gotta say the hero bit they did where they talk about the autistic 3 pointer guy and the "slow" kid who Ron helped get laid, I shat myself.

[silas]

along the lines of fighting discussions, i think i'd go with 'what animals could you beat up'.



Most any hypothetical fight scenario (boys, animals, towns...) is golden.

[Slumbag]

Baritone Gay Guys, or Kenny Allen phone calls.

[soupcan]

the bit where they make Earl look incompetent and then bash him for it.

[ShowerBench]

Iris and her near-death experience in the Lincoln Tunnel

[ruggedo]

Ok I have about seventy posts on this board,and I think at least four or five have been in topics just like this one. I cant let this topic go by tho without bringing up the Crazy Jen Chinese Water Torcher. When she breaks and just starts admitting everything that ever happened in her life,and how many ways she's a retard I cant stop laughing. The first time I ever heard it I missed a good part of it because I was laughing to hard to hear it.
I guess if this topic keeps coming up I will eventually get to a hundred posts tho.

[djjd]

anything with lenay, the time travel bits, and the "could you kill everyone in a small town overnight" discussion


plus the comedy pyramids

[dim499]

Best bit ever was when one day Dave played the keyboard and somehow they came up with Dave playing along to "Messaround", I had to rewind 3 or 4 times because I couldn't hear the bit over my laughing. Man those were good times.

[sailor]

comedy pyramids. i'd pick the obese girls one.