Ron & Fez & O&A blockbuster trade thread

[Fezticle98]

Hear me out people. I propose a three team deal:

O&A send E-Rock to Boomer & Carton
Boomer & Carton send Al Dukes to Ron & Fez
Ron & Fez send Black Earl to O&A.

O&A are rid of E-Rock, R&F are rid of Earl, plus they get Al Dukes back. Happy days are here again. Works for everyone (except maybe Boomer & Carton, but who really cares about them?).

What are your trade proposals?

[jimmyolsenblues]

In any trade, do you think O&A would take earl back, because in any combination, I don't believe they would take earl.

[donnie_darko]

seeing that ron and fez need a EP that can do his job.....and as far as i remember wonderboy was doing al dukes' job....what exactly would be the point?


other than being hysterically funny.

[Fezticle98]

seeing that ron and fez need a EP that can do his job.....and as far as i remember wonderboy was doing al dukes' job....what exactly would be the point?


other than being hysterically funny.

I didn't really know of the show until XM, but if you are saying that Al Dukes is anywhere near as incompetent as Earl, I can't imagine you are telling the truth.

The hysterically funny part is important, at least Al would bring that. Earl is just a pathetic case at this point.

[chubbyknuckles]

earl is a (some pun intended) black mark on the entire trade idea, NO ONE wants him, the real trick is to get someone to think he's not that bad. Earl needs to do an old school wrestling thing, where he goes away for a few months, then comes back with some new name and gimmick. Bad news Douglas perhaps?

[Zorro]

...the only way they are going to take Earl is if team Ron picks a late night gets Earl drunk and props him in a chair on Opie's doorstep rings the bell and runs like hell...

[Bellyfullasnot]

We need to bring in Omar Minaya and learn spanish. He will come up with the best deal possible.

[Fezticle98]

...the only way they are going to take Earl is if team Ron picks a late night gets Earl drunk and props him in a chair on Opie's doorstep rings the bell and runs like hell...

What's that called when you knock on someone's door and run away?

[drjoek]

R&F need to clean house. Get rid of everyone including Dave. I know he brings some fun to the show but he also instigates ALOT of turmoil at times.
Take a listen to the three Big City shows that are available here on the board. Ron and Fez alone shooting the shit and riffing Fez is engaged and having a great time and contributing Ronnie is interacting with his budday and the hour goes by like a breeze.
They are very refreshing.

[Zorro]

What's that called when you knock on someone's door and run away?

Fun

[MikeB]

This is like on those nba team message boards where fans come up with their own trades where they have figured out a way to get like carlos boozer and dwight howard.
If you have never seen those, oh they are a treat.

[SinA]

Ron and Fez give up East Side Dave and Lilly, and two unnamed interns and get Than or Sam, E-rock and rights to Patrice Oneal. You can't have Pat Duffy and ESD together, so Duffy goes to Ron and Fez along with Steve C for Earl (cut E-rock), and Ron and Fez get Danny in exchange for Pitsy and Bronz Johnny (closer). Fez gets bought out of his contract and joins O&A, and little Jimmy goes over with Ron. Ron doesn't need Opie anymore (obviously) so he's cut but gets signed by Jimmy and Fez. Fez gets picked up in free agency by Ron and Anthony, but in order to get in under the salary cap Anthony gets traded to Jimmy and Opie, who pick up E-rock... leaving us with...

6am-11am+: The Fez and Ron show with - EP Lilly, Asst. EPs Pits and Johnny, Dave and Earl as interns


Noon-3pm: Lil Jimmy featuring Anthony and Opie ... EP Than or Sam (they would also run the website), Asst. EPs Duffy and Danny, and Steve C and E-rock as interns.

[One Dead Fred]

If the Yankees don't want him again, O &A can pick up Roger Clemens as a free agent that contributes nothing to the show around half way through the year.

[DESMO22]

Ron and Fez give up East Side Dave and Lilly, and two unnamed interns and get Than or Sam, E-rock and rights to Patrice Oneal. You can't have Pat Duffy and ESD together, so Duffy goes to Ron and Fez along with Steve C for Earl (cut E-rock), and Ron and Fez get Danny in exchange for Pitsy and Bronz Johnny (closer). Fez gets bought out of his contract and joins O&A, and little Jimmy goes over with Ron. Ron doesn't need Opie anymore (obviously) so he's cut but gets signed by Jimmy and Fez. Fez gets picked up in free agency by Ron and Anthony, but in order to get in under the salary cap Anthony gets traded to Jimmy and Opie, who pick up E-rock... leaving us with...

6am-11am+: The Fez and Ron show with - EP Lilly, Asst. EPs Pits and Johnny, Dave and Earl as interns


Noon-3pm: Lil Jimmy featuring Anthony and Opie ... EP Than or Sam (they would also run the website), Asst. EPs Duffy and Danny, and Steve C and E-rock as interns.
You nailed it on the head; are you sure your not an arbitrator for union and management negotiations.

[ArecWithABigA]

Ron and Fez give up East Side Dave and Lilly, and two unnamed interns and get Than or Sam, E-rock and rights to Patrice Oneal. You can't have Pat Duffy and ESD together, so Duffy goes to Ron and Fez along with Steve C for Earl (cut E-rock), and Ron and Fez get Danny in exchange for Pitsy and Bronz Johnny (closer). Fez gets bought out of his contract and joins O&A, and little Jimmy goes over with Ron. Ron doesn't need Opie anymore (obviously) so he's cut but gets signed by Jimmy and Fez. Fez gets picked up in free agency by Ron and Anthony, but in order to get in under the salary cap Anthony gets traded to Jimmy and Opie, who pick up E-rock... leaving us with...

6am-11am+: The Fez and Ron show with - EP Lilly, Asst. EPs Pits and Johnny, Dave and Earl as interns

Noon-3pm: Lil Jimmy featuring Anthony and Opie ... EP Than or Sam (they would also run the website), Asst. EPs Duffy and Danny, and Steve C and E-rock as interns.


Great Fucking Post!!!