My attempt to make it on last Comic standing

[CYYYFYYY]

I was there for 25 hours. I passed the first round that takes skill and I am not going to lie to you.... a lot OF LUCK.... I then went to the second round where you Do you act in front of 2 no names. I was dumb I should have realized it was NBC and I went to sexual. So I did not pass that round. I am very pissed at myself because as I said making it to the second round takes a lot of luck. My act is not even that dirty but I should have realized NBC wants very clean. I messed an amazing opportunity because I was dumb

[Hottub]

I've seen your stuff. You don't need to work blue.

Get 'em next time, kid.

[Badinia]

Yesh, a comic I know had the same experience- she did her three minutes and they said, that's very funny Lisa, but....you know this has to be televised, right?

I'm pleased with you having the cojones to try out and the gumption to stand in line! You'll get 'em next time.

[CYYYFYYY]

Oh I don;t work Blue. It was slightly durty nothing major but I was a fool way too much about sex. i could have done an amazing set without any sex

[Hottub]

C, link one of your sets here.

[high fly]

I've seen your stuff. You don't need to work blue.

Get 'em next time, kid.


Well said.
Doing standup is like being a writer in that one must deal with a lot of rejection in order to make it.

If it's in your blood, never, never give up...

[fezident]

You get props just for making the attempt.
I tried to audition a couple o' years ago. I was sorta dared into doingit because I had been doing quite a bit of writing for my (ex) wife who was actually DOING standup and sketch.
I worked out the beats and came up with about 5 solid minutes.

I went to the open call and it was sooooooooo motherf'ing cold that they actually didn't even let us wait. They let the first bunch in and told us to go home (for our own safety). After that, I never pursued it again. When I watch the show... I feel a little twinge of coulda/woulda/shoulda.


Keep on keepin' on. You'll get yer shot if ya don't just quit like I did.

[FUNKMAN]

you need some sexual healing and kudos for giving it a try

[Justice4all]

You get props just for making the attempt.


Amen!
I could not do what you do....mostly because I would plain SUCK at stand up.
And I do not know if I have the cojones to stand up in front of an audience and attempt to be funny.

You get alot of props

[NortonRules]

do you have a gimmick? seems like you'd need a gimmick to get on that show. are you a sassy fat black woman? a midget? a cripple? i assume not, if you didn't make it.
don't let them get you down.
keep up your hard work.

[ralphbxny]

Sorry to hear, but you'll get em budday!

[topless_mike]

at least you tried and did it man.
i would never have the stones to try it.

dont give up.
you'll get your break- karma works like that.

[Hottub]

I wouldn't call it a gimmick, but he is called The Voice.

[DolaMight]

do you have a gimmick? seems like you'd need a gimmick to get on that show. are you a sassy fat black woman? a midget? a cripple? i assume not, if you didn't make it.
don't let them get you down.
keep up your hard work.

That's a good point. Get a hacksaw and cut a limb off. Then go back and do jokes about people parking in handicap spots. You'll be a shoe-in.

[topless_mike]

That's a good point. Get a hacksaw and cut a limb off. Then go back and do jokes about people parking in handicap spots. You'll be a shoe-in.

'tis merely a flesh wound....

[SinA]

Oh I don;t work Blue. It was slightly durty nothing major but I was a fool way too much about sex. i could have done an amazing set without any sex


you should have just whipped it out on stage.

tap tap... is this thing on? OOOooooooohhh!

[DiabloSammich]

That's a good point. Get a hacksaw and cut a limb off. Then go back and do jokes about people parking in handicap spots. You'll be a shoe-in.



Just don't cut off your legs!!!!



Get it? Shoe-in...legs...no feet....



Screw you. I thought it was funny.

[topless_mike]

Just don't cut off your legs!!!!



Get it? Shoe-in...legs...no feet....



Screw you. I thought it was funny.

:thumbdown:
sounds like a Vos joke.

[DiabloSammich]

:thumbdown:
sounds like a Vos joke.



That could be the most horrible thing anyone has said to me on this board yet.

That's it, I'm giving up Art of the Topless for lent.

[topless_mike]

That could be the most horrible thing anyone has said to me on this board yet.

That's it, I'm giving up Art of the Topless for lent.

pffffffffft

[Hottub]

Guys,
You are in "That's Life - The Forum" Bring the jokes somewhere else.

[JerseyRich]

Comedy is for fags.

[Badinia]

Jelly is for fags.

I fixed it for you!

[JerseyRich]

I fixed it for you!

Comedy is for fags and ladies from Oregon.















I got word from Gvac today that I have to keep up on my duties to continue the insanity.
So I'm tryin'.

[Doctor Z]

i could have done an amazing set without any sex
That's why most comedians are miserable.

[Tallman388]

I just saw a commercial for the new Last Comic Standing. There is an East Side Dave impersonator. If he makes it past the first or second round, Dave should sue!