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Bulldogcakes
02-07-2008, 05:06 PM
Heavy cell phone use tied to poorer sperm quality (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080206/hl_nm/cell_phone_dc_1)

Now this looks to me like a classic example of junk science (and an opportunity for alot of easy jokes, hence my post).

It sounds like a self selecting group to me. Men who use their cell phones alot are probably men who have high stress sales jobs or other jobs/businesses which require them to be multiple places at the same time. So their diet likely sucks, they're under constant stress and VOILA! Their libido goes down. And then some genius blames the phone, even though every other study has disproven any ill effects, especially long term ones. This study admittedly has no cause and effect medical data, just anecdotal nonsense. Call me when the follow up study is done.

Marc with a c
02-07-2008, 05:11 PM
everytime my pocket calls amy i'm losing sperm?

Bulldogcakes
02-07-2008, 05:13 PM
everytime my pocket calls amy i'm losing sperm?

Yes. Amy is a baby killer.

Marc with a c
02-07-2008, 05:14 PM
amy you owe me babies

SatCam
02-07-2008, 05:20 PM
AJ is one potent motherfucker

Tenbatsuzen
02-07-2008, 05:24 PM
amy you owe me babies

400 babies! KENYANS!!!

Marc with a c
02-07-2008, 05:26 PM
400 babies! KENYANS!!!

at least two people on this board will find that funny. i'm not sure if you knew what you did, but i laughed.

high fly
02-07-2008, 05:28 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this may explain........., but wait, I don't hold the phone next to my nuts when I talk on it (no matter what you may have heard)

Kevin
02-07-2008, 05:33 PM
at least two people on this board will find that funny. i'm not sure if you knew what you did, but i laughed.

First i make you laugh.. Now Matty?? What a crazy backwards year this is becoming!!

Marc with a c
02-07-2008, 05:34 PM
First i make you laugh.. Now Matty?? What a crazy backwards year this is becoming!!

matty makes me laugh quite a bit

Bulldogcakes
02-07-2008, 05:37 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this may explain........., but wait, I don't hold the phone next to my nuts when I talk on it (no matter what you may have heard)

No, your cousin does that for you.

FUNKMAN
02-07-2008, 05:39 PM
your sperm indicator only gets two bars at the most

A.J.
02-08-2008, 04:37 AM
AJ is one potent motherfucker

:smoke:

topless_mike
02-08-2008, 04:49 AM
if they use the phone that much, they probably got bankroll.
stop being cheap and hire a fluffer.