TheMojoPin XXXk Countdown Thread

[Reephdweller]

:bye:As I write this, our venerable politico mod TheMojoPin is less than 50 posts of hitting 30,FUCKING,000 posts!

Let's all celebrate our lovable boy from the city with the big shoulders, hog butcher to the world!

Go you, you big lug!!!

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[IamFogHat]

:

Let's all celebrate our lovable boy from the city with the big shoulders, hog butcher to the world!



The windy city?

[Hottub]

Faggot.

[Reephdweller]

Faggot.


:lol:

[AngelAmy]

hey tub remember that meeting we were talkin about???

[Reephdweller]

hey tub remember that meeting we were talkin about???


fyi Tub...I'm the boyfriend.

http://somewhereindhaka.net/hasan_blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/hitman_bnm.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Faggot.



QFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Albanian

[sailor]

i hope this thread's popular so mojo hates it.

[Freakshow]

Ha. He's going to post 30,000 posts in the 'Power Pop Appreciation Thread' alone.

[Hottub]

"Big Tony" approves of this post.

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/events/0091058.jpg

[jauble]

So is this the rf.net version of y2k? Some build up and a little worry and then no one gives a fuck.

[TheMojoPin]

Jesus Christ.

Please kill me.

[Fallon]

TheMojoPin: Posts: 29,966
RonFez.net: Members: 30,063

He's almost posted for every member.

[TheGameHHH]

Jesus Christ.

Please kill me.

Seriously, get a life.

[SatCam]

30,000 posts should be where you get banned and are forced to leave your house

[TheMojoPin]

I consider me taking the bullet to make the rest of you look less nerdy and pathetic.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I consider me taking the bullet to make the rest of you look less nerdy and pathetic.


if only it was a real bullet

30K you are like a Post Burlesque Dancer

[IrishAlkey]

I'm pretty sure I've read less than five of them.

[grlNIN]

No wifi on the couch?

[IrishAlkey]

No wifi on the couch?

Gym close early?

[grlNIN]

I took a night off to post to you.

;]

[JustJon]

Jesus Christ.

Please kill me.

We can give you the "GVAC Treatment" if you'd like :wink:

[Fallon]

We can give you the "GVAC Treatment" if you'd like :wink:

You mean focus the board around Mojo?

[DiabloSammich]

We can give you the "GVAC Treatment" if you'd like :wink:



What's man sex have to do with this?

[TheMojoPin]

if only it was a real bullet

30K you are like a Post Burlesque Dancer

I predict that you'll be the next to hit this Godforsaken mark.

By the 4th of July.

[DiabloSammich]

I predict that you'll be the next to hit this Godforsaken mark.

By the 4th of July.



Hurry up and get this over with already.

I got shit to do.

[TheMojoPin]

It's never gonna happen.

[DiabloSammich]

I dare you to get to 29,999 and never post again.


That'll show us.

[Fallon]

I dare you to get to 29,999 and never post again.


That'll show us.

Yes, do that and just to make sure...

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/183/moho2ht0.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

At 29,999, I shall begin posting fulltime only under my alias, "DiabloSammich." I appreciate everyone humoring me as I have a conversation with myself. I also appreciate the praise I have received as Sammich, and I pledge to maintain this new level of posting quaity. It's a new day on the horizon!

[drjoek]

Captain Obvious writes

Thats alot of posts

[PhishHead]

Mojo has been telling me what his 30,000th post will be and it is so fucking awesome.

I cannot wait.

[DiabloSammich]

At 29,999, I shall begin posting fulltime only under my alias, "DiabloSammich." I appreciate everyone humoring me as I have a conversation with myself. I also appreciate the praise I have received as Sammich, and I pledge to maintain this new level of posting quaity. It's a new day on the horizon!



I hate you.

[Bulldogcakes]

Is Mojo XXX going to have a halftime show?

[thepaulo]

I'm such a loser...I may make a 1000 this year.

[thepaulo]

oh wait......

[bobrobot]

oh wait......

Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/chainsaw.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

He and I already broke 30K before the board changed systems or some shit and we lost thousands of posts.

Post counts are gay anyway.

[bobrobot]

He and I already broke 30K before the board changed systems or some shit and we lost thousands of posts.

Post counts are gay anyway.


Ya just got 1 back, CONGRATS!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/CrazyDMMoe.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

He and I already broke 30K before the board changed systems or some shit and we lost thousands of posts.

Post counts are gay anyway.

Shit, we did?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

[JustJon]

He and I already broke 30K before the board changed systems or some shit and we lost thousands of posts.

Post counts are gay anyway.

Only affected people who changed names

[Fallon]

Only affected people who changed names

:furious:

[PapaBear]

Only affected people who changed names
I feel sorry for the people who changed names more than once...

http://www.thepearloutlet.com/buypearls_images/South_Sea_pearl_necklace.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Only affected people who changed names

OK, I wasn't taking a shot at you Jon, I could give a fuck about my post count.

I have a lot and no one cares.

[Death Metal Moe]

Ya just got 1 back, CONGRATS!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/CrazyDMMoe.jpg

He he, nice work Big Bobo. Who loves ya more than Death Metal Moe?

OK, lots of people, but I still like ya.

Just a quick edit, I look like the judge at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit with those fucking eyes. Creepy.

[thepaulo]

I love Bobo more.

[Death Metal Moe]

I love Bobo more.

If that is true, why didn't you put him in your movie O'Halahan???

[thepaulo]

Oh he's in my friend.....and that's H-A-double rr-I-Gan spells Harrigan.

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh he's in my friend.....and that's H-A-double rr-I-Gan spells Harrigan.

Oh sorry, I just heard Ron call you O' Halahan on the "Asswack" clip. It spun by on shuffle from my iPod, I guess he was just fucking around.

[Gvac]

As I write this, our venerable politico mod TheMojoPin is less than 50 posts of hitting 30,FUCKING,000 posts!

This is terribly sad news.

I'm so sorry.

Could we move this to the "That's Life" forum?

[Reephdweller]

This is terribly sad news.

I'm so sorry.

Could we move this to the "That's Life" forum?


Hmmm....now I think we need a GVAC 13k countdown thread.

[Gvac]

I say start a Pixie countdown to 3K thread instead.

[topless_mike]

do we have a countdown till the next time hippo goes on vacation ?

[topless_mike]

I say start a Pixie countdown to 3K thread instead.

40 days, eh?
that was fast

[Bulldogcakes]

He and I already broke 30K before the board changed systems or some shit and we lost thousands of posts.

Post counts are gay anyway.

They may be gay, but you did notice losing some of yours now didn't ya!

[Gvac]

40 days, eh?
that was fast

I said Sundays were exempt.

Lent is a forty-day period before Easter. It begins on Ash Wednesday. We skip Sundays when we count the forty days, because Sundays commemorate the Resurrection. Lent begins on 6 February 2008 and ends on 22 March 2008, which is the day before Easter.
In the Roman Catholic Church, Lent officially ends at sundown on 20 March (Holy Thursday), with the beginning of the mass of the Lord’s Supper.

[TheMojoPin]

Jon, as a last request, I beg of you, please remove the pointless post count stat from our member info.

PLEASE.

[Marc with a c]

Jon, as a last request, I beg of you, please remove the pointless post count stat from our member info.

PLEASE.

seconded.

it's a self esteem thing jonathan.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

in honor of your 30k post. I will do a raptor dance

[DiabloSammich]

in honor of your 30k post. I will do a raptor dance



I'm putting five bucks in on this. BREAK IT DOWN!!!!!

[sailor]

seconded.

it's a self esteem thing jonathan.

jonafin

[cougarjake13]

still at 29,999 ???

[Neckbeard]

Destroy the counter, Jon.

[DiabloSammich]

still at 29,999 ???



Forget it jake. The Neckbeard Era has officially begun.


May God have mercy on our souls.

[Neckbeard]

Give us a beardy kissssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhh.

[cougarjake13]

Forget it jake. The Neckbeard Era has officially begun.


May God have mercy on our souls.



man all the alter ego's are out to prevent the 30 k post

[Stankfoot]

I'm expecting nothing short of a MANIFESTO for his 30k post .......

[Neckbeard]

Destroy the counter, Jon.

[Death Metal Moe]

They may be gay, but you did notice losing some of yours now didn't ya!

Yes I did because the staff made a point to let us know.

And I'm not oblivious to the fact that Mojo and I have way more posts than most people here. But it means very little.

[Neckbeard]

Exactly. Destroy the counter, Jon.

[Death Metal Moe]

Turn Your Key Jon!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

Turn Your Key Jon!!!!

You need to start working on a board character for your 29,999 Moe.


Might I suggest a overhyped, washed up NFL player, or a third-tier character from a 16 bit Nintendo game?


Or perhaps someone who rapes Halloween decorations?

[AKA]

I'm expecting nothing short of a MANIFESTO for his 30k post .......

Or something gay...like maybe a repost of the Death Metal Moe/Mojo Pinn mash up photoshopped pic from ions ago.

[sailor]

maybe when you hit 30k it gets re-set to infinity and you can feel less bad.

[AKA]

Wasn't 30,000 the number of votes Gore lost by in Florida?

http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/USPics43/2000-florida-recount01b.jpg

[Neckbeard]

You need to start working on a board character for your 29,999 Moe.


Might I suggest a overhyped, washed up NFL player, or a third-tier character from a 16 bit Nintendo game?


Or perhaps someone who rapes Halloween decorations?

I reccomend some kind of sandwich-themed character, perhaps of a devilish nature. It's worked out great for me.

[Death Metal Moe]

You need to start working on a board character for your 29,999 Moe.


Might I suggest a overhyped, washed up NFL player, or a third-tier character from a 16 bit Nintendo game?


Or perhaps someone who rapes Halloween decorations?

I already am a character. I'm going to start posting like myself at 29,999.

[grlNIN]

I reccomend some kind of sandwich-themed character, perhaps of a devilish nature. It's worked out great for me.

Uhm.

The Broodwich?

[epo]

Uhm.

The Broodwich?

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/broodwich/full/broodwich06.jpg

Now I'm starving!

[spoon]

Yes I did because the staff made a point to let us know.

And I'm not oblivious to the fact that Mojo and I have way more posts than most people here. But it means very little.

Sure moe, sure. It's the only fucking reason ur in this thread.

And I'm still convinced I'm going to beat Mojo Kneckcrotch to 30k.

[DiabloSammich]

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/broodwich/full/broodwich06.jpg

Now I'm starving!



The Broodwich! I'm such an ass, I forgot all about that! Sig Favors here I come!

[A.J.]

At 29,999, I shall begin posting fulltime only under my alias, "DiabloSammich."

Awww...I wanted "MojoMobile". :down:

[Bulldogcakes]

Awww...I wanted "MojoMobile". :down:

Not me. "Neckbeard" is a very funny name. I rank it up there with Douchebagsean and PigshitIrish as personal faves.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=34940&dateline=1200463494

And just look at that avatar. What a mouthbreeder that guy is.:wink:

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.aquateencentral.com/epguide/images/screenshots/broodwich/full/broodwich06.jpg

Now I'm starving!

Broodwich FTW.

Love it.

[WampusCrandle]

one post to go!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lets all try to log in with mojo's name

if anyone succeeds, start an Earthbrown Appreciation thread for his 30 K post

[DiabloSammich]

Not me. "Neckbeard" is a very funny name. I rank it up there with Douchebagsean and PigshitIrish as personal faves:




Hmmmmm.... (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1620650#post1620650)



Just sayin'.

[topless_mike]

i think hippo jinxed post # 30,000

[drjoek]

"Any time now Sweetheart
I'll bet you if there were some pussy on top of that obstacle, you could get up there, couldn't you?! "

[Death Metal Moe]

I kinda like the fact that he's just letting it hang there. I mean the way I post on this board now I'll never get to 30K and the next closest person is probably months off.

Mojo can just exist at 29999 for as long as he wants then break 30K at his leisure.

Live it up big man, you've been around long enough. Break 30K on your terms.

[TheKlonoPin]

I'm completely unimpressed.

[Drunky McBetidont]

TheMojoPin
Politics and Current Events Forum Moderator
I'm waiting for "Mike Tyson's Raping Penis."

Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 29,999

he will never post again:down::down::down:

[Neckbeard]

I'm completely unimpressed.

But I'm so hardcore!!!

[douchenozzle]

once you reach 30, 000 i'll give you a celebratory douche!:clap::clap::clap:

[Reephdweller]

TheMojoPin
Politics and Current Events Forum Moderator
I'm waiting for "Mike Tyson's Raping Penis."

Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 29,999

he will never post again:down::down::down:

We just need to start making the most insane and controversial political discussions and he will draw out like a boil.

[DeathMetalMatty]

Booooooooooooooo!!!

[douchenozzle]

Booooooooooooooo!!!

you want one too?

[BoxyBrown]

Boxy Sez...

Ya betta be careful who ya handing douches out to baby...

some a these Freaks will start to love ya.

[douchenozzle]

Boxy Sez...

Ya betta be careful who ya handing douches out to baby...

some a these Freaks will start to love ya.

that's the point, boxy. I would offer one to you too but wouldn't want you to collapse in on yourself

[TheMojoBox]

I just want to tell you both 'good luck' we're all counting on you

[Death Metal Moe]

TheMojoBox?

Is that what he calls his vagina?

He usually has sand in his Mojobox.

[topless_mike]

I just want to tell you both 'good luck' we're all counting on you

not the one i wanted, but it'll do

http://uf.susu.org/films/images/airplane-01.jpg

[ralphbxny]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/lo.jpg


Congrats Budday!

[cougarjake13]

Jesus Christ.

Please kill me.

you know whats sad ???

most of the people above me in posts all joined in 2001 or 2002, snoogans and hottub in 2003, reillyluck in 2006

i joined in 2005

only stugots (who joined after me had a quicker pace but he has since stopped that frenzied pace) and reillyluck are faster




TheMojoPin (2002) 29,999
Death Metal Moe (2001) 29,134
FUNKMAN (2001) 25,339
Don Stugots (2005) 21,212
JustJon (2001) 20,690
mikeyboy (2001) 19,524
A.J. (2002) 17,827
Hottub (2003) 17,537
Tenbatsuzen (2001) 15,722
Snoogans (2003) 15,383
Fallon (2001) 14,891
reillyluck (2006) 14,581
furie (2001) 13,833
Reephdweller (2002) 13,551
Tall_James (2001) 13,544

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you know whats sad ???

most of the people above me in posts all joined in 2001 or 2002, snoogans and hottub in 2003, reillyluck in 2006

i joined in 2005

only stugots (who joined after me had a quicker pace but he has since stopped that frenzied pace) and reillyluck are faster




TheMojoPin (2002) 29,999
Death Metal Moe (2001) 29,134
FUNKMAN (2001) 25,339
Don Stugots (2005) 21,212
JustJon (2001) 20,690
mikeyboy (2001) 19,524
A.J. (2002) 17,827
Hottub (2003) 17,537
Tenbatsuzen (2001) 15,722
Snoogans (2003) 15,383
Fallon (2001) 14,891
reillyluck (2006) 14,581
furie (2001) 13,833
Reephdweller (2002) 13,551
Tall_James (2001) 13,544


Im due for 10K by the end of the year, probably closer

but Im a whore and deserve an ***

[Bulldogcakes]

Im due for 10K by the end of the year, probably closer

That kinda depends on Mikeyboy, don't it? :banning:

[TheKlonoPin]

But I'm so hardcore!!!

Are ya, banny?

[Marc with a c]

posts counts make me sad

[sailor]

posts counts make me sad

stop making amy cry.

[Furtherman]

Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 29,999

I'm pretty sure that in one more post, Mojo will turn into pure energy and become a ghost in this machine.

[topless_mike]

I'm pretty sure that in one more post, Mojo will turn into pure energy and become a ghost in this machine.

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/12/A70-6480

[topless_mike]

besides...
post counts is the equivilant of measuring your dick.

[Drunky McBetidont]

besides...
post counts is the equivilant of measuring your dick.

its only gay when you do it in front of men?:blink:

[Death Metal Moe]

besides...
post counts is the equivilant of measuring your dick.

No, post counts are the equivilant of winning a pissing contest.

So Mojo covered this place in the most salty treats.

[Neckbeard]

Fuck post counts. Erase them.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Fuck post counts. Erase them.

I respect you more now

100 posts way to go sir

[thejives]

This is a shocking turn of events.
Chicago is distinguishing itself somehow.

[drjoek]

Its only a number

[Neckbeard]

Its only a number

Damn right. We don't need them.

[Reephdweller]

Its only a number


Is it?

[sailor]

if it's just a number, why let it have such power over you?

[BoondockSaint]

Chicago style pizza sucks. In fact, it's not even pizza.

[BoondockSaint]

And what's the deal with Chicago style hot dogs? They have to pile a ton of shit on them just so you can't taste them.

[scottinnj]

TheMojoPin is now Neckbeard.

I'm sooooo getting to 30,000 before him.

[scottinnj]

Chicago style pizza sucks. In fact, it's not even pizza.

You're right. It's Lasagna everywhere else.

[Freakshow]

The only funny comedians from Chicago are the ones that are really from Canada!

[drjoek]

TheMojoPin
Politics and Current Events Forum Moderator
I'm waiting for "Mike Tyson's Raping Penis."




Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 30,000
11:42PM 2/12/08

Alt Country Appreciation Thread
:clap:

[The Jays]

Go Mojo!

Wow, 30,000! I know we say post counts are nothing, but, they kinda do.

Congrats!

I'm at 9,999 myself on my home board. Wondering what exactly makes a good 10,000th post on a board that only 10 people visit.

[TheMojoPin]

In all seriousness, I fucking loathe this thread.

[Reephdweller]

In all seriousness, I fucking loathe this thread.

And THAT my friend is the very essence of why this thread was born.

[mikeyboy]

Yay!

[A.J.]

TheMojoPin
Politics and Current Events Forum Moderator
I'm waiting for "Mike Tyson's Raping Penis."




Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 30,000
11:42PM 2/12/08

Alt Country Appreciation Thread
:clap:

Christ, it's about time!

[Marc with a c]

mojo is three times the loser i am

[DiabloSammich]

HOORAY for Mojo!!!!!! You're the best!!!!!!


http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/76/70/22187076.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

In all seriousness, I fucking loathe this thread.

then it must continue

Mods Please make it the XXKI thread 3100 here we come

[TheKlonoPin]

big fucking deal.

[WampusCrandle]

congrats mojo .... i will slaughter a calf in your honor

[disneyspy]

congrats mr mt everest

[hammersavage]

See? I would been merged like an animal.

[Hottub]

Jesus Christ...

[disneyspy]

well hes at XXXX K not XXX K so it woulda been more appropriate,hes the cal ripken jr of .net

[Aggie]

You should celebrate by shaving off your beard and making a merkin out of it.

Congrats. I think.

[~Katja~]

so it took ya about a year from 30 to 40k... I think I am going at the same rate and I am not sure it is a good thing

[TheMojoPin]

Fuck this thread.

[Hottub]

Yeah. Fuck it.