How do I become a paparazzi ?

[lleeder]

If just get a camera and start following Britney around LA will I be a member of the paparazzi? Is there some sort of protocol to follow like the mafia or can we all just stalk celebrities? Just think how easy it would be. Why am I wasting my life walking around these non-celebrity filled streets. There are so many famous peope just asking for it. If you know what I need to do please help me twards my dream.

[led37zep]

Grab a camera, take pics, call TMZ.

Done, Done, Done.

[Hottub]

I believe you become a paparazzo, and join the ranks of the paparazzi.

Dummy.

[ChrisTheCop]

This should go as well as your aspirations to become a radio show call in guy.

[lleeder]

This should go as well as your aspirations to become a radio show call in guy.

So...super successful? :thumbup:

[sailor]

I believe you become a paparazzo, and join the ranks of the paparazzi.

Dummy.

i was so looking forward to making that joke. :(

[lleeder]

i was so looking forward to making that joke. :(

I know its paparazzo but I refuse to use that. Fuck correct grammar in its fuckhole.

[MadMatt]

This sounds like the process, from what I have heard:


Move to an area near an entertainment center (ex: NYC, Hollywood, etc.)
Buy a camera and learn basic functions.
Find all-weather gear and prepare for lengthy stakeouts.
Ignore all social mores and the concept of human decency in an effort to get whaqt you want.
Have soul removed.
Profit!

[lleeder]

This sounds like the process, from what I have heard:


Move to an area near an entertainment center (ex: NYC, Hollywood, etc.)
Buy a camera and learn basic functions.
Find all-weather gear and prepare for lengthy stakeouts.
Ignore all social mores and the concept of human decency in an effort to get whaqt you want.
Have soul removed.
Profit!


I believe I have number 5 taken care of already.

[NortonRules]

Just be sure to give Lilly some inside info for her segment on the show.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

first sell your soul

then follow around C and B Listers to get your feet wet

once you survive your first few mace attacks and bodyguard beatings, you are set for the A Listers

[Team_Ramrod]

1 Get heavy
2 grow a beard
3 scout out some hiding spots to get candids
4 get a camera, spare no expense on a lens
5 start your own photography business
6 make deals with fishwraps

5 is the big one.... if you are taking tons of pictures without a license, you are a stalker. If you have a business license, you are a professional.

Trust me, I know this.

The only business I don't have registered is one that allows Jacking ouside someones window while they change at night.

Apparently there is no category, even if there was the law deters that kind of action.... so I hear.

[drjoek]

7) Lose a chromsome