Why does TommyZ suck at life?

[epo]

I've heard this guy on Ron & Fez and read his blog. Honestly his views and opinions are embarrassing to all of us in the human race. So I ask why oh why would Fez offer this pathetic man, a man who makes Michael Winslow look like a talent, his own radio show on XM in the context of a bet?

His views are misogynistic & idiotic...and he seems pretty gay. So I ask you all, why does this Tommy Z suck at life so bad?

[Marc with a c]

wait. we're allowed to make fun of michael winslow?

[PapaBear]

Damn. I hate to see epo banned for a day. :glurps:

[Plethora]

You know how Ron loves Police Academy movies... Maybe if we banded together and just bought Ron a bunch of Police Academy movies, he might let Michael Winslow drift away into the tedious ether. Maybe we could get him a whole humidor full of Police Academy movies.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Nice knowin' ya Epo. I love ya (no homo). Stay strong, Brother-Man!! ...

























i agree with you a little bit but he doesn't seem like he out and out sucks at life...does he?

[epo]

You know how Ron loves Police Academy movies... Maybe if we banded together and just bought Ron a bunch of Police Academy movies, he might let Michael Winslow drift away into the tedious ether. Maybe we could get him a whole humidor full of Police Academy movies.

If only it were that easy......

Vroommmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

[Slumbag]

You're a brave gentleman, epo. Someone had to say it.
You will be missed, but respect will be earned.


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[epo]

Damn. I hate to see epo banned for a day. :glurps:

Sometimes PapaBear, a vacation ain't a bad way to go.

[thepaulo]

What is this....Russia?

[sailor]

What is this....Russia?

yes, we moved you while you were sleeping.

[DiabloSammich]

Wooooooooo!!!!!!! Fuck yeah, epo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snacks]

what did epo do wrong that put him on vacation? is it because this thread?

[Tallman388]

We are not to speak ill of Z-man as per instructions from management.

[Snacks]

We are not to speak ill of Z-man as per instructions from management.

really? why?

You're not serious. Are you?

[jauble]

really? why?

You're not serious. Are you?

it was part of the fez bet

[drjoek]

We are not to speak ill of Z-man as per instructions from management.

For 30 days only

[ralphbxny]

I miss unbanned Epo!

[Heather 8]

He was the best. :glurps:

[Neckbeard]

Fuck Michael Winslow.

Carl Winslow is where it's at. BIG FAT DYNAMO FTW.

[RhinoinMN]

Fuck Michael Winslow.

Carl Winslow is where it's at. BIG FAT DYNAMO FTW.

Thanks big guy.

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Sarah/urkel.jpg

[foodcourtdruide]

I will show unity with my friend epo, though it will get me banned.

TommyZ sucks!

[mikeyboy]

I will show unity with my friend epo, though it will get me banned.

TommyZ sucks!

Sorry to do it, fcd, but we must adhere to the terms of the bet. See you in 24 hours.

[HBox]

Sorry to do it, fcd, but we must adhere to the terms of the bet. See you in 24 hours.

I'm going to say to you what Ron said to Fez:

NO MORE BETS.

[RhinoinMN]

Sorry to do it, fcd, but we must adhere to the terms of the bet. See you in 24 hours.

2minutes. that is impressive.

At least epo had the chance to run around firing his guns for a while.

[Heather 8]

After today's read, you might as well ban me. I can't trust myself to not badmouth Z.

[Kevin]

This is insane fucking bullshit.. NO MORE FUCKING BETS.. WE ARE GROWNED UP PEOPLE! We are supposed to be censored beacuse of hack fucking bets now? What is this place turning into??


If i knew this was going to be taken seriously, I would have rooted for my Giants to lose.

[Fallon]

This is insane ****** ********.. NO MORE ****** BETS.. WE ARE GROWNED UP PEOPLE! We are supposed to be censored beacuse of hack ****** Bets now? What is this place turning into??

If i knew about thiswas going to be taken seriously, I would have rooted for my Giants to lose.

A bet's a bet.

[Dougie Brootal]

im sorry. i hate the zman. well not hate, but i dont like anything he thinks or says.

does that count as bashing?

can you still read the board when you are banned?

[Snoogans]

im sorry. i hate the zman. well not hate, but i dont like anything he thinks or says.

does that count as bashing?

can you still read the board when you are banned?

unless you get IP banned, yes you can

[Dougie Brootal]

unless you get IP banned, yes you can

good to know.

[Neckbeard]

Tommy Z is Albanian.

[Snoogans]

Tommy Z is Albanian.

that explains everything

[ralphbxny]

Tommy Z is Albanian.

WOW !! Is that an Insult to Albanians?

[Neckbeard]

WOW !! Is that an Insult to Albanians?

Albania is an insult to the world.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I dont think the Z man is funny

but I like his courage to take a Bet with the Giants no spread against the 18-0 Pats

so I wont mock him and get banned

[PhishHead]

Tommy Z is Albanian.

like snoogans said this explains everything.

[DiabloSammich]

This will be the greatest message board in history on March 1st.

I have a feeling I know what the subject of the top twenty threads will be.

[HBox]

I hear Albanians have trouble doing radio that doesn't make you want to smash your head into a wall.

Albanians in general of course.

[Knowledged_one]

Well i hated this boxer: Tommy Gunn

http://www.boxing-memorabilia.com/images/tommy-morrison.jpg

and this wrestler: The Z-man

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Arena/9893/vikingz9.JPG

or some combos of their names

[DiabloSammich]

Maybe MojoPin will give us his 30k post in this thread.

Just sayin.

[Neckbeard]

The one and the only BIG Z:

http://cache.deadspin.com/archives/zambrano.jpg

Any other Z's are lepers and kid touchers.

[DolaMight]

Tommy Z is Albanian.

I heard he converted to pollack for the jokes.

[mikeyboy]

The one and the only BIG Z:

http://cache.deadspin.com/archives/zambrano.jpg

Any other Z's are lepers and kid touchers.

I'm going to force you to use that other name.

[HBox]

HAHA 30000 here we come!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I bet he will make another boardname insulting a sports figure in Chicago

Id like Harry Carry's Corpse

[drjoek]

I heard he converted to pollack for the jokes.

http://www.monroegallery.com/showcase/images/MH_JacksonPollock2.jpg
http://www.roland-collection.com/rolandcollection/images/stills/34-482B.gif

[midwestjeff]

I bet he will make another boardname insulting a sports figure in Chicago

Id like Harry Carry's Corpse

Walter Payton's Cancer.

[Kevin]

Walter Payton's Cancer.

Ron Santo's missing leg..

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The one and the only BIG Z:

http://cache.deadspin.com/archives/zambrano.jpg

Any other Z's are lepers and kid touchers.

How Dare You Insult

http://www.interbasket.net/players/ilgauskas3.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

SteveBartman'sVagina

[drjoek]

Mrs Olearys Cow

[midwestjeff]

William Perry's Super Bowl Touchdown.

Zambrano's Creepy Finger.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jim Mcmahon's Creepy Sunglasses

[mikeyboy]

John Belushi's Vomit

[IMSlacker]

Ron Santo's missing leg..

legs.

[DiabloSammich]

MikeDitka'sEgo

[Kevin]

John Belushi's Vomit

Jim Belushi's beer belly.

[IMSlacker]

Jim Mcmahon's Creepy Sunglasses

Jim McMahon's bad haircut.

[midwestjeff]

Every Year That's Not 1908.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

The Superbowl Shuffle Pin

[DolaMight]

HAHA 30000 here we come!

Yep he's cornered. Unless he comes up with a better name than Neckbeard. Good luck.

[Knowledged_one]

Rashaan Sallaams Joint

[Kevin]

Moises Alou's piss hands.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Michael Jordan's Gambling Debt

[A.J.]

Mrs Olearys Cow

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[drjoek]

Al Capones Vault

[PhishHead]

How can anyone ban neckbeard when he was just speaking the truth about how bad tommy z really is?

I can't let neckbeard be alone.

Tommy Z sucks and is radio cancer.

[Kevin]

Lucky Luciano's Luck

[King Hippos Bandaid]

How can anyone ban neckbeard when he was just speaking the truth about how bad tommy z really is?

I can't let neckbeard be alone.

Tommy Z sucks and is radio cancer.

noooooooooo, not Phishy

how will we survie

[drjoek]

Oprahs Vajajay

[mikeyboy]

How can anyone ban neckbeard when he was just speaking the truth about how bad tommy z really is?

I can't let neckbeard be alone.

Tommy Z sucks and is radio cancer.

Not phishy too...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/8/82/CryingIndian.jpg

[midwestjeff]

How can anyone ban neckbeard when he was just speaking the truth about how bad tommy z really is?

I can't let neckbeard be alone.

Tommy Z sucks and is radio cancer.

Bob Weir-1
Phishy-0 :banning:

[Kevin]

Oprahs Vajajay

Stedmans Boyfriend

[Knowledged_one]

Cade McNown 12th overall pick

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Bob Weir-1
Phishy-0 :banning:

:lol: funny but Wrong

this stinks, I bet Mikeyboy laughed about the other bannings, but this phishy banning hurt

[DolaMight]

Babe Ruth's Soiled Knickerbockers

[Kevin]

Babe Ruth's Soiled Knickerbockers

What does that have to do with Chicargo?

[DolaMight]

What does that have to do with Chicargo?

Sorry. I meant;

Hippo Vaughn's Solied Knickerbockers.

Stupid spell check.

[drjoek]

I've heard this guy on Ron & Fez and read his blog. Honestly his views and opinions are embarrassing to all of us in the human race. So I ask why oh why would Fez offer this pathetic man, a man who makes Michael Winslow look like a talent, his own radio show on XM in the context of a bet?

His views are misogynistic & idiotic...and he seems pretty gay. So I ask you all, why does this Tommy Z suck at life so bad?

Fuck Michael Winslow.

Carl Winslow is where it's at. BIG FAT DYNAMO FTW.

I will show unity with my friend epo, though it will get me banned.

TommyZ sucks!

How can anyone ban neckbeard when he was just speaking the truth about how bad tommy z really is?

I can't let neckbeard be alone.

Tommy Z sucks and is radio cancer.

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a
study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm
singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar
situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a
situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into
the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get
anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if
one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and
they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony,
they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them.
And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in
singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an
organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and
all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the
guitar.

With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and
sing it when it does. Here it comes.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud.
I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it
for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired.

So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part
harmony and feeling.

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.

All right now.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant

[ralphbxny]

People are falling left and right! Mikeyboy is running a tight ship !!

[Chimee]

If I said that the TimmyYMan sucked at life, would I be banned?

[mikeyboy]

If I said that the TimmyYMan sucked at life, would I be banned?

probably

[Dougie Brootal]

this guy blows.
http://www.tomzenk.net/zenkgunndvd_cover.jpg

[ralphbxny]

this guy blows.
http://www.tomzenk.net/zenkgunndvd_cover.jpg


Is that a Young Tommy Z? Very impressive. He was one of the best jobbers ever!

[Plethora]

probably

But, Michael Winslow is still fair game, right? Because boy does that Michael Winslow rely almost exclusively on jokes lifted from the pages of Playboy magazine circa 1974...

[jauble]

Sammy Sosa's Corked Bat

[Tenbatsuzen]

Bob Swersky's Clot

[furie]

Who? :huh:

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Mikeyboy was correct in banning these American faggots for their disrespect of that fat Italian voice machine. Good job Sir

[led37zep]

Mikeyboy was correct in banning these American faggots for their disrespect of that fat Italian voice machine. Good job Sir

I thought you left.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

viva la Great Tigers Turban

[Hottub]

I thought you left.

I think he may be leaving soon.:smoke:

[drjoek]

viva la Great Tigers Turban
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[Great Tiger's Turban]

I think he may be leaving soon.:smoke:

I said nothing mean, I was in fact supporting the all mighty mikeyboy. Please don't bully me

[Randy Mfn Moss]

Maybe if I would have hustled and thrown a couple blocks we would be free to ridicule the Z-Man on this board without fear of banishment....

[Hottub]

I said nothing mean, I was in fact supporting the all mighty mikeyboy. Please don't bully me

Nothing personal. I just like banning you.

[Randy Mfn Moss]

I said nothing mean, I was in fact supporting the all mighty mikeyboy. Please don't bully me

dont you talk to my budday hottub like that... I'll hit you harder then I did that women cop who tired to stop me at an intersection!

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Maybe if I would have hustled and thrown a couple blocks we would be free to ridicule the Z-Man on this board without fear of banishment....

Yes thank you for that faggot American meat head. You did this board a great justice for people not being able to make humorless guinea jokes

[Great Tiger's Turban]

dont you talk to my budday hottub like that... I'll hit you harder then I did that women cop who tired to stop me at an intersection!

I like your style

[Randy Mfn Moss]

Yes thank you for that faggot American meat head. You did this board a great justice for people not being able to make humorless guinea jokes

Randy Moss ain't no faggot... I like the bitches!!! you best recognize!

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Randy Moss ain't no faggot... I like the bitches!!! you best recognize!

How is a man who loves bitches always being pinched for hitting them. I am no faggot infidel, I just like your stance on women

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Randy Moss ain't no faggot... I like the bitches!!! you best recognize!


you like 18-1

Zman set you str8, some people may think Zman is a waste of life piece of shit who should be behind the scenes and never allowed to pollute the Ron & Fez airwaves

not me, He knew that you Patriots were all bitches and now you all are his bitches

[Randy Mfn Moss]

How is a man who loves bitches always being pinched for hitting them. I am no faggot infidel, I just like your stance on women

that bitch starting talking shit wouldn't you know... I reached back like a pimp and I smacked the hoe... her father jumps up and started to shout so I threw a right cross knocked his old ass out!

[booster11373]

If Zman and Stalin were both drowning in a river I would gladly throw Zman a life preserver

[jauble]

Im not insulting the zman im just saying apparently its really easy to be labled a humorist...you dont even need to be funny

[FUNKMAN]

Im not insulting the zman im just saying apparently its really easy to be labled a humorist...you dont even need to be funny

comedy is in the ear of the behearder...

[booster11373]

I think Zman is at least if not more funny then Dan Rather

[TheKlonoPin]

TommyZ is a fucking spazz. He could use my help.

[Bonus]

Booo ... Leave the poor fellah alone. Z-Man's a good guy.

If you ain't got nothing nice to say...

[Kevin]

Booo ... Leave the poor fellah alone. Z-Man's a good guy.

If you ain't got nothing nice to say...

He caled him a poor fellah... BAN HEEEEM!!!

[PapaBear]

Woo Hoo!!! Epo got a 3 hour reprieve!!! Welcome back, budday!

[MellySmelly]

Synna a Zman 'as mo 'n ddrylliog eiddo arfoga yn pratio acha 'r bacia. Lonydda ca gwaharddedig ai Felltithia 'i i mewn Cymraeg? Rwyt ti'n esgys fach pathetic 'am dyn! Cay dy geg, a 'dos i ffwcio dy gath i fyny'r pen ol! Ma bys bach fi yn fwy 'na esgys ti am goc. Cachau bant!
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