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topless_mike
02-11-2008, 05:50 AM
This goes out to our very own King Hippo.

Not only does he entertaint us with his posts, but this rookie has amassed almost 7000 posts in his first year alone (test him for steriods).

he brings us a love for bacon, banning pleasures, punching bag/target for jokes, sure bets (locks), and a legion of fans / tribute board characters.

Hippo, this is for you
http://content2.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz3/12798/12798_res1_G1150EBudweiserKingBudweiserLabelBeerPi tcher.jpg

Chip196
02-11-2008, 05:51 AM
Hippo is definitely a cool cat.

RhinoinMN
02-11-2008, 05:53 AM
Hippo is the coolest.

He is my brother from the homeland.

PhishHead
02-11-2008, 05:55 AM
He brings us raptor dancing.

ralphbxny
02-11-2008, 06:05 AM
He is a Rookie like this guy:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/ichiro.jpg

But we share our love for

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/mcrib-.jpg

and

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/bacon5.jpg


Long live Mr. Hippo sir!

Dougie Brootal
02-11-2008, 06:09 AM
hes on my buddy list.:wub:

drjoek
02-11-2008, 06:09 AM
Hes a post whore





But hes OUR post whore





Long Live the King
:king:

did ya see what I did there with the king thingy and the red and the big font didya didya?

DiabloSammich
02-11-2008, 06:53 AM
Hi, this is Kenny, the actor who plays DiabloSammich on the RonFez.net messageboard.


Hippo is one of my favorite posters, flat out, and he was one of the few that paid attention to me when I first started posting. He made me feel comfortable, and made me feel I could be part of this board. Thanks buddy.

PhishHead
02-11-2008, 06:58 AM
Hi, this is Kenny, the actor who plays DiabloSammich on the RonFez.net messageboard.


Hippo is one of my favorite posters, flat out, and he was one of the few that paid attention to me when I first started posting. He made me feel comfortable, and made me feel I could be part of this board. Thanks buddy.

Don't you mean Kevin?

DiabloSammich
02-11-2008, 07:01 AM
Don't you mean Kevin?



In your perverted dreams, bucko.

PhishHead
02-11-2008, 07:03 AM
In your perverted dreams, bucko.

well I mean i thought you were Mojo, and Kevin is his real name.

Neckbeard
02-11-2008, 07:39 AM
I love his humps.

DiabloSammich
02-11-2008, 08:13 AM
I love his humps.


His lovely lady lumps?

JerseyRich
02-11-2008, 08:30 AM
He's from Staten Island...

How great can he be?

RhinoinMN
02-11-2008, 08:31 AM
I love his humps.

His lovely lady lumps?

He's got me spedin..







I know.....I killed it.

Neckbeard
02-11-2008, 08:33 AM
His lovely lady lumps?

If you close your eyes.

IamPixie
02-11-2008, 09:27 AM
God bless him, and his thick skin.

PhishHead
02-11-2008, 09:29 AM
He likes Golgi thats all that needs to be said.

Kevin
02-11-2008, 09:37 AM
To the biggest postwhore since Quesediche Pisans..





































At least you bring something to the table...

ralphbxny
02-11-2008, 09:38 AM
If you close your eyes.

You should check them out!

King Hippos Bandaid
02-11-2008, 09:39 AM
I'm blushing like a school girl

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carry-prom.jpg


but am waiting for the Carrie Blood


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/SpacekCarrieBlood.jpg

Neckbeard
02-11-2008, 09:40 AM
I'm blushing like a school girl

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carry-prom.jpg


but am waiting for the Carrie Blood


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/SpacekCarrieBlood.jpg

It's pig's blood, so you'd just drink it all like a hobo with a bucket of soup.

PhishHead
02-11-2008, 09:46 AM
It's pig's blood, so you'd just drink it all like a hobo with a bucket of soup.

HAHA that made me laugh alot.

Screw mojo, keep neckbeard.

Furtherman
02-11-2008, 09:50 AM
I'm glad he didn't get swept up in that Staten Island mob raid.

Snacks
02-11-2008, 10:11 AM
he is one of my favorites on here.

King Hippos Bandaid
02-11-2008, 11:42 AM
lets stop bashing the Zman and start posting here

Soda Popinski's Vodka
02-11-2008, 11:57 AM
King Hippo is loved in mother russia. He drink vodka and eat bacon like real man.

Mother Russia salute you King Hippo's Bandaid

Dingbat_Charlie
02-11-2008, 12:18 PM
but could he defeat Bear Hugger?

Tall_James
02-11-2008, 01:09 PM
He's my favorite non-conjoined twin.

Bossanova
02-11-2008, 02:00 PM
This has to be a fucking joke. This post whoring hack Giant fan gets a thread before Kevin? Horse shit. Actually on second thought that makes sense. Hip is ok with me

Randy Mfn Moss
02-11-2008, 02:56 PM
This Hippo Jinxed me out of my ring.... I'll show him about as much apprication as I showed the fans in Greenbay!

cougarjake13
02-11-2008, 03:34 PM
i appreciate king hippo for keeping his mouth shut during the nfl playoffs


now if he'll likewise follow suit during the mlb season i'll be even more appreciative

FUNKMAN
02-11-2008, 03:36 PM
heckuva ballplayer, very funny in person as well!

TeeBone
02-11-2008, 04:56 PM
Atta boy, Hippo

RhinoinMN
02-11-2008, 05:03 PM
This Hippo Jinxed me out of my ring.... I'll show him about as much apprication as I showed the fans in Greenbay!

you sir, can eat my ass.

Dash77
02-11-2008, 06:32 PM
God bless him, and his thick skin.

It has no choice to be thick with all that beacon in his body...

You the best man...

IMSlacker
02-11-2008, 07:00 PM
I made Hippos a new sig in honor of this thread.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/KHB-TRex-Sig.gif

King Hippos Bandaid
02-11-2008, 07:03 PM
I made Hippos a new sig in honor of this thread.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/KHB-TRex-Sig.gif

I will add this immediately to my sig rotation
thanks slacker

ToddEVF
02-11-2008, 07:11 PM
hippo, since I have returned to this board you have been a great poster and post whore. and thank you for being appreciated in this thread, as now I have my 5k finally. But seriously your a great poster

led37zep
02-12-2008, 11:45 AM
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/shirts/americanapparel/baconfront.jpg

Neckbeard
02-12-2008, 12:11 PM
Hippo has officially replaced Sheepy as the adorable board mascot because he actually posts, his animal is much more awesome and he rules the chat.

Sorry about the inevitable Jezo stalking, Hippo.

HIPPO FOR MOD. DOWN WITH SHEEPY.

Randy Mfn Moss
02-12-2008, 01:51 PM
you sir, can eat my ass.


you pissed cause I left your cold, shitty, worthless city.... Minnesota ain't big enough for Randy Moss... Good luck with Troy Williamson. My Patriots will take it all next year!

IamPixie
02-12-2008, 01:53 PM
Hippo has officially replaced Sheepy as the adorable board mascot because he actually posts, his animal is much more awesome and he rules the chat.

Sorry about the inevitable Jezo stalking, Hippo.

HIPPO FOR MOD. DOWN WITH SHEEPY.

but, he's the birthday boy!

Neckbeard
02-12-2008, 02:00 PM
but, he's the birthday boy!

He gave up on us. We must give up on him.

DiabloSammich
02-12-2008, 02:03 PM
you sir, can eat my ass.


Why is that your answer for everything?


Look, I'll tell you the same thing my mother told me. Your ass is not a plaything.

Earlshog
02-12-2008, 02:33 PM
if it wasn't for great tigers turban, King would be my favorite poster...

TheKlonoPin
02-12-2008, 05:36 PM
King Hippo's prehistoric dancing style brings shame to this board.

cougarjake13
02-13-2008, 02:05 PM
i liked soda popinski better

TheMojoPin
02-13-2008, 03:36 PM
Hippo can join Sheepy on the "dead to us" pile of shame.

led37zep
03-17-2008, 01:08 AM
I can't think of any better place to post this treat.


Bacon Coffee (http://www.bocajava.com/showProductDetail.do?productId=5370&catalogId=19)

Sheeplovr
03-17-2008, 03:47 AM
Hippo can join Sheepy on the "dead to us" pile of shame.

what the heck

topless_mike
03-17-2008, 04:49 AM
I can't think of any better place to post this treat.


Bacon Coffee (http://www.bocajava.com/showProductDetail.do?productId=5370&catalogId=19)

how about bacon-flavored gum? or bacon flavored ice cream?

want to impress me? bacon-scented car air freshener

TheMojoPin
03-17-2008, 07:09 AM
what the heck

QFT.

jauble
03-17-2008, 07:12 AM
how about bacon-flavored gum? or bacon flavored ice cream?

want to impress me? bacon-scented car air freshener

I think I saw a bacon ice cream on Iron Chef America, but Im not 100 percent on that.

King Hippos Bandaid
03-17-2008, 08:07 AM
thanks led, i hate coffee, but bacon coffee may be the coffee to bring me to the dark side of coffee

I assume it comes with a piece of bacon as a garnish

thejives
03-17-2008, 08:17 AM
Hippo is the kind of guy Diablosammich could take home to his momma.

Kris10
03-17-2008, 11:44 AM
Took sheepy long enough.

topless_mike
03-17-2008, 11:48 AM
he's a tad behind the times.

led37zep
04-24-2008, 07:03 AM
He's starting to influence the children.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/27apr23-smart-kid.jpg

Snacks
04-24-2008, 07:23 AM
He's starting to influence the children.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/27apr23-smart-kid.jpg

I want my bacon now.