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booster11373
02-20-2008, 02:54 PM
Im sure this guy has been laid by more chicks then I will ever even think of but still he comes off like a douche and now he has his own sex tape see for yourself!

clips NSFW

http://valleywag.com/358401/gene-simmons-sex-tape-leaked-on-web-nsfw

Uncle Fezster
02-20-2008, 03:28 PM
I miss Foreigner

pennington
02-20-2008, 03:34 PM
Not a big fan of foreplay is he?

cupcakelove
02-20-2008, 03:38 PM
There's no way in hell I'm clicking on that link.

Marc with a c
02-20-2008, 03:38 PM
if i had to choose anybody to get cunnilingus from it might be him.

KnoxHarrington
02-20-2008, 04:39 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bulldogcakes
02-20-2008, 04:43 PM
Not a big fan of foreplay is he?

Silly Goose. Rockstars don't need foreplay. That's for us mere mortals.

But he is a fan a big fake titties.

mikeyboy
02-20-2008, 04:46 PM
But he is a fan a big fake titties.

'cept for his own (although most likely real). I notice he keeps his shirt on in all of the screen caps.

earthbrown
02-20-2008, 04:48 PM
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

What a tiny little dick!!!! He is like 6'2" with a 5" dick!!!!


HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA...

K

Uncle Fezster
02-20-2008, 04:53 PM
'cept for his own (although most likely real). I notice he keeps his shirt on in all of the screen caps.

No, he keeps his shirt on because he "burns" easily

TheMojoPin
02-20-2008, 05:01 PM
I like how the thread title clarified that he's "Gene Simmons of KISS," as opposed to all the other famous Gene Simmonses out there you might mistake it for.

Bulldogcakes
02-20-2008, 05:02 PM
My favorite comment


By Shazz 8:15 PM

Hmm, he's ugly, looks rude, and by the looks of the bimbo getting molested by him, he has bad breath. Yup, its Gene.

Bulldogcakes
02-20-2008, 05:04 PM
I like how the thread title clarified that he's "Gene Simmons of KISS," as opposed to all the other famous Gene Simmonses out there you might mistake it for.

http://www.rockabillyhall.com/GeneSimmonsHDR.jpg

Gene Simmons was born in Tupelo, Mississippi and moved to Memphis, Tennessee in 1958. While playing different clubs in the Memphis area in his early years, Gene's unique style and down to earth manner caught the prized attention of Sam Phillips, owner of the infamous "Sun Records" company. It would just be a matter of days before the fast-acting Sam Phillips would add Gene to his impressive list of stars signed with Sun Records: Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison and Charlie Rich.

As his musical career was continuing to develop, Gene was approached and joined the famous "Bill Black Combo" as lead singer. Together, the Combo gained national attention and made appearances on popular television shows which, of course, included "The Ed Sullivan Show" and "American Bandstand."

Their performances continued to gain favor with the public until the untimely death of Bill Black. Gene soon signed with "Hi Records" and made a name for himself shortly after release of the whimsical and delightful "Haunted House" in 1964. It would be his first natinal million selling smash hit and would launch him on a lengthy world tour.

Returning to the states, and due a long-awaited rest, the creative international star turned his talents to song writing. Barbara Mandrell, Mel Tillis, Gene Watson, and a host of other Nashville recording artists did Gene proud with their renditions of his songs.

The 1980's saw the resurgence of "Old Time Rock 'N Roll" abroad which brought about the re-issue of Gene's entire catalog of recordings throughout Europe. Once again, Gene would find himself touring away from home-this time bringing his 50's and 60's hits to a new generation of fans. Gene just recently co-wrote "Indian Outlaw" by Tim McGraw, selling over 5 million copies and co-wrote songs for Hank Williams, Jr., and Ken Mellons


Touche!

TheMojoPin
02-20-2008, 05:06 PM
*AHEM*

as opposed to all the other famous Gene Simmonses

pennington
02-20-2008, 05:07 PM
http://www.rockabillyhall.com/GeneSimmonsHDR.jpg



Now that's a sex tape I'd like to see.

Bulldogcakes
02-20-2008, 05:07 PM
*AHEM*

But he's a member of the Rock-a-Billy HALL OF FAME!!

COME ON!!

sailor
02-20-2008, 05:07 PM
I like how the thread title clarified that he's "Gene Simmons of KISS," as opposed to all the other famous Gene Simmonses out there you might mistake it for.

i was literally just thinking that.

Bulldogcakes
02-20-2008, 05:08 PM
Now that's a sex tape I'd like to see.

Oh the things he can do with a Banjo.

TheMojoPin
02-20-2008, 05:09 PM
http://www.rockabillyhall.com/GeneSimmonsHDR.jpg

I'll take "what would happen if Jackie the Joke Man and Don Imus had a baby" for $500, Alex.

Judge Smails
02-20-2008, 05:11 PM
I like how the thread title clarified that he's "Gene Simmons of KISS," as opposed to all the other famous Gene Simmonses out there you might mistake it for.

I'd rather watch a sex video of Jean Simmons.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/Simmons_Dawning.jpg/250px-Simmons_Dawning.jpg

pennington
02-20-2008, 05:15 PM
Silly Goose. Rockstars don't need foreplay. That's for us mere mortals.

I'm no rock star. I spend about 90% of my time on foreplay.

There, I admit it. I'm free. Do what you will...

pennington
02-20-2008, 05:21 PM
I'd rather watch a sex video of Jean Simmons.

It depends what year, my friend:

http://www.uknet.net/showcase/Signedpics/jean_simmons1.jpg

FUNKMAN
02-20-2008, 05:40 PM
i'd rather watch paul stanley take a shit

A.J.
02-21-2008, 04:22 AM
There's no way in hell I'm clicking on that link.

Exactly. Not even if it's Shannon Tweed he's banging.

King Hippos Bandaid
02-21-2008, 05:21 AM
I bet Gene Simmons tries to market it and get royalties instead of getting it off the intraweb and video

FANDICK
02-21-2008, 06:22 AM
He doesn't seem too "dynamic" in those clips.

And what's with the t-shirt?

Dingbat_Charlie
02-21-2008, 06:56 AM
where's Tupelo? Right next to Onebelow.

Death Metal Moe
02-21-2008, 09:08 AM
There's no way in hell I'm clicking on that link.

Bingo. I heard O&A agree that it looks A LOT like him, and that's enough for me. I'll just take their word for it, no need to torture myself with horrific internet videos anymore.

Team_Ramrod
02-21-2008, 09:44 AM
Jesus H Christ!

With the amount of pussy that guy gets you'd think he could fuck.

He is absolutely horrible. I feel shame for even looking at that video... I'm going to go sit in the corner of my office and cry.... why'd Shannon Tweed go for him.

BOOOOOOOOO!

pennington
02-21-2008, 09:51 AM
Bingo. I heard O&A agree that it looks A LOT like him, and that's enough for me. I'll just take their word for it, no need to torture myself with horrific internet videos anymore.

C'mon Moe. Although he keeps his shirt on, you can have a nice clear view of his ass...

pennington
02-21-2008, 09:59 AM
With the amount of pussy that guy gets you'd think he could fuck.

He is absolutely horrible. I feel shame for even looking at that video...

Did you notice when he tried to kiss her, she turned her head away?

Silicone aside, she's a good looking young girl. Wouldn't you at least get her clothes off to feel her skin and take time to explore that body?

StupidGirlllll
02-21-2008, 10:12 AM
That was just gross...it looked like he was moving in slow motion. Ill I could of thrown up when he was licking his old fingers ill ill ill

SatCam
02-21-2008, 10:14 AM
Dont most celeb tapes come out as free downloads hosted on obscure foreign servers???

But this one, they made a site for it, you have to pay to join,,, hmmm??? seems too legitimate

pennington
02-21-2008, 10:38 AM
Dont most celeb tapes come out as free downloads hosted on obscure foreign servers???

But this one, they made a site for it, you have to pay to join,,, hmmm??? seems too legitimate

I guess, too, he didn't notice the camera right next to the bed.

Team_Ramrod
02-21-2008, 10:44 AM
Did you notice when he tried to kiss her, she turned her head away?

Silicone aside, she's a good looking young girl. Wouldn't you at least get her clothes off to feel her skin and take time to explore that body?

Yeah, I noticed the constant head turns.
I am a big fan of her boobies though.

But I feel shame, I'll never look at the old bastard the same again... decrepit old man can't even rail a chick right anymore.

ChimneyFish
02-21-2008, 11:06 AM
Who in the flying fuck wears flip-flops to bed????:annoyed:

It's just asinine.

Death Metal Moe
02-21-2008, 11:41 AM
C'mon Moe. Although he keeps his shirt on, you can have a nice clear view of his ass...

Oh, well when ya put it that way...

No! WAIT!! That's even worse!!!

keithy_19
02-21-2008, 11:44 AM
I can fuck better than Gene Simmons. I can fuck better than a rock star. Yes!

fezident
02-21-2008, 03:43 PM
Shannon must be thrilled.
I've seen her on talkshows and she's always very quick to mention that "we don't have an open marriage...Gene doesn't screw around... it's all an act/image..."

Good times at The Simmons Estate tonight, fo sho.

Team_Ramrod
02-21-2008, 04:26 PM
Shannon must be thrilled.
I've seen her on talkshows and she's always very quick to mention that "we don't have an open marriage...Gene doesn't screw around... it's all an act/image..."

Good times at The Simmons Estate tonight, fo sho.

Yeah, but it's all a matter of perspective. When I'm out with my chick and another chick hits on me; it's monogomous. When I'm out with my buddies and I'm liquored off my nuts; it's open.

Perspective.