Stuff White People Like

[underdog]

Fucking hilarious. (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/)

#38 Arrested Development

http://popbytes.com/img/arrested-new.jpg
Eventhough most white people prefer to say that they don’t watch television, one thing they agree on is that Arrested Development was the best show on TV. They love it so much!

The love it for a number of reasons. Firstly, since the show was cancelled before it jumped the shark, it’s effectively like a rocker that dies at 27. Also, the show got terrible ratings, meaning that it wasn’t ‘mainstream,’ which makes white people love it unilaterally. Other examples of shows like this are Twin Peaks and The Ben Stiller Show.

They also love it because there are a few references to white popular culture, and if there is one thing that white people love, it’s cultural references that they understand (see Garden State, The Onion, and Juno for examples).

If you are ever a white person’s house, and you see an orange box in their DVD collection, you should say “oh, you have Arrested Development, I love that show!” To which you will be offered a glass of wine, and perhaps an invitation to 80s night.

Also of note: the hip hop group Arrested Development is also loved by white people.

[outlawfrank]

I believe white people love the Pottery Barn, tennis, and yachting.

[sr71blackbird]

Whites like almonds, blacks like pecans

[sailor]

i really do love sandwiches. that blog so gets me.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Dockers or any other type of Khakis, Kenny G, Home and Garden Channel, going Antique shopping, Awful macarena dancing and all those other cookie cutter dances at weddings

[booster11373]

Should this lead into the bit white people do something dorky while blacks do some thing funky?


http://www.whiterose.org/pete/blog/lame.jpg

See white guys, they drive like ...

[mikeyboy]

Dockers or any other type of Khakis, Kenny G, Home and Garden Channel, going Antique shopping, Awful macarena dancing and all those other cookie cutter dances at weddings

Do you know any real white people?

[Marc with a c]

moustaches!!!!!!!!!!

[mikeyboy]

moustaches!!!!!!!!!!

up top.

http://www.copierexpert.com/images/high-five.jpg

[grlNIN]

Ha. I was thinking "Juno".

I do love bicycles and dogs though.

[BlackSpider]

This thread is racist against white people.
I'm offended...

[WRESTLINGFAN]

White People love the movie Office Space

[SatCam]

Do you know any real white people?

please read #56 to get your fill

[Dougie Brootal]

White People love the movie Office Space

we can relate to it... we have jobs.

[Snoogans]

Banks

[furie]

#67 Standing Still at Concerts

Wow, he does know white people.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Volvos

[Judge Smails]

Standard, factory installed rims.

http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/1/hyundai_azera_lasplash2.jpg

[Doctor Z]

I'm too lazy to see if these are on the list or if anyone's mentioned these yet, but...

* Hiking/camping
* Yoga
* Sushi

[sailor]

we can relate to it... we have jobs.

with the new avatar, dougie brings the funny!

[TheMojoPin]

Average-looking or worse white celebrity chicks over hot non-white celebrity chicks.

Awful, but true.

[IamFogHat]

Whites like almonds, blacks like pecans

Oh, I thought I was white, damn.

[mikeyboy]

Average-looking or worse white celebrity chicks over hot non-white celebrity chicks.

Awful, but true.

oh...





apparently...





Say it loud, I'm black and proud!

[FUNKMAN]

cunning linguist

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4430/franklin18d2530vo9.jpg

[Marc with a c]

camp

[Bulldogcakes]

Huh!

Guess I'm not white after all.

How the hell am I going to break this news to my Mom?

[FUNKMAN]

golf resorts

[booster11373]

Huh!

Guess I'm not white after all.

How the hell am I going to break this news to my Mom?


I would think your mom has something to tell you

[FUNKMAN]

David Lynch

[MobCounty]

Swimming.
Registered Handguns.

[Ritalin]

This thread is racist against white people.
I'm offended...

Really white people love to be offended.

[Fallon]

I didn't see paying taxes up there.

[PapaBear]

Is Coca Cola on the list?

[PapaBear]

camp
I'd have to disagree with that one. When I was about 12, I went to a summer camp, and I was in the cabin where there were about six black kids from Baltimore. I had a blast. They played Richard Pryor tapes all night. It was the first time I'd ever heard him uncensored.

[MobCounty]

Espresso.

Sambuka.

Grappa.

[MobCounty]

Mythbusters

Robotwars

G4 network

[MobCounty]

Garfield

Bloom County

Cathy

[ralphbxny]

White people love paying taxes!

[MySisterBlack]

The ability an education affords one to pay taxes.

[Rube]

Whites like to hate Blacks.

[FUNKMAN]

Racoons

[underdog]

I didn't see paying taxes up there.

White people love paying taxes!

ARE YOU CALLING ME A TAXPAYER?!

How fucking dare you!

:furious:

[Chris from TX]

Birth control and trucks

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Emeril

[Ritalin]

White people love the rules.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cruises for more than 4 days

[Yerdaddy]

A tuna fish sandwich on white bread with mayonaise, a Tab and a couple a twinkies.

[A.J.]

A tuna fish sandwich on white bread with mayonaise, a Tab and a couple a twinkies.

And finding out what our special purpose is for!

http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/637.jpg

[Yerdaddy]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/973/valgun760359ob2.jpg

the gay

[Drunky McBetidont]

white people love the thug life
http://sillydad.com/silly/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/wigger-15513.jpg

[MONICA5579]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DRBV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Long live the legend of white rap!! :clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a pre imus world

[Judge Smails]

Serial Killing

[Knowledged_one]

Non-menthol ciggarettes

[King Hippos Bandaid]

kicking field goals

[mendyweiss]

http://www.kiwisim.net.nz/filemgmt_data/snaps/Gareth%20Nascar%20Dodge.jpg

[Marc with a c]

the food network

[rustide]

AiC

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://homelessmanspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/wonderbread.JPG

[Marc with a c]

non threating black people

[King Hippos Bandaid]

collecting stamps

[Furtherman]

I do like expensive sandwiches.

He got this right too:

WARNING: under no circumstances should you EVER list Dane Cook as your favorite comedian. The wrong kind of white people like him. And mentioning him will cause white people to lose all respect for you.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

paying full price for authentic sports apparel

(I wish I had a hook up, my co worker got Superbowl Shirts for $5 and Jerseys for $20)

[Dingbat_Charlie]

talking about stuff that is liked by white people.

[TheKlonoPin]

Prescriptions.

[AKA]

White people love “gifted” children, do you know why? Because an astounding 100% of their kids are gifted! Isn’t that amazing?

:lol:

[FUNKMAN]

Sunblock 62

[Marc with a c]

hair brushes

[Dougie Brootal]

sex in the city and baseball

[BoondockSaint]

Assists and the 3 point line.

[TheMojoPin]

Bunts, grit and short, white infielders.

And half of Derek Jeter.

[mildly amusing]

white people like names like "Lenny"

[Jubjubs]

Message Boards on there anywhere?