I DID NOT kill that woman . . . I merely had sex with her bloody corpse

[Judge Smails]

This may be the greatest defense since OJ (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7252746.stm)
If the chick don't react when bit . . . then you must acquit


Mr Dixie said: "I would not have expected to see anyone dead in that street.

"I thought she might have passed out or fallen over."

But he admitted there was no reaction during the sex attack, even when he bit Miss Bowman.

Mr Glass asked Mr Dixie, "Did you, in fact, realise she was dead?"

To which he responded: "After a while. I panicked. I stood up. I looked at her. I did not know what to do."


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[commish13]

I'd totally have sex with her corpse.

[A.J.]

The corpse was asking for it.

[MadMatt]

Whew! I was a little worried for a second there.

I thought Smails posted this thread in the Confessional...

:lol:

[Mike Teacher]

Lawyer help, anyone?

I took a Crim Justice course way back with a similar scenario; bunch of really drunk guys take a really drunk lady to a hotel and have their way. Seems she had died en route to hotel, so the defense was, essentially, we didnt know, we were all shitfaced, so: you cant rape a corpse. There are other crimes, but sex with a dead body, they argued, wasn't rape.

Probably got some/most of that wrong, but its a scenario you dont forget.

[EliSnow]

Lawyer help, anyone?

I took a Crim Justice course way back with a similar scenario; bunch of really drunk guys take a really drunk lady to a hotel and have their way. Seems she had died en route to hotel, so the defense was, essentially, we didnt know, we were all shitfaced, so: you cant rape a corpse. There are other crimes, but sex with a dead body, they argued, wasn't rape.

Probably got some/most of that wrong, but its a scenario you dont forget.

I believe this is correct.

To do a similar occurence but in another context. Let's say you went to someone's house to kill that person, walked in to where they were sleeping and shot the person. However, the person died hours before of a heart attack. So you couldn't be charged with murder.

[Mike Teacher]

Eli the CJ course was easily the most interesting in my college career. Tha fact the prof ended up stalking me is besides the point.

She had stories that had us in tears, regularly. She'd warn us, and of course we always wanted to hear the story, and we soon regretted our choices. People would have to leave the room, people got ill...

She = she worked with lady victims, and had an extensive knowledge of what men can do to women; emotionally and physically. Listening to what she has had to deal with, some would say our species is doomed. If people can do X, Y, and/or Z to another human being, we're fucked.

One thing I learned: No matter how strange the scenario you can dream up; there's a real court case out there that blows it away.

[EliSnow]

Eli the CJ course was easily the most interesting in my college career. Tha fact the prof ended up stalking me is besides the point.

She had stories that had us in tears, regularly. She'd warn us, and of course we always wanted to hear the story, and we soon regretted our choices. People would have to leave the room, people got ill...

She = she worked with lady victims, and had an extensive knowledge of what men can do to women; emotionally and physically. Listening to what she has had to deal with, some would say our species is doomed. If people can do X, Y, and/or Z to another human being, we're fucked.

One thing I learned: No matter how strange the scenario you can dream up; there's a real court case out there that blows it away.

I worked in the New York County District Attorney's office for a year, and have a very close friend (ex-girlfriend) who worked sex crmes of a little while. Based on that experience, and stories from from friend, I can definitely agree.

With regard to whether we're doomed as a species, I guess my thoughts is that we used to be worse. Reading stories about what NYC was like in the 1800's with the prevalence of child prostitutes, violence, etc. really puts stuff like that in perspective.

We're never going to get rid of that side fully, but we could be a lot worse. And it could be happening a lot more than it does.

[Badinia]

You have to admire his can-do American practicality- If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you a motionless woman, better rape her!

[mendyweiss]

She sounds like a lot of jewish women I've dated

[Death Metal Moe]

"I'm not a murderer, I'm just a sleazbag who decided to take advantage of a passed out woman! Can I go now?"

[Zorro]

"I'm not a murderer, I'm just a sleazbag who decided to take advantage of a passed out woman! Can I go now?"

Staples now!!!

[WampusCrandle]

sexy sexy story

[Death Metal Moe]

Staples now!!!

Wow, you linger longer my friend. Nicely done.

[FUNKMAN]

negrophilia is a dark crime...

[Dingbat_Charlie]

are there any laws against making sweet love to your CD-ROM drive while gently kissing your monitor?

[Stedman]

are there any laws against making sweet love to your CD-ROM drive while gently kissing your monitor?

god i hope not

[scottinnj]

I believe this is correct.

To do a similar occurence but in another context. Let's say you went to someone's house to kill that person, walked in to where they were sleeping and shot the person. However, the person died hours before of a heart attack. So you couldn't be charged with murder.

Okay, is it murder if you shoot a guy who commits suicide by jumping off a building. You shoot your gun as he passes by the window, he is still alive when the bullet hits him, and dies of the wound before being splattered on the pavement. He was going to die anyway, by his own hand no less, but you are the one who killed him.

What to do, what to do?

[soupcan]

Lawyer help, anyone?

I took a Crim Justice course way back with a similar scenario; bunch of really drunk guys take a really drunk lady to a hotel and have their way. Seems she had died en route to hotel, so the defense was, essentially, we didnt know, we were all shitfaced, so: you cant rape a corpse. There are other crimes, but sex with a dead body, they argued, wasn't rape.

Probably got some/most of that wrong, but its a scenario you dont forget.

maybe "desecration of a body" type crime here?...In any case what a lucky fuc.er ! (if true)

it's not fair u can get charged for having sex with a hot passed out chick ...What difference does it make to her anyways . Ide like to know how the f... they find out anyways... EVERYDAMN TIME ! :wub:

[SatCam]

Okay, is it murder if you shoot a guy who commits suicide by jumping off a building. You shoot your gun as he passes by the window, he is still alive when the bullet hits him, and dies of the wound before being splattered on the pavement. He was going to die anyway, by his own hand no less, but you are the one who killed him.

What to do, what to do?

have sex with his corpse

[keithy_19]

negrophilia is a dark crime...

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/9/1/0/4/10114019-10114022-slarge.jpg

[Badinia]

Okay, is it murder if you shoot a guy who commits suicide by jumping off a building. You shoot your gun as he passes by the window, he is still alive when the bullet hits him, and dies of the wound before being splattered on the pavement. He was going to die anyway, by his own hand no less, but you are the one who killed him.

What to do, what to do?

have sex with his corpse

NOW you're getting it!

[JerseySean]

This may be the greatest defense since OJ (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7252746.stm)
If the chick don't react when bit . . . then you must acquit



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We have all said this after a three day blackout

[scottinnj]

This may be the greatest defense since OJ (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7252746.stm)



I can just see the courtroom now....the lawyer for the defense addressing the jury in closing arguments:

"You cannot possibly convict my client of murder because......



























SHE'S DEAD, YA SEE!!!"


Hey somebody had to use it. Might as well been me.

"Try the wine"