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Judge Smails
02-21-2008, 04:25 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44437000/jpg/_44437628_ruderbill_two203.jpg

Restaurant sorry over F word bill (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/staffordshire/7253002.stm)


Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff and he did not know how it ended up as an item on the receipt.

He said: "That shouldn't come out on the bill, so we've got to find out what's gone wrong there.
"But we have apologised unreservedly to the girls concerned and said that they're very welcome to come back and have a free meal and we'd like them to."



I'm sure that at some point in all of our lives we all must have worked in the service sector. Any interesting stories about getting back at pain-in-the-ass customers?

I'll start: While in college I paid the bills by driving a towncar. I Basically took executives to and from the local airports. One morning I was 15 minutes late picking up this horrid bitch because she lived in a new development that wasn't on the maps yet. It was 5:00 am in the morning, it was dark and I couldn't even see the street-signs.

Right away she starts in about how she's going to miss her plane and what's the matter with me? She says that she must be my first ride of the day and why didn't I make sure I was on time? Well after about ten mintes of hearing how worthless I was I told her not to worry and that I'd make sure that she got to the airport on time.

Maybe I'd just seen Stripes the night before or something, but I gave her the ride of her life. I must have been doing 100mph on the Parkway, weaving in and out of traffic, riding the shoulder, cutting off trucks, blowing through tolls. Now all of a sudden her tune changed and she says it's OK, she's got plenty of time, her plane doesn't leave for another two hours. "Oh no miss, you just sit back. I've got everything under control. I just wish I hadn't had all that cough syrup." In retrospect, it was really dumb because if I'd been pulled over I'd have lost my license. But, I was young and reckless.

When I finally got her to the airport, with time to spare, she spills out of the back and I remember to this day that she gave me a $25.00 tip on a $40.00 fare. I think she fgured that I must have been a psycho and didn't want to piss me off for fear of what I might do to her right there in the airport drop off zone.

Team_Ramrod
02-21-2008, 04:27 PM
At least it was on the house.

DiabloSammich
02-21-2008, 04:28 PM
I thought for sure this was a reply thread. I'm highly disappointed.

Team_Ramrod
02-21-2008, 04:33 PM
I thought for sure this was a reply thread. I'm highly disappointed.

Nope, the suck my dick fuckface reply thread can be found here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67282)

bobrobot
02-21-2008, 05:04 PM
"Suck My Dick Fuckface"

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44437000/jpg/_44437628_ruderbill_two203.jpg


I hear it tastes like chicken...

http://www.nextnature.net/research/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/chicken3~.jpg

Team_Ramrod
02-21-2008, 05:14 PM
Chicken?

I heard it tastes like
http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/thousand_cube_A.jpg

A.J.
02-22-2008, 05:10 AM
I thought Gvac was posting again.

nate1000
02-22-2008, 06:02 AM
Reeshy? Is that you?

drjoek
02-22-2008, 12:25 PM
4.95 for Fish Cakes
Fuck that shit

jonyrotn
02-22-2008, 12:55 PM
You turn right around and get my jalapeņo poppers. You do this to me every god damn time!!

Bulldogcakes
02-22-2008, 04:19 PM
At least half the waiter I know are Gay. He could have just been flirting with the guy.

RhinoinMN
02-22-2008, 04:25 PM
4.95 for Fish Cakes
Fuck that shit

NO SHIT!! And mind you those are pounds, not dullars.

cougarjake13
02-22-2008, 04:32 PM
At least half the waiter I know are Gay. He could have just been flirting with the guy.

you must eat out a lot on christopher street

Bulldogcakes
02-22-2008, 05:24 PM
you must eat out a lot on christopher street

Nah, in the biz.