An Open Letter To King Hippo's Bandaid

[DiabloSammich]

Dear KHB:

If you were a normal member of this board who occasionally contributed to threads instead of posting 500 times a day that you like meat products and you actually had some form and structure to your posts, we wouldn't trash you as much.

But you suck.

You really, really suck.

If we want to hear about bacon, we know to go to the butcher.

Any thread you post doesn't help your cause, because it turns into a Hippo bashing.

Get the picture?


Fuck Albanians.

[midwestjeff]

Alright, Mikeyboy. Why don't you quit hiding behind your board characters?

[Marc with a c]

i am not king hippo's bandaid

[King Hippos Bandaid]

KHB'sThreads suck

Personal Attacks Suck

Mikeyboy saying personal attacks suck suck

King Hippos Bandaid Sucks

But Tall James rules, such a handsome avatar

[DiabloSammich]

Alright, Mikeyboy. Why don't you quit hiding behind your board characters?


Ahem... (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67287)

[midwestjeff]

Ahem... (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67287)

Yeah, so what?
If I started a thread that says I have a 10 inch dick, would you believe it?
You would, wouldn't you?
Stop thinking about my dick.

[Sinestro]

Dear King Hippo,

So did you ever get the McRibs?????

Anonymous

[Sinestro]

Dear King Hippos Bandaid,

Why are the Hippos always hungry hungry hippos?

Milton Bradley

[foodcourtdruide]

This thread makes as much sense as the last 2 sentences in a long post by yerdaddy.

[Sinestro]

http://www.wltx.com/assetpool/images/031114232258_maury.jpg

foodcourtdruide......YOU are NOT the father of King Hippos Bandaid.

[ToddEVF]

this reminds me I should bring back the thread killers

[foodcourtdruide]

http://www.wltx.com/assetpool/images/031114232258_maury.jpg

foodcourtdruide......YOU are NOT the father of King Hippos Bandaid.

No i meant yerdaddy.. as in the founder of pee in my butt.

[Sinestro]

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/Whos-Your-Daddy-Poster-C12045007.jpeg

[TheMojoPin]

I have forgiven Hippo for his betrayal, but I agree that he has been rather evil as of late. What happened to the lovable lout who was this close to replacing Sheepy as the board's mascot manchild?

[foodcourtdruide]

I'd like to be the board mascot.. actually my only goal in life is to have Ron one day say the following words:

"foodcourtdruide on ronfez.net said.."

I'd literally call my parents, my brother, my sister and my wife the moment I heard that.

[Sinestro]

http://www.supersonicsoul.com/uploaded_images/9596FinalsShawnKempAirJordanDunk-784356.jpg

[sailor]

King Hippos Bandaid Sucks


still looking for a new mod quote?

[mikeyboy]

I'd like to be the board mascot.. actually my only goal in life is to have Ron one day say the following words:

"foodcourtdruide on ronfez.net said.."

I'd literally call my parents, my brother, my sister and my wife the moment I heard that.

I called my parents and my brother and sister when I found out I was quarterback for ronfez.net team against wackbag. They weren't quite as excited about it as I was.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

still looking for a new mod quote?


damn it I cant edit those words

they wouldn't dare

it was a joke

Mods please don't use that as my mod quote

[Sinestro]

I called my parents and my brother and sister when I found out I was quarterback for ronfez.net team against wackbag. They weren't quite as excited about it as I was.

http://www.oursportscentral.com/usfl/images/azqb.jpg
Dang your hands are cold.

[Death Metal Moe]

When the fuck did King Hippo's Bandaid steal my bit?

I was shouting about bacon to whoever would listen while you were still listening to morning zoos buddy boy.

[PapaBear]

When the fuck did King Hippo's Bandaid steal my bit?

I was shouting about bacon to whoever would listen while you were still listening to morning zoos buddy boy.
http://www.yourfoodstore.com/shop/files/images/products/TFS%20BaconBits%20PM.jpg

[Badinia]

When the fuck did King Hippo's Bandaid steal my bit?

I was shouting about bacon to whoever would listen while you were still listening to morning zoos buddy boy.

That's what it is to be a true innovator, Moe. Everyone wants to be you. It's like living in a living hell.

[Death Metal Moe]

That's what it is to be a true innovator, Moe. Everyone wants to be you. It's like living in a living hell.

HOO HOO!!!

[TheMojoPin]

When the fuck did King Hippo's Bandaid steal my bit?

I was shouting about bacon to whoever would listen while you were still listening to morning zoos buddy boy.

Yeah, but he's lovable.

[grlNIN]

Mr. Bandaid,


Where is the info about my Ireland vacation? It has been a numbero of days.

I now view your profession as suspect.


Sincerely,

Impatience