Will someone Marry Mooch please

[Sheeplovr]

hi
this is important
if someone doesnt marry mooch we lose him for a year to austraila

yeah
down under
with crocks and junk

the time diffrence will be all weird
so we will get such less amounts of the mooch

so

whats the deal?

please ladies
come one and marry him
so he can stay where he belongs

here
do it for mooooooooooch

[Gmann]

If Sheepy didnt post this I wouldnt have read it nor cared

[Marc with a c]

why wouldn't somebody want to marry mooch?

[Death Metal Moe]

You're free Sheepy.

Get him up to Boston and marry him yourself.

[DiabloSammich]

I would if he asked me.

But I'm not gonna go chasing after somebody. It just cheapens me.

[mikeyboy]

But he's a dirty computer hacker...

[Caseyelan]

I think he found a taker last night!

[mikeyboy]

I think he found a taker last night!

I don't know. The last person I saw him with was Pepper.

[Marc with a c]

I don't know. The last person I saw him with was Pepper.

so. can't you be happy for anybody?

[sailor]

so. can't you be happy for anybody?

people were actually chanting 'titty' last night

[Fezticle98]

So creepy...

[angrymissy]

I think he found a taker last night!

oh

noes

can't we just force Deb into an arranged marriage?

[Kevin]

oh

noes

can't we just force Deb into an arranged marriage?

Well that would be more up Lily's alley..

[Marc with a c]

Well that would be more up Lily's alley..

lilly told me last night that she wants to marry me.

[jauble]

lilly told me last night that she wants to marry me.

I never pictured Lilly as a beard

[Coach]

Australia? Isn't he from Ireland?

[Kevin]

I never pictured Lilly as a beard


I was going for a Albanian aranged marriage joke..

[Fezticle98]

I never pictured Lilly as a beard

She is Albanian-Muslim. Most of them are more beard than woman.

[Marc with a c]

I was going for a Albanian aranged marriage joke..

he knows that. he was going for the marc is gay joke.

[Kevin]

he knows that. he was going for the marc is gay joke.

OHHHHHHHHH...

[drusilla]

i told my boyfriend i would marry mooch so he could stay here. he didn't seem to mind.

[ralphbxny]

Some Scotch and someone to drive to Mass and I will keep him here, or we could hide him at my moms house in Yonkers. She is on the Woodlawn border of the Bronx. He would blend in there with all the illegal Irish in the hood!

[Badinia]

I don't think the problem is a lack of potential green-card brides for mooch, but rather, how will the chosen one keep her eyes from getting clawed out at the reception?

http://www.factorsafe.co.uk/Eye_Protection2.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

hi
this is important
if someone doesnt marry mooch we lose him for a year to austraila

yeah
down under
with crocks and junk

the time diffrence will be all weird
so we will get such less amounts of the mooch

so

whats the deal?

please ladies
come one and marry him
so he can stay where he belongs

here
do it for mooooooooooch

You have another sister, you know.

[A.J.]

Maybe if we gave this to a Jew Congressman in another district.

http://images.wikia.com/godfather/images/5/50/Nazorine.JPG

[WampusCrandle]

I would if he asked me.

But I'm not gonna go chasing after somebody. It just cheapens me.

i cant think of anything that would make you lower than you already are.

[Sheeplovr]

this thread is suposed to be serius

[Fallon]

this thread is suposed to be serius

But Ron and Fez are on XM.

[EffMeBoobs]

I would SOOO marry Mooch just so he could say those famous lines to me. He knows what I'm talking about.


Hello Dave?

[SatCam]

You have another sister, you know.

he cant lose another.........................

[Hottub]

mooch is fat

[Gmann]

Next Board event theme : Who Wants to Marry a Messageboard Member

[moochcassidy]

I would SOOO marry Mooch just so he could say those famous lines to me. He knows what I'm talking about.


Hello Dave?

your myyy wife nah dave

[ShelleBink]

I'll marry mooch, on the condition he fucks me once a day.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Next Board event theme : Who Wants to Marry a Messageboard Member

Well, it worked back in 2001 (Effme) and 2002. It's tradition!

[sailor]

I'll marry mooch, on the condition he fucks me once a day.

and moe and mojo were worried about the creepy male posters on here. misguided lot.

[bobrobot]

Moochy grabbed my balls last year, so I think we're engaged...

http://natureproducts.net/Ceramic/ceramic_images/ceramic_hand2.jpg

[Thebazile78]

You have another sister, you know.

That would be an act of sheer desperation.

I'm sure he'd sooner wrestle one of those nasty saltwater crocodiles.

Or go swimming with stingrays.

Either way, he'd have a better shot at survival than with our sister.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm at the precipice of serial marriages, so sure, whatever. I could use someone to split the expenses with.

[Badinia]

I would SOOO marry Mooch just so he could say those famous lines to me. He knows what I'm talking about.


Hello Dave?

your myyy wife nah dave

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3001/2287176024_e2a7262d99_m.jpg

This is just..a SAGA now.

[Heather 8]

this thread is suposed to be serius

Awwww, if you still had hair, I'd tussle it right now. :wub:

[Sheeplovr]

Awwww, if you still had hair, I'd tussle it right now. :wub:

alot has grown back already

[sailor]

alot has grown back already

the super-short buzz cut is a good look for you.

[Sheeplovr]

JERKS
now were out of time
and he'll have to go away

[Gvac]

I'm gonna miss Mooch.

The greatest thing ever was when he shredded Earl right to his face this past week. Moochie calls 'em like he sees 'em.