Do you have to be gay to be a successful actor?

[jonyrotn]

Has every leading man in Hollywood spent at least one afternoon with his ass in the air and his face burried in the casting couch?
Living in NYC, having many friends who work and play with the Big Apple,I almost can't go a full day without hearing a buddy say,"I saw such and such a male celebrity at a party last week. For anyone as gay as he is,to be able to "Act" even a little bit straight on film,deserves an Oscar". (¿Could they mean DeLahoya?)
I don't begrudge any working man a job if they earn it.However, is letting some rich,fat,Viagra fuled producer (think Billy "staples" with a sizeable credit line) blow his load on your back, really considered rolling up your sleeves and getting down to bussiness? I submit to you,that it is not. Its appears to be nothing more than man on man, penis to anus gay sex..In fact it's my belief that this disturbing phenomanon substancially limits the competative pool, as many in the film world would agree.(Paul O not withstanding)..
I suppose it just saddens me to come to the realization that a 100 Billion dollar industy comes down to who has the weakest gag reflex.
It's a shame our movie heros have to be "raped to be taped".. Then they have to live a lie while perpuratrating a fraud on the unsuspecting viewing public.
I'm gonna wright my Congressman and see if they'll drop a couple three million dollars to investigate the sham known as the audition process. Come on,if Little Jimmy can't get acting work but Dane Cook's mug is on every damn thing except National Geograpic and putting out nine movies a week.You do the long devision.. I think I'm gonna take off my rose colored glasses while watching movies from now on and start watching them with my gaydar on (F)ind (A)ll (G)ays (S)etting...

[EliSnow]

Has every leading man in Hollywood spent at least one afternoon with his ass in the air and his face burried in the casting couch?
Living in NYC, having many friends who work and play with the Big Apple,I almost can't go a full day without hearing a buddy say,"I saw such and such a male celebrity at a party last week. For anyone as gay as he is,to be able to "Act" even a little bit straight on film,deserves an Oscar". (¿Could they mean DeLahoya?)
I don't begrudge any working man a job if they earn it.However, is letting some rich,fat,Viagra fuled producer (think Billy "staples" with a sizeable credit line) blow his load on your back, really considered rolling up your sleeves and getting down to bussiness? I submit to you,that it is not. Its appears to be nothing more than man on man, penis to anus gay sex..In fact it's my belief that this disturbing phenomanon substancially limits the competative pool, as many in the film world would agree.(Paul O not withstanding)..
I suppose it just saddens me to come to the realization that a 100 Billion dollar industy comes down to who has the weakest gag reflex.
It's a shame our movie heros have to be "raped to be taped".. Then they have to live a lie while perpuratrating a fraud on the unsuspecting viewing public.
I'm gonna wright my Congressman and see if they'll drop a couple three million dollars to investigate the sham known as the audition process. Come on,if Little Jimmy can't get acting work but Dane Cook's mug is on every damn thing except National Geograpic and putting out nine movies a week.You do the long devision.. I think I'm gonna take off my rose colored glasses while watching movies from now on and start watching them with my gaydar on (F)ind (A)ll (G)ays (S)etting...

How does this fit in the Everything Ron & Fez forum?

[IamFogHat]

Let the piling on begin.

[Crispy123]

How does this fit in the Everything Ron & Fez forum?

ESD = gay and semi-successful actor.

[Rockvillejoe]

well, welcome sir. just what this forum needs. a new huge injection of unique written flatulence. may i refer you to the paltalk R-F opening. you will listen to a song that will instruct you as to what doesn't make you gay. in that you shall perhaps gain valuable insight. please, more wonderful musings from that complex mind would be appreciated. i sit awaiting, breath baited as usual.

[Dude!]

you must have gagged and lost the role
sour grapes

[jonyrotn]

Gental-Men,I appoligize. My (cruel?)intentions were genuine and not meant to offend.. I was just engageing in a little free-ass-ociation writting..Sometimes I lay my hands on the keyboard and wierd shit is created.Perhaps it's because this is only the second thread I've joined and have only posted about twenty times,so maybe I am not entirely familiar with the rules of engagement..
I do not take this stance from a place of unawareness or ignorance.. This is what I have honestly observed (Dane Cook???)..
Many people in this line of work have reiterated the same sentiments..Just for the record,I am not now, nor have I ever been involved with any form of entertainment. With the possible exception of occastionally holding court at my local haunt.
(F)reedom (A)lways (G)ay or (S)traight

[Rockvillejoe]

perhaps there is credence to your assertion. it does beg the question, and one that i will now pose on ask the oracle; that is would smoke a pole to be a movie star? thanks.

[CountryBob]

As long as its not rape - who cares.
If i could be guaranteed millions of $$ I'd take one in the ass today!

[jonyrotn]

Anything for the greater gooder..

[jonyrotn]

ESD = gay and semi-successful actor.
O.T.J.?

[Doogie]

Are these threads evidence that board characters have jumped the shark??

[DolaMight]

You will be receiving a lawsuit notice from Tom Cruise's lawyers in about a week. Please post your apology asap.

[jonyrotn]

You will be receiving a lawsuit notice from Tom Cruise's lawyers in about a week. Please post your apology asap.
Sorry Tammy..eerrTommy

[donnie_darko]

periods, commas, and new paragraphs, all of which would've made this easier to read.

[jonyrotn]

periods, commas, and new paragraphs, all of which would've made this easier to read.
Student: "Here's my English paper professor..Hey,is that a RED PEN sticking out of your eye,sir?"
Professor: "Yup.Grade your own fuckin' paper".

[Fezticle98]

Do you have to be gay to be a successful actor?

No, but it helps:

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4926/jw1c4xq3.jpg

[bobrobot]

Do you have to be gay to be a successful actor?

No, but it helps:

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4926/jw1c4xq3.jpg

I heard Ol' Duke collapsed a lung suckin' cock!!!

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/willie_nelson.jpg

[Dude!]

blow me jony

[Friday]

Are these threads evidence that board characters have jumped the shark??

many of us have met Kris... he isn't a board character.

he is just a character period.
and he drinks a lot.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and no, darlin, not all successful actors are gay, you fuckin' maniac. :bye:

[jonyrotn]

Hey! I didn't authorize this..This was bumped under protest..:surrender:
That's the last ime I piss dude off..

[Hottub]

Yes, Kris is gay. But in a manly rugged way.:wub:

I think I need to talk with Dude.

You started your thread. Fine. Stay out of the graveyard please.

[midwestjeff]

I miss free-ass-ociation jony.

He was the best.

[bermygoon]

I think being Jewish helps a lot more than taking it up the pooper.

[romerocortez]

Has every leading man in Hollywood spent at least one afternoon with his ass in the air and his face burried in the casting couch?
Living in NYC, having many friends who work and play with the Big Apple,I almost can't go a full day without hearing a buddy say,"I saw such and such a male celebrity at a party last week. For anyone as gay as he is,to be able to "Act" even a little bit straight on film,deserves an Oscar". (¿Could they mean DeLahoya?)
I don't begrudge any working man a job if they earn it.However, is letting some rich,fat,Viagra fuled producer (think Billy "staples" with a sizeable credit line) blow his load on your back, really considered rolling up your sleeves and getting down to bussiness? I submit to you,that it is not. Its appears to be nothing more than man on man, penis to anus gay sex..In fact it's my belief that this disturbing phenomanon substancially limits the competative pool, as many in the film world would agree.(Paul O not withstanding)..
I suppose it just saddens me to come to the realization that a 100 Billion dollar industy comes down to who has the weakest gag reflex.
It's a shame our movie heros have to be "raped to be taped".. Then they have to live a lie while perpuratrating a fraud on the unsuspecting viewing public.
I'm gonna wright my Congressman and see if they'll drop a couple three million dollars to investigate the sham known as the audition process. Come on,if Little Jimmy can't get acting work but Dane Cook's mug is on every damn thing except National Geograpic and putting out nine movies a week.You do the long devision.. I think I'm gonna take off my rose colored glasses while watching movies from now on and start watching them with my gaydar on (F)ind (A)ll (G)ays (S)etting...

Uh.... Daniel Day-Lewis?

[patsopinion]

its not that i dont love jimmy

i love him in the gayest way possible

but did anyone watch lucky lewey (sp?)

but he isnt exactly oscar material

prob not a good example


and i personally would rather not know they were gay

[ahhdurr]

and i personally would rather not know they were gay

Me either - but I'd rather not know that they're anything in real life. I used to be a big fan of 'ol Brad Pitt - especially around 12 monkeys and Fight Club ... I'd like to view them as empty receptacles for the acting thing that enters them and makes them an actual person.

When they're done - back in the box!

Now he's all like having kids and doing charity work - wtf? Is he me? That's boring.