O&A listening thread for week ending 02/29/08

[sailor]

should call the contest: prom size-queen.

[DolaMight]

Cumia Candy Cock Contest

[DolaMight]

It should be noted for people on the replay that Lil' Jimmy ran off another classic rant in the last half hour of the XM show. There's just no way I could answer my coworkers "what's so funny" questions.

[ralphbxny]

Andre 3000 with the boys. Seems like a mismatch, but so far so good.

[hexy68]

Andre 3000 with the boys. Seems like a mismatch, but so far so good.

i didn't think it would be good...but he was pretty cool!

[ralphbxny]

Who are these people?

[hexy68]

the guy sounds like Louis Black (although he's not)

[hexy68]

Who are these people?

they're involved with some new internet to NBC tv show called Quarterlife

[MadMatt]

"We've got to head out soon... Doesn't it all work out in the end?"

No, no it doesn't.

And I am thinking as a businessman here; if your company is possibly going to merge with another and your job is possibly in jeopardy, why wouldn't you work to secure your position? Working your normal amount of time and not being dicks about it seems to be the logical course of action.

Dopes.

[jauble]

I cant stand when they play the "surfer dude" clip.

[AlabamaMan]

a oprah break down show, hmm. whats next oscar talk... oh that was yesterday

[ralphbxny]

Valirie Bertaneli will be dead within the month now!

[DolaMight]

Andre 3000 with the boys. Seems like a mismatch, but so far so good.

I thought it was awkward overall, they get so nervous around black people for no reason, the guest is usually fine. Opie's backtracking on the aba comment jimmy throwing the obvious eminem out there as the best lyricist... Oddly Ant was the only one that wasn't nervous. They really need patrice in there when a black guest is on.

[AlabamaMan]

I thought it was awkward overall, they get so nervous around black people for no reason, the guest is usually fine. Opie's backtracking on the aba comment jimmy throwing the obvious eminem out there as the best lyricist... Oddly Ant was the only one that wasn't nervous. They really need patrice in there when a black guest is on.

wait, you mean that guy was black?

[drusilla]

who are these guys that rolland brought in now?

[DolaMight]

who are these guys that rolland brought in now?

Some internet coronation street show that'd debuting on NBC tonight.

http://www.quarterlife.com/index.php?file=show

[drusilla]

really shitty review in the post

[sailor]

the guy sounds like Louis Black (although he's not)

i completely though he was on with the quarterlife folks.

[Philly Franko]

I recorded the Dave Rabbit 45 min Tape that Opie shared with us...great songs...had many friends in Nam...only a few talked about it with me.Immy Rules.

[S0S]

Moment Of Truth Host Says He Was Begging Contestant To Stop (http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Moment-Of-Truth-Host-Says-He-Was-Begging-Contestant-To-Stop-9143.html)

http://www.youtube.com/v/FzZWqYWhdQw

She did it for the money.

[TjM]

LOTD yesterday

"A young Ron Bennington"

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/08/08-15/wolfgang-van-halen.jpg

:lol:

[Friday]

Moment Of Truth Host Says He Was Begging Contestant To Stop (http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Moment-Of-Truth-Host-Says-He-Was-Begging-Contestant-To-Stop-9143.html)

http://www.youtube.com/v/FzZWqYWhdQw

She did it for the money.

thats insane!

thanks for posting, SOS :)

[ANC]

I caught that the other night, what a piece of garbage that chick is.

[MadMatt]

This 'bit' with the Ripe chicks is going to suck out loud.

They have been on for about a minute and I am already infuriated. :furious:

[Furtherman]

This 'bit' with the Ripe chicks is going to suck out loud.

They have been on for about a minute and I am already infuriated. :furious:

Are they strippers? Spokemodels? They always make bad radio.

Look at yesterday: they had the director and actress from an internet show - boring - but it actually turned out to be great radio.

Girls like this are always phony. Just listen to how much they laugh.

[hexy68]

they're giving me a headache :wallbash:

[MadMatt]

I simply quit listening. Actually I stopped right after my last post.

Lots of good music channels on XM...

[hexy68]

http://www.nbc.com/Deal_or_No_Deal/images/models/keltie_main.jpg

...Keltie is smokin' though!

[hexy68]

they're gone now Matt...come back!

[Earlshog]

holy shit that was funny

[DOHO@HOME]

Love when hot chicks get uncomfortable and then just want to leave with no respect from the boys.

[MadMatt]

they're gone now Matt...come back!

Thanks Budday! :thumbup:

[Drunky McBetidont]

Love when hot chicks get uncomfortable and then just want to leave with no respect from the boys.

that was very funny. i wish i were in studio for that uncomfortable moment. i didn't hear who called one a cunt?

[jauble]

just heard the replay with the girls that was so funny hearing that interview fall apart.

[DolaMight]

just heard the replay with the girls that was so funny hearing that interview fall apart.

Yeah they really are terrible with chicks, that was the best way it could have ended. Those video's sounded disturbing. Man with fire hydrant up his ass. There musta been lots of crying and consoling afterwards.

[jauble]

My favorite part was when the one chick tripped and fell trying to get out quickly.

[conman823]

i didn't hear who called one a cunt?

She wasn't called a cunt she was called a "coont" which was so funny I nearly pissed myself trying to go to sleep in the morning.

This was there best chick interview ever. they really do come off as the kids who never got attention from the hot chicks in school..and its great.

[hexy68]

Ant was talking about his mansion - 6 bedrooms, 6 1/2 bathrooms!! The place must be huge!

[MadMatt]

FYI - the PESTS apparently shut down Maxwell's show today. It is in 'Best Of' mode and all of the station's phone lines are tied up, including the business lines.

Wackbag has all the details if you are interested. However, I am sure it will be mentioned on the O&A show tomorrow.

[midwestjeff]

FYI - the PESTS apparently shut down Maxwell's show today. It is in 'Best Of' mode and all of the station's phone lines are tied up, including the business lines.

Wackbag has all the details if you are interested. However, I am sure it will be mentioned on the O&A show tomorrow.

Not funny.

[MikeB]

Patrice is in the studio. He is already discussing the insanity of Anthony.

[walking joint]

Patrice is in the studio. He is already discussing the insanity of Anthony.

i'm not sure we listened to the same thing. he pretty much talked about how happy he was Anthony was single. and bashed women at the same time. the only thing he thought was insanity was the ex getting so much money from Anthony and not appreciating it. to stick with your 'insanity of Anthony', he thought it was insane Anthony didn't put her in her place. he also thinks its 'insane' for Anthony to deal with common people. some would say Patrices views on relationships is insanity.

at least during the 6-6:50 part of the show. then i walked into work.

[hexy68]

FYI - the PESTS apparently shut down Maxwell's show today. It is in 'Best Of' mode and all of the station's phone lines are tied up, including the business lines.

Wackbag has all the details if you are interested. However, I am sure it will be mentioned on the O&A show tomorrow.

it's good to see the pests can still have power!...F*** Benjamin!!

[hexy68]

Patrice vs Dr Victoria...i was waiting for this!!! :clap::clap:

[hexy68]

http://www.simonsays.com/assets/authorkey/44709972/C_44709972.jpg

:thumbup:

[DOHO@HOME]

He will not let up and she will not give in.
Looks like radio gold.

[sailor]

i love that she is talking the same shit as patrice and he is calling it bullshit (the whole "training" thing). change the sexes and she is saying the same shit he spews every time he's on.

[Crispy123]

Patrice line of the day: Women, you're just a bunch of holes.

[hexy68]

TJ's getting some funny lines in there too..."There's 20 seconds before he starts yelling at you again" :lol:

[HBox]

I don't know why she's banging on this tranny thing, but they are obviously not getting what she is trying to say.

[sailor]

I don't know why she's banging on this tranny thing, but they are obviously not getting what she is trying to say.

yeah, but her logic is ripping patrice apart and all he has is screaming.

[ralphbxny]

PAtrice is too funny. I love the yelling!

[HBox]

They call out Gene Simmons for his retarded relationship theories that can't work for anyone but him. I wish they'd do the same with patrice.

[sailor]

They call out Gene Simmons for his retarded relationship theories that can't work for anyone but him. I wish they'd do the same with patrice.

they often do. they tell him he's a lunatic all the time.

[HBox]

I can't believe women don't listen to this show.

I can't stop listening though.

[DolaMight]

Wow just checkin in. This feels like a filthy sex advice championship match we've been asking for... From what I'm hearin, the Doc is holdin it down. Harold Letterman gives her the last 2 rounds 10-9 each.

That sucking cum outa her ass thing had patrice against the ropes.

[hexy68]

esd might get some backdoor action today

[DolaMight]

esd might get some backdoor action today

No way, Casey defiantly wouldn't approve.

[HBox]

If she says gift of gab one more time I hope Patrice strangles her.

[nevnut]

No way, Casey defiantly wouldn't approve.

I bet he's on the phone with Casey right now trying to get permission.

[hexy68]

RADIO GOLD!!!!...i'm saving this segment! :clap:

[IMSlacker]

If Opie doesn't get line of the day with "Put your hand down T.J.'s Mom", there is no justice in this world.

[DOHO@HOME]

Here We Go She Will Be Nude Soon. Hope So.........

[DolaMight]

Another round for doc, she flipped patrice's make me want you gimmck and now he's droolin.

[hexy68]

another foreign exchange student fantasy!

[hexy68]

lily is SOOO lucky!!

[DolaMight]

Patrice is on the mat. I don't think he's gettin up.

[DOHO@HOME]

No He's Not On The Mat He's Playing His Game And This Is Going To Be Fun.

[sailor]

haha back-side dave.

[DolaMight]

No He's Not On The Mat He's Playing His Game And This Is Going To Be Fun.

What are you listening to? It's her game, she's got him on a leash. They tried to manipulate each other and she's got more game. I love Patrice but throw in the towel.

[DolaMight]

haha back-side dave.

I love his rep, they break cuz it's just assumed he'll take the strap on. He's probably walkin along, listening to his Ipod none the wiser. No idea he's about to be violated.

[jauble]

I love his rep, they break cuz it's just assumed he'll take the strap on. He's probably walkin along, listening to his Ipod none the wiser. No idea he's about to be violated.

here we go

and he missed it again

[hexy68]

aww c'mon Casey!! it's for the good of the show :lol:

[hexy68]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! :ohmy: :thumbup:

[DolaMight]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! :ohmy: :thumbup:

this is legendary killer radio. The suspense is killin me. Who's takin it?

[sailor]

i love that's she's calling his bluff. "she's just a vagina." great job throwing his lines back at him.

[Drunky McBetidont]

why dont i have pal talk?:wallbash:

[hexy68]

pics??

[Servo]

Wow... Patrice and his girl may score a date with Dr. Z after all this... unreal!

[sailor]

this is bullshit trying to add new terms to their original deal.

[DolaMight]

I can't believe Patrice will do this.

[hexy68]

I can't believe Patrice will do this.

never

[DolaMight]

I can't believe Patrice will do this.

Oh I knew it couldn't be true. I bet he just blew his threesome shot too.

[EliSnow]

Damn, ESD. Get your pants up.

[Drunky McBetidont]

esd will not let opie down. he will suck that strap on like it was suvlaki

[hexy68]

we need a payoff from somebody!

[DolaMight]

If fez takes the strap on does he win the summer of love contest?

[hexy68]

If fez takes the strap on does he win the summer of love contest?

you are thinking my friend!! :clap:

[Drunky McBetidont]

If fez takes the strap on does he win the summer of love contest?

ron said man or woman so i assume a woman with a strap on would count.

[DolaMight]

we need a payoff from somebody!

Somebody do it!!! Roland Steve anyone.......

[DOHO@HOME]

What are you listening to? It's her game, she's got him on a leash. They tried to manipulate each other and she's got more game. I love Patrice but throw in the towel.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT NOW THAT PATRICE IS SHOWING HIS TRUE COLORS.OH SORRY EARL.

[ralphbxny]

If Earl or Fez Ran in they would win the bet!

[hexy68]

esd NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Servo]

What the fuck?!?!

[ralphbxny]

Dave Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

the bit gets paid off with esd raping himself:glurps:

[Furtherman]

why dont i have pal talk?:wallbash:

Actually, right now, I'm really glad I don't.

[DOHO@HOME]

Oh No A Red Head With A Red Asshole He Is Going To Pink Sock Himself.

[DolaMight]

This is the XM202's peak. too much.

[EliSnow]

ESD, you idiot.

Forget the fact he's shoving something up his ass, which is bad enough. But he's not smart enough to lube up the dildo before?

He will do anything for the show, though.

[ralphbxny]

Dave you Animal!

[hexy68]

esd solo ass to mouth :blink:

[ralphbxny]

Pussies...I just shoved a black dildo in my Ass!

I am sorry Opie I was trying to help out!

[jauble]

fucking wow.... .... "I just shoved a black dildo up my ass" ...

[EliSnow]

My question is whether the Fist will be next.

[ralphbxny]

Dave Raped himself!

[Hottub]

Sweet Jesus, Dave.

[Earlshog]

Dave is a fucking champ!

[spadanko]

Go Dave!!

[pittphantoms]

I cant believe Dave did that... there is no way that happened... and yet I saw it on Paltalk.

[ralphbxny]

I never thought I'd see this day!

[hexy68]

i'll buy 10 books!!! :clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow Ron & Fez are on 12-3

thanks Dave for getting the message out

[DOHO@HOME]

Poor Casey this is what you want to spend the rest of your life with.
what a father figure to have your kid look up to.
Bring your dad to work day:
What's your dad do for work?
Oh he's in radio and does things like get awful tats leg wrestle black guys and oh yeh fucks himself in the ass with black dildos then sucks the shit off the same black dildo.
Teacher; oh um ok anyone that can top that peese stand up.

[underdog]

All I learned from the yelling was that Patrice hates women.

Like really hates them.

Not everyone hates women as much as you do, Patrice. And not all women act the way you think they do.

I like how he said a woman being a doctor doesn't make them sexier. It doesn't?

[lleeder]

That part I personally disagreed with. I always found Victoria Zdrok or however you spell it to be amazing. I still have her issue of Penthouse. Knowing she's a doctor makes me feel that shes sexier and even more unattainable.

[hexy68]

That part I personally disagreed with. I always found Victoria Zdrok or however you spell it to be amazing. I still have her issue of Penthouse. Knowing she's a doctor makes me feel that shes sexier and even more unattainable.

i heard her 2 times on o&a lleeder..can i still get that issue?

[underdog]

That part I personally disagreed with. I always found Victoria Zdrok or however you spell it to be amazing. I still have her issue of Penthouse. Knowing she's a doctor makes me feel that shes sexier and even more unattainable.

It's such an easy equation. If you took two girls who looked exactly alike, one was basically retarded and the other had a MD, who would you rather be with? I think most guys would pick the girl with the MD. It definitely makes girls sexier.

Patrice just wants someone to dominate.

And at the beginning of the conversation, he was saying that guys don't give a shit about what girls wear, then he was complaining that she was wearing stockings at the end of the conversation.

[sailor]

And at the beginning of the conversation, he was saying that guys don't give a shit about what girls wear, then he was complaining that she was wearing stockings at the end of the conversation.

yeah, at times he's a jumbled mess and just throws stuff up hoping something will stick.

[SmallFry]

Sweet Jesus, Dave.

I 'orda' know better, but I thought maybe it was a little theater of the mind, until.... I saw the paltalk caps. (http://www.thirdtierboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2572&highlight=victoria) (I don't have PT, so I didn't see it live). Dave is a fucking animal.

[DolaMight]

This is not Ron and Fez. This is funny that they think it's funny because it's R&F. I think it actually was randy and his hole.

[sailor]

whether or not rush is being honest here, o&a have made a big deal about how little pop culture jimmy knows.

i do agree that the "i can't laugh" shows he probably did get the reference.

[could a mod split these last two posts into a thread for the new week, please?]