What will East Side Dave bring to the table this week?

[jonyrotn]

As the clock ticks closer to noon he patiently waits with the giddy excitement of a of a school girl on her first date with Anthony Cumia.
With his elbows pressed tightly against his respective flanks,quickly and quietly he claps his hands togeather."It's almost time." He whispers to himself. "What outrageously funny stuff do you think I will offer up this week?!" He yells to the naked, pregnant, yet excitingly posed woman laying on the bed in the bedroom. "Oh sweety,you'll be great." She replies lovingly..He stares one last time deeply into the eyes of the image facing him in the full leangth mirror hanging on the back of the bathroom door.. Both index fingers extended out towards the image, "You are the mother fucking man" he says confidently..
"Ron and Dave? Dave and Ron?" He wonders aloud.. As he throws his coat over his shoulder and slams the apartment door behind him

[Caseyelan]

As the clock ticks closer to noon he patiently waits with the giddy excitement of a of a school girl on her first date with Anthony Cumia.
With his elbows pressed tightly against his respective flanks,quickly and quietly he claps his hands togeather."It's almost time." He whispers to himself. "What outrageously funny stuff do you think I will offer up this week?!" He yells to the naked, pregnant, yet excitingly posed woman laying on the bed in the bedroom. "Oh sweety,you'll be great." She replies lovingly..He stares one last time deeply into the eyes of the image facing him in the full leangth mirror hanging on the back of the bathroom door.. Both index fingers extended out towards the image, "You are the mother fucking man" he says confidently..
"Ron and Dave? Dave and Ron?" He wonders aloud.. As he throws his coat over his shoulder and slams the apartment door behind him

:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:

[jonyrotn]

Poor Fez. He doesn't stand a chance.

[drjoek]

Board Characters Suck:thumbdown:

[ToLEEdo]

Board Characters Suck:thumbdown:

what is this character..... long incoherent poster guy.

[spadanko]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/r3v3r3nd_album/fail1.jpg

[mikeyboy]

As the clock ticks closer to noon he patiently waits with the giddy excitement of a of a school girl on her first date with Anthony Cumia.
With his elbows pressed tightly against his respective flanks,quickly and quietly he claps his hands togeather."It's almost time." He whispers to himself. "What outrageously funny stuff do you think I will offer up this week?!" He yells to the naked, pregnant, yet excitingly posed woman laying on the bed in the bedroom. "Oh sweety,you'll be great." She replies lovingly..He stares one last time deeply into the eyes of the image facing him in the full leangth mirror hanging on the back of the bathroom door.. Both index fingers extended out towards the image, "You are the mother fucking man" he says confidently..
"Ron and Dave? Dave and Ron?" He wonders aloud.. As he throws his coat over his shoulder and slams the apartment door behind him

um....


We have blogs... http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/buttons/blogs.gif

[Furtherman]

I thought this would turn into a Choose Your Own Adventure thread. In that case, I choose to go into the cave and be eaten by the dragon.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I thought this would turn into a Choose Your Own Adventure thread. In that case, I choose to go into the cave and be eaten by the dragon.

Im going into the mountains and getting squashed by Bigfoot

[Dougie Brootal]

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/r3v3r3nd_album/fail1.jpg

GROLSCH IS THE BEST BEER IN THE WORLD.

[BlackSpider]

As the clock ticks closer to noon he patiently waits with the giddy excitement of a of a school girl on her first date with Anthony Cumia.
With his elbows pressed tightly against his respective flanks,quickly and quietly he claps his hands togeather."It's almost time." He whispers to himself. "What outrageously funny stuff do you think I will offer up this week?!" He yells to the naked, pregnant, yet excitingly posed woman laying on the bed in the bedroom. "Oh sweety,you'll be great." She replies lovingly..He stares one last time deeply into the eyes of the image facing him in the full leangth mirror hanging on the back of the bathroom door.. Both index fingers extended out towards the image, "You are the mother fucking man" he says confidently..
"Ron and Dave? Dave and Ron?" He wonders aloud.. As he throws his coat over his shoulder and slams the apartment door behind him



You lost me at "respective flanks"...
You may want to cancel that check you gave to the writing school,
they're ripping you off...

[moochcassidy]

wow. that really was the long way round to an unfunny place

[IrishAlkey]

D-

[damainer]

I think I am missing the rest of the message on my screen.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:kFdDBdzHP4kxHM:http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/course/70-415/images/head_into_brick_wall.gif

[Marc with a c]

i bet he's going to announce casey is double pregnant.

[midwestjeff]

anal beads.

[Chainsaw85]

Well, he already stuck a big black dildo in his ass without lube today. How do you top that?

[JustJon]

I don't know if Dave will ever be abl to outdo fuckin himself in the ass then going ass to mouth.

[jauble]

Well, he already stuck a big black dildo in his ass without lube today. How do you top that?

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

Viva la East Side Dave

ESD fan since Day 1

[east end John]

By the sounds of it I dont think there is anyone alive that enjoys there job more than East side!!!! You rock brother!!

[midwestjeff]

I see the future.

[usoilworker]

What what what ?????? can it be the misgivings of youth expecting that he who is dave can replace the power house Fez? boo hiss Fez rulez :thumbup:

[codenhead]

I feel like i'm at the crossroads of homo and erotic

[ChimneyFish]

Oh well........

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/shahram_immortal.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

Can we go Old school on this one?


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[usoilworker]

I stand corrected Dave is an animal. So what will dave bring to the table this week? only his rectum knows

[TeeBone]

What will Eastside Dave bring this week?

The same thing he brings every week:

An inane story about his childhood and life with Mother,
A poor sense of comedic timing,
- AND -
Most likely will have something inserted in him.


But seriously, Dave has no idea how to let a conversation have any space, particularly when Ron delivers a great line. Percentage-wise I don't know who steps over lines more; Dave or Hicks.