Jay Mohr wants to talk about taxes

[Sheeplovr]

http://www.youtube.com/taxlaugh

weird

[booster11373]

brother's gotta eat

[pennington]

I'd rather see naked pictures of his wife. Is that wrong?

[cougarjake13]

http://www.youtube.com/taxlaugh

weird

first he thinks he can talk about sports and now he wants to give tax advice

[Sheeplovr]

see you should of payed attnetion to this

[Furtherman]

Finally, the tax bit I wrote in 1992 can finally be brushed off.

[lleeder]

Whats the deal with taxes? Who are these people?

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa209/KOBE_IS_BETTER_THAN_MJ/seinfeld.jpg

[Marc with a c]

turbo tax will give you quicker returns than ex lax, now give me my money.

[Marc with a c]

h&r block? more like blockhead i mean come on

[epo]

What's up with the rounding? Where do those pennies go? Does the government have a gigantic penny jar somewhere holding a door open?

[DoubleJ]

What's up with the rounding? Where do those pennies go? Does the government have a gigantic penny jar somewhere holding a door open?

It's like Superman 3.

[Furtherman]

I told my tax man I'd like to declare my wife.... DEAD!

[lleeder]

Only two things are for sure in this life, a kick in the cunt and taxes.

[Marc with a c]

what is my CPAs favorite band?

W-2

[lleeder]

Retards have it great no taxes and fat tongues for licking envelopes.

[Marc with a c]

capital gain i don't think so. we're talking lower case gain here folks.

[lleeder]

King Hippos accountant asked to see his 1040 and he pointed to his waist size.

[Marc with a c]

jay mohr wants tax talk, we're all yelling jay less tax talk

[Marc with a c]

TAG! audIT

[King Hippos Bandaid]

King Hippos accountant asked to see his 1040 and he pointed to his waist size.


its 38 sir

alteast I did not write off a female midget as a life partner

[DoubleJ]

its 38 sir

alteast I did write off a female midget as a life partner

You did?

[Marc with a c]

There was a hole in my accountants garden hose so he deduct taped it.

[Furtherman]

My tax man asked me how many kids can I declare. I told him "NONE!"

"THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!"

[Furtherman]

My tax man asked me if I had any extra expenses. I said "YEA!"

"YOUR WIFE!"

He said "That's not funny." I said "I KNOW!"

"BUT SHE'S CHEAPER THAN YOUR MOTHER!"

[DolaMight]

This guy walks into a bar down in Georgia and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't from around here. Where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Pennsylvania."

The bartender asks, "What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says, "I mount dead animals."

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"